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2013-02-20 08:52:48 AM  
8 votes:

Farce-Side: I'm upset that Lucy Liu is on that list...sure she's getting up there in years as far as hollywood actresses go, but she's ASIAN.  Come on man!!!  Auto-hotness!!


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2013-02-20 08:38:18 AM  
7 votes:
Great, the studman69 poll is out.
2013-02-20 08:56:04 AM  
6 votes:

bark_atda_moon: Did Sarah Jessica Parker retire?


She's been put to pasture.
2013-02-20 09:07:37 AM  
5 votes:
I heard that Sarah Jessica Parker ended up in some European ravioli.
2013-02-20 09:05:49 AM  
4 votes:
I find her pretty hot...but then, a woman who appears completely indifferent to me is a huge turn-on.

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2013-02-20 08:47:42 AM  
4 votes:

MayoSlather: Brittany Murphy is looking pretty rough these days, kind of like Stewart with the dead eyes.


WORKING actress.
Brittany Murphy hasn't had a job in years...
2013-02-20 09:31:25 AM  
3 votes:
When told of her honor, Ms. Stewart gave no apparent reaction.  Her publicist later informed the media that Ms. Stewart had, in fact, been "excited".
2013-02-20 08:45:28 AM  
3 votes:
Brittany Murphy is looking pretty rough these days, kind of like Stewart with the dead eyes.
2013-02-20 08:42:17 AM  
3 votes:
A baked potato has more acting ability then Kristen, but she's a good looking girl.
2013-02-20 01:32:13 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-02-20 12:52:09 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-02-20 10:02:07 AM  
2 votes:

enik: I'd love the see the girlfriends of the neckbeards that cast these votes.



So would said neckbeards.
2013-02-20 10:01:49 AM  
2 votes:

ajt167: We certainly have different rates in women.


True. I won't go over $50 an hour. But I kinda like 'em desperate and skanky, so YMMV.
2013-02-20 09:56:46 AM  
2 votes:

meanmutton: ajt167: CT Zeal: Attractive?  Absolutely.  But "sexy" implies more than just looks; there's a personality to "sexy" that separates it from simply "hot."  And when it comes to that... then yes, I can think of a number of less attractive actresses who are totally sexier than Kristen Stewart.

And yes, I am gay.

Okay, granted, but least sexy actress? On Grays Anatomy alone you have the main lady with the weird eyes, the Asian lady, and the native American linebacker looking lady. They are sexier?

Ellen Pompeo is absolutely unattractive, but personally I'd put Sandra Oh a notch above Kristen Stewart and there's absolutely no contest that Sara Ramirez is WAY sexier than Kristen Stewart.

Either way, I still think that you'd be hard pressed to find anyone less sexy than her who is even remotely near her age.


We certainly have different rates in women. I need to find a girl physically attractive to find her sexy. I don't find that Asian lady the least bit attractive (looks like she got hit in the face with a frying pan), the linebacker has a pretty face but a lousy body, and the main one has weird eyes (I need pretty eyes on a girl to find her physically attractive, just my own weird thing). They don't have to be drop dead gorgeous to be sexy (see bubble boy's sister,I forget their names, but she's pretty, not drop dead, but extremely sexy), just at least a little attractive.I find ms. Stewart attractive, and we know she puts out.I'd have sex with her if given the opportunity. I'd choose her over the grays anatomy ladies.I'd need money up front to bed the Asian one.
2013-02-20 09:56:17 AM  
2 votes:

Savage Bacon: MayoSlather: Brittany Murphy is looking pretty rough these days, kind of like Stewart with the dead eyes.

Rev. Skarekroe: MayoSlather: Brittany Murphy is looking pretty rough these days, kind of like Stewart with the dead eyes.

WORKING actress.
Brittany Murphy hasn't had a job in years...

Yeah, especially considering she DIED over 3 years ago.


Jesus

thatsthejoke
2013-02-20 09:44:28 AM  
2 votes:
Kristen Stewart's acting
25.media.tumblr.com

I would certianly hit it though.
2013-02-20 09:33:10 AM  
2 votes:

Farce-Side: I'm upset that Lucy Liu is on that list...sure she's getting up there in years as far as hollywood actresses go, but she's ASIAN.  Come on man!!!  Auto-hotness!!


WE SEE YOU IN MANY MOVIES.
I THINK ABOUT YOU WHILE HAVING SEX WITH MY WIFE.
I THANK YOU WITH ONE DOLLAR.
(That's a lot of money to them).
2013-02-20 09:27:09 AM  
2 votes:
That's quite rude.  If I were that poll's mother I would pull its ears and make it go door to door and apologize to every one of those women.
2013-02-20 09:13:12 AM  
2 votes:
2013-02-20 08:56:22 AM  
2 votes:
Of course, Kristen has been on the decline since Panic Room.

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2013-02-20 08:54:01 AM  
2 votes:
By who? Blind Gay Monthly magazine?

Look, I'd rather put it into Amanda Seyfried or Anne Hathaway, but given a choice between these and Kathy Bates, I think I'd know which I'd pick.
2013-02-20 08:44:03 AM  
2 votes:
Sometimes that gilr he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about this chick... she's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes.
2013-02-20 08:39:54 AM  
2 votes:
Kristen Stewart voted the least sexy actress working today...

...by a team of professional homosexuals?

/NTTAWWT
2013-02-20 03:59:42 PM  
1 vote:

WhippingBoy: ajt167: In this thread, about 2 posts saying she's sexy because she's pretty, about 180 posts saying that everybody is stupid because they think pretty = sexy.

Listen, if there is any actress at all that you would like to have sex with less than Kristen Stewart, she is not the least sexy actress. That's what sexy is - how much they make you want to have sex with them.

I'm a guy; I'd have sex with a piece of raw liver warmed up in the microwave; doesn't make raw liver sexy...


Why do you always feel the need to hump raw liver to prove a point? Every damn time it's "you disagree with my ideas on taxation or literature or science stuff? I'll stick my dick into this liver to show you why you're wrong" or some such nonsense.
2013-02-20 03:18:56 PM  
1 vote:

VodkaGimlet: Many of you folk are strange to me, with the expectation that "beautiful and stirring to behold" equals "amazing in bed".

If all you want is a pretty face and a vagina that doesn't fight you, buy a fleshlight and tape a picture of a model to a pillow.


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2013-02-20 02:42:26 PM  
1 vote:

Snargi: Farce-Side: I'm upset that Lucy Liu is on that list...sure she's getting up there in years as far as hollywood actresses go, but she's ASIAN.  Come on man!!!  Auto-hotness!!

Lucy Liu is an ugly Asian...


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Yep she sure is....It is alright to be openly gay in this day and age sir!
2013-02-20 01:08:39 PM  
1 vote:
I think they just messed up the poll results.  The original was "Actresses who look like someone who turned me down in highschool."
2013-02-20 11:06:07 AM  
1 vote:

AngryJailhouseFistfark: thurstonxhowell: [images.starpulse.com image 550x365]

Send it back. -eleventy/10. Would not bang.

Said no straight male. Ever.

Perhaps my view is colored by my personal experience, but if you bleached the hair and adjusted for age she looks just like my ex-wife. Now, my ex-wife is a reasonably attractive woman (when her face isn't contorted into a twisted mask of tightly wrapped, joyless, controlling biatchitude). She's extraordinarily fit with strong thighs and bubble butt. That ass has flattened, however, and the tits are nearly gone due to 2 children and a FURIOUS exercise regime that has removed most of what were once tasty curves. But the worst of it was the sex. The conjugal experience was like farking a corpse, always with a sense of "are you done yet?" on her part. No fun at all. Turned out she was only farking me so she could "experience being a mother." Once that was accomplished, no more fark for you, Mr. JailhouseFistfark.

So I cannot look upon Ms. Stewart without reflecting on those painful, joyless, lonely 14 years. That is compounded by her generally emotionless and flat presentation, which is also reflective of the ex-wife.

Now you know, and are better for the knowing.


See, and I find all of what you explained and described to be sexy. Different strokes for different folks and all.
2013-02-20 10:51:31 AM  
1 vote:

thurstonxhowell: [images.starpulse.com image 550x365]

Send it back. -eleventy/10. Would not bang.

Said no straight male. Ever.


Perhaps my view is colored by my personal experience, but if you bleached the hair and adjusted for age she looks just like my ex-wife. Now, my ex-wife is a reasonably attractive woman (when her face isn't contorted into a twisted mask of tightly wrapped, joyless, controlling biatchitude). She's extraordinarily fit with strong thighs and bubble butt. That ass has flattened, however, and the tits are nearly gone due to 2 children and a FURIOUS exercise regime that has removed most of what were once tasty curves. But the worst of it was the sex. The conjugal experience was like farking a corpse, always with a sense of "are you done yet?" on her part. No fun at all. Turned out she was only farking me so she could "experience being a mother." Once that was accomplished, no more fark for you, Mr. JailhouseFistfark.

So I cannot look upon Ms. Stewart without reflecting on those painful, joyless, lonely 14 years. That is compounded by her generally emotionless and flat presentation, which is also reflective of the ex-wife.

Now you know, and are better for the knowing.
Biv
2013-02-20 10:50:14 AM  
1 vote:

Mi-5: I hate to break up the Kristen Stewart jack-off fest here, but she ain't sexy.  She's a plain Jane.


You know, there is something sexy about that.
2013-02-20 10:36:00 AM  
1 vote:

meanmutton: enik: I'd love the see the girlfriends of the neckbeards that cast these votes.

Why?  You think that they're working actresses?


It's a weird fetish thing that you haven't heard about yet.
2013-02-20 10:25:50 AM  
1 vote:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Farce-Side: I'm upset that Lucy Liu is on that list...sure she's getting up there in years as far as hollywood actresses go, but she's ASIAN.  Come on man!!!  Auto-hotness!!

Crossed eyes are a turn-off for most.


and yet Siamese cats remain popular
what's up with all the yowling? Even from the cats
Biv
2013-02-20 10:16:16 AM  
1 vote:

WhippingBoy: Biv: the801: Billy Bathsalt: Maggie Gyllenhaal?

maggie gyllenhaal is a bubbling cauldron of pure sex and gorgeousness and, to a lesser but not insignificant extent, acting ability.


That basset hound may be one of the ugliest women in Hollywood.

I dunno man. There's something about her that makes my pants feel tight and puts dirty, dirty thoughts into my head.


To each their own, I guess.  I just remember myself thinking during Batman Returns "Great, they replaced an 8-9 with a 5," and that the Joker was a big fat liar during the party scene.
2013-02-20 10:05:09 AM  
1 vote:

WhippingBoy: ajt167: We certainly have different rates in women.

True. I won't go over $50 an hour. But I kinda like 'em desperate and skanky, so YMMV.


That's why I pay with meth.
Biv
2013-02-20 10:03:31 AM  
1 vote:

the801: Billy Bathsalt: Maggie Gyllenhaal?

maggie gyllenhaal is a bubbling cauldron of pure sex and gorgeousness and, to a lesser but not insignificant extent, acting ability.



That basset hound may be one of the ugliest women in Hollywood.
2013-02-20 09:58:35 AM  
1 vote:

Billy Bathsalt: Maggie Gyllenhaal?


maggie gyllenhaal is a bubbling cauldron of pure sex and gorgeousness and, to a lesser but not insignificant extent, acting ability.

i was going to say that  jamie brewer is less sexy than kristen stewart, but then i did a GIS for both and now i'm not so sure.
2013-02-20 09:54:04 AM  
1 vote:
api.ning.com

Ate all the competition
2013-02-20 09:30:54 AM  
1 vote:

rufus-t-firefly: OMG HIDEOUS.


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"OK, bad acting is coming out now."

My god, she even manages to act bad in a photograph. I thought only Krya Sedgwick was capable of acting that terrible. I was wrong. Worst...actress...ever.
2013-02-20 09:24:29 AM  
1 vote:
OMG HIDEOUS.

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2013-02-20 09:17:52 AM  
1 vote:

CT Zeal: Attractive?  Absolutely.  But "sexy" implies more than just looks; there's a personality to "sexy" that separates it from simply "hot."  And when it comes to that... then yes, I can think of a number of less attractive actresses who are totally sexier than Kristen Stewart.

And yes, I am gay.


So are you saying youd turn down a Calvin Klein underwear model that has about as much personality as Kristen Stewart for say John Goodman?
2013-02-20 09:16:29 AM  
1 vote:
images.starpulse.com

Send it back. -eleventy/10. Would not bang.

Said no straight male. Ever.
2013-02-20 09:15:43 AM  
1 vote:

ajt167: CT Zeal: Attractive?  Absolutely.  But "sexy" implies more than just looks; there's a personality to "sexy" that separates it from simply "hot."  And when it comes to that... then yes, I can think of a number of less attractive actresses who are totally sexier than Kristen Stewart.

And yes, I am gay.

Okay, granted, but least sexy actress? On Grays Anatomy alone you have the main lady with the weird eyes, the Asian lady, and the native American linebacker looking lady. They are sexier?


Ellen Pompeo is absolutely unattractive, but personally I'd put Sandra Oh a notch above Kristen Stewart and there's absolutely no contest that Sara Ramirez is WAY sexier than Kristen Stewart.

Either way, I still think that you'd be hard pressed to find anyone less sexy than her who is even remotely near her age.
2013-02-20 09:12:28 AM  
1 vote:

CT Zeal: Attractive?  Absolutely.  But "sexy" implies more than just looks; there's a personality to "sexy" that separates it from simply "hot."  And when it comes to that... then yes, I can think of a number of less attractive actresses who are totally sexier than Kristen Stewart.

And yes, I am gay.


Okay, granted, but least sexy actress? On Grays Anatomy alone you have the main lady with the weird eyes, the Asian lady, and the native American linebacker looking lady. They are sexier?
2013-02-20 09:06:36 AM  
1 vote:
So I saw adventureland last week.  Okay movie except for every single scene with her in it.  She ruined it, and made every scene laughably bad.
2013-02-20 08:50:31 AM  
1 vote:
Stewart is too awkward to really be sexy.

Still, she's quite pretty. I know I'D steal her panties.
2013-02-20 08:46:31 AM  
1 vote:
I'm upset that Lucy Liu is on that list...sure she's getting up there in years as far as hollywood actresses go, but she's ASIAN.  Come on man!!!  Auto-hotness!!
2013-02-20 08:41:36 AM  
1 vote:
Really?  They found THIS sexier?

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