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(Digital Spy)   Kristen Stewart voted the least sexy actress working today. LINE   (digitalspy.com) divider line 257
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2013-02-20 09:18:26 AM  

farkeruk: By who? Blind Gay Monthly magazine?

Look, I'd rather put it into Amanda Seyfried or Anne Hathaway, but given a choice between these and Kathy Bates, I think I'd know which I'd pick.


Can someone please Photoshop the latest cover of Blind Gay Monthly magazine? Thanks! :)
 
Biv
2013-02-20 09:18:38 AM  
You know what is not on there? Fatties. You really trying to tell me Kristen Stewart is less sexy than Queen Latifah? Gooooooo fark yourselves.
 
2013-02-20 09:20:10 AM  

Farce-Side: I'm upset that Lucy Liu is on that list...sure she's getting up there in years as far as hollywood actresses go, but she's ASIAN.  Come on man!!!  Auto-hotness!!


Crossed eyes are a turn-off for most.
 
2013-02-20 09:21:25 AM  
I wouldn't say LEAST sexy. Least talented maybe (though even there she has some competition). Certainly not sexier Than Charlize Theron though. Whoever did casting for Some Snowhite and the Huntsman is a farking moron.
 
2013-02-20 09:22:56 AM  

emersonbiggins: Someone finds Hathaway attractive?!



/hotlink


What an awful PS. Of course, that was the look they were going for in Rachel Getting Married, and they did ugly her up pretty well there.
 
2013-02-20 09:23:05 AM  

skinink: I bet subby has stuck his dick in women who's looked worse than Kristin Stewart, hasn't he?


Don't hate the (special) player, hate the game.
 
2013-02-20 09:24:29 AM  
OMG HIDEOUS.

hdwallpaper2013.com
 
2013-02-20 09:24:51 AM  

emersonbiggins: Someone finds Hathaway attractive?!



/hotlink


Usually I do... but that picture... damn...
 
2013-02-20 09:26:41 AM  
I can't believe Stewart is only 22??  that's crazy talk.
 
2013-02-20 09:27:09 AM  
That's quite rude.  If I were that poll's mother I would pull its ears and make it go door to door and apologize to every one of those women.
 
Biv
2013-02-20 09:27:12 AM  
They do have a point with Tilda Swinton though...oof.

Why is Denise Richards on that list?  And why is the only non-white on that list Lucy Liu?  All ethnics are sexy?

As typical, list is garbage.
 
2013-02-20 09:27:50 AM  
Some people have a bit of trouble understanding that "least attractive Hollywood actress" is not the exact same thing as "least attractive women in the world".

And yeah, Kristen Stewart isn't that hot.

// is she a climber? screwing co-stars and directors does indicate that
 
Biv
2013-02-20 09:30:05 AM  

maggoo: Some people have a bit of trouble understanding that "least attractive Hollywood actress" is not the exact same thing as "least attractive women in the world".

And yeah, Kristen Stewart isn't that hot.

// is she a climber? screwing co-stars and directors does indicate that


There is not one fatty on the list.  Not one.  The whole list should be fatties and women over 40.  List is garbage.
 
2013-02-20 09:30:54 AM  

rufus-t-firefly: OMG HIDEOUS.


hdwallpaper2013.com
"OK, bad acting is coming out now."

My god, she even manages to act bad in a photograph. I thought only Krya Sedgwick was capable of acting that terrible. I was wrong. Worst...actress...ever.
 
2013-02-20 09:31:25 AM  
When told of her honor, Ms. Stewart gave no apparent reaction.  Her publicist later informed the media that Ms. Stewart had, in fact, been "excited".
 
2013-02-20 09:31:37 AM  
I would gladly plow Kristen before I even thought about hitting that heifer from Identity Theft
 
2013-02-20 09:32:45 AM  
It says least sexy, not least attractive. I can see nothing sexy about her and still think that she is okay looking.
 
2013-02-20 09:33:10 AM  

Farce-Side: I'm upset that Lucy Liu is on that list...sure she's getting up there in years as far as hollywood actresses go, but she's ASIAN.  Come on man!!!  Auto-hotness!!


WE SEE YOU IN MANY MOVIES.
I THINK ABOUT YOU WHILE HAVING SEX WITH MY WIFE.
I THANK YOU WITH ONE DOLLAR.
(That's a lot of money to them).
 
2013-02-20 09:34:58 AM  

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: [i1247.photobucket.com image 791x1023]

C'mon......I mean C'mon.......Really??

/C'mon


her tounge forms a vessle to hold life
 
2013-02-20 09:35:44 AM  

pkellmey: It says least sexy, not least attractive. I can see nothing sexy about her and still think that she is okay looking.


She seems like the hot stoner who you hit on at a party.  I only did that once during college, but damn was it worth it.
 
2013-02-20 09:37:04 AM  
She's only not-sexy if you plan on talking to her.
Who would do that???
 
2013-02-20 09:37:44 AM  

Biv: There is not one fatty on the list. Not one. The whole list should be fatties and women over 40. List is garbage.


Here's a pic of a 37-yo Hollywood fatty:


i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-02-20 09:39:14 AM  
I assume she is supposed to be the least sexy of the "sexy" actresses.  Sort of like saying the mustang is the slowest of the muscle cars.  Its faster than a KIA but can't hold a candle to a corvette.  Yaknowati'msayin?

I mean, in a pub, a few pints in, I'd hit Ms Stewart.  (In the face, ZING!)  No but seriously, if Ms Stewart WASNT Ms Stewart, she'd be a lot more attractive.  As it is, most of the Studman69s out there dislike her hollywood persona of not being able to out act a piece of wood, yet still banging a director and cheating on her boyfriend.
 
2013-02-20 09:39:47 AM  

maggoo: Biv: There is not one fatty on the list. Not one. The whole list should be fatties and women over 40. List is garbage.

Here's a pic of a 37-yo Hollywood fatty:
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x408]


Hey look! maggoo found the exception to the rule! Good for you, maggoo!
 
2013-02-20 09:44:28 AM  
Kristen Stewart's acting
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I would certianly hit it though.
 
Biv
2013-02-20 09:45:10 AM  

maggoo: Biv: There is not one fatty on the list. Not one. The whole list should be fatties and women over 40. List is garbage.

Here's a pic of a 37-yo Hollywood fatty:
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x408]


Thank you "Exception Proves the Rule Guy."
 
Biv
2013-02-20 09:46:54 AM  

WhippingBoy: Farce-Side: I'm upset that Lucy Liu is on that list...sure she's getting up there in years as far as hollywood actresses go, but she's ASIAN.  Come on man!!!  Auto-hotness!!

WE SEE YOU IN MANY MOVIES.
I THINK ABOUT YOU WHILE HAVING SEX WITH MY WIFE.
I THANK YOU WITH ONE DOLLAR.
(That's a lot of money to them).


Do you say that before or after the "massage."
 
2013-02-20 09:47:48 AM  
Stewart is totally doable. My vote is Sarah Chalke. She's so hot, but somehow manages to be completely not sexy (in motion anyway).
 
GBB
2013-02-20 09:48:57 AM  
I'm going to ask everyone to check out this and tell me that ALL of them are sexier than K-Stu?
 
2013-02-20 09:50:54 AM  

MayoSlather: Brittany Murphy is looking pretty rough these days, kind of like Stewart with the dead eyes.


Rev. Skarekroe: MayoSlather: Brittany Murphy is looking pretty rough these days, kind of like Stewart with the dead eyes.

WORKING actress.
Brittany Murphy hasn't had a job in years...


Yeah, especially considering she DIED over 3 years ago.
 
2013-02-20 09:54:04 AM  
api.ning.com

Ate all the competition
 
2013-02-20 09:54:20 AM  
So Kristen Stewart blah blah whatever.

I'm failing to see the problem here:
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2013-02-20 09:54:44 AM  

GBB: I'm going to ask everyone to check out this and tell me that ALL of them are sexier than K-Stu?


I just want to say this about that link:

i.dailymail.co.uk
They let this woman design costumes.
 
2013-02-20 09:55:19 AM  
Though I don't know which is worse.

Stewart looking like she is utterly confused about what is going on at any given moment
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Or Renne Zellweger's permanent 'stinky face'
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www1.pictures.zimbio.com
 
2013-02-20 09:56:17 AM  

Savage Bacon: MayoSlather: Brittany Murphy is looking pretty rough these days, kind of like Stewart with the dead eyes.

Rev. Skarekroe: MayoSlather: Brittany Murphy is looking pretty rough these days, kind of like Stewart with the dead eyes.

WORKING actress.
Brittany Murphy hasn't had a job in years...

Yeah, especially considering she DIED over 3 years ago.


Jesus

thatsthejoke
 
Biv
2013-02-20 09:56:25 AM  

MythDragon: Though I don't know which is worse.

Stewart looking like she is utterly confused about what is going on at any given moment
[topnews.in image 344x658][i263.photobucket.com image 385x203]
[markmushakian.files.wordpress.com image 507x297]

Or Renne Zellweger's permanent 'stinky face'
[aznbadger.files.wordpress.com image 450x353][img1.hotnessrater.com image 503x275]
[www1.pictures.zimbio.com image 240x320]


Stinky face.  Zellweger is just plain ugly.
 
2013-02-20 09:56:36 AM  
Um...so...yeah...

fark THIS LIST!!!

I would nail Kristen happily...very happily...in fact, I'd probably keep the smile on my face for days after.
She's 22...great face, great body...
Who cares how she acts in movies when it comes to the sexy???

She can shut up and lay there motionless the whole time as long as she's letting me do what I want to her.
 
2013-02-20 09:56:46 AM  

meanmutton: ajt167: CT Zeal: Attractive?  Absolutely.  But "sexy" implies more than just looks; there's a personality to "sexy" that separates it from simply "hot."  And when it comes to that... then yes, I can think of a number of less attractive actresses who are totally sexier than Kristen Stewart.

And yes, I am gay.

Okay, granted, but least sexy actress? On Grays Anatomy alone you have the main lady with the weird eyes, the Asian lady, and the native American linebacker looking lady. They are sexier?

Ellen Pompeo is absolutely unattractive, but personally I'd put Sandra Oh a notch above Kristen Stewart and there's absolutely no contest that Sara Ramirez is WAY sexier than Kristen Stewart.

Either way, I still think that you'd be hard pressed to find anyone less sexy than her who is even remotely near her age.


We certainly have different rates in women. I need to find a girl physically attractive to find her sexy. I don't find that Asian lady the least bit attractive (looks like she got hit in the face with a frying pan), the linebacker has a pretty face but a lousy body, and the main one has weird eyes (I need pretty eyes on a girl to find her physically attractive, just my own weird thing). They don't have to be drop dead gorgeous to be sexy (see bubble boy's sister,I forget their names, but she's pretty, not drop dead, but extremely sexy), just at least a little attractive.I find ms. Stewart attractive, and we know she puts out.I'd have sex with her if given the opportunity. I'd choose her over the grays anatomy ladies.I'd need money up front to bed the Asian one.
 
2013-02-20 09:58:30 AM  
I'd love the see the girlfriends of the neckbeards that cast these votes.
 
2013-02-20 09:58:35 AM  

Billy Bathsalt: Maggie Gyllenhaal?


maggie gyllenhaal is a bubbling cauldron of pure sex and gorgeousness and, to a lesser but not insignificant extent, acting ability.

i was going to say that  jamie brewer is less sexy than kristen stewart, but then i did a GIS for both and now i'm not so sure.
 
2013-02-20 09:59:31 AM  
Ditto the above; girl is hot.  Sexy.  What-have-you.  And mischa barton?  Didn't know who that was, but she's hot too; she contended for "least sexy?"  Whatever.
 
2013-02-20 10:00:36 AM  
List needs more Zellweger, Maggie Gylenhaal, Olsen Twins (but not Elizabeth grrrrr), Carey Mulligan and Julia Roberts
 
2013-02-20 10:01:49 AM  

ajt167: We certainly have different rates in women.


True. I won't go over $50 an hour. But I kinda like 'em desperate and skanky, so YMMV.
 
2013-02-20 10:02:07 AM  

enik: I'd love the see the girlfriends of the neckbeards that cast these votes.



So would said neckbeards.
 
2013-02-20 10:02:19 AM  

Biv: MythDragon: Though I don't know which is worse.

Stewart looking like she is utterly confused about what is going on at any given moment
[topnews.in image 344x658][i263.photobucket.com image 385x203]
[markmushakian.files.wordpress.com image 507x297]

Or Renne Zellweger's permanent 'stinky face'
[aznbadger.files.wordpress.com image 450x353][img1.hotnessrater.com image 503x275]
[www1.pictures.zimbio.com image 240x320]

Stinky face.  Zellweger is just plain ugly.


Would hit it.
 
2013-02-20 10:03:01 AM  
A lot of you seem to confuse "sexy" with "attractive".

A person can be attractive, and not be sexy.

Likewise, a person can be sexy without being attractive.

Kristen Stewart is  attractive, but she is about as sexy as a bowl of oatmeal.
 
2013-02-20 10:03:21 AM  

umad: Savage Bacon: MayoSlather: Brittany Murphy is looking pretty rough these days, kind of like Stewart with the dead eyes.

Rev. Skarekroe: MayoSlather: Brittany Murphy is looking pretty rough these days, kind of like Stewart with the dead eyes.

WORKING actress.
Brittany Murphy hasn't had a job in years...

Yeah, especially considering she DIED over 3 years ago.

Jesus

thatsthejoke


Huh. Shoulda caught it in MayoSlather's comment, but the Reverend threw me off, somehow.
 
Biv
2013-02-20 10:03:31 AM  

the801: Billy Bathsalt: Maggie Gyllenhaal?

maggie gyllenhaal is a bubbling cauldron of pure sex and gorgeousness and, to a lesser but not insignificant extent, acting ability.



That basset hound may be one of the ugliest women in Hollywood.
 
2013-02-20 10:05:09 AM  

WhippingBoy: ajt167: We certainly have different rates in women.

True. I won't go over $50 an hour. But I kinda like 'em desperate and skanky, so YMMV.


That's why I pay with meth.
 
2013-02-20 10:05:28 AM  

enik: I'd love the see the girlfriends of the neckbeards that cast these votes.


Why?  You think that they're working actresses?
 
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