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2013-02-20 11:36:39 AM  

meanmutton: How is not having sex with someone who isn't good at sex, sexy?


In the same way that not eating a meal prepared by someone who cannot cook is satisfying.  Wait, ...wut?
 
2013-02-20 11:37:30 AM  

WhippingBoy: Biv: WhippingBoy: Zerochance: WhippingBoy: Biv: the801: Billy Bathsalt: Maggie Gyllenhaal?

maggie gyllenhaal is a bubbling cauldron of pure sex and gorgeousness and, to a lesser but not insignificant extent, acting ability.


That basset hound may be one of the ugliest women in Hollywood.

I dunno man. There's something about her that makes my pants feel tight and puts dirty, dirty thoughts into my head.

Chalk me up on that list too.  Maggie Gyllenhaal is not particularly attractive, but there's also something about her that makes her insanely sexy.

I think it's her complete indifference to getting completely nekkid for several minutes of screen time.  Something about that kind of free spirited attitude can make an OK looking woman insanely hot.

She looks like she'd be fun (in more ways than one) and would actually be interesting to talk to.

Talk, why would you do that?

I know, right???
But I think I'd like to talk with Maggie. I'm very confused by this.




Go see a priest.
 
2013-02-20 11:39:11 AM  

rufus-t-firefly: OMG HIDEOUS.

[hdwallpaper2013.com image 850x531]


She kinda looks like she's about to blow chunks there. Pretty, but possibly about to hork.
 
2013-02-20 11:43:06 AM  
Jennifer Aniston ranks right up there.  Can't begin to understand the appeal of completely bland looks.
 
Biv
2013-02-20 11:44:24 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: WhippingBoy: Biv: WhippingBoy: Zerochance: WhippingBoy: Biv: the801: Billy Bathsalt: Maggie Gyllenhaal?

maggie gyllenhaal is a bubbling cauldron of pure sex and gorgeousness and, to a lesser but not insignificant extent, acting ability.


That basset hound may be one of the ugliest women in Hollywood.

I dunno man. There's something about her that makes my pants feel tight and puts dirty, dirty thoughts into my head.

Chalk me up on that list too.  Maggie Gyllenhaal is not particularly attractive, but there's also something about her that makes her insanely sexy.

I think it's her complete indifference to getting completely nekkid for several minutes of screen time.  Something about that kind of free spirited attitude can make an OK looking woman insanely hot.

She looks like she'd be fun (in more ways than one) and would actually be interesting to talk to.

Talk, why would you do that?

I know, right???
But I think I'd like to talk with Maggie. I'm very confused by this.

Go see a priest.


Or a prostitute.
 
2013-02-20 11:46:42 AM  

cman: [www4.pictures.stylebistro.com image 464x594]

Really how in gods name could she lose to that?

That is the unsexiest woman in hollywood


Tori Spelling is dead?
 
2013-02-20 11:46:56 AM  

cman: [www4.pictures.stylebistro.com image 464x594]

Really how in gods name could she lose to that?

That is the unsexiest woman in hollywood


Is that Claire Danes? If so, then yes. You win +1 internetz.
She is definitely the unsexiest woman in hollywood.
 
2013-02-20 11:48:48 AM  

WhippingBoy: cman: [www4.pictures.stylebistro.com image 464x594]

Really how in gods name could she lose to that?

That is the unsexiest woman in hollywood

Is that Claire Danes? If so, then yes. You win +1 internetz.
She is definitely the unsexiest woman in hollywood.


Close
Patricia Arquette
 
2013-02-20 11:49:40 AM  
Two words: Linda Hunt

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2013-02-20 11:50:45 AM  
why doesn't tinypic work anymore to post pictures here?
 
2013-02-20 11:51:18 AM  

thurstonxhowell: [images.starpulse.com image 550x365]

Send it back. -eleventy/10. Would not bang.

Said no straight male. Ever.


This. Twilight is probably stupid (don't know for sure, never seen any of it) but I would give her the best 90 seconds of my life without question.
 
2013-02-20 12:02:14 PM  

cman: Patricia Arquette


Wow, I could not disagree more. Definitely on the "I would love to try that" list.
 
2013-02-20 12:05:22 PM  

Just_a_Bear: Jennifer Aniston ranks right up there.  Can't begin to understand the appeal of completely bland looks.


I dunno. She was pretty hot in Horrible Bosses.
 
2013-02-20 12:06:59 PM  

pkellmey: cman: Patricia Arquette

Wow, I could not disagree more. Definitely on the "I would love to try that" list.


Seconded.nice boobs too.
 
2013-02-20 12:08:11 PM  
taking this thread in the other direction, I just discovered Better Off Ted on Netflix.
And this girl makes my pee pee feel funny.
spoilertv.co.uk
 
2013-02-20 12:08:21 PM  
From what I've seen of the Twilight movies (my wife is a big fan), she spends a lot of time lounging around in bed in underwear and camisole. it's kinda like Charmed: I don't mind watching with the volume turned off.

And a bit of CSB from earlier in the thread: I am exactly the same age, to the day, as Brittany Murphy. Well, if she were still aging, at least.
 
2013-02-20 12:09:19 PM  
I call troll here.  Kristen Stewart has her issues for sure.  But she is sexy.
 
2013-02-20 12:09:27 PM  

olapbill: taking this thread in the other direction, I just discovered Better Off Ted on Netflix.
And this girl makes my pee pee feel funny.
[spoilertv.co.uk image 369x299]


sigh.

static.sorozatjunkie.hu
 
2013-02-20 12:09:33 PM  

CthulhuCalling: Just_a_Bear: Jennifer Aniston ranks right up there.  Can't begin to understand the appeal of completely bland looks.

I dunno. She was pretty hot in Horrible Bosses.


Seriously,I think she's hotter now than ever.
 
2013-02-20 12:10:24 PM  
i.imgur.com

Overrated Hag!
 
2013-02-20 12:11:43 PM  

Biv


StoPPeRmobile:

Go see a priest.

Or a prostitute.


Or a priestitute.
 
2013-02-20 12:18:19 PM  

FirstDennis: Two words: Linda Hunt

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2013-02-20 12:20:01 PM  
img2-2.timeinc.net maggie cheung as irma vep
3.bp.blogspot.com maggie cheung in a wong kar wai movie
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com maggie cheung about to kick zhang yili's ass

AND SHE'S MINE, YOU HEAR?! ALL MINE.
 
2013-02-20 12:21:44 PM  
oops, zhang ziyi.

but it doesn't matter because her ass gets KICKED.
 
2013-02-20 12:24:46 PM  

Sinister 161: [i.imgur.com image 300x451]

Overrated Hag!


I agree. And she should be arrested for stealing Jay Leno's chin. Dumb blonde biatch.
 
2013-02-20 12:28:51 PM  
YES, we know all you slobbering dweebs pecking away all day here would hit it, or anything, for that matter.
The list is not "women who are so ugly no man would touch them".
It's a list of seemingly attractive women that many men do not like.. KS definitely fits the bill. Denise Richards, however, is ludicrous.
 
2013-02-20 12:35:04 PM  
It appears one cannot be considered "sexy" without big jugs.  Although Stewart would benefit, in my opinion, by going to a dentist and having him file back those two buck teeth.
 
2013-02-20 12:35:54 PM  
Asperger's
 
2013-02-20 12:37:48 PM  

meanmutton: Ellen Pompeo is absolutely unattractive


/First time I ever saw her was on Catch me if you Can. "Are you my deadhead?" She's super-cute there, and shows boobies moments later as I suspect Leo pops his cherry. I don't buy for a minute you wouldn't swap places in that particular scenario, though I hate her Grey's character enough that it has truly spoiled her for me.
 
2013-02-20 12:43:05 PM  

ZeroCorpse: A lot of you seem to confuse "sexy" with "attractive".

A person can be attractive, and not be sexy.

Likewise, a person can be sexy without being attractive.

Kristen Stewart is  attractive, but she is about as sexy as a bowl of oatmeal.


No, a lot of us aren't confusing any such thing.  If you honestly, literally, think that she is comparable to a bowl of oatmeal, then...you're either gay, or you have a weird oatmeal fetish that you shouldn't confuse with what most people out there would be attracted to.

 

ajt167: I think it boils down to who you'd rather spend a week banging.I think Maggie would be more fun


Spending a week with someone goes well beyond what is "sexy" - heck, you even yourself switched to the word "fun."  Pure awesome sex with no other redeeming qualities is only good for a short while.  I seem to remember an old horror movie along those lines...hellraiser maybe?  An area of hell where people had nothing but sex non-stop.  Talk to a person who has that "persistent sexual arrousal disorder" thing and ask them what they think about it.  "non-stop sexy sexy sex-sex" != "fun."  Yes, if you're going to be with a person non-stop for a week, a personality would be important.

That's not what we're talking about here, though.  We're talking about sexy.  Not "gosh, I really like you as a person" or "man, I think your ethics are swell," but instead "just met you in a bar, can't hear a word you're saying, let's fark in the back of my car."   Sexy.  Or, as going to google.com and saying "define: sexy" puts it - "sexually attractive or exciting."

Now if you personally want to redefine for yourself personally that "sexy" means "comfortable with their body no matter how big it is" or "is a really good actress/actor" or whatnot, then fine...just realize that you are not using the word the way that it is classically defined.  We're not wanting to have a conversation with Kristen, we agree she's a horrible actress, but to say she's the "least sexy actress" is beyond absurd.

//she's only really slightly above average anyway
//"slightly above average" != "least"
 
2013-02-20 12:44:36 PM  

UberDave: enik: I'd love the see the girlfriends of the neckbeards that cast these votes.


So would said neckbeards.


Because they can't afford the bandwidth of the realdoll website?
 
2013-02-20 12:49:48 PM  

3dougnight: It appears one cannot be considered "sexy" without big jugs.  Although Stewart would benefit, in my opinion, by going to a dentist and having him file back those two buck teeth.


Meh - sometimes those little imperfections add to a person's look.  Exhibit A

www.aceshowbiz.com

I'd drop kick every single one of you for a pass at Jewel.
 
2013-02-20 12:52:09 PM  
i.huffpost.com
 
2013-02-20 01:08:39 PM  
I think they just messed up the poll results.  The original was "Actresses who look like someone who turned me down in highschool."
 
2013-02-20 01:22:29 PM  
After reading the headline:

*points and laughs*
 
2013-02-20 01:32:13 PM  
fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net
 
2013-02-20 01:48:01 PM  

meanmutton: Madbassist1: meanmutton: I still think that you'd be hard pressed to find anyone less sexy than her who is even remotely near her age.

That's farking ridiculous.

The only one mentioned in the thread in over 120 comments was Gabourey Sidibe, who absolutely counts on the less sexy and is near her in age (29 versus 22) but really isn't much of a "working actress" -- she's had three small parts in the last three years.

If it's "farking ridiculous", go ahead -- give me a few names of working actresses who are under, say, 35 who are obviously less sexy than Kristen Stewart.


s3.amazonaws.comgraphics8.nytimes.com
 
2013-02-20 01:54:50 PM  
I would bang the crap out of that awkward biatch.  I love her self-consciousness.  Plus she is down to smoke and poke.

/Kristen call me
 
2013-02-20 01:55:17 PM  

Zerochance: 3dougnight: It appears one cannot be considered "sexy" without big jugs.  Although Stewart would benefit, in my opinion, by going to a dentist and having him file back those two buck teeth.

Meh - sometimes those little imperfections add to a person's look.  Exhibit A

[www.aceshowbiz.com image 667x1000]

I'd drop kick every single one of you for a pass at Jewel.


Is that cobwebs between the boobs?

www.aceshowbiz.com
 
2013-02-20 02:00:48 PM  

meanmutton: emersonbiggins: Someone finds Hathaway attractive?!

[p.twimg.com image 500x667]

/hotlink

How long did it take you to dig up that picture?

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]


Her eyebrows are photoshopped out of that picture, and maybe other modifications have been done. But removing eyebrows is usually enough to make anyone fugly.
 
2013-02-20 02:00:53 PM  

Just_a_Bear: Jennifer Aniston ranks right up there.  Can't begin to understand the appeal of completely bland looks.


The only way Id kick Jennifer Aniston out of my bed is if she wanted to frack on the floor.
 
2013-02-20 02:01:21 PM  

thurstonxhowell: [images.starpulse.com image 550x365]

Send it back. -eleventy/10. Would not bang.

Said no straight males who had better looking wives/girlfriends. Ever.


Fixed.

For some of us Kristen Stewart would be a downgrade.

/her personality is a huge turn off as well
 
2013-02-20 02:02:12 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: Speaking of Kristen Stewart, is "On The Road" ever going to come out?


Who cares?  The good parts are already online.
 
2013-02-20 02:05:24 PM  

Farce-Side: I'm upset that Lucy Liu is on that list...sure she's getting up there in years as far as hollywood actresses go, but she's ASIAN.  Come on man!!!  Auto-hotness!!


Lucy Liu is an ugly Asian...
 
2013-02-20 02:06:40 PM  
I used to think she was plain looking, but I started to find her more attractive after she was revealed to be a cheating slut.
 
2013-02-20 02:08:09 PM  
Okay, let me rephrase.

A person can be sexy but not beautiful.
A person can be beautiful but not sexy.
A person can be both sexy AND beautiful.

There are a lot of people who are not pretty in the classical sense, but are damned sexy.
There are a lot of people who are not sexy in any way, but are very pretty.

If you can't see this or acknowledge it, then you have a strange perception of the world or you haven't gotten around very much. You seem to think "sexy" merely means you'd like to have sex with someone because of how they look. You seem to be completely abandoning mannerisms, facial expressions, the way they carry themselves, and the things they do.

A sexy person is skilled at seduction, regardless of looks (as long as they aren't hideous, of course).
An unsexy person may be nice to look at, but when they move, talk, or try to interact with you, they come off as uninteresting, boring, dull, clumsy, awkward, or bland.

And if you don't know the difference, then you just haven't been in the company of people who fit these descriptions. I don't know what else to say. Most people can tell there IS a difference between being sexy and just being pretty.

They're not mutually-exclusive, but they aren't necessarily connected, either.
 
2013-02-20 02:08:22 PM  

Snargi: Farce-Side: I'm upset that Lucy Liu is on that list...sure she's getting up there in years as far as hollywood actresses go, but she's ASIAN.  Come on man!!!  Auto-hotness!!

Lucy Liu is an ugly Asian...


d'ems fighting words.
 
2013-02-20 02:11:10 PM  

IamAwake: ZeroCorpse: A lot of you seem to confuse "sexy" with "attractive".

A person can be attractive, and not be sexy.

Likewise, a person can be sexy without being attractive.

Kristen Stewart is  attractive, but she is about as sexy as a bowl of oatmeal.

No, a lot of us aren't confusing any such thing.  If you honestly, literally, think that she is comparable to a bowl of oatmeal, then...you're either gay, or you have a weird oatmeal fetish that you shouldn't confuse with what most people out there would be attracted to.

 ajt167: I think it boils down to who you'd rather spend a week banging.I think Maggie would be more fun

Spending a week with someone goes well beyond what is "sexy" - heck, you even yourself switched to the word "fun."  Pure awesome sex with no other redeeming qualities is only good for a short while.  I seem to remember an old horror movie along those lines...hellraiser maybe?  An area of hell where people had nothing but sex non-stop.  Talk to a person who has that "persistent sexual arrousal disorder" thing and ask them what they think about it.  "non-stop sexy sexy sex-sex" != "fun."  Yes, if you're going to be with a person non-stop for a week, a personality would be important.

That's not what we're talking about here, though.  We're talking about sexy.  Not "gosh, I really like you as a person" or "man, I think your ethics are swell," but instead "just met you in a bar, can't hear a word you're saying, let's fark in the back of my car."   Sexy.  Or, as going to google.com and saying "define: sexy" puts it - "sexually attractive or exciting."

Now if you personally want to redefine for yourself personally that "sexy" means "comfortable with their body no matter how big it is" or "is a really good actress/actor" or whatnot, then fine...just realize that you are not using the word the way that it is classically defined.  We're not wanting to have a conversation with Kristen, we agree she's a horrible actress, but to say she's the "least sexy actress" is beyond absurd.

//she's only really slightly above average anyway
//"slightly above average" != "least"


You kind of went on a tangent, made a point against what you thought I was saying, then argued against the point you made, wrapped back around and agreed with the point I've been making in this thread all along, all without realizing it. Your very entertaining!
 
2013-02-20 02:12:10 PM  
She's not bad looking in the least, she just doesn't emote and has that perpetually stoned look on her face.
 
2013-02-20 02:17:19 PM  

cman: WhippingBoy: cman: [www4.pictures.stylebistro.com image 464x594]

Really how in gods name could she lose to that?

That is the unsexiest woman in hollywood

Is that Claire Danes? If so, then yes. You win +1 internetz.
She is definitely the unsexiest woman in hollywood.

Close
Patricia Arquette


Maybe it was the tall beer I had at lunch, but I read that as Cloaca Arquette.
 
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