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2013-02-20 08:36:34 AM
I presume nobody calls what Melissa McCarthy does "work."
 
2013-02-20 08:38:18 AM
Great, the studman69 poll is out.
 
2013-02-20 08:39:10 AM
I thought to be an actress you had to...you know....act?
 
2013-02-20 08:39:42 AM
While Kristen Stewart may not have much (in calculon voice) acting talent, Id certainly let her ride my bologna pony
 
2013-02-20 08:39:54 AM
Kristen Stewart voted the least sexy actress working today...

...by a team of professional homosexuals?

/NTTAWWT
 
2013-02-20 08:41:13 AM
BULL-farkING-shiat
 
2013-02-20 08:41:36 AM
Really?  They found THIS sexier?

i.usatoday.net
 
2013-02-20 08:42:14 AM
Did Sarah Jessica Parker retire?
 
2013-02-20 08:42:17 AM
A baked potato has more acting ability then Kristen, but she's a good looking girl.
 
2013-02-20 08:44:03 AM
Sometimes that gilr he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about this chick... she's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes.
 
2013-02-20 08:45:28 AM
Brittany Murphy is looking pretty rough these days, kind of like Stewart with the dead eyes.
 
2013-02-20 08:45:54 AM
i1247.photobucket.com

C'mon......I mean C'mon.......Really??

/C'mon
 
2013-02-20 08:46:23 AM
This is the point where the (justifiable) Twilight hate crosses the line into asinine. She's not the best actress and she was in a shiatty teen movie, but Jesus farking christ...she's not the "least sexy actress".
 
2013-02-20 08:46:31 AM
I'm upset that Lucy Liu is on that list...sure she's getting up there in years as far as hollywood actresses go, but she's ASIAN.  Come on man!!!  Auto-hotness!!
 
2013-02-20 08:47:08 AM
"Least sexy" is a really, really low bar.  Really.  I've groaned audibly at most of what  Kristen Stewart has done, and  Mischa Barton ain't all that and a bowl of biscuits, but that'd have to be a limited list rather than open voting for them to be "least sexy actresses".
 
2013-02-20 08:47:42 AM

MayoSlather: Brittany Murphy is looking pretty rough these days, kind of like Stewart with the dead eyes.


WORKING actress.
Brittany Murphy hasn't had a job in years...
 
2013-02-20 08:47:45 AM
Okay, can we at least agree that she's the least sexy actress under, say, age 40?
 
2013-02-20 08:48:01 AM
She's still more attractive than the overwhelming majority of women I see on a daily basis
 
2013-02-20 08:49:05 AM
Least actressy actress working today.  She has a shiat personality and can only manage a single facial expression, but she's still attractive from a totally physical perspective.
 
2013-02-20 08:49:44 AM
If the headline said "least talented actress" or "most emotionless actress," then I would probably agree 100%  "Least attractive," no.  I can think of worse looking people.  Don't want to make mental images of them however, as that would mean getting the eye bleach and mental chlorox, and it's too early in the morning for that kind of punishment..
 
2013-02-20 08:50:31 AM
Stewart is too awkward to really be sexy.

Still, she's quite pretty. I know I'D steal her panties.
 
2013-02-20 08:51:35 AM
Speaking of Kristen Stewart, is "On The Road" ever going to come out?
 
2013-02-20 08:52:21 AM
"beat fellow stars Sarah Jessica Parker"

That line alone proves this article to be complete bullshiat.

She's not mypersonal taste but she'scertainly not the least sexy.
 
2013-02-20 08:52:48 AM

Farce-Side: I'm upset that Lucy Liu is on that list...sure she's getting up there in years as far as hollywood actresses go, but she's ASIAN.  Come on man!!!  Auto-hotness!!


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2013-02-20 08:53:33 AM
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Ugly outfit but...she's kinda hot right here.
 
2013-02-20 08:54:01 AM
By who? Blind Gay Monthly magazine?

Look, I'd rather put it into Amanda Seyfried or Anne Hathaway, but given a choice between these and Kathy Bates, I think I'd know which I'd pick.
 
2013-02-20 08:54:53 AM
Matronly upper arms combined with a blank affect.
 
2013-02-20 08:55:35 AM
The Homocritics strike again.
 
2013-02-20 08:56:04 AM

bark_atda_moon: Did Sarah Jessica Parker retire?


She's been put to pasture.
 
2013-02-20 08:56:22 AM
Of course, Kristen has been on the decline since Panic Room.

www.teenidols4you.com
 
2013-02-20 08:57:56 AM
I bet subby has stuck his dick in women who's looked worse than Kristin Stewart, hasn't he?
 
2013-02-20 08:58:42 AM
Someone finds Hathaway attractive?!

p.twimg.com

/hotlink
 
2013-02-20 08:59:04 AM

deschinc: bark_atda_moon: Did Sarah Jessica Parker retire?

She's been put to pasture.


I heard she was turned into glue.
 
2013-02-20 09:00:04 AM
Worse than simply not being very attractive, she scores a -5 on the charisma scale. Acts like she's dead already.
 
2013-02-20 09:01:02 AM
Attractive?  Absolutely.  But "sexy" implies more than just looks; there's a personality to "sexy" that separates it from simply "hot."  And when it comes to that... then yes, I can think of a number of less attractive actresses who are totally sexier than Kristen Stewart.

And yes, I am gay.
 
2013-02-20 09:01:47 AM
She looked sexy enough when she took her top off in that new movie of hers
 
2013-02-20 09:04:15 AM
Maggie Gyllenhaal?
 
2013-02-20 09:05:49 AM
I find her pretty hot...but then, a woman who appears completely indifferent to me is a huge turn-on.

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2013-02-20 09:06:08 AM

Billy Bathsalt: Maggie Gyllenhaal?


Blearg, now there's an actress I just don't see the appeal of.
 
2013-02-20 09:06:36 AM
So I saw adventureland last week.  Okay movie except for every single scene with her in it.  She ruined it, and made every scene laughably bad.
 
2013-02-20 09:07:37 AM
I heard that Sarah Jessica Parker ended up in some European ravioli.
 
2013-02-20 09:09:38 AM

Pointy Tail of Satan: I heard that Sarah Jessica Parker ended up in some European ravioli.


You owe me new underwear because I just peed all over myself laughing.
 
2013-02-20 09:10:15 AM

emersonbiggins: Someone finds Hathaway attractive?!

[p.twimg.com image 500x667]

/hotlink


How long did it take you to dig up that picture?

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2013-02-20 09:12:28 AM

CT Zeal: Attractive?  Absolutely.  But "sexy" implies more than just looks; there's a personality to "sexy" that separates it from simply "hot."  And when it comes to that... then yes, I can think of a number of less attractive actresses who are totally sexier than Kristen Stewart.

And yes, I am gay.


Okay, granted, but least sexy actress? On Grays Anatomy alone you have the main lady with the weird eyes, the Asian lady, and the native American linebacker looking lady. They are sexier?
 
2013-02-20 09:13:12 AM
 
2013-02-20 09:15:43 AM

ajt167: CT Zeal: Attractive?  Absolutely.  But "sexy" implies more than just looks; there's a personality to "sexy" that separates it from simply "hot."  And when it comes to that... then yes, I can think of a number of less attractive actresses who are totally sexier than Kristen Stewart.

And yes, I am gay.

Okay, granted, but least sexy actress? On Grays Anatomy alone you have the main lady with the weird eyes, the Asian lady, and the native American linebacker looking lady. They are sexier?


Ellen Pompeo is absolutely unattractive, but personally I'd put Sandra Oh a notch above Kristen Stewart and there's absolutely no contest that Sara Ramirez is WAY sexier than Kristen Stewart.

Either way, I still think that you'd be hard pressed to find anyone less sexy than her who is even remotely near her age.
 
2013-02-20 09:16:01 AM
I feel compeled to apologise on behalf of all true heterosexual british males, who I'm sure would join me in condemning any "least attractive list" that includes Uma Thurman, Lucy Liu, Hilary (S)wank, Kirsten Dunst, Denise Richards and yes Kirsten Stewart.

/Tilda Swinton was right on the money though.
 
2013-02-20 09:16:29 AM
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Send it back. -eleventy/10. Would not bang.

Said no straight male. Ever.
 
2013-02-20 09:17:52 AM

CT Zeal: Attractive?  Absolutely.  But "sexy" implies more than just looks; there's a personality to "sexy" that separates it from simply "hot."  And when it comes to that... then yes, I can think of a number of less attractive actresses who are totally sexier than Kristen Stewart.

And yes, I am gay.


So are you saying youd turn down a Calvin Klein underwear model that has about as much personality as Kristen Stewart for say John Goodman?
 
2013-02-20 09:18:20 AM

ajt167: CT Zeal: Attractive?  Absolutely.  But "sexy" implies more than just looks; there's a personality to "sexy" that separates it from simply "hot."  And when it comes to that... then yes, I can think of a number of less attractive actresses who are totally sexier than Kristen Stewart.

And yes, I am gay.

Okay, granted, but least sexy actress? On Grays Anatomy alone you have the main lady with the weird eyes, the Asian lady, and the native American linebacker looking lady. They are sexier?


It's a sliding scale of popularity.  The more well known you are as an actress, the more sexy you need to be.  Despite her less-than-stellar acting abilities, she's been in some fairly major movies.  Some TV actresses aren't really in the same league.

Personally, I think she's quite attractive, but not really sexy.  However, that's very likely a result of the roles she's had rather than anything about her.  She's welcome to try and change my mind.
 
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