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2013-02-20 09:16:51 AM  
Obama loves breathing. He wants everyone to share the same air and all of us to breath all at the same time.
Republicans rise up!
 
2013-02-20 09:26:12 AM  
GOP outraged at lax immigration policy of president with highest deportation rate in history

Fixed that for you, subby.
 
2013-02-20 09:31:48 AM  
msnbcmedia.msn.com

WHY U NO THROW OUT ANY MEXICANS?
 
2013-02-20 09:35:09 AM  

BunkoSquad: [msnbcmedia.msn.com image 600x414]

WHY U NO THROW OUT ANY MEXICANS?


Everyone can see that the chair has a teleprompter. Don't expect any coherent answers.
 
2013-02-20 09:38:53 AM  
the Obama that exists in reality is not the same person as the one that exists in Republican minds.
 
2013-02-20 09:53:56 AM  

ManateeGag: the Obama that exists in reality is not the same person as the one that exists in Republican minds.


The funny thing is that both the real Obama and the imaginary one beat Romney.
 
2013-02-20 09:56:15 AM  

mrshowrules: ManateeGag: the Obama that exists in reality is not the same person as the one that exists in Republican minds.

The funny thing is that both the real Obama and the imaginary one beat Romney.


It's fair because Imaginary Romney was the one who ran.
 
2013-02-20 10:07:31 AM  
GOP outraged at black.

FTFY
 
2013-02-20 10:09:53 AM  

johnnieconnie: mrshowrules: ManateeGag: the Obama that exists in reality is not the same person as the one that exists in Republican minds.

The funny thing is that both the real Obama and the imaginary one beat Romney.

It's fair because Imaginary Romney was the one who ran.



It's not like the GOP had a choice. The imaginary Romney is the only one there is.
 
2013-02-20 10:14:30 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

"I wish we lived in a place more like the America of yesteryear that only exists in the brains of us Republicans."
 
2013-02-20 10:16:49 AM  

ManateeGag: the Obama that exists in reality is not the same person as the one that exists in Republican minds.


Much like Ronald Reagan.
 
2013-02-20 10:19:36 AM  

ManateeGag: the Obama that exists in reality is not the same person as the one that exists in Republican minds.


Republican minds - good one!
 
2013-02-20 10:20:57 AM  
not to worry... Senator 'hulk smash' McCain has this under control...

l3.yimg.com
 
2013-02-20 10:22:00 AM  
 
2013-02-20 10:25:42 AM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: <yawn>

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/12/05/AR20 10 120503230.html


The administration thought up new and creative ways to get illegals out of the country, and having fresh ideas is cheating to Republicans.
 
2013-02-20 10:27:08 AM  
So basically obamas new policy is just like it is now for foreign workers on work visa but they can cross whenever? I don't understand what that article said.
 
2013-02-20 10:29:09 AM  
It must be exhausting constantly inventing new measuring methods.  Every week there are a few new ones extolling the wonderful job our president is doing. Numbers are facts!
 
2013-02-20 10:29:29 AM  
i536.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-20 10:30:58 AM  
Actual numbers don't really interfere with the GOP attacks on Fartbongo.
 
2013-02-20 10:32:09 AM  
What's more sad, that the GOP keeps telling lies, or that Fox News viewers* think they're the only ones being fed the truth?


* my term for anyone that reposts mouthbreathing nonsense here or on Facebook. Not necessarily a Fox News viewer per se.
 
2013-02-20 10:33:23 AM  
Since when do Republicans/Fark Cons care about facts and statistics.

It is their kryptonite.
 
2013-02-20 10:38:14 AM  
Yeah, probably better off just letting us know when the GOP isn't outraged about something...

Just listening to these idiots spewing hyperbole, outright lies, and talking points is tiring.
 
2013-02-20 10:39:40 AM  
Love how much the Repubtards continue to show how badly they are outclassed by Obama. They might as well hide for 4 more years, and hope the next Democrat isn't as good at this. They would do their party more good by shutting the fark up right now.
 
2013-02-20 10:40:43 AM  
Yeah, how dare he make the best use he can of the worthless hash of obstructive and self-contradictory laws we've given him to try to address a real practical problem in a meaningful, practical way?

farking tryhards making us look bad.
 
2013-02-20 10:44:53 AM  
The GOP will only admit that Obama has deported anyone if he deports himself from the White House.
 
2013-02-20 10:57:33 AM  
So, wait, I didn't realize that the president himself, personally, deported illegals. How does he find time to do his other duties if he's busy out there combing the streets for illegals to deport?
 
2013-02-20 11:01:59 AM  
They have been pissed for quite some time.......that Obama has been doing a better job than they could.
 
2013-02-20 11:07:54 AM  
Highest deportation rate in history my ass.  Eisenhower deported all of them with Operation Wetback. Obama hasn't deported any percent of them because their numbers have increased.  He's trying to minoritize whitey.
 
2013-02-20 11:16:20 AM  
It's because he hasn't deported himself back to Kenya, amirite?
 
2013-02-20 11:16:49 AM  

Noam Chimpsky: Highest deportation rate in history my ass.  Eisenhower deported all of them with Operation Wetback. Obama hasn't deported any percent of them because their numbers have increased.  He's trying to minoritize whitey.


0/10.  More falsehoods please. MOAR.
 
2013-02-20 11:17:17 AM  

Noam Chimpsky: Highest deportation rate in history my ass.  Eisenhower deported all of them with Operation Wetback. Obama hasn't deported any percent of them because their numbers have increased.  He's trying to minoritize whitey.


Except for you know...reality.
 
2013-02-20 11:19:26 AM  
I really wish Obama would come out against smashing your balls into a bloody paste using a meat tenderizing hammer.
 
2013-02-20 11:20:03 AM  

Noam Chimpsky: Obama hasn't deported any percent of them because their numbers have increased.



You know how I can tell you don't understand math?
 
2013-02-20 11:20:11 AM  

coeyagi: Noam Chimpsky: Highest deportation rate in history my ass.  Eisenhower deported all of them with Operation Wetback. Obama hasn't deported any percent of them because their numbers have increased.  He's trying to minoritize whitey.

0/10.  More falsehoods please. MOAR.


You do realize Chimpsky is a lib satirist, right?
 
2013-02-20 11:20:36 AM  
He may be bailing water faster than anyone before him but the boat is still filling with water and he refuses to plug the hole.
 
2013-02-20 11:22:30 AM  
According to my father-in-law, the record numbers of deportations don't count because some of them are actually refusing entry by CBP.  I am unclear as to why these don't count except Socialism.
 
2013-02-20 11:24:37 AM  

Dubya's_Coke_Dealer: coeyagi: Noam Chimpsky: Highest deportation rate in history my ass.  Eisenhower deported all of them with Operation Wetback. Obama hasn't deported any percent of them because their numbers have increased.  He's trying to minoritize whitey.

0/10.  More falsehoods please. MOAR.

You do realize Chimpsky is a lib satirist, right?


A lot of his posts seem pretty serious.  He should be more satirical when he satirizes.
 
2013-02-20 11:26:16 AM  

Callous: He may be bailing water faster than anyone before him but the boat is still filling with water and he refuses to plug the hole.

You're willing to pay extra taxes to help stem the problem, right? Because that 100-foot-tall, 20-feet-thick wall and moat and armed guards and drones and radar and night vision and all that stuff ain't cheap. Or do you really, seriously believe that criminals with guns, "trained" by Steven Seagal are going to be of some value?
 
2013-02-20 11:27:02 AM  

coeyagi: Dubya's_Coke_Dealer: coeyagi: Noam Chimpsky: Highest deportation rate in history my ass.  Eisenhower deported all of them with Operation Wetback. Obama hasn't deported any percent of them because their numbers have increased.  He's trying to minoritize whitey.

0/10.  More falsehoods please. MOAR.

You do realize Chimpsky is a lib satirist, right?

A lot of his posts seem pretty serious.  He should be more satirical when he satirizes.


Come on, you couldn't possibly believe that guy is serious for more than a day or two.
 
2013-02-20 11:27:25 AM  

Callous: He may be bailing water faster than anyone before him but the boat is still filling with water and he refuses to plug the hole.


What power does the President have to change immigration laws? I've read the Constitution many times but I don't remember the section that grants the power of legislating immigration policy to the executive branch. Care to point it our for the class?
 
2013-02-20 11:29:38 AM  

Baelz: Love how much the Repubtards continue to show how badly they are outclassed by Obama. They might as well hide for 4 more years, and hope the next Democrat isn't as good at this. They would do their party more good by shutting the fark up right now.


Good point but there is another way of looking at this.  They need a candidate that looks less like a complete idiot than the average GOP politician today.  If they all stop talking today, you will be able to compare/contrast this slightly better candidate with the regular field of mental insanity and ignorance.

If there was a 4 year break, and their best possible candidate they had (relatively speaking) started talking, you would think they were a drooling an idiot not having heard this type of bullshiat and paranoia for 4 years.
 
2013-02-20 11:30:57 AM  

Dubya's_Coke_Dealer: coeyagi: Dubya's_Coke_Dealer: coeyagi: Noam Chimpsky: Highest deportation rate in history my ass.  Eisenhower deported all of them with Operation Wetback. Obama hasn't deported any percent of them because their numbers have increased.  He's trying to minoritize whitey.

0/10.  More falsehoods please. MOAR.

You do realize Chimpsky is a lib satirist, right?

A lot of his posts seem pretty serious.  He should be more satirical when he satirizes.

Come on, you couldn't possibly believe that guy is serious for more than a day or two.


I dunno, he seems to fight with pretty standard Freeper talking points, at least late at night.  He doesn't embellish, just the same wrong-headedness that the resident "random" person likes to display.  Maybe he's lib satirist by day, Freeper by night, I rarely see him on this early in the day.
 
2013-02-20 11:33:29 AM  
Dems outraged at GOP immigration policies, despite the fact that deportations went *up* when a Democrat took office.

Both sides are bad on immigration, so vote Democrat, because while the GOP talks tough, the Dems actually deport people? Is that the current democratic position?
 
2013-02-20 11:35:09 AM  

Lord_Baull: Noam Chimpsky: Obama hasn't deported any percent of them because their numbers have increased.


You know how I can tell you don't understand math?


All US presidents have presided over increased US exports so there is no trade imbalance, right?
 
2013-02-20 11:35:46 AM  

Talondel: Dems outraged at GOP immigration policies, despite the fact that deportations went *up* when a Democrat took office.

Both sides are bad on immigration, so vote Democrat, because while the GOP talks tough, the Dems actually deport people? Is that the current democratic position?


Would that make you feel better if we did?

Here, let me be your Preparation H: "Yes".
 
2013-02-20 11:37:42 AM  

mrshowrules: Baelz: Love how much the Repubtards continue to show how badly they are outclassed by Obama. They might as well hide for 4 more years, and hope the next Democrat isn't as good at this. They would do their party more good by shutting the fark up right now.

Good point but there is another way of looking at this.  They need a candidate that looks less like a complete idiot than the average GOP politician today.  If they all stop talking today, you will be able to compare/contrast this slightly better candidate with the regular field of mental insanity and ignorance.

If there was a 4 year break, and their best possible candidate they had (relatively speaking) started talking, you would think they were a drooling an idiot not having heard this type of bullshiat and paranoia for 4 years.



the foil to your scenario: GOP Primaries. To get the nod, you have to derp the loudest.
 
2013-02-20 11:38:36 AM  

coeyagi: Dubya's_Coke_Dealer: coeyagi: Dubya's_Coke_Dealer: coeyagi: Noam Chimpsky: Highest deportation rate in history my ass.  Eisenhower deported all of them with Operation Wetback. Obama hasn't deported any percent of them because their numbers have increased.  He's trying to minoritize whitey.

0/10.  More falsehoods please. MOAR.

You do realize Chimpsky is a lib satirist, right?

A lot of his posts seem pretty serious.  He should be more satirical when he satirizes.

Come on, you couldn't possibly believe that guy is serious for more than a day or two.

I dunno, he seems to fight with pretty standard Freeper talking points, at least late at night.  He doesn't embellish, just the same wrong-headedness that the resident "random" person likes to display.  Maybe he's lib satirist by day, Freeper by night, I rarely see him on this early in the day.


I suppose he MIGHT be a standard-issue brain-damaged freeper sociopath. But there is precedent for libs to emulate such nitwits on fark, right?
 
2013-02-20 11:40:10 AM  

Lord_Baull: mrshowrules: Baelz: Love how much the Repubtards continue to show how badly they are outclassed by Obama. They might as well hide for 4 more years, and hope the next Democrat isn't as good at this. They would do their party more good by shutting the fark up right now.

Good point but there is another way of looking at this.  They need a candidate that looks less like a complete idiot than the average GOP politician today.  If they all stop talking today, you will be able to compare/contrast this slightly better candidate with the regular field of mental insanity and ignorance.

If there was a 4 year break, and their best possible candidate they had (relatively speaking) started talking, you would think they were a drooling an idiot not having heard this type of bullshiat and paranoia for 4 years.


the foil to your scenario: GOP Primaries. To get the nod, you have to derp the loudest.


4 years from now, the angry-stupid-old-white-terrified-racist-male demographic will be even smaller.
 
2013-02-20 11:40:52 AM  

Talondel: Dems outraged at GOP immigration policies, despite the fact that deportations went *up* when a Democrat took office.

Both sides are bad on immigration, so vote Democrat, because while the GOP talks tough, the Dems actually deport people? Is that the current democratic position?


Umm no. Democrats were not pleased with the Bush Administration's policy of large public raids of companies to deport workers while letting the companies get off scott free. The Obama administration's policy is turning a blind eye to hard working illegal immigrants and those brought here as children while ratcheting up deportations of those who commit criminal offenses.

They are two completely different policies.
 
2013-02-20 11:47:46 AM  

Dubya's_Coke_Dealer: Lord_Baull: mrshowrules: Baelz: Love how much the Repubtards continue to show how badly they are outclassed by Obama. They might as well hide for 4 more years, and hope the next Democrat isn't as good at this. They would do their party more good by shutting the fark up right now.

Good point but there is another way of looking at this.  They need a candidate that looks less like a complete idiot than the average GOP politician today.  If they all stop talking today, you will be able to compare/contrast this slightly better candidate with the regular field of mental insanity and ignorance.

If there was a 4 year break, and their best possible candidate they had (relatively speaking) started talking, you would think they were a drooling an idiot not having heard this type of bullshiat and paranoia for 4 years.


the foil to your scenario: GOP Primaries. To get the nod, you have to derp the loudest.

4 years from now, the angry-stupid-old-white-terrified-racist-male demographic will be even smaller.



Bullshiat. Obamacare will make them live forever. forever. forever.
 
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