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2013-02-20 09:16:29 AM  
4 votes:
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Send it back. -eleventy/10. Would not bang.

Said no straight male. Ever.
2013-02-20 08:46:23 AM  
4 votes:
This is the point where the (justifiable) Twilight hate crosses the line into asinine. She's not the best actress and she was in a shiatty teen movie, but Jesus farking christ...she's not the "least sexy actress".
2013-02-20 08:41:36 AM  
4 votes:
Really?  They found THIS sexier?

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2013-02-20 04:45:37 PM  
3 votes:

Snargi: Farce-Side: I'm upset that Lucy Liu is on that list...sure she's getting up there in years as far as hollywood actresses go, but she's ASIAN.  Come on man!!!  Auto-hotness!!

Lucy Liu is an ugly Asian...


This is a gorgeous Asian...
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2013-02-20 02:08:09 PM  
3 votes:
Okay, let me rephrase.

A person can be sexy but not beautiful.
A person can be beautiful but not sexy.
A person can be both sexy AND beautiful.

There are a lot of people who are not pretty in the classical sense, but are damned sexy.
There are a lot of people who are not sexy in any way, but are very pretty.

If you can't see this or acknowledge it, then you have a strange perception of the world or you haven't gotten around very much. You seem to think "sexy" merely means you'd like to have sex with someone because of how they look. You seem to be completely abandoning mannerisms, facial expressions, the way they carry themselves, and the things they do.

A sexy person is skilled at seduction, regardless of looks (as long as they aren't hideous, of course).
An unsexy person may be nice to look at, but when they move, talk, or try to interact with you, they come off as uninteresting, boring, dull, clumsy, awkward, or bland.

And if you don't know the difference, then you just haven't been in the company of people who fit these descriptions. I don't know what else to say. Most people can tell there IS a difference between being sexy and just being pretty.

They're not mutually-exclusive, but they aren't necessarily connected, either.
2013-02-20 11:32:07 AM  
3 votes:
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I rest my case.

/ would bend Kristen Stewart over my knee
2013-02-20 09:54:20 AM  
3 votes:
So Kristen Stewart blah blah whatever.

I'm failing to see the problem here:
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2013-02-20 08:47:08 AM  
3 votes:
"Least sexy" is a really, really low bar.  Really.  I've groaned audibly at most of what  Kristen Stewart has done, and  Mischa Barton ain't all that and a bowl of biscuits, but that'd have to be a limited list rather than open voting for them to be "least sexy actresses".
2013-02-20 08:39:42 AM  
3 votes:
While Kristen Stewart may not have much (in calculon voice) acting talent, Id certainly let her ride my bologna pony
2013-02-20 08:36:34 AM  
3 votes:
I presume nobody calls what Melissa McCarthy does "work."
2013-02-20 07:04:51 PM  
2 votes:
i know its trendy to dump on her and everything, but really, no one saw her in Into the Wild in her bra and panties and thought got daaaayum, id jizz all over that?

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2013-02-20 03:16:29 PM  
2 votes:
Many of you folk are strange to me, with the expectation that "beautiful and stirring to behold" equals "amazing in bed".

If all you want is a pretty face and a vagina that doesn't fight you, buy a fleshlight and tape a picture of a model to a pillow.
2013-02-20 02:30:44 PM  
2 votes:

Madbassist1: meanmutton: Madbassist1: meanmutton: I still think that you'd be hard pressed to find anyone less sexy than her who is even remotely near her age.

That's farking ridiculous.

The only one mentioned in the thread in over 120 comments was Gabourey Sidibe, who absolutely counts on the less sexy and is near her in age (29 versus 22) but really isn't much of a "working actress" -- she's had three small parts in the last three years.

If it's "farking ridiculous", go ahead -- give me a few names of working actresses who are under, say, 35 who are obviously less sexy than Kristen Stewart.

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I can't speak for the one with the tattoo, she's rather homely and I haven't seen her do anything so I will not judge. Homely is not a deal-breaker, though, as the Sexy v. Attractive camp is asserting.

Kristen Schaal from the John Stewart show is no kind of classical beauty by any stretch, but watching her do her schtick doth emboner me mightily. She's sexy as all get-out and I suspect she would give you The Business in the sack. Lemme tellya, sport, between Kristen Schaal and Kristen Stewart I'd take Schall 10 times out of 10 for sexy.

As for sexy versus attractive I'll say this about that: Classically beautiful features can get you on the cover of the fashion and glamour magazines, but how do you move? How do you talk? Is there any erotic appeal in whatever it is you do? Because if not, you're strictly "attractive", and nothing more. Meanwhile, if you may not be cover-model "media ready" beautiful, but there's a vibe you give off that says you know what you like, you're in touch with your sensuality, and you know how to have a good time, well, that's about ten-thousand times sexier than the pretty-but-dead-inside covergirl.

Give me the homely babe who loves to fark over the prettiest-girl-in-town who lays there like a corpse and can't find her pussy with both hands. Any day.
2013-02-20 01:48:01 PM  
2 votes:

meanmutton: Madbassist1: meanmutton: I still think that you'd be hard pressed to find anyone less sexy than her who is even remotely near her age.

That's farking ridiculous.

The only one mentioned in the thread in over 120 comments was Gabourey Sidibe, who absolutely counts on the less sexy and is near her in age (29 versus 22) but really isn't much of a "working actress" -- she's had three small parts in the last three years.

If it's "farking ridiculous", go ahead -- give me a few names of working actresses who are under, say, 35 who are obviously less sexy than Kristen Stewart.


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2013-02-20 11:23:08 AM  
2 votes:
OK, older guy here. I've been through the teen hormones which drive you insane and make you stupidly judgmental about stupid things like looks.

Obsessing over "the prettiest girl in the room" who is shallow, selfish, self-destructive, angry, bad with money, or unfaithful is not worth it!

You are going to be much happier with a woman whose company you enjoy. Funny, smart, ambitious, loyal, honest ... find one with as many of those as possible.

/soapbox off
2013-02-20 10:47:16 AM  
2 votes:
I hate to break up the Kristen Stewart jack-off fest here, but she ain't sexy.  She's a plain Jane.
2013-02-20 10:36:31 AM  
2 votes:

umad: Biv: WhippingBoy: Biv: the801: Billy Bathsalt: Maggie Gyllenhaal?

maggie gyllenhaal is a bubbling cauldron of pure sex and gorgeousness and, to a lesser but not insignificant extent, acting ability.


That basset hound may be one of the ugliest women in Hollywood.

I dunno man. There's something about her that makes my pants feel tight and puts dirty, dirty thoughts into my head.

To each their own, I guess.  I just remember myself thinking during Batman Returns "Great, they replaced an 8-9 with a 5," and that the Joker was a big fat liar during the party scene.

Katie Holmes' nipples were definitely better for that part. It's a shame she farked it up and got them kicked out of the sequel.


What everyone's saying about attractiveness is not sexiness is on exhibit here, for me at least. Katie is very attractive, Maggie is less attractive. Both are sexy, but Maggie is sexier.

I think it boils down to who you'd rather spend a week banging.I think Maggie would be more fun
2013-02-20 10:14:32 AM  
2 votes:

the801: Billy Bathsalt: Maggie Gyllenhaal?

maggie gyllenhaal is a bubbling cauldron of pure sex and gorgeousness and, to a lesser but not insignificant extent, acting ability.


Yes. Ms. Gyllenhaal is one of those strange things that happens where all the parts are all wrong, but they come together oh so right.  She's got it where it counts.
2013-02-20 10:11:34 AM  
2 votes:

Biv: the801: Billy Bathsalt: Maggie Gyllenhaal?

maggie gyllenhaal is a bubbling cauldron of pure sex and gorgeousness and, to a lesser but not insignificant extent, acting ability.


That basset hound may be one of the ugliest women in Hollywood.


I dunno man. There's something about her that makes my pants feel tight and puts dirty, dirty thoughts into my head.
2013-02-20 10:09:51 AM  
2 votes:

Biv: the801: Billy Bathsalt:
That basset hound may be one of the ugliest women in Hollywood.


that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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2013-02-20 10:08:08 AM  
2 votes:
Not sexy, but not unattractive either. Those are 2 different things.
2013-02-20 10:03:01 AM  
2 votes:
A lot of you seem to confuse "sexy" with "attractive".

A person can be attractive, and not be sexy.

Likewise, a person can be sexy without being attractive.

Kristen Stewart is  attractive, but she is about as sexy as a bowl of oatmeal.
2013-02-20 09:37:44 AM  
2 votes:

Biv: There is not one fatty on the list. Not one. The whole list should be fatties and women over 40. List is garbage.


Here's a pic of a 37-yo Hollywood fatty:


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2013-02-20 09:32:45 AM  
2 votes:
It says least sexy, not least attractive. I can see nothing sexy about her and still think that she is okay looking.
2013-02-20 09:10:15 AM  
2 votes:

emersonbiggins: Someone finds Hathaway attractive?!

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How long did it take you to dig up that picture?

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2013-02-20 09:04:15 AM  
2 votes:
Maggie Gyllenhaal?
2013-02-20 08:53:33 AM  
2 votes:
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Ugly outfit but...she's kinda hot right here.
2013-02-20 08:52:48 AM  
2 votes:

Farce-Side: I'm upset that Lucy Liu is on that list...sure she's getting up there in years as far as hollywood actresses go, but she's ASIAN.  Come on man!!!  Auto-hotness!!


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2013-02-20 08:46:31 AM  
2 votes:
I'm upset that Lucy Liu is on that list...sure she's getting up there in years as far as hollywood actresses go, but she's ASIAN.  Come on man!!!  Auto-hotness!!
2013-02-20 08:38:18 AM  
2 votes:
Great, the studman69 poll is out.
2013-02-20 09:14:28 PM  
1 votes:
I think the list might have been better served if it was called "Least sexy women that Hollywood tries to pass off as sexy" to eliminate the Roseanne Barr and Kathy Bates responses.

I disagree with some of the choices.  Krinsten Dunst and Lucy Liu are both hot.   But I certainly never found Sarah Jessica Parker to be "hot".

I would have put Maggie Gyllenhaal and Minnie Driver on the list as well.  Why were they ever pushed by the Hollywood establishment as "sexy"?
2013-02-20 09:10:31 PM  
1 votes:
I'll say this, Kristin Stewart can dress up nice and have a stylist do her hair and makeup person do her up real nice and she'll look good, but she's far from sexy. Sexy isn't just about looks, it's in how she carries herself, her attitude, and about a billion other factors, and she just doesn't have it.

Pfighting Polish: IMHO:

Very Much Belong:  Kristen Stewart, Sarah Jessica Parker, Lindsay Lohan, Mischa Barton.

Not Only Belongs But Should Be Higher Up: Tilda Swinton.  Something about her just says freaky, and not in the good kind of way.

This Would Be Ridiculous If It Were 10-15 Years Ago: Denise Richards, Kirsten Dunst.  Richards in "Wild Things"? Dunst in "Bring It On" or that rainy scene in "Spiderman"?  Hot.  But no, the years have not necessarily been kind to either.

I Can See Why She's There, But ... : Hilary Swank.  I can see why she's there, namely for her rather manly or tough-girl roles in a few movies.  But she does clean up pretty nice.

DaFuq? Lucy Liu, Uma Thurman. Did the survey-taker just not like "Kill Bill"?  Not only is Liu put together nicely, she gives off the smart, sassy chick vibe, which is hot.  And Uma?  Did anyone see "The Producers"?  C'mon.


I agree with most of your post except Kirsten Dunst still looked pretty decent in Melancholia. And I've had a thing for Hilary Swank since that Karate Kid movie she was in years ago. Definitely agree with you on Lucy Liu. Uma Thurman is a mixed bag. Sometimes she's pretty hot, others she's been very meh.
2013-02-20 07:04:36 PM  
1 votes:
There is no part of her I wouldn't eat.
/Literally
//With a fork and spoon

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2013-02-20 06:58:59 PM  
1 votes:
IMHO:

Very Much Belong:  Kristen Stewart, Sarah Jessica Parker, Lindsay Lohan, Mischa Barton.

Not Only Belongs But Should Be Higher Up: Tilda Swinton.  Something about her just says freaky, and not in the good kind of way.

This Would Be Ridiculous If It Were 10-15 Years Ago: Denise Richards, Kirsten Dunst.  Richards in "Wild Things"? Dunst in "Bring It On" or that rainy scene in "Spiderman"?  Hot.  But no, the years have not necessarily been kind to either.

I Can See Why She's There, But ... : Hilary Swank.  I can see why she's there, namely for her rather manly or tough-girl roles in a few movies.  But she does clean up pretty nice.

DaFuq? Lucy Liu, Uma Thurman. Did the survey-taker just not like "Kill Bill"?  Not only is Liu put together nicely, she gives off the smart, sassy chick vibe, which is hot.  And Uma?  Did anyone see "The Producers"?  C'mon.
2013-02-20 05:51:22 PM  
1 votes:

deschinc: bark_atda_moon: Did Sarah Jessica Parker retire?

She's been put to pasture.


She's #3 on the list.


illbeinmybunk: who the hell came up with this? those stupid, ignorant----what? really? ok I'm being told that I read Kristen Stewart but thought it said Kristin schall from the daily show....

//puts down torch
//puts down pirchfork


I find Kristen Schaal hot in a really inexplicable way.


Evil Mackerel: Slackfumasta: Of course, Kristen has been on the decline since Panic Room.

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I thought that was a boy.


We all did.
2013-02-20 04:19:08 PM  
1 votes:

Madbassist1: Well fark, dude, why didnt you just save me the trouble and say up front that you had made up your mind and not to bother. I can tell I would have put Lassie up there and you'd be making excuses to fark her. Christ. You asked for chicks that werent sexy, I provided them. You can twist into a pretzel all you want saying Schall is more farkable than Stewart, but duuuuude.


It's not that I'd fark anything other than Kristen Stewart (though thanks for offering up Lassie, but that's not my kink). You presented Kristen Shaal as an example of less sexy than Kristen Stewart. I disagreed for the reasons I stated. There was no twisting involved. Tell ya what: You have your way with Kristen Stewart and I'll have mine with Kristen Shaal (in Fantasyland for both of us, of course), and then we'll enjoy a cold, virtual beer and discuss the biatchin' times we had with our respective partners. I suspect we'll both feel like we got the better end of the deal, and that's fine too.
2013-02-20 03:54:51 PM  
1 votes:

myne: Flash314: They didn't even mention any of the real hags of Hollywood, like Emma Stone,  Charlize Theron, Penélope Cruz, Anneliese van der Pol, Drew Barrymore, Hayden Panettiere, or Kate Beckinsale. All of them have sharp knees.

wtf? I'm female and I can see the sexy.

/her and Emily Deschanel, yup.


I think your sarcasm meter is broken.
2013-02-20 03:27:10 PM  
1 votes:
In this thread, about 2 posts saying she's sexy because she's pretty, about 180 posts saying that everybody is stupid because they think pretty = sexy.

Listen, if there is any actress at all that you would like to have sex with less than Kristen Stewart, she is not the least sexy actress. That's what sexy is - how much they make you want to have sex with them.
2013-02-20 03:18:56 PM  
1 votes:

VodkaGimlet: Many of you folk are strange to me, with the expectation that "beautiful and stirring to behold" equals "amazing in bed".

If all you want is a pretty face and a vagina that doesn't fight you, buy a fleshlight and tape a picture of a model to a pillow.


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2013-02-20 02:43:56 PM  
1 votes:
The list would be better titled "Women Hollywood is Trying to Pass Off as Sexy that Just Aren't." And the difference between sexy and pretty is the key.  Kristin Stewart, like Shania Twain, is beautiful but she wouldn't know sexy if it came up and smacked her on the ass with a riding crop.
2013-02-20 02:29:14 PM  
1 votes:
Actually, let me boil it down this way:

If you don't see the difference between being sexy and just being pretty, then you're probably a generally superficial person who cares way more about looks than about attitude, personality, mannerisms, etc.

Stewart is undoubtedly pretty. She's also bland and uninteresting. She's a pretty hunk of wood, for all intents and purposes. Some of us  like partners who actually show some sort of facial expression or signs of life when they're with us. Apparently, some other folks think being a dud is okay as long as they look good doing it.

/Or, as I said earlier,  superficiality.
2013-02-20 02:05:24 PM  
1 votes:

Farce-Side: I'm upset that Lucy Liu is on that list...sure she's getting up there in years as far as hollywood actresses go, but she's ASIAN.  Come on man!!!  Auto-hotness!!


Lucy Liu is an ugly Asian...
2013-02-20 01:54:50 PM  
1 votes:
I would bang the crap out of that awkward biatch.  I love her self-consciousness.  Plus she is down to smoke and poke.

/Kristen call me
2013-02-20 11:13:08 AM  
1 votes:
Fark is the only place I hear people call that chick sexy.
2013-02-20 11:10:46 AM  
1 votes:
There is definitely something about Kristen Stewart.  She is definitely pretty, but she's not impossibly gorgeous like so many other Hollywood starlets.  She's not a very good actress, and she seems like a very awkward, moody, difficult person.  But oh man, would I.
2013-02-20 10:51:31 AM  
1 votes:

thurstonxhowell: [images.starpulse.com image 550x365]

Send it back. -eleventy/10. Would not bang.

Said no straight male. Ever.


Perhaps my view is colored by my personal experience, but if you bleached the hair and adjusted for age she looks just like my ex-wife. Now, my ex-wife is a reasonably attractive woman (when her face isn't contorted into a twisted mask of tightly wrapped, joyless, controlling biatchitude). She's extraordinarily fit with strong thighs and bubble butt. That ass has flattened, however, and the tits are nearly gone due to 2 children and a FURIOUS exercise regime that has removed most of what were once tasty curves. But the worst of it was the sex. The conjugal experience was like farking a corpse, always with a sense of "are you done yet?" on her part. No fun at all. Turned out she was only farking me so she could "experience being a mother." Once that was accomplished, no more fark for you, Mr. JailhouseFistfark.

So I cannot look upon Ms. Stewart without reflecting on those painful, joyless, lonely 14 years. That is compounded by her generally emotionless and flat presentation, which is also reflective of the ex-wife.

Now you know, and are better for the knowing.
Biv
2013-02-20 10:50:14 AM  
1 votes:

Mi-5: I hate to break up the Kristen Stewart jack-off fest here, but she ain't sexy.  She's a plain Jane.


You know, there is something sexy about that.
2013-02-20 10:40:06 AM  
1 votes:

Biv: the801: Billy Bathsalt: Maggie Gyllenhaal?

maggie gyllenhaal is a bubbling cauldron of pure sex and gorgeousness and, to a lesser but not insignificant extent, acting ability.


That basset hound may be one of the ugliest women in Hollywood.



I rather fark Jake Gyllenhall.

Now for hottest actress:
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Biv
2013-02-20 10:03:31 AM  
1 votes:

the801: Billy Bathsalt: Maggie Gyllenhaal?

maggie gyllenhaal is a bubbling cauldron of pure sex and gorgeousness and, to a lesser but not insignificant extent, acting ability.



That basset hound may be one of the ugliest women in Hollywood.
2013-02-20 10:02:07 AM  
1 votes:

enik: I'd love the see the girlfriends of the neckbeards that cast these votes.



So would said neckbeards.
2013-02-20 09:58:35 AM  
1 votes:

Billy Bathsalt: Maggie Gyllenhaal?


maggie gyllenhaal is a bubbling cauldron of pure sex and gorgeousness and, to a lesser but not insignificant extent, acting ability.

i was going to say that  jamie brewer is less sexy than kristen stewart, but then i did a GIS for both and now i'm not so sure.
Biv
2013-02-20 09:56:25 AM  
1 votes:

MythDragon: Though I don't know which is worse.

Stewart looking like she is utterly confused about what is going on at any given moment
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Or Renne Zellweger's permanent 'stinky face'
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Stinky face.  Zellweger is just plain ugly.
2013-02-20 09:54:04 AM  
1 votes:
api.ning.com

Ate all the competition
2013-02-20 09:30:54 AM  
1 votes:

rufus-t-firefly: OMG HIDEOUS.


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"OK, bad acting is coming out now."

My god, she even manages to act bad in a photograph. I thought only Krya Sedgwick was capable of acting that terrible. I was wrong. Worst...actress...ever.
2013-02-20 09:26:41 AM  
1 votes:
I can't believe Stewart is only 22??  that's crazy talk.
2013-02-20 09:24:29 AM  
1 votes:
OMG HIDEOUS.

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Biv
2013-02-20 09:18:38 AM  
1 votes:
You know what is not on there? Fatties. You really trying to tell me Kristen Stewart is less sexy than Queen Latifah? Gooooooo fark yourselves.
2013-02-20 09:05:49 AM  
1 votes:
I find her pretty hot...but then, a woman who appears completely indifferent to me is a huge turn-on.

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2013-02-20 09:01:02 AM  
1 votes:
Attractive?  Absolutely.  But "sexy" implies more than just looks; there's a personality to "sexy" that separates it from simply "hot."  And when it comes to that... then yes, I can think of a number of less attractive actresses who are totally sexier than Kristen Stewart.

And yes, I am gay.
2013-02-20 08:58:42 AM  
1 votes:
Someone finds Hathaway attractive?!

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/hotlink
2013-02-20 08:49:05 AM  
1 votes:
Least actressy actress working today.  She has a shiat personality and can only manage a single facial expression, but she's still attractive from a totally physical perspective.
2013-02-20 08:48:01 AM  
1 votes:
She's still more attractive than the overwhelming majority of women I see on a daily basis
2013-02-20 08:45:54 AM  
1 votes:
i1247.photobucket.com

C'mon......I mean C'mon.......Really??

/C'mon
2013-02-20 08:44:03 AM  
1 votes:
Sometimes that gilr he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about this chick... she's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes.
2013-02-20 08:42:17 AM  
1 votes:
A baked potato has more acting ability then Kristen, but she's a good looking girl.
2013-02-20 08:42:14 AM  
1 votes:
Did Sarah Jessica Parker retire?
2013-02-20 08:41:13 AM  
1 votes:
BULL-farkING-shiat
2013-02-20 08:39:54 AM  
1 votes:
Kristen Stewart voted the least sexy actress working today...

...by a team of professional homosexuals?

/NTTAWWT
2013-02-20 08:39:10 AM  
1 votes:
I thought to be an actress you had to...you know....act?
 
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