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2013-02-20 08:36:34 AM
I presume nobody calls what Melissa McCarthy does "work."
 
2013-02-20 08:38:18 AM
Great, the studman69 poll is out.
 
2013-02-20 08:39:10 AM
I thought to be an actress you had to...you know....act?
 
2013-02-20 08:39:42 AM
While Kristen Stewart may not have much (in calculon voice) acting talent, Id certainly let her ride my bologna pony
 
2013-02-20 08:39:54 AM
Kristen Stewart voted the least sexy actress working today...

...by a team of professional homosexuals?

/NTTAWWT
 
2013-02-20 08:41:13 AM
BULL-farkING-shiat
 
2013-02-20 08:41:36 AM
Really?  They found THIS sexier?

i.usatoday.net
 
2013-02-20 08:42:14 AM
Did Sarah Jessica Parker retire?
 
2013-02-20 08:42:17 AM
A baked potato has more acting ability then Kristen, but she's a good looking girl.
 
2013-02-20 08:44:03 AM
Sometimes that gilr he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about this chick... she's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes.
 
2013-02-20 08:45:28 AM
Brittany Murphy is looking pretty rough these days, kind of like Stewart with the dead eyes.
 
2013-02-20 08:45:54 AM
i1247.photobucket.com

C'mon......I mean C'mon.......Really??

/C'mon
 
2013-02-20 08:46:23 AM
This is the point where the (justifiable) Twilight hate crosses the line into asinine. She's not the best actress and she was in a shiatty teen movie, but Jesus farking christ...she's not the "least sexy actress".
 
2013-02-20 08:46:31 AM
I'm upset that Lucy Liu is on that list...sure she's getting up there in years as far as hollywood actresses go, but she's ASIAN.  Come on man!!!  Auto-hotness!!
 
2013-02-20 08:47:08 AM
"Least sexy" is a really, really low bar.  Really.  I've groaned audibly at most of what  Kristen Stewart has done, and  Mischa Barton ain't all that and a bowl of biscuits, but that'd have to be a limited list rather than open voting for them to be "least sexy actresses".
 
2013-02-20 08:47:42 AM

MayoSlather: Brittany Murphy is looking pretty rough these days, kind of like Stewart with the dead eyes.


WORKING actress.
Brittany Murphy hasn't had a job in years...
 
2013-02-20 08:47:45 AM
Okay, can we at least agree that she's the least sexy actress under, say, age 40?
 
2013-02-20 08:48:01 AM
She's still more attractive than the overwhelming majority of women I see on a daily basis
 
2013-02-20 08:49:05 AM
Least actressy actress working today.  She has a shiat personality and can only manage a single facial expression, but she's still attractive from a totally physical perspective.
 
2013-02-20 08:49:44 AM
If the headline said "least talented actress" or "most emotionless actress," then I would probably agree 100%  "Least attractive," no.  I can think of worse looking people.  Don't want to make mental images of them however, as that would mean getting the eye bleach and mental chlorox, and it's too early in the morning for that kind of punishment..
 
2013-02-20 08:50:31 AM
Stewart is too awkward to really be sexy.

Still, she's quite pretty. I know I'D steal her panties.
 
2013-02-20 08:51:35 AM
Speaking of Kristen Stewart, is "On The Road" ever going to come out?
 
2013-02-20 08:52:21 AM
"beat fellow stars Sarah Jessica Parker"

That line alone proves this article to be complete bullshiat.

She's not mypersonal taste but she'scertainly not the least sexy.
 
2013-02-20 08:52:48 AM

Farce-Side: I'm upset that Lucy Liu is on that list...sure she's getting up there in years as far as hollywood actresses go, but she's ASIAN.  Come on man!!!  Auto-hotness!!


i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-20 08:53:33 AM
i1.cdnds.net
Ugly outfit but...she's kinda hot right here.
 
2013-02-20 08:54:01 AM
By who? Blind Gay Monthly magazine?

Look, I'd rather put it into Amanda Seyfried or Anne Hathaway, but given a choice between these and Kathy Bates, I think I'd know which I'd pick.
 
2013-02-20 08:54:53 AM
Matronly upper arms combined with a blank affect.
 
2013-02-20 08:55:35 AM
The Homocritics strike again.
 
2013-02-20 08:56:04 AM

bark_atda_moon: Did Sarah Jessica Parker retire?


She's been put to pasture.
 
2013-02-20 08:56:22 AM
Of course, Kristen has been on the decline since Panic Room.

www.teenidols4you.com
 
2013-02-20 08:57:56 AM
I bet subby has stuck his dick in women who's looked worse than Kristin Stewart, hasn't he?
 
2013-02-20 08:58:42 AM
Someone finds Hathaway attractive?!

p.twimg.com

/hotlink
 
2013-02-20 08:59:04 AM

deschinc: bark_atda_moon: Did Sarah Jessica Parker retire?

She's been put to pasture.


I heard she was turned into glue.
 
2013-02-20 09:00:04 AM
Worse than simply not being very attractive, she scores a -5 on the charisma scale. Acts like she's dead already.
 
2013-02-20 09:01:02 AM
Attractive?  Absolutely.  But "sexy" implies more than just looks; there's a personality to "sexy" that separates it from simply "hot."  And when it comes to that... then yes, I can think of a number of less attractive actresses who are totally sexier than Kristen Stewart.

And yes, I am gay.
 
2013-02-20 09:01:47 AM
She looked sexy enough when she took her top off in that new movie of hers
 
2013-02-20 09:04:15 AM
Maggie Gyllenhaal?
 
2013-02-20 09:05:49 AM
I find her pretty hot...but then, a woman who appears completely indifferent to me is a huge turn-on.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-20 09:06:08 AM

Billy Bathsalt: Maggie Gyllenhaal?


Blearg, now there's an actress I just don't see the appeal of.
 
2013-02-20 09:06:36 AM
So I saw adventureland last week.  Okay movie except for every single scene with her in it.  She ruined it, and made every scene laughably bad.
 
2013-02-20 09:07:37 AM
I heard that Sarah Jessica Parker ended up in some European ravioli.
 
2013-02-20 09:09:38 AM

Pointy Tail of Satan: I heard that Sarah Jessica Parker ended up in some European ravioli.


You owe me new underwear because I just peed all over myself laughing.
 
2013-02-20 09:10:15 AM

emersonbiggins: Someone finds Hathaway attractive?!

[p.twimg.com image 500x667]

/hotlink


How long did it take you to dig up that picture?

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-20 09:12:28 AM

CT Zeal: Attractive?  Absolutely.  But "sexy" implies more than just looks; there's a personality to "sexy" that separates it from simply "hot."  And when it comes to that... then yes, I can think of a number of less attractive actresses who are totally sexier than Kristen Stewart.

And yes, I am gay.


Okay, granted, but least sexy actress? On Grays Anatomy alone you have the main lady with the weird eyes, the Asian lady, and the native American linebacker looking lady. They are sexier?
 
2013-02-20 09:13:12 AM
 
2013-02-20 09:15:43 AM

ajt167: CT Zeal: Attractive?  Absolutely.  But "sexy" implies more than just looks; there's a personality to "sexy" that separates it from simply "hot."  And when it comes to that... then yes, I can think of a number of less attractive actresses who are totally sexier than Kristen Stewart.

And yes, I am gay.

Okay, granted, but least sexy actress? On Grays Anatomy alone you have the main lady with the weird eyes, the Asian lady, and the native American linebacker looking lady. They are sexier?


Ellen Pompeo is absolutely unattractive, but personally I'd put Sandra Oh a notch above Kristen Stewart and there's absolutely no contest that Sara Ramirez is WAY sexier than Kristen Stewart.

Either way, I still think that you'd be hard pressed to find anyone less sexy than her who is even remotely near her age.
 
2013-02-20 09:16:01 AM
I feel compeled to apologise on behalf of all true heterosexual british males, who I'm sure would join me in condemning any "least attractive list" that includes Uma Thurman, Lucy Liu, Hilary (S)wank, Kirsten Dunst, Denise Richards and yes Kirsten Stewart.

/Tilda Swinton was right on the money though.
 
2013-02-20 09:16:29 AM
images.starpulse.com

Send it back. -eleventy/10. Would not bang.

Said no straight male. Ever.
 
2013-02-20 09:17:52 AM

CT Zeal: Attractive?  Absolutely.  But "sexy" implies more than just looks; there's a personality to "sexy" that separates it from simply "hot."  And when it comes to that... then yes, I can think of a number of less attractive actresses who are totally sexier than Kristen Stewart.

And yes, I am gay.


So are you saying youd turn down a Calvin Klein underwear model that has about as much personality as Kristen Stewart for say John Goodman?
 
2013-02-20 09:18:20 AM

ajt167: CT Zeal: Attractive?  Absolutely.  But "sexy" implies more than just looks; there's a personality to "sexy" that separates it from simply "hot."  And when it comes to that... then yes, I can think of a number of less attractive actresses who are totally sexier than Kristen Stewart.

And yes, I am gay.

Okay, granted, but least sexy actress? On Grays Anatomy alone you have the main lady with the weird eyes, the Asian lady, and the native American linebacker looking lady. They are sexier?


It's a sliding scale of popularity.  The more well known you are as an actress, the more sexy you need to be.  Despite her less-than-stellar acting abilities, she's been in some fairly major movies.  Some TV actresses aren't really in the same league.

Personally, I think she's quite attractive, but not really sexy.  However, that's very likely a result of the roles she's had rather than anything about her.  She's welcome to try and change my mind.
 
2013-02-20 09:18:26 AM

farkeruk: By who? Blind Gay Monthly magazine?

Look, I'd rather put it into Amanda Seyfried or Anne Hathaway, but given a choice between these and Kathy Bates, I think I'd know which I'd pick.


Can someone please Photoshop the latest cover of Blind Gay Monthly magazine? Thanks! :)
 
Biv
2013-02-20 09:18:38 AM
You know what is not on there? Fatties. You really trying to tell me Kristen Stewart is less sexy than Queen Latifah? Gooooooo fark yourselves.
 
2013-02-20 09:20:10 AM

Farce-Side: I'm upset that Lucy Liu is on that list...sure she's getting up there in years as far as hollywood actresses go, but she's ASIAN.  Come on man!!!  Auto-hotness!!


Crossed eyes are a turn-off for most.
 
2013-02-20 09:21:25 AM
I wouldn't say LEAST sexy. Least talented maybe (though even there she has some competition). Certainly not sexier Than Charlize Theron though. Whoever did casting for Some Snowhite and the Huntsman is a farking moron.
 
2013-02-20 09:22:56 AM

emersonbiggins: Someone finds Hathaway attractive?!



/hotlink


What an awful PS. Of course, that was the look they were going for in Rachel Getting Married, and they did ugly her up pretty well there.
 
2013-02-20 09:23:05 AM

skinink: I bet subby has stuck his dick in women who's looked worse than Kristin Stewart, hasn't he?


Don't hate the (special) player, hate the game.
 
2013-02-20 09:24:29 AM
OMG HIDEOUS.

hdwallpaper2013.com
 
2013-02-20 09:24:51 AM

emersonbiggins: Someone finds Hathaway attractive?!



/hotlink


Usually I do... but that picture... damn...
 
2013-02-20 09:26:41 AM
I can't believe Stewart is only 22??  that's crazy talk.
 
2013-02-20 09:27:09 AM
That's quite rude.  If I were that poll's mother I would pull its ears and make it go door to door and apologize to every one of those women.
 
Biv
2013-02-20 09:27:12 AM
They do have a point with Tilda Swinton though...oof.

Why is Denise Richards on that list?  And why is the only non-white on that list Lucy Liu?  All ethnics are sexy?

As typical, list is garbage.
 
2013-02-20 09:27:50 AM
Some people have a bit of trouble understanding that "least attractive Hollywood actress" is not the exact same thing as "least attractive women in the world".

And yeah, Kristen Stewart isn't that hot.

// is she a climber? screwing co-stars and directors does indicate that
 
Biv
2013-02-20 09:30:05 AM

maggoo: Some people have a bit of trouble understanding that "least attractive Hollywood actress" is not the exact same thing as "least attractive women in the world".

And yeah, Kristen Stewart isn't that hot.

// is she a climber? screwing co-stars and directors does indicate that


There is not one fatty on the list.  Not one.  The whole list should be fatties and women over 40.  List is garbage.
 
2013-02-20 09:30:54 AM

rufus-t-firefly: OMG HIDEOUS.


hdwallpaper2013.com
"OK, bad acting is coming out now."

My god, she even manages to act bad in a photograph. I thought only Krya Sedgwick was capable of acting that terrible. I was wrong. Worst...actress...ever.
 
2013-02-20 09:31:25 AM
When told of her honor, Ms. Stewart gave no apparent reaction.  Her publicist later informed the media that Ms. Stewart had, in fact, been "excited".
 
2013-02-20 09:31:37 AM
I would gladly plow Kristen before I even thought about hitting that heifer from Identity Theft
 
2013-02-20 09:32:45 AM
It says least sexy, not least attractive. I can see nothing sexy about her and still think that she is okay looking.
 
2013-02-20 09:33:10 AM

Farce-Side: I'm upset that Lucy Liu is on that list...sure she's getting up there in years as far as hollywood actresses go, but she's ASIAN.  Come on man!!!  Auto-hotness!!


WE SEE YOU IN MANY MOVIES.
I THINK ABOUT YOU WHILE HAVING SEX WITH MY WIFE.
I THANK YOU WITH ONE DOLLAR.
(That's a lot of money to them).
 
2013-02-20 09:34:58 AM

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: [i1247.photobucket.com image 791x1023]

C'mon......I mean C'mon.......Really??

/C'mon


her tounge forms a vessle to hold life
 
2013-02-20 09:35:44 AM

pkellmey: It says least sexy, not least attractive. I can see nothing sexy about her and still think that she is okay looking.


She seems like the hot stoner who you hit on at a party.  I only did that once during college, but damn was it worth it.
 
2013-02-20 09:37:04 AM
She's only not-sexy if you plan on talking to her.
Who would do that???
 
2013-02-20 09:37:44 AM

Biv: There is not one fatty on the list. Not one. The whole list should be fatties and women over 40. List is garbage.


Here's a pic of a 37-yo Hollywood fatty:


i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-02-20 09:39:14 AM
I assume she is supposed to be the least sexy of the "sexy" actresses.  Sort of like saying the mustang is the slowest of the muscle cars.  Its faster than a KIA but can't hold a candle to a corvette.  Yaknowati'msayin?

I mean, in a pub, a few pints in, I'd hit Ms Stewart.  (In the face, ZING!)  No but seriously, if Ms Stewart WASNT Ms Stewart, she'd be a lot more attractive.  As it is, most of the Studman69s out there dislike her hollywood persona of not being able to out act a piece of wood, yet still banging a director and cheating on her boyfriend.
 
2013-02-20 09:39:47 AM

maggoo: Biv: There is not one fatty on the list. Not one. The whole list should be fatties and women over 40. List is garbage.

Here's a pic of a 37-yo Hollywood fatty:
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x408]


Hey look! maggoo found the exception to the rule! Good for you, maggoo!
 
2013-02-20 09:44:28 AM
Kristen Stewart's acting
25.media.tumblr.com

I would certianly hit it though.
 
Biv
2013-02-20 09:45:10 AM

maggoo: Biv: There is not one fatty on the list. Not one. The whole list should be fatties and women over 40. List is garbage.

Here's a pic of a 37-yo Hollywood fatty:
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x408]


Thank you "Exception Proves the Rule Guy."
 
Biv
2013-02-20 09:46:54 AM

WhippingBoy: Farce-Side: I'm upset that Lucy Liu is on that list...sure she's getting up there in years as far as hollywood actresses go, but she's ASIAN.  Come on man!!!  Auto-hotness!!

WE SEE YOU IN MANY MOVIES.
I THINK ABOUT YOU WHILE HAVING SEX WITH MY WIFE.
I THANK YOU WITH ONE DOLLAR.
(That's a lot of money to them).


Do you say that before or after the "massage."
 
2013-02-20 09:47:48 AM
Stewart is totally doable. My vote is Sarah Chalke. She's so hot, but somehow manages to be completely not sexy (in motion anyway).
 
GBB
2013-02-20 09:48:57 AM
I'm going to ask everyone to check out this and tell me that ALL of them are sexier than K-Stu?
 
2013-02-20 09:50:54 AM

MayoSlather: Brittany Murphy is looking pretty rough these days, kind of like Stewart with the dead eyes.


Rev. Skarekroe: MayoSlather: Brittany Murphy is looking pretty rough these days, kind of like Stewart with the dead eyes.

WORKING actress.
Brittany Murphy hasn't had a job in years...


Yeah, especially considering she DIED over 3 years ago.
 
2013-02-20 09:54:04 AM
api.ning.com

Ate all the competition
 
2013-02-20 09:54:20 AM
So Kristen Stewart blah blah whatever.

I'm failing to see the problem here:
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-20 09:54:44 AM

GBB: I'm going to ask everyone to check out this and tell me that ALL of them are sexier than K-Stu?


I just want to say this about that link:

i.dailymail.co.uk
They let this woman design costumes.
 
2013-02-20 09:55:19 AM
Though I don't know which is worse.

Stewart looking like she is utterly confused about what is going on at any given moment
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Or Renne Zellweger's permanent 'stinky face'
aznbadger.files.wordpress.comimg1.hotnessrater.com
www1.pictures.zimbio.com
 
2013-02-20 09:56:17 AM

Savage Bacon: MayoSlather: Brittany Murphy is looking pretty rough these days, kind of like Stewart with the dead eyes.

Rev. Skarekroe: MayoSlather: Brittany Murphy is looking pretty rough these days, kind of like Stewart with the dead eyes.

WORKING actress.
Brittany Murphy hasn't had a job in years...

Yeah, especially considering she DIED over 3 years ago.


Jesus

thatsthejoke
 
Biv
2013-02-20 09:56:25 AM

MythDragon: Though I don't know which is worse.

Stewart looking like she is utterly confused about what is going on at any given moment
[topnews.in image 344x658][i263.photobucket.com image 385x203]
[markmushakian.files.wordpress.com image 507x297]

Or Renne Zellweger's permanent 'stinky face'
[aznbadger.files.wordpress.com image 450x353][img1.hotnessrater.com image 503x275]
[www1.pictures.zimbio.com image 240x320]


Stinky face.  Zellweger is just plain ugly.
 
2013-02-20 09:56:36 AM
Um...so...yeah...

fark THIS LIST!!!

I would nail Kristen happily...very happily...in fact, I'd probably keep the smile on my face for days after.
She's 22...great face, great body...
Who cares how she acts in movies when it comes to the sexy???

She can shut up and lay there motionless the whole time as long as she's letting me do what I want to her.
 
2013-02-20 09:56:46 AM

meanmutton: ajt167: CT Zeal: Attractive?  Absolutely.  But "sexy" implies more than just looks; there's a personality to "sexy" that separates it from simply "hot."  And when it comes to that... then yes, I can think of a number of less attractive actresses who are totally sexier than Kristen Stewart.

And yes, I am gay.

Okay, granted, but least sexy actress? On Grays Anatomy alone you have the main lady with the weird eyes, the Asian lady, and the native American linebacker looking lady. They are sexier?

Ellen Pompeo is absolutely unattractive, but personally I'd put Sandra Oh a notch above Kristen Stewart and there's absolutely no contest that Sara Ramirez is WAY sexier than Kristen Stewart.

Either way, I still think that you'd be hard pressed to find anyone less sexy than her who is even remotely near her age.


We certainly have different rates in women. I need to find a girl physically attractive to find her sexy. I don't find that Asian lady the least bit attractive (looks like she got hit in the face with a frying pan), the linebacker has a pretty face but a lousy body, and the main one has weird eyes (I need pretty eyes on a girl to find her physically attractive, just my own weird thing). They don't have to be drop dead gorgeous to be sexy (see bubble boy's sister,I forget their names, but she's pretty, not drop dead, but extremely sexy), just at least a little attractive.I find ms. Stewart attractive, and we know she puts out.I'd have sex with her if given the opportunity. I'd choose her over the grays anatomy ladies.I'd need money up front to bed the Asian one.
 
2013-02-20 09:58:30 AM
I'd love the see the girlfriends of the neckbeards that cast these votes.
 
2013-02-20 09:58:35 AM

Billy Bathsalt: Maggie Gyllenhaal?


maggie gyllenhaal is a bubbling cauldron of pure sex and gorgeousness and, to a lesser but not insignificant extent, acting ability.

i was going to say that  jamie brewer is less sexy than kristen stewart, but then i did a GIS for both and now i'm not so sure.
 
2013-02-20 09:59:31 AM
Ditto the above; girl is hot.  Sexy.  What-have-you.  And mischa barton?  Didn't know who that was, but she's hot too; she contended for "least sexy?"  Whatever.
 
2013-02-20 10:00:36 AM
List needs more Zellweger, Maggie Gylenhaal, Olsen Twins (but not Elizabeth grrrrr), Carey Mulligan and Julia Roberts
 
2013-02-20 10:01:49 AM

ajt167: We certainly have different rates in women.


True. I won't go over $50 an hour. But I kinda like 'em desperate and skanky, so YMMV.
 
2013-02-20 10:02:07 AM

enik: I'd love the see the girlfriends of the neckbeards that cast these votes.



So would said neckbeards.
 
2013-02-20 10:02:19 AM

Biv: MythDragon: Though I don't know which is worse.

Stewart looking like she is utterly confused about what is going on at any given moment
[topnews.in image 344x658][i263.photobucket.com image 385x203]
[markmushakian.files.wordpress.com image 507x297]

Or Renne Zellweger's permanent 'stinky face'
[aznbadger.files.wordpress.com image 450x353][img1.hotnessrater.com image 503x275]
[www1.pictures.zimbio.com image 240x320]

Stinky face.  Zellweger is just plain ugly.


Would hit it.
 
2013-02-20 10:03:01 AM
A lot of you seem to confuse "sexy" with "attractive".

A person can be attractive, and not be sexy.

Likewise, a person can be sexy without being attractive.

Kristen Stewart is  attractive, but she is about as sexy as a bowl of oatmeal.
 
2013-02-20 10:03:21 AM

umad: Savage Bacon: MayoSlather: Brittany Murphy is looking pretty rough these days, kind of like Stewart with the dead eyes.

Rev. Skarekroe: MayoSlather: Brittany Murphy is looking pretty rough these days, kind of like Stewart with the dead eyes.

WORKING actress.
Brittany Murphy hasn't had a job in years...

Yeah, especially considering she DIED over 3 years ago.

Jesus

thatsthejoke


Huh. Shoulda caught it in MayoSlather's comment, but the Reverend threw me off, somehow.
 
Biv
2013-02-20 10:03:31 AM

the801: Billy Bathsalt: Maggie Gyllenhaal?

maggie gyllenhaal is a bubbling cauldron of pure sex and gorgeousness and, to a lesser but not insignificant extent, acting ability.



That basset hound may be one of the ugliest women in Hollywood.
 
2013-02-20 10:05:09 AM

WhippingBoy: ajt167: We certainly have different rates in women.

True. I won't go over $50 an hour. But I kinda like 'em desperate and skanky, so YMMV.


That's why I pay with meth.
 
2013-02-20 10:05:28 AM

enik: I'd love the see the girlfriends of the neckbeards that cast these votes.


Why?  You think that they're working actresses?
 
Biv
2013-02-20 10:06:02 AM

corronchilejano: Biv: MythDragon: Though I don't know which is worse.

Stewart looking like she is utterly confused about what is going on at any given moment
[topnews.in image 344x658][i263.photobucket.com image 385x203]
[markmushakian.files.wordpress.com image 507x297]

Or Renne Zellweger's permanent 'stinky face'
[aznbadger.files.wordpress.com image 450x353][img1.hotnessrater.com image 503x275]
[www1.pictures.zimbio.com image 240x320]

Stinky face.  Zellweger is just plain ugly.

Would hit it.


Well, of course.  I'm not gay.
 
2013-02-20 10:07:16 AM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: GBB: I'm going to ask everyone to check out this and tell me that ALL of them are sexier than K-Stu?

I just want to say this about that link:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x953]
They let this woman design costumes.


I'm confused. I thought an actress was someone who acted, not designed costumes.

I bet we could find some pretty fugly "Best Boys" if we tried real hard.
 
2013-02-20 10:08:08 AM
Not sexy, but not unattractive either. Those are 2 different things.
 
Biv
2013-02-20 10:08:14 AM

WhippingBoy: Prank Call of Cthulhu: GBB: I'm going to ask everyone to check out this and tell me that ALL of them are sexier than K-Stu?

I just want to say this about that link:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x953]
They let this woman design costumes.

I'm confused. I thought an actress was someone who acted, not designed costumes.

I bet we could find some pretty fugly "Best Boys" if we tried real hard.


Somehow, i think you missed his point.
 
2013-02-20 10:09:51 AM

Biv: the801: Billy Bathsalt:
That basset hound may be one of the ugliest women in Hollywood.


that's just, like, your opinion, man.

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-20 10:09:52 AM

Biv: WhippingBoy: Prank Call of Cthulhu: GBB: I'm going to ask everyone to check out this and tell me that ALL of them are sexier than K-Stu?

I just want to say this about that link:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x953]
They let this woman design costumes.

I'm confused. I thought an actress was someone who acted, not designed costumes.

I bet we could find some pretty fugly "Best Boys" if we tried real hard.

Somehow, i think you missed his point.


I think I must have.
 
2013-02-20 10:11:34 AM

Biv: the801: Billy Bathsalt: Maggie Gyllenhaal?

maggie gyllenhaal is a bubbling cauldron of pure sex and gorgeousness and, to a lesser but not insignificant extent, acting ability.


That basset hound may be one of the ugliest women in Hollywood.


I dunno man. There's something about her that makes my pants feel tight and puts dirty, dirty thoughts into my head.
 
Biv
2013-02-20 10:12:20 AM

the801: Biv: the801: Billy Bathsalt:
That basset hound may be one of the ugliest women in Hollywood.

that's just, like, your opinion, man.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 370x200]


That was a long time ago, my friend.  Now she looks like Droopy Dog.
 
2013-02-20 10:14:32 AM

the801: Billy Bathsalt: Maggie Gyllenhaal?

maggie gyllenhaal is a bubbling cauldron of pure sex and gorgeousness and, to a lesser but not insignificant extent, acting ability.


Yes. Ms. Gyllenhaal is one of those strange things that happens where all the parts are all wrong, but they come together oh so right.  She's got it where it counts.
 
Biv
2013-02-20 10:16:16 AM

WhippingBoy: Biv: the801: Billy Bathsalt: Maggie Gyllenhaal?

maggie gyllenhaal is a bubbling cauldron of pure sex and gorgeousness and, to a lesser but not insignificant extent, acting ability.


That basset hound may be one of the ugliest women in Hollywood.

I dunno man. There's something about her that makes my pants feel tight and puts dirty, dirty thoughts into my head.


To each their own, I guess.  I just remember myself thinking during Batman Returns "Great, they replaced an 8-9 with a 5," and that the Joker was a big fat liar during the party scene.
 
2013-02-20 10:21:39 AM

Biv: WhippingBoy: Biv: the801: Billy Bathsalt: Maggie Gyllenhaal?

maggie gyllenhaal is a bubbling cauldron of pure sex and gorgeousness and, to a lesser but not insignificant extent, acting ability.


That basset hound may be one of the ugliest women in Hollywood.

I dunno man. There's something about her that makes my pants feel tight and puts dirty, dirty thoughts into my head.

To each their own, I guess.  I just remember myself thinking during Batman Returns "Great, they replaced an 8-9 with a 5," and that the Joker was a big fat liar during the party scene.


Katie Holmes' nipples were definitely better for that part. It's a shame she farked it up and got them kicked out of the sequel.
 
2013-02-20 10:24:40 AM

emersonbiggins: /hotlink


Why are Anne's eyebrows missing?
 
2013-02-20 10:25:50 AM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Farce-Side: I'm upset that Lucy Liu is on that list...sure she's getting up there in years as far as hollywood actresses go, but she's ASIAN.  Come on man!!!  Auto-hotness!!

Crossed eyes are a turn-off for most.


and yet Siamese cats remain popular
what's up with all the yowling? Even from the cats
 
2013-02-20 10:28:33 AM

Kurmudgeon: emersonbiggins: /hotlink

Why are Anne's eyebrows missing?


IIRC, it was a shoop to demonstrate the importance of eyebrows to people who might not care, like men.
 
2013-02-20 10:35:11 AM

Farce-Side: I'm upset that Lucy Liu is on that list...sure she's getting up there in years as far as hollywood actresses go, but she's ASIAN.  Come on man!!!  Auto-hotness!!


Did you just argue against yourself and lose?
 
2013-02-20 10:36:00 AM

meanmutton: enik: I'd love the see the girlfriends of the neckbeards that cast these votes.

Why?  You think that they're working actresses?


It's a weird fetish thing that you haven't heard about yet.
 
2013-02-20 10:36:31 AM

umad: Biv: WhippingBoy: Biv: the801: Billy Bathsalt: Maggie Gyllenhaal?

maggie gyllenhaal is a bubbling cauldron of pure sex and gorgeousness and, to a lesser but not insignificant extent, acting ability.


That basset hound may be one of the ugliest women in Hollywood.

I dunno man. There's something about her that makes my pants feel tight and puts dirty, dirty thoughts into my head.

To each their own, I guess.  I just remember myself thinking during Batman Returns "Great, they replaced an 8-9 with a 5," and that the Joker was a big fat liar during the party scene.

Katie Holmes' nipples were definitely better for that part. It's a shame she farked it up and got them kicked out of the sequel.


What everyone's saying about attractiveness is not sexiness is on exhibit here, for me at least. Katie is very attractive, Maggie is less attractive. Both are sexy, but Maggie is sexier.

I think it boils down to who you'd rather spend a week banging.I think Maggie would be more fun
 
2013-02-20 10:40:06 AM

Biv: the801: Billy Bathsalt: Maggie Gyllenhaal?

maggie gyllenhaal is a bubbling cauldron of pure sex and gorgeousness and, to a lesser but not insignificant extent, acting ability.


That basset hound may be one of the ugliest women in Hollywood.



I rather fark Jake Gyllenhall.

Now for hottest actress:
ellewinston.files.wordpress.com
 
Biv
2013-02-20 10:41:44 AM

ajt167: umad: Biv: WhippingBoy: Biv: the801: Billy Bathsalt: Maggie Gyllenhaal?

maggie gyllenhaal is a bubbling cauldron of pure sex and gorgeousness and, to a lesser but not insignificant extent, acting ability.


That basset hound may be one of the ugliest women in Hollywood.

I dunno man. There's something about her that makes my pants feel tight and puts dirty, dirty thoughts into my head.

To each their own, I guess.  I just remember myself thinking during Batman Returns "Great, they replaced an 8-9 with a 5," and that the Joker was a big fat liar during the party scene.

Katie Holmes' nipples were definitely better for that part. It's a shame she farked it up and got them kicked out of the sequel.

What everyone's saying about attractiveness is not sexiness is on exhibit here, for me at least. Katie is very attractive, Maggie is less attractive. Both are sexy, but Maggie is sexier.

I think it boils down to who you'd rather spend a week banging.I think Maggie would be more fun


I never bought into this.  Attractiveness is a prerequisite for sexy.
 
2013-02-20 10:42:05 AM

Farce-Side: I'm upset that Lucy Liu is on that list...sure she's getting up there in years as far as hollywood actresses go, but she's ASIAN.  Come on man!!!  Auto-hotness!!


The British don't have yellow fever? I don't know.

bark_atda_moon: Did Sarah Jessica Parker retire?


They probably actually tied for #1, given the photos. Otherwise, these two mean about as little as Kim Kardashian to me.

i1.cdnds.net

vs

i2.cdnds.net
 
2013-02-20 10:47:02 AM

meanmutton: I still think that you'd be hard pressed to find anyone less sexy than her who is even remotely near her age.


That's farking ridiculous.
 
2013-02-20 10:47:16 AM
I hate to break up the Kristen Stewart jack-off fest here, but she ain't sexy.  She's a plain Jane.
 
Biv
2013-02-20 10:50:14 AM

Mi-5: I hate to break up the Kristen Stewart jack-off fest here, but she ain't sexy.  She's a plain Jane.


You know, there is something sexy about that.
 
2013-02-20 10:50:37 AM
I call BS. The chick from Identity Theft > ALL
 
2013-02-20 10:51:31 AM

thurstonxhowell: [images.starpulse.com image 550x365]

Send it back. -eleventy/10. Would not bang.

Said no straight male. Ever.


Perhaps my view is colored by my personal experience, but if you bleached the hair and adjusted for age she looks just like my ex-wife. Now, my ex-wife is a reasonably attractive woman (when her face isn't contorted into a twisted mask of tightly wrapped, joyless, controlling biatchitude). She's extraordinarily fit with strong thighs and bubble butt. That ass has flattened, however, and the tits are nearly gone due to 2 children and a FURIOUS exercise regime that has removed most of what were once tasty curves. But the worst of it was the sex. The conjugal experience was like farking a corpse, always with a sense of "are you done yet?" on her part. No fun at all. Turned out she was only farking me so she could "experience being a mother." Once that was accomplished, no more fark for you, Mr. JailhouseFistfark.

So I cannot look upon Ms. Stewart without reflecting on those painful, joyless, lonely 14 years. That is compounded by her generally emotionless and flat presentation, which is also reflective of the ex-wife.

Now you know, and are better for the knowing.
 
2013-02-20 10:51:31 AM

Mi-5: I hate to break up the Kristen Stewart jack-off fest here, but she ain't sexy.  She's a plain Jane.


That makes her Ohio hot.
 
2013-02-20 10:52:32 AM

Biv: ajt167: umad: Biv: WhippingBoy: Biv: the801: Billy Bathsalt: Maggie Gyllenhaal?

maggie gyllenhaal is a bubbling cauldron of pure sex and gorgeousness and, to a lesser but not insignificant extent, acting ability.


That basset hound may be one of the ugliest women in Hollywood.

I dunno man. There's something about her that makes my pants feel tight and puts dirty, dirty thoughts into my head.

To each their own, I guess.  I just remember myself thinking during Batman Returns "Great, they replaced an 8-9 with a 5," and that the Joker was a big fat liar during the party scene.

Katie Holmes' nipples were definitely better for that part. It's a shame she farked it up and got them kicked out of the sequel.

What everyone's saying about attractiveness is not sexiness is on exhibit here, for me at least. Katie is very attractive, Maggie is less attractive. Both are sexy, but Maggie is sexier.

I think it boils down to who you'd rather spend a week banging.I think Maggie would be more fun

I never bought into this.  Attractiveness is a prerequisite for sexy.


I agree, and I didn't say it wasn't, just that is not the only factor. They absolutely have to be attractive to be sexy, but personality goes a long way. In an earlier post I talked about this as well.
 
2013-02-20 10:56:51 AM
Nice nod to Rifftrax, Subby. That's the only way I managed all the movies out so far.

/Oh no, the movie's becoming self-aware!
 
2013-02-20 11:06:07 AM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: thurstonxhowell: [images.starpulse.com image 550x365]

Send it back. -eleventy/10. Would not bang.

Said no straight male. Ever.

Perhaps my view is colored by my personal experience, but if you bleached the hair and adjusted for age she looks just like my ex-wife. Now, my ex-wife is a reasonably attractive woman (when her face isn't contorted into a twisted mask of tightly wrapped, joyless, controlling biatchitude). She's extraordinarily fit with strong thighs and bubble butt. That ass has flattened, however, and the tits are nearly gone due to 2 children and a FURIOUS exercise regime that has removed most of what were once tasty curves. But the worst of it was the sex. The conjugal experience was like farking a corpse, always with a sense of "are you done yet?" on her part. No fun at all. Turned out she was only farking me so she could "experience being a mother." Once that was accomplished, no more fark for you, Mr. JailhouseFistfark.

So I cannot look upon Ms. Stewart without reflecting on those painful, joyless, lonely 14 years. That is compounded by her generally emotionless and flat presentation, which is also reflective of the ex-wife.

Now you know, and are better for the knowing.


See, and I find all of what you explained and described to be sexy. Different strokes for different folks and all.
 
2013-02-20 11:09:12 AM

Madbassist1: meanmutton: I still think that you'd be hard pressed to find anyone less sexy than her who is even remotely near her age.

That's farking ridiculous.


The only one mentioned in the thread in over 120 comments was Gabourey Sidibe, who absolutely counts on the less sexy and is near her in age (29 versus 22) but really isn't much of a "working actress" -- she's had three small parts in the last three years.

If it's "farking ridiculous", go ahead -- give me a few names of working actresses who are under, say, 35 who are obviously less sexy than Kristen Stewart.
 
2013-02-20 11:10:46 AM
There is definitely something about Kristen Stewart.  She is definitely pretty, but she's not impossibly gorgeous like so many other Hollywood starlets.  She's not a very good actress, and she seems like a very awkward, moody, difficult person.  But oh man, would I.
 
2013-02-20 11:10:50 AM

ajt167: AngryJailhouseFistfark: thurstonxhowell: [images.starpulse.com image 550x365]

Send it back. -eleventy/10. Would not bang.

Said no straight male. Ever.

Perhaps my view is colored by my personal experience, but if you bleached the hair and adjusted for age she looks just like my ex-wife. Now, my ex-wife is a reasonably attractive woman (when her face isn't contorted into a twisted mask of tightly wrapped, joyless, controlling biatchitude). She's extraordinarily fit with strong thighs and bubble butt. That ass has flattened, however, and the tits are nearly gone due to 2 children and a FURIOUS exercise regime that has removed most of what were once tasty curves. But the worst of it was the sex. The conjugal experience was like farking a corpse, always with a sense of "are you done yet?" on her part. No fun at all. Turned out she was only farking me so she could "experience being a mother." Once that was accomplished, no more fark for you, Mr. JailhouseFistfark.

So I cannot look upon Ms. Stewart without reflecting on those painful, joyless, lonely 14 years. That is compounded by her generally emotionless and flat presentation, which is also reflective of the ex-wife.

Now you know, and are better for the knowing.

See, and I find all of what you explained and described to be sexy. Different strokes for different folks and all.


How is not having sex with someone who isn't good at sex, sexy?
 
2013-02-20 11:12:59 AM
"Roar, I'm a vampire and I'm in love with this unattractive girl."

"Roar, I'm a werewolf and I'm also in love with this unattractive girl."

"Boy, she sure can act though, can't she?"

"Nope."

i4.ytimg.com
 
2013-02-20 11:13:08 AM
Fark is the only place I hear people call that chick sexy.
 
2013-02-20 11:14:01 AM

WhippingBoy: Biv: the801: Billy Bathsalt: Maggie Gyllenhaal?

maggie gyllenhaal is a bubbling cauldron of pure sex and gorgeousness and, to a lesser but not insignificant extent, acting ability.


That basset hound may be one of the ugliest women in Hollywood.

I dunno man. There's something about her that makes my pants feel tight and puts dirty, dirty thoughts into my head.


Chalk me up on that list too.  Maggie Gyllenhaal is not particularly attractive, but there's also something about her that makes her insanely sexy.

I think it's her complete indifference to getting completely nekkid for several minutes of screen time.  Something about that kind of free spirited attitude can make an OK looking woman insanely hot.
 
2013-02-20 11:15:31 AM

Zerochance: WhippingBoy: Biv: the801: Billy Bathsalt: Maggie Gyllenhaal?

maggie gyllenhaal is a bubbling cauldron of pure sex and gorgeousness and, to a lesser but not insignificant extent, acting ability.


That basset hound may be one of the ugliest women in Hollywood.

I dunno man. There's something about her that makes my pants feel tight and puts dirty, dirty thoughts into my head.

Chalk me up on that list too.  Maggie Gyllenhaal is not particularly attractive, but there's also something about her that makes her insanely sexy.

I think it's her complete indifference to getting completely nekkid for several minutes of screen time.  Something about that kind of free spirited attitude can make an OK looking woman insanely hot.


She looks like she'd be fun (in more ways than one) and would actually be interesting to talk to.
 
2013-02-20 11:16:13 AM

meanmutton: ajt167: AngryJailhouseFistfark: thurstonxhowell: [images.starpulse.com image 550x365]

Send it back. -eleventy/10. Would not bang.

Said no straight male. Ever.

Perhaps my view is colored by my personal experience, but if you bleached the hair and adjusted for age she looks just like my ex-wife. Now, my ex-wife is a reasonably attractive woman (when her face isn't contorted into a twisted mask of tightly wrapped, joyless, controlling biatchitude). She's extraordinarily fit with strong thighs and bubble butt. That ass has flattened, however, and the tits are nearly gone due to 2 children and a FURIOUS exercise regime that has removed most of what were once tasty curves. But the worst of it was the sex. The conjugal experience was like farking a corpse, always with a sense of "are you done yet?" on her part. No fun at all. Turned out she was only farking me so she could "experience being a mother." Once that was accomplished, no more fark for you, Mr. JailhouseFistfark.

So I cannot look upon Ms. Stewart without reflecting on those painful, joyless, lonely 14 years. That is compounded by her generally emotionless and flat presentation, which is also reflective of the ex-wife.

Now you know, and are better for the knowing.

See, and I find all of what you explained and described to be sexy. Different strokes for different folks and all.

How is not having sex with someone who isn't good at sex, sexy?


Precisely.
 
2013-02-20 11:16:29 AM
As long as I live, I will never understand the amount of shiat Kirsten Dunst gets for her appearance.

I just don't see it.  What about that woman is not a finely chiseled work of art?
 
Biv
2013-02-20 11:19:04 AM

WhippingBoy: Zerochance: WhippingBoy: Biv: the801: Billy Bathsalt: Maggie Gyllenhaal?

maggie gyllenhaal is a bubbling cauldron of pure sex and gorgeousness and, to a lesser but not insignificant extent, acting ability.


That basset hound may be one of the ugliest women in Hollywood.

I dunno man. There's something about her that makes my pants feel tight and puts dirty, dirty thoughts into my head.

Chalk me up on that list too.  Maggie Gyllenhaal is not particularly attractive, but there's also something about her that makes her insanely sexy.

I think it's her complete indifference to getting completely nekkid for several minutes of screen time.  Something about that kind of free spirited attitude can make an OK looking woman insanely hot.

She looks like she'd be fun (in more ways than one) and would actually be interesting to talk to.


Talk, why would you do that?
 
2013-02-20 11:22:39 AM

udhq: As long as I live, I will never understand the amount of shiat Kirsten Dunst gets for her appearance.

I just don't see it.  What about that woman is not a finely chiseled work of art?


I'm a Dunst fan.  I would throat punch a baby for a chance to disappoint her, BUT she did hit a bit of a downward slope when she started hitting the bottle a little too hard.  She got insanely skinny, frumpy, and just generally looked awful.  She really did.

She seems to be getting back into shape, but Bring It On era Kirsten Dunst is unchallenged hotness.
 
2013-02-20 11:23:08 AM
OK, older guy here. I've been through the teen hormones which drive you insane and make you stupidly judgmental about stupid things like looks.

Obsessing over "the prettiest girl in the room" who is shallow, selfish, self-destructive, angry, bad with money, or unfaithful is not worth it!

You are going to be much happier with a woman whose company you enjoy. Funny, smart, ambitious, loyal, honest ... find one with as many of those as possible.

/soapbox off
 
2013-02-20 11:23:43 AM

MythDragon: Though I don't know which is worse.

Stewart looking like she is utterly confused about what is going on at any given moment
[topnews.in image 344x658][i263.photobucket.com image 385x203]
[markmushakian.files.wordpress.com image 507x297]


I always thought she looked like she was doing long division in her head.

Or Renne Zellweger's permanent 'stinky face'
[aznbadger.files.wordpress.com image 450x353][img1.hotnessrater.com image 503x275]
[www1.pictures.zimbio.com image 240x320]


And she looked like she was about to spit a mouthful of water at you.
 
2013-02-20 11:26:17 AM

Biv: WhippingBoy: Zerochance: WhippingBoy: Biv: the801: Billy Bathsalt: Maggie Gyllenhaal?

maggie gyllenhaal is a bubbling cauldron of pure sex and gorgeousness and, to a lesser but not insignificant extent, acting ability.


That basset hound may be one of the ugliest women in Hollywood.

I dunno man. There's something about her that makes my pants feel tight and puts dirty, dirty thoughts into my head.

Chalk me up on that list too.  Maggie Gyllenhaal is not particularly attractive, but there's also something about her that makes her insanely sexy.

I think it's her complete indifference to getting completely nekkid for several minutes of screen time.  Something about that kind of free spirited attitude can make an OK looking woman insanely hot.

She looks like she'd be fun (in more ways than one) and would actually be interesting to talk to.

Talk, why would you do that?


I know, right???
But I think I'd like to talk with Maggie. I'm very confused by this.
 
2013-02-20 11:29:21 AM
MythDragon:

Now for hottest actress:
[ellewinston.files.wordpress.com image 850x478]



Is she pretty?  Of course.  Hottest?  Not by far.  She's a popular little cheerleader girl who captured fame by blowing the right director (incidentally the same thing Gong Li did with the same guy...but Gong Li is twice as pretty and way more the actress than Ziyi).  I think much of her appeal has to do with her popularity...especially in the West. Like I said, she's definitely pretty but not really "sexy".

You want beauty and sexy in an Asian actress, look no further than Michelle Yeoh who is orders of magnitude more sexy than Ziyi Zhang.

And if you want beauty in a Chinese actress, Zhao Wei makes Ziyi Zhang look like your neighbor's yard mutt.
 
2013-02-20 11:29:42 AM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: rufus-t-firefly: OMG HIDEOUS.

[hdwallpaper2013.com image 850x531]
"OK, bad acting is coming out now."

My god, she even manages to act bad in a photograph. I thought only Krya Sedgwick was capable of acting that terrible. I was wrong. Worst...actress...ever.


SHE NEVER CLOSES HER MOUTH

EVER!
 
2013-02-20 11:31:37 AM
The least sexy and or attractive will always be Sarah Jessica Parker.  She opens her mouth and I immediately understand domestic violence, I do not condone it, but if I were around her I would understand it.
 
2013-02-20 11:32:07 AM
i.imgur.com
I rest my case.

/ would bend Kristen Stewart over my knee
 
2013-02-20 11:32:13 AM
www4.pictures.stylebistro.com

Really how in gods name could she lose to that?

That is the unsexiest woman in hollywood
 
2013-02-20 11:32:57 AM
weighing with: she may not be the best actress but she is very pretty.
 
2013-02-20 11:36:23 AM

Zerochance: udhq: As long as I live, I will never understand the amount of shiat Kirsten Dunst gets for her appearance.

I just don't see it.  What about that woman is not a finely chiseled work of art?

I'm a Dunst fan.  I would throat punch a baby for a chance to disappoint her, BUT she did hit a bit of a downward slope when she started hitting the bottle a little too hard.  She got insanely skinny, frumpy, and just generally looked awful.  She really did.

She seems to be getting back into shape, but Bring It On era Kirsten Dunst is unchallenged hotness.


I've heard people say this in the past, but honestly, give me KD writhing around naked on a rock in Melancholia, and I may never emerge from my bunk.
 
2013-02-20 11:36:39 AM

meanmutton: How is not having sex with someone who isn't good at sex, sexy?


In the same way that not eating a meal prepared by someone who cannot cook is satisfying.  Wait, ...wut?
 
2013-02-20 11:37:30 AM

WhippingBoy: Biv: WhippingBoy: Zerochance: WhippingBoy: Biv: the801: Billy Bathsalt: Maggie Gyllenhaal?

maggie gyllenhaal is a bubbling cauldron of pure sex and gorgeousness and, to a lesser but not insignificant extent, acting ability.


That basset hound may be one of the ugliest women in Hollywood.

I dunno man. There's something about her that makes my pants feel tight and puts dirty, dirty thoughts into my head.

Chalk me up on that list too.  Maggie Gyllenhaal is not particularly attractive, but there's also something about her that makes her insanely sexy.

I think it's her complete indifference to getting completely nekkid for several minutes of screen time.  Something about that kind of free spirited attitude can make an OK looking woman insanely hot.

She looks like she'd be fun (in more ways than one) and would actually be interesting to talk to.

Talk, why would you do that?

I know, right???
But I think I'd like to talk with Maggie. I'm very confused by this.




Go see a priest.
 
2013-02-20 11:39:11 AM

rufus-t-firefly: OMG HIDEOUS.

[hdwallpaper2013.com image 850x531]


She kinda looks like she's about to blow chunks there. Pretty, but possibly about to hork.
 
2013-02-20 11:43:06 AM
Jennifer Aniston ranks right up there.  Can't begin to understand the appeal of completely bland looks.
 
Biv
2013-02-20 11:44:24 AM

StoPPeRmobile: WhippingBoy: Biv: WhippingBoy: Zerochance: WhippingBoy: Biv: the801: Billy Bathsalt: Maggie Gyllenhaal?

maggie gyllenhaal is a bubbling cauldron of pure sex and gorgeousness and, to a lesser but not insignificant extent, acting ability.


That basset hound may be one of the ugliest women in Hollywood.

I dunno man. There's something about her that makes my pants feel tight and puts dirty, dirty thoughts into my head.

Chalk me up on that list too.  Maggie Gyllenhaal is not particularly attractive, but there's also something about her that makes her insanely sexy.

I think it's her complete indifference to getting completely nekkid for several minutes of screen time.  Something about that kind of free spirited attitude can make an OK looking woman insanely hot.

She looks like she'd be fun (in more ways than one) and would actually be interesting to talk to.

Talk, why would you do that?

I know, right???
But I think I'd like to talk with Maggie. I'm very confused by this.

Go see a priest.


Or a prostitute.
 
2013-02-20 11:46:42 AM

cman: [www4.pictures.stylebistro.com image 464x594]

Really how in gods name could she lose to that?

That is the unsexiest woman in hollywood


Tori Spelling is dead?
 
2013-02-20 11:46:56 AM

cman: [www4.pictures.stylebistro.com image 464x594]

Really how in gods name could she lose to that?

That is the unsexiest woman in hollywood


Is that Claire Danes? If so, then yes. You win +1 internetz.
She is definitely the unsexiest woman in hollywood.
 
2013-02-20 11:48:48 AM

WhippingBoy: cman: [www4.pictures.stylebistro.com image 464x594]

Really how in gods name could she lose to that?

That is the unsexiest woman in hollywood

Is that Claire Danes? If so, then yes. You win +1 internetz.
She is definitely the unsexiest woman in hollywood.


Close
Patricia Arquette
 
2013-02-20 11:49:40 AM
Two words: Linda Hunt

http://i47.tinypic.com/n64ao4.jpg">
 
2013-02-20 11:50:45 AM
why doesn't tinypic work anymore to post pictures here?
 
2013-02-20 11:51:18 AM

thurstonxhowell: [images.starpulse.com image 550x365]

Send it back. -eleventy/10. Would not bang.

Said no straight male. Ever.


This. Twilight is probably stupid (don't know for sure, never seen any of it) but I would give her the best 90 seconds of my life without question.
 
2013-02-20 12:02:14 PM

cman: Patricia Arquette


Wow, I could not disagree more. Definitely on the "I would love to try that" list.
 
2013-02-20 12:05:22 PM

Just_a_Bear: Jennifer Aniston ranks right up there.  Can't begin to understand the appeal of completely bland looks.


I dunno. She was pretty hot in Horrible Bosses.
 
2013-02-20 12:06:59 PM

pkellmey: cman: Patricia Arquette

Wow, I could not disagree more. Definitely on the "I would love to try that" list.


Seconded.nice boobs too.
 
2013-02-20 12:08:11 PM
taking this thread in the other direction, I just discovered Better Off Ted on Netflix.
And this girl makes my pee pee feel funny.
spoilertv.co.uk
 
2013-02-20 12:08:21 PM
From what I've seen of the Twilight movies (my wife is a big fan), she spends a lot of time lounging around in bed in underwear and camisole. it's kinda like Charmed: I don't mind watching with the volume turned off.

And a bit of CSB from earlier in the thread: I am exactly the same age, to the day, as Brittany Murphy. Well, if she were still aging, at least.
 
2013-02-20 12:09:19 PM
I call troll here.  Kristen Stewart has her issues for sure.  But she is sexy.
 
2013-02-20 12:09:27 PM

olapbill: taking this thread in the other direction, I just discovered Better Off Ted on Netflix.
And this girl makes my pee pee feel funny.
[spoilertv.co.uk image 369x299]


sigh.

static.sorozatjunkie.hu
 
2013-02-20 12:09:33 PM

CthulhuCalling: Just_a_Bear: Jennifer Aniston ranks right up there.  Can't begin to understand the appeal of completely bland looks.

I dunno. She was pretty hot in Horrible Bosses.


Seriously,I think she's hotter now than ever.
 
2013-02-20 12:10:24 PM
i.imgur.com

Overrated Hag!
 
2013-02-20 12:11:43 PM

Biv


StoPPeRmobile:

Go see a priest.

Or a prostitute.


Or a priestitute.
 
2013-02-20 12:18:19 PM

FirstDennis: Two words: Linda Hunt

i47.tinypic.com">

 
2013-02-20 12:20:01 PM
img2-2.timeinc.net maggie cheung as irma vep
3.bp.blogspot.com maggie cheung in a wong kar wai movie
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com maggie cheung about to kick zhang yili's ass

AND SHE'S MINE, YOU HEAR?! ALL MINE.
 
2013-02-20 12:21:44 PM
oops, zhang ziyi.

but it doesn't matter because her ass gets KICKED.
 
2013-02-20 12:24:46 PM

Sinister 161: [i.imgur.com image 300x451]

Overrated Hag!


I agree. And she should be arrested for stealing Jay Leno's chin. Dumb blonde biatch.
 
2013-02-20 12:28:51 PM
YES, we know all you slobbering dweebs pecking away all day here would hit it, or anything, for that matter.
The list is not "women who are so ugly no man would touch them".
It's a list of seemingly attractive women that many men do not like.. KS definitely fits the bill. Denise Richards, however, is ludicrous.
 
2013-02-20 12:35:04 PM
It appears one cannot be considered "sexy" without big jugs.  Although Stewart would benefit, in my opinion, by going to a dentist and having him file back those two buck teeth.
 
2013-02-20 12:35:54 PM
Asperger's
 
2013-02-20 12:37:48 PM

meanmutton: Ellen Pompeo is absolutely unattractive


/First time I ever saw her was on Catch me if you Can. "Are you my deadhead?" She's super-cute there, and shows boobies moments later as I suspect Leo pops his cherry. I don't buy for a minute you wouldn't swap places in that particular scenario, though I hate her Grey's character enough that it has truly spoiled her for me.
 
2013-02-20 12:43:05 PM

ZeroCorpse: A lot of you seem to confuse "sexy" with "attractive".

A person can be attractive, and not be sexy.

Likewise, a person can be sexy without being attractive.

Kristen Stewart is  attractive, but she is about as sexy as a bowl of oatmeal.


No, a lot of us aren't confusing any such thing.  If you honestly, literally, think that she is comparable to a bowl of oatmeal, then...you're either gay, or you have a weird oatmeal fetish that you shouldn't confuse with what most people out there would be attracted to.

 

ajt167: I think it boils down to who you'd rather spend a week banging.I think Maggie would be more fun


Spending a week with someone goes well beyond what is "sexy" - heck, you even yourself switched to the word "fun."  Pure awesome sex with no other redeeming qualities is only good for a short while.  I seem to remember an old horror movie along those lines...hellraiser maybe?  An area of hell where people had nothing but sex non-stop.  Talk to a person who has that "persistent sexual arrousal disorder" thing and ask them what they think about it.  "non-stop sexy sexy sex-sex" != "fun."  Yes, if you're going to be with a person non-stop for a week, a personality would be important.

That's not what we're talking about here, though.  We're talking about sexy.  Not "gosh, I really like you as a person" or "man, I think your ethics are swell," but instead "just met you in a bar, can't hear a word you're saying, let's fark in the back of my car."   Sexy.  Or, as going to google.com and saying "define: sexy" puts it - "sexually attractive or exciting."

Now if you personally want to redefine for yourself personally that "sexy" means "comfortable with their body no matter how big it is" or "is a really good actress/actor" or whatnot, then fine...just realize that you are not using the word the way that it is classically defined.  We're not wanting to have a conversation with Kristen, we agree she's a horrible actress, but to say she's the "least sexy actress" is beyond absurd.

//she's only really slightly above average anyway
//"slightly above average" != "least"
 
2013-02-20 12:44:36 PM

UberDave: enik: I'd love the see the girlfriends of the neckbeards that cast these votes.


So would said neckbeards.


Because they can't afford the bandwidth of the realdoll website?
 
2013-02-20 12:49:48 PM

3dougnight: It appears one cannot be considered "sexy" without big jugs.  Although Stewart would benefit, in my opinion, by going to a dentist and having him file back those two buck teeth.


Meh - sometimes those little imperfections add to a person's look.  Exhibit A

www.aceshowbiz.com

I'd drop kick every single one of you for a pass at Jewel.
 
2013-02-20 12:52:09 PM
i.huffpost.com
 
2013-02-20 01:08:39 PM
I think they just messed up the poll results.  The original was "Actresses who look like someone who turned me down in highschool."
 
2013-02-20 01:22:29 PM
After reading the headline:

*points and laughs*
 
2013-02-20 01:32:13 PM
fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net
 
2013-02-20 01:48:01 PM

meanmutton: Madbassist1: meanmutton: I still think that you'd be hard pressed to find anyone less sexy than her who is even remotely near her age.

That's farking ridiculous.

The only one mentioned in the thread in over 120 comments was Gabourey Sidibe, who absolutely counts on the less sexy and is near her in age (29 versus 22) but really isn't much of a "working actress" -- she's had three small parts in the last three years.

If it's "farking ridiculous", go ahead -- give me a few names of working actresses who are under, say, 35 who are obviously less sexy than Kristen Stewart.


s3.amazonaws.comgraphics8.nytimes.com
 
2013-02-20 01:54:50 PM
I would bang the crap out of that awkward biatch.  I love her self-consciousness.  Plus she is down to smoke and poke.

/Kristen call me
 
2013-02-20 01:55:17 PM

Zerochance: 3dougnight: It appears one cannot be considered "sexy" without big jugs.  Although Stewart would benefit, in my opinion, by going to a dentist and having him file back those two buck teeth.

Meh - sometimes those little imperfections add to a person's look.  Exhibit A

[www.aceshowbiz.com image 667x1000]

I'd drop kick every single one of you for a pass at Jewel.


Is that cobwebs between the boobs?

www.aceshowbiz.com
 
2013-02-20 02:00:48 PM

meanmutton: emersonbiggins: Someone finds Hathaway attractive?!

[p.twimg.com image 500x667]

/hotlink

How long did it take you to dig up that picture?

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]


Her eyebrows are photoshopped out of that picture, and maybe other modifications have been done. But removing eyebrows is usually enough to make anyone fugly.
 
2013-02-20 02:00:53 PM

Just_a_Bear: Jennifer Aniston ranks right up there.  Can't begin to understand the appeal of completely bland looks.


The only way Id kick Jennifer Aniston out of my bed is if she wanted to frack on the floor.
 
2013-02-20 02:01:21 PM

thurstonxhowell: [images.starpulse.com image 550x365]

Send it back. -eleventy/10. Would not bang.

Said no straight males who had better looking wives/girlfriends. Ever.


Fixed.

For some of us Kristen Stewart would be a downgrade.

/her personality is a huge turn off as well
 
2013-02-20 02:02:12 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: Speaking of Kristen Stewart, is "On The Road" ever going to come out?


Who cares?  The good parts are already online.
 
2013-02-20 02:05:24 PM

Farce-Side: I'm upset that Lucy Liu is on that list...sure she's getting up there in years as far as hollywood actresses go, but she's ASIAN.  Come on man!!!  Auto-hotness!!


Lucy Liu is an ugly Asian...
 
2013-02-20 02:06:40 PM
I used to think she was plain looking, but I started to find her more attractive after she was revealed to be a cheating slut.
 
2013-02-20 02:08:09 PM
Okay, let me rephrase.

A person can be sexy but not beautiful.
A person can be beautiful but not sexy.
A person can be both sexy AND beautiful.

There are a lot of people who are not pretty in the classical sense, but are damned sexy.
There are a lot of people who are not sexy in any way, but are very pretty.

If you can't see this or acknowledge it, then you have a strange perception of the world or you haven't gotten around very much. You seem to think "sexy" merely means you'd like to have sex with someone because of how they look. You seem to be completely abandoning mannerisms, facial expressions, the way they carry themselves, and the things they do.

A sexy person is skilled at seduction, regardless of looks (as long as they aren't hideous, of course).
An unsexy person may be nice to look at, but when they move, talk, or try to interact with you, they come off as uninteresting, boring, dull, clumsy, awkward, or bland.

And if you don't know the difference, then you just haven't been in the company of people who fit these descriptions. I don't know what else to say. Most people can tell there IS a difference between being sexy and just being pretty.

They're not mutually-exclusive, but they aren't necessarily connected, either.
 
2013-02-20 02:08:22 PM

Snargi: Farce-Side: I'm upset that Lucy Liu is on that list...sure she's getting up there in years as far as hollywood actresses go, but she's ASIAN.  Come on man!!!  Auto-hotness!!

Lucy Liu is an ugly Asian...


d'ems fighting words.
 
2013-02-20 02:11:10 PM

IamAwake: ZeroCorpse: A lot of you seem to confuse "sexy" with "attractive".

A person can be attractive, and not be sexy.

Likewise, a person can be sexy without being attractive.

Kristen Stewart is  attractive, but she is about as sexy as a bowl of oatmeal.

No, a lot of us aren't confusing any such thing.  If you honestly, literally, think that she is comparable to a bowl of oatmeal, then...you're either gay, or you have a weird oatmeal fetish that you shouldn't confuse with what most people out there would be attracted to.

 ajt167: I think it boils down to who you'd rather spend a week banging.I think Maggie would be more fun

Spending a week with someone goes well beyond what is "sexy" - heck, you even yourself switched to the word "fun."  Pure awesome sex with no other redeeming qualities is only good for a short while.  I seem to remember an old horror movie along those lines...hellraiser maybe?  An area of hell where people had nothing but sex non-stop.  Talk to a person who has that "persistent sexual arrousal disorder" thing and ask them what they think about it.  "non-stop sexy sexy sex-sex" != "fun."  Yes, if you're going to be with a person non-stop for a week, a personality would be important.

That's not what we're talking about here, though.  We're talking about sexy.  Not "gosh, I really like you as a person" or "man, I think your ethics are swell," but instead "just met you in a bar, can't hear a word you're saying, let's fark in the back of my car."   Sexy.  Or, as going to google.com and saying "define: sexy" puts it - "sexually attractive or exciting."

Now if you personally want to redefine for yourself personally that "sexy" means "comfortable with their body no matter how big it is" or "is a really good actress/actor" or whatnot, then fine...just realize that you are not using the word the way that it is classically defined.  We're not wanting to have a conversation with Kristen, we agree she's a horrible actress, but to say she's the "least sexy actress" is beyond absurd.

//she's only really slightly above average anyway
//"slightly above average" != "least"


You kind of went on a tangent, made a point against what you thought I was saying, then argued against the point you made, wrapped back around and agreed with the point I've been making in this thread all along, all without realizing it. Your very entertaining!
 
2013-02-20 02:12:10 PM
She's not bad looking in the least, she just doesn't emote and has that perpetually stoned look on her face.
 
2013-02-20 02:17:19 PM

cman: WhippingBoy: cman: [www4.pictures.stylebistro.com image 464x594]

Really how in gods name could she lose to that?

That is the unsexiest woman in hollywood

Is that Claire Danes? If so, then yes. You win +1 internetz.
She is definitely the unsexiest woman in hollywood.

Close
Patricia Arquette


Maybe it was the tall beer I had at lunch, but I read that as Cloaca Arquette.
 
2013-02-20 02:29:14 PM
Actually, let me boil it down this way:

If you don't see the difference between being sexy and just being pretty, then you're probably a generally superficial person who cares way more about looks than about attitude, personality, mannerisms, etc.

Stewart is undoubtedly pretty. She's also bland and uninteresting. She's a pretty hunk of wood, for all intents and purposes. Some of us  like partners who actually show some sort of facial expression or signs of life when they're with us. Apparently, some other folks think being a dud is okay as long as they look good doing it.

/Or, as I said earlier,  superficiality.
 
2013-02-20 02:30:13 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: cman: WhippingBoy: cman: [www4.pictures.stylebistro.com image 464x594]

Really how in gods name could she lose to that?

That is the unsexiest woman in hollywood

Is that Claire Danes? If so, then yes. You win +1 internetz.
She is definitely the unsexiest woman in hollywood.

Close
Patricia Arquette

Maybe it was the tall beer I had at lunch, but I read that as Cloaca Arquette.


Ewwwwwwwww....
 
2013-02-20 02:30:44 PM

Madbassist1: meanmutton: Madbassist1: meanmutton: I still think that you'd be hard pressed to find anyone less sexy than her who is even remotely near her age.

That's farking ridiculous.

The only one mentioned in the thread in over 120 comments was Gabourey Sidibe, who absolutely counts on the less sexy and is near her in age (29 versus 22) but really isn't much of a "working actress" -- she's had three small parts in the last three years.

If it's "farking ridiculous", go ahead -- give me a few names of working actresses who are under, say, 35 who are obviously less sexy than Kristen Stewart.

[s3.amazonaws.com image 800x1197][graphics8.nytimes.com image 600x380]


I can't speak for the one with the tattoo, she's rather homely and I haven't seen her do anything so I will not judge. Homely is not a deal-breaker, though, as the Sexy v. Attractive camp is asserting.

Kristen Schaal from the John Stewart show is no kind of classical beauty by any stretch, but watching her do her schtick doth emboner me mightily. She's sexy as all get-out and I suspect she would give you The Business in the sack. Lemme tellya, sport, between Kristen Schaal and Kristen Stewart I'd take Schall 10 times out of 10 for sexy.

As for sexy versus attractive I'll say this about that: Classically beautiful features can get you on the cover of the fashion and glamour magazines, but how do you move? How do you talk? Is there any erotic appeal in whatever it is you do? Because if not, you're strictly "attractive", and nothing more. Meanwhile, if you may not be cover-model "media ready" beautiful, but there's a vibe you give off that says you know what you like, you're in touch with your sensuality, and you know how to have a good time, well, that's about ten-thousand times sexier than the pretty-but-dead-inside covergirl.

Give me the homely babe who loves to fark over the prettiest-girl-in-town who lays there like a corpse and can't find her pussy with both hands. Any day.
 
2013-02-20 02:35:42 PM

Madbassist1: meanmutton: Madbassist1: meanmutton: I still think that you'd be hard pressed to find anyone less sexy than her who is even remotely near her age.

That's farking ridiculous.

The only one mentioned in the thread in over 120 comments was Gabourey Sidibe, who absolutely counts on the less sexy and is near her in age (29 versus 22) but really isn't much of a "working actress" -- she's had three small parts in the last three years.

If it's "farking ridiculous", go ahead -- give me a few names of working actresses who are under, say, 35 who are obviously less sexy than Kristen Stewart.

[s3.amazonaws.com image 800x1197][graphics8.nytimes.com image 600x380]


I don't think you can really count Kristen Schaal. She's more of a comedian/voice actress. She's been on a couple of shows, but not as a sex symbol.
 
2013-02-20 02:42:26 PM

Snargi: Farce-Side: I'm upset that Lucy Liu is on that list...sure she's getting up there in years as far as hollywood actresses go, but she's ASIAN.  Come on man!!!  Auto-hotness!!

Lucy Liu is an ugly Asian...


i1247.photobucket.com

Yep she sure is....It is alright to be openly gay in this day and age sir!
 
2013-02-20 02:43:49 PM
I suppose she has "sharp knees" too?
 
2013-02-20 02:43:56 PM
The list would be better titled "Women Hollywood is Trying to Pass Off as Sexy that Just Aren't." And the difference between sexy and pretty is the key.  Kristin Stewart, like Shania Twain, is beautiful but she wouldn't know sexy if it came up and smacked her on the ass with a riding crop.
 
2013-02-20 02:45:53 PM
I don't find her pretty in the slightest. She's average. Plain Jane. Pale, no remarkable features, and a bland expression - zero smile. I don't see the appeal but farkers love these types of chicks.
 
2013-02-20 02:50:29 PM

ZeroCorpse: Okay, let me rephrase.

A person can be sexy but not beautiful.
A person can be beautiful but not sexy.
A person can be both sexy AND beautiful.

There are a lot of people who are not pretty in the classical sense, but are damned sexy.
There are a lot of people who are not sexy in any way, but are very pretty.

If you can't see this or acknowledge it, then you have a strange perception of the world or you haven't gotten around very much. You seem to think "sexy" merely means you'd like to have sex with someone because of how they look. You seem to be completely abandoning mannerisms, facial expressions, the way they carry themselves, and the things they do.

A sexy person is skilled at seduction, regardless of looks (as long as they aren't hideous, of course).
An unsexy person may be nice to look at, but when they move, talk, or try to interact with you, they come off as uninteresting, boring, dull, clumsy, awkward, or bland.

And if you don't know the difference, then you just haven't been in the company of people who fit these descriptions. I don't know what else to say. Most people can tell there IS a difference between being sexy and just being pretty.

They're not mutually-exclusive, but they aren't necessarily connected, either.


Changing which words are being used doesn't help your case.   No one was talking about her "beauty" - just her sexual attractiveness.  More than half the actresses out there are less sexy (aka less sexually attractive).  That is the point of discussion...not "beauty."
 
2013-02-20 02:50:48 PM
is she talented? No.

Is she hot? Yes.

Obviously yes.

If you disagree you are gay, there is nothing wrong with that - but your opinion has no bearing on this matter.
 
2013-02-20 02:52:00 PM
weknowmemes.com

Cheating Whore thread?
 
2013-02-20 02:57:21 PM

IamAwake: ZeroCorpse: Okay, let me rephrase.

A person can be sexy but not beautiful.
A person can be beautiful but not sexy.
A person can be both sexy AND beautiful.

There are a lot of people who are not pretty in the classical sense, but are damned sexy.
There are a lot of people who are not sexy in any way, but are very pretty.

If you can't see this or acknowledge it, then you have a strange perception of the world or you haven't gotten around very much. You seem to think "sexy" merely means you'd like to have sex with someone because of how they look. You seem to be completely abandoning mannerisms, facial expressions, the way they carry themselves, and the things they do.

A sexy person is skilled at seduction, regardless of looks (as long as they aren't hideous, of course).
An unsexy person may be nice to look at, but when they move, talk, or try to interact with you, they come off as uninteresting, boring, dull, clumsy, awkward, or bland.

And if you don't know the difference, then you just haven't been in the company of people who fit these descriptions. I don't know what else to say. Most people can tell there IS a difference between being sexy and just being pretty.

They're not mutually-exclusive, but they aren't necessarily connected, either.

Changing which words are being used doesn't help your case.   No one was talking about her "beauty" - just her sexual attractiveness.  More than half the actresses out there are less sexy (aka less sexually attractive).  That is the point of discussion...not "beauty."


farkability is the word we're looking for. It's more than just looks, but looks are a necessary prerequisite.
 
2013-02-20 02:58:00 PM
Beauty is more than skin deep, being a vapid whore definitely counts against you.  The only reason we even know her name is that she sleeps with directors, and likely anyone else who can help her career.  She made her fame on her back.
 
2013-02-20 03:01:02 PM
That is the ugliest one of all.  Personality and looks
 
2013-02-20 03:02:41 PM
They didn't even mention any of the real hags of Hollywood, like Emma Stone, Charlize Theron, Penélope Cruz, Anneliese van der Pol, Drew Barrymore, Hayden Panettiere, or Kate Beckinsale. All of them have sharp knees.
 
2013-02-20 03:08:34 PM

Flash314: They didn't even mention any of the real hags of Hollywood, like Emma Stone, Charlize Theron,  Penélope Cruz, Anneliese van der Pol, Drew Barrymore, Hayden Panettiere, or Kate Beckinsale. All of them have sharp knees.


She was on Hollywood's least sext horses list.
 
2013-02-20 03:16:29 PM
Many of you folk are strange to me, with the expectation that "beautiful and stirring to behold" equals "amazing in bed".

If all you want is a pretty face and a vagina that doesn't fight you, buy a fleshlight and tape a picture of a model to a pillow.
 
2013-02-20 03:18:56 PM

VodkaGimlet: Many of you folk are strange to me, with the expectation that "beautiful and stirring to behold" equals "amazing in bed".

If all you want is a pretty face and a vagina that doesn't fight you, buy a fleshlight and tape a picture of a model to a pillow.


apocalypsecakes.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-20 03:21:27 PM
She made her fame on her back.

Her beauty is even more than just skin deep.
 
2013-02-20 03:27:10 PM
In this thread, about 2 posts saying she's sexy because she's pretty, about 180 posts saying that everybody is stupid because they think pretty = sexy.

Listen, if there is any actress at all that you would like to have sex with less than Kristen Stewart, she is not the least sexy actress. That's what sexy is - how much they make you want to have sex with them.
 
2013-02-20 03:42:26 PM

ajt167: In this thread, about 2 posts saying she's sexy because she's pretty, about 180 posts saying that everybody is stupid because they think pretty = sexy.

Listen, if there is any actress at all that you would like to have sex with less than Kristen Stewart, she is not the least sexy actress. That's what sexy is - how much they make you want to have sex with them.


I'm a guy; I'd have sex with a piece of raw liver warmed up in the microwave; doesn't make raw liver sexy...
 
2013-02-20 03:44:19 PM

ZeroCorpse: Okay, let me rephrase.

A person can be sexy but not beautiful.
A person can be beautiful but not sexy.
A person can be both sexy AND beautiful.

There are a lot of people who are not pretty in the classical sense, but are damned sexy.
There are a lot of people who are not sexy in any way, but are very pretty.

If you can't see this or acknowledge it, then you have a strange perception of the world or you haven't gotten around very much. You seem to think "sexy" merely means you'd like to have sex with someone because of how they look. You seem to be completely abandoning mannerisms, facial expressions, the way they carry themselves, and the things they do.

A sexy person is skilled at seduction, regardless of looks (as long as they aren't hideous, of course).
An unsexy person may be nice to look at, but when they move, talk, or try to interact with you, they come off as uninteresting, boring, dull, clumsy, awkward, or bland.

And if you don't know the difference, then you just haven't been in the company of people who fit these descriptions. I don't know what else to say. Most people can tell there IS a difference between being sexy and just being pretty.

They're not mutually-exclusive, but they aren't necessarily connected, either.


So sexy is all about attitude? You can find something as beautiful as hell, but as alluring as a brick?
So, if you put a "come fark me" smile on her face, would that help?
 
2013-02-20 03:44:26 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: Brittany Murphy


Pretty sure she died...
 
2013-02-20 03:48:44 PM

Flash314: They didn't even mention any of the real hags of Hollywood, like Emma Stone,  Charlize Theron, Penélope Cruz, Anneliese van der Pol, Drew Barrymore, Hayden Panettiere, or Kate Beckinsale. All of them have sharp knees.


wtf? I'm female and I can see the sexy.

/her and Emily Deschanel, yup.
 
2013-02-20 03:54:15 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: As for sexy versus attractive I'll say this about that: Classically beautiful features can get you on the cover of the fashion and glamour magazines, but how do you move? How do you talk? Is there any erotic appeal in whatever it is you do? Because if not, you're strictly "attractive", and nothing more. Meanwhile, if you may not be cover-model "media ready" beautiful, but there's a vibe you give off that says you know what you like, you're in touch with your sensuality, and you know how to have a good time, well, that's about ten-thousand times sexier than the pretty-but-dead-inside covergirl.

Give me the homely babe who loves to fark over the prettiest-girl-in-town who lays there like a corpse and can't find her pussy with both hands. Any day.


Well fark, dude, why didnt you just save me the trouble and say up front that you had made up your mind and not to bother. I can tell I would have put Lassie up there and you'd be making excuses to fark her. Christ. You asked for chicks that werent sexy, I provided them. You can twist into a pretzel all you want saying Schall is more farkable than Stewart, but duuuuude.

Treygreen13: She's been on a couple of shows, but not as a sex symbol.


Is this the new criteria? First it was women...then actresses...now I guess its actresses who are considered sex symbols? WTF.
 
2013-02-20 03:54:51 PM

myne: Flash314: They didn't even mention any of the real hags of Hollywood, like Emma Stone,  Charlize Theron, Penélope Cruz, Anneliese van der Pol, Drew Barrymore, Hayden Panettiere, or Kate Beckinsale. All of them have sharp knees.

wtf? I'm female and I can see the sexy.

/her and Emily Deschanel, yup.


I think your sarcasm meter is broken.
 
2013-02-20 03:59:42 PM

WhippingBoy: ajt167: In this thread, about 2 posts saying she's sexy because she's pretty, about 180 posts saying that everybody is stupid because they think pretty = sexy.

Listen, if there is any actress at all that you would like to have sex with less than Kristen Stewart, she is not the least sexy actress. That's what sexy is - how much they make you want to have sex with them.

I'm a guy; I'd have sex with a piece of raw liver warmed up in the microwave; doesn't make raw liver sexy...


Why do you always feel the need to hump raw liver to prove a point? Every damn time it's "you disagree with my ideas on taxation or literature or science stuff? I'll stick my dick into this liver to show you why you're wrong" or some such nonsense.
 
2013-02-20 04:05:30 PM

Madbassist1: myne: Flash314: They didn't even mention any of the real hags of Hollywood, like Emma Stone,  Charlize Theron, Penélope Cruz, Anneliese van der Pol, Drew Barrymore, Hayden Panettiere, or Kate Beckinsale. All of them have sharp knees.

wtf? I'm female and I can see the sexy.

/her and Emily Deschanel, yup.

I think your sarcasm meter is broken.


I'd meat her sore chasm, if you know what I mean.
 
2013-02-20 04:07:24 PM

Madbassist1: myne: Flash314: They didn't even mention any of the real hags of Hollywood, like Emma Stone,  Charlize Theron, Penélope Cruz, Anneliese van der Pol, Drew Barrymore, Hayden Panettiere, or Kate Beckinsale. All of them have sharp knees.

wtf? I'm female and I can see the sexy.

/her and Emily Deschanel, yup.

I think your sarcasm meter is broken.


Yeah, I stop drinking at work, and look what happens.
*facepalm*
 
2013-02-20 04:10:00 PM

Madbassist1: myne: Flash314: They didn't even mention any of the real hags of Hollywood, like Emma Stone,  Charlize Theron, Penélope Cruz, Anneliese van der Pol, Drew Barrymore, Hayden Panettiere, or Kate Beckinsale. All of them have sharp knees.

wtf? I'm female and I can see the sexy.

/her and Emily Deschanel, yup.

I think your sarcasm meter is broken.


myne: Flash314: They didn't even mention any of the real hags of Hollywood, like Emma Stone,  Charlize Theron, Penélope Cruz, Anneliese van der Pol, Drew Barrymore, Hayden Panettiere, or Kate Beckinsale. All of them have sharp knees.

wtf? I'm female and I can see the sexy.

/her and Emily Deschanel, yup.


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2013-02-20 04:19:08 PM

Madbassist1: Well fark, dude, why didnt you just save me the trouble and say up front that you had made up your mind and not to bother. I can tell I would have put Lassie up there and you'd be making excuses to fark her. Christ. You asked for chicks that werent sexy, I provided them. You can twist into a pretzel all you want saying Schall is more farkable than Stewart, but duuuuude.


It's not that I'd fark anything other than Kristen Stewart (though thanks for offering up Lassie, but that's not my kink). You presented Kristen Shaal as an example of less sexy than Kristen Stewart. I disagreed for the reasons I stated. There was no twisting involved. Tell ya what: You have your way with Kristen Stewart and I'll have mine with Kristen Shaal (in Fantasyland for both of us, of course), and then we'll enjoy a cold, virtual beer and discuss the biatchin' times we had with our respective partners. I suspect we'll both feel like we got the better end of the deal, and that's fine too.
 
2013-02-20 04:40:54 PM
Not unsexy, just untalented at the one thing she is supposed to be good at - acting.
 
2013-02-20 04:45:37 PM

Snargi: Farce-Side: I'm upset that Lucy Liu is on that list...sure she's getting up there in years as far as hollywood actresses go, but she's ASIAN.  Come on man!!!  Auto-hotness!!

Lucy Liu is an ugly Asian...


This is a gorgeous Asian...
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2013-02-20 04:51:05 PM

Slackfumasta: Of course, Kristen has been on the decline since Panic Room.

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HOLY CRAP!  You just blew my mind...that is Kristen Stewart!!  WTF!!
 
2013-02-20 05:07:37 PM
who the hell came up with this? those stupid, ignorant----what? really? ok I'm being told that I read Kristen Stewart but thought it said Kristin schall from the daily show....

//puts down torch
//puts down pirchfork
 
2013-02-20 05:16:30 PM

Slackfumasta: Of course, Kristen has been on the decline since Panic Room.

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I thought that was a boy.
 
2013-02-20 05:51:22 PM

deschinc: bark_atda_moon: Did Sarah Jessica Parker retire?

She's been put to pasture.


She's #3 on the list.


illbeinmybunk: who the hell came up with this? those stupid, ignorant----what? really? ok I'm being told that I read Kristen Stewart but thought it said Kristin schall from the daily show....

//puts down torch
//puts down pirchfork


I find Kristen Schaal hot in a really inexplicable way.


Evil Mackerel: Slackfumasta: Of course, Kristen has been on the decline since Panic Room.

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I thought that was a boy.


We all did.
 
2013-02-20 06:23:10 PM
I totally transposed Kristen Johnson and French Stewart from 3rd Rock when I read the headline and was very confused.

/yes, yes...my lawn; get off it
 
2013-02-20 06:43:49 PM

EyeballKid: I presume nobody calls what Melissa McCarthy does "work."


Watch her in 'The Nines'. She's more than fat jokes and stupid comedy, surprisingly.
 
2013-02-20 06:58:59 PM
IMHO:

Very Much Belong:  Kristen Stewart, Sarah Jessica Parker, Lindsay Lohan, Mischa Barton.

Not Only Belongs But Should Be Higher Up: Tilda Swinton.  Something about her just says freaky, and not in the good kind of way.

This Would Be Ridiculous If It Were 10-15 Years Ago: Denise Richards, Kirsten Dunst.  Richards in "Wild Things"? Dunst in "Bring It On" or that rainy scene in "Spiderman"?  Hot.  But no, the years have not necessarily been kind to either.

I Can See Why She's There, But ... : Hilary Swank.  I can see why she's there, namely for her rather manly or tough-girl roles in a few movies.  But she does clean up pretty nice.

DaFuq? Lucy Liu, Uma Thurman. Did the survey-taker just not like "Kill Bill"?  Not only is Liu put together nicely, she gives off the smart, sassy chick vibe, which is hot.  And Uma?  Did anyone see "The Producers"?  C'mon.
 
2013-02-20 07:04:36 PM
There is no part of her I wouldn't eat.
/Literally
//With a fork and spoon

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2013-02-20 07:04:51 PM
i know its trendy to dump on her and everything, but really, no one saw her in Into the Wild in her bra and panties and thought got daaaayum, id jizz all over that?

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2013-02-20 07:23:17 PM

fusillade762: I find Kristen Schaal hot in a really inexplicable way.


She has that Amanda Plummer type thing going on. Not hot, but still hot?

/wat?
 
2013-02-20 07:36:41 PM
I'd do things to Ms. Stewart that would make her change her facial expression

granted, it might be in disgust but it'd be so worth it.

kristen, call me!

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2013-02-20 07:38:26 PM

maggoo: Biv: There is not one fatty on the list. Not one. The whole list should be fatties and women over 40. List is garbage.

Here's a pic of a 37-yo Hollywood fatty:
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Bathe her in flour and bring her to my chamber!
 
2013-02-20 09:10:31 PM
I'll say this, Kristin Stewart can dress up nice and have a stylist do her hair and makeup person do her up real nice and she'll look good, but she's far from sexy. Sexy isn't just about looks, it's in how she carries herself, her attitude, and about a billion other factors, and she just doesn't have it.

Pfighting Polish: IMHO:

Very Much Belong:  Kristen Stewart, Sarah Jessica Parker, Lindsay Lohan, Mischa Barton.

Not Only Belongs But Should Be Higher Up: Tilda Swinton.  Something about her just says freaky, and not in the good kind of way.

This Would Be Ridiculous If It Were 10-15 Years Ago: Denise Richards, Kirsten Dunst.  Richards in "Wild Things"? Dunst in "Bring It On" or that rainy scene in "Spiderman"?  Hot.  But no, the years have not necessarily been kind to either.

I Can See Why She's There, But ... : Hilary Swank.  I can see why she's there, namely for her rather manly or tough-girl roles in a few movies.  But she does clean up pretty nice.

DaFuq? Lucy Liu, Uma Thurman. Did the survey-taker just not like "Kill Bill"?  Not only is Liu put together nicely, she gives off the smart, sassy chick vibe, which is hot.  And Uma?  Did anyone see "The Producers"?  C'mon.


I agree with most of your post except Kirsten Dunst still looked pretty decent in Melancholia. And I've had a thing for Hilary Swank since that Karate Kid movie she was in years ago. Definitely agree with you on Lucy Liu. Uma Thurman is a mixed bag. Sometimes she's pretty hot, others she's been very meh.
 
2013-02-20 09:14:28 PM
I think the list might have been better served if it was called "Least sexy women that Hollywood tries to pass off as sexy" to eliminate the Roseanne Barr and Kathy Bates responses.

I disagree with some of the choices.  Krinsten Dunst and Lucy Liu are both hot.   But I certainly never found Sarah Jessica Parker to be "hot".

I would have put Maggie Gyllenhaal and Minnie Driver on the list as well.  Why were they ever pushed by the Hollywood establishment as "sexy"?
 
2013-02-20 10:59:43 PM
Somedays I wish I was Tilda Swinton.
 
2013-02-20 11:18:17 PM
Attractive, but not sexy: Fran.
 
2013-02-21 01:12:33 AM

rickycal78: I agree with most of your post except Kirsten Dunst still looked pretty decent in Melancholia. And I've had a thing for Hilary Swank since that Karate Kid movie she was in years ago. Definitely agree with you on Lucy Liu. Uma Thurman is a mixed bag. Sometimes she's pretty hot, others she's been very meh.


Dunst last year:

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She was girlishly cute.  Now she's starting to look like a cross between Maggie Gyllenhaal and Michelle Pfeiffer - not that there's anything wrong with Gyllenhaal or Pfeiffer, or that last name, but both have shown a sultriness that Dunst seems to lack, or at least I haven't seen out of her.  That look and "cute" just don't seem to go together.

Thurman has had a few roles where, like Swank, she had to grunge it up some.  But Charlize Theron was in "Monster," and is still considered tremendously desirable.  Like I say, if you haven't watched the new "Producers" movie, do check it out because it shows what kind of range Thurman has.  Singer, dancer, sense for comedy, drama and action ("Kill Bill," "Pulp Fiction,"), all the above.  She's smart, damn talented, and can be as hot as she wants, or doesn't want, to be.  Which is ... well, hot.
 
2013-02-21 01:16:08 AM

Spaghettiows: I would have put Maggie Gyllenhaal and Minnie Driver on the list as well.  Why were they ever pushed by the Hollywood establishment as "sexy"?


Agree on Driver.

Disagree on Gyllenhaal.  Watch "Secretary."  Hot in a nerdy, geeky, discovering herself sort of way.  Plus, in her follow up, "Mona Lisa Smile," she was the "easy" one out of Julia Roberts, Julia Stiles and Dunst.
 
2013-02-21 08:57:11 AM
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You know you loved her in The Incredibles.
 
2013-02-21 09:32:47 AM
I don't know what it is, but I really cannot stand this stewart chick
would not fap to
..unless she was part of some guro scene
 
2013-02-21 01:59:01 PM
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I'd play chess with her!
 
2013-02-21 04:12:31 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Madbassist1: meanmutton: Madbassist1: meanmutton: I still think that you'd be hard pressed to find anyone less sexy than her who is even remotely near her age.

"That's farking ridiculous.

The only one mentioned in the thread in over 120 comments was Gabourey Sidibe, who absolutely counts on the less sexy and is near her in age (29 versus 22) but really isn't much of a "working actress" -- she's had three small parts in the last three years.

If it's "farking ridiculous", go ahead -- give me a few names of working actresses who are under, say, 35 who are obviously less sexy than Kristen Stewart.

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I can't speak for the one with the tattoo, she's rather homely and I haven't seen her do anything so I will not judge. Homely is not a deal-breaker, though, as the Sexy v. Attractive camp is asserting.

Kristen Schaal from the John Stewart show is no kind of classical beauty by any stretch, but watching her do her schtick doth emboner me mightily. She's sexy as all get-out and I suspect she would give you The Business in the sack. Lemme tellya, sport, between Kristen Schaal and Kristen Stewart I'd take Schall 10 times out of 10 for sexy.

As for sexy versus attractive I'll say this about that: Classically beautiful features can get you on the cover of the fashion and glamour magazines, but how do you move? How do you talk? Is there any erotic appeal in whatever it is you do? Because if not, you're strictly "attractive", and nothing more. Meanwhile, if you may not be cover-model "media ready" beautiful, but there's a vibe you give off that says you know what you like, you're in touch with your sensuality, and you know how to have a good time, well, that's about ten-thousand times sexier than the pretty-but-dead-inside covergirl.

Give me the homely babe who loves to fark over the prettiest-girl-in-town who lays there like a corpse and can't find her pussy with both hands. Any day."



This goes double, maybe triple, for pr0n. Yeah, I know the Jenna Jameson/Chasey Lain/Amber Lynn types always get the attention and marketing campaigns, but I'd much rather fap to Danielle, Gauge and Sierra any day. The former are women who coast by on good looks. The latter show they enjoy giving and receiving pleasure. No contest between them.

\Sorry if TMI.
 
2013-02-21 11:17:06 PM

olapbill: olapbill: taking this thread in the other direction, I just discovered Better Off Ted on Netflix.
And this girl makes my pee pee feel funny.
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sigh.

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2013-02-22 04:44:41 PM

cartmen34: olapbill: olapbill: taking this thread in the other direction, I just discovered Better Off Ted on Netflix.
And this girl makes my pee pee feel funny.
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sigh.

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NSFW


Great show, but if the second season had been a bit less crass, they might still be on the air. Pity.

/ And Portia de Rossi allegedly goes both ways, so we had something for everyone to enjoy.
 
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