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(Huffington Post)   Kelly Clarkson slams Clive Davis for saying she broke into hysterical sobbing when he demanded her first hit "Since U Been Gone" be included on her first album. Apparently what doesn't kill you doesn't make you stronger   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 52
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2013-02-20 10:00:43 AM  
A karaoke game show winner given a major label contract has an undeserved sense of entitlement? YOU DON'T SAY!!!
 
2013-02-20 10:05:00 AM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4539G-5yUgg

I've always preferred the original.
 
2013-02-20 10:05:24 AM  
I broke into hysterical sobbing when I realized I'd never be able to
slam Kelly Clarkson.
 
2013-02-20 10:14:57 AM  
She beefs with Clive Davis?
 
2013-02-20 10:30:38 AM  
What happened to Ms. Independent?
 
2013-02-20 10:44:01 AM  
Sounds like they got into a beef while she was PMSing.  Big deal.  They both need to get over it.  They made millions of dollars off of her talents.
Clive Davis may have made many hits, no doubt he may have prevented a bunch too.  The music INDUSTRY can be a cruel and difficult place for creative artists to flourish.
Kelly Clarkson has nothing to worry about.  Clive is 80 and on his way out, she'll be around for years.
For all Clive Davis' power, reputation and position, he couldn't save Whitney.
 
2013-02-20 10:49:13 AM  
Wow.   Shut up and count your money, Kelly.  You wouldn't have it without Clive.
 
2013-02-20 10:55:56 AM  
Hating on Kelly Clarkson. Tsk, tsk. Love her music.
 
2013-02-20 10:56:56 AM  
Ah....didn't this chick just shoot herself a few days ago??
 
2013-02-20 11:03:07 AM  

weirdneighbour: Ah....didn't this chick just shoot herself a few days ago??


...

Seriously?
 
2013-02-20 11:08:02 AM  

weirdneighbour: Ah....didn't this chick just shoot herself a few days ago??


No that was Carrie Underwood.
 
2013-02-20 11:08:08 AM  
I heard Megadeth had to change a song on a recent album because of her. Her lawyers threatened to sue if they released heelsmasher. They just changed it to Headcrusher instead.
 
2013-02-20 11:19:14 AM  

Tanukis_Parachute: I heard Megadeth had to change a song on a recent album because of her. Her lawyers threatened to sue if they released heelsmasher. They just changed it to Headcrusher instead.


Megadeth? That's still a thing?
 
2013-02-20 11:34:50 AM  

Tanukis_Parachute: I heard Megadeth had to change a song on a recent album because of her. Her lawyers threatened to sue if they released heelsmasher. They just changed it to Headcrusher instead.


Not sure if serious only because google didn't really yield anything about this.
 
2013-02-20 11:54:14 AM  

RumsfeldsReplacement: weirdneighbour: Ah....didn't this chick just shoot herself a few days ago??

No that was Carrie Underwood.


Are you sure?  I could have sworn it was Wynona Judd.
 
2013-02-20 11:57:23 AM  

GalFriday: RumsfeldsReplacement: weirdneighbour: Ah....didn't this chick just shoot herself a few days ago??

No that was Carrie Underwood.

Are you sure?  I could have sworn it was Wynona Judd.


No.  Wynona Judd was in The Breakfast Club.  You're thinking of Winona Rider.
 
2013-02-20 12:06:39 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
Oh-ho! Is funny because it's also name of song! Oh!
 
2013-02-20 12:12:35 PM  
The length of that article vastly exceeded my interest in it.
 
2013-02-20 12:19:06 PM  

EyeballKid: A karaoke game show winner given a major label contract has an undeserved sense of entitlement? YOU DON'T SAY!!!


I think Kelly's earned the right to move beyond the label 'karaoke game show winner'. She's legitimately good. Deal with it.
 
2013-02-20 12:26:32 PM  

Gosling: EyeballKid: A karaoke game show winner given a major label contract has an undeserved sense of entitlement? YOU DON'T SAY!!!

I think Kelly's earned the right to move beyond the label 'karaoke game show winner'. She's legitimately good. Deal with it.


agreed. i really can't stand a.i., aside from watching the horribly bad auditions, but kelly has true talent and personality. she probably could've made it big without a.i.

Lipspinach: I broke into hysterical sobbing when I realized I'd never be able to
slam Kelly Clarkson.


my wife and i looked at houses in burleson, tx (where kelly is from) and i joked to her that if we moved to that area i'd be on full lookout for kelly when she may be in town. we moved north of ft worth instead, but my potential kelly stalking didn't have any bearing on that...just got a better deal up north.

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 235x359]
Oh-ho! Is funny because it's also name of song! Oh!


i love fuad
 
2013-02-20 12:29:55 PM  

Gosling: EyeballKid: A karaoke game show winner given a major label contract has an undeserved sense of entitlement? YOU DON'T SAY!!!

I think Kelly's earned the right to move beyond the label 'karaoke game show winner'. She's legitimately good. Deal with it.


Unless you have a rack of ribs hanging from your bedroom ceiling, she's not going to sleep with you.
 
2013-02-20 12:33:27 PM  
Is she the one that beefs?  I can never remember if it's her or Underwood.  I just know it's one of those people I was told is my idol.
 
2013-02-20 12:40:52 PM  
Wow. I hope they can squash this silly beef.
/right down the farkin drain.
 
2013-02-20 12:42:28 PM  

EyeballKid: A karaoke game show winner given a major label contract has an undeserved sense of entitlement? YOU DON'T SAY!!!


At least she can actually sing. More than you can say for Beyonce, apparently.
 
2013-02-20 12:45:25 PM  

EyeballKid: Gosling: EyeballKid: A karaoke game show winner given a major label contract has an undeserved sense of entitlement? YOU DON'T SAY!!!

I think Kelly's earned the right to move beyond the label 'karaoke game show winner'. She's legitimately good. Deal with it.

Unless you have a rack of ribs hanging from your bedroom ceiling, she's not going to sleep with you.


is that all it takes? i can have that arranged by saturday, for sure
 
2013-02-20 12:51:13 PM  

Cletus C.: Tanukis_Parachute: I heard Megadeth had to change a song on a recent album because of her. Her lawyers threatened to sue if they released heelsmasher. They just changed it to Headcrusher instead.

Megadeth? That's still a thing?


trolololo but yeah, Megadeth is still a thing and still releases amazingly good metal records.

/Megadeth > Metallica these days.  By a long shot.
 
2013-02-20 12:51:54 PM  
Wife downloaded "What doesn't..."  for Rock band 3 so I am getting a kick.
 
2013-02-20 12:53:36 PM  

frepnog: Cletus C.: Tanukis_Parachute: I heard Megadeth had to change a song on a recent album because of her. Her lawyers threatened to sue if they released heelsmasher. They just changed it to Headcrusher instead.

Megadeth? That's still a thing?

trolololo but yeah, Megadeth is still a thing and still releases amazingly good metal records.

/Megadeth > Metallica these days.  By a long shot.


mustaine may be on a nuge-level of craziness (if not WORSE due to dave's religious rants), but he is an INCREDIBLE metal guitarist!
 
2013-02-20 01:00:13 PM  

bungle_jr: frepnog: Cletus C.: Tanukis_Parachute: I heard Megadeth had to change a song on a recent album because of her. Her lawyers threatened to sue if they released heelsmasher. They just changed it to Headcrusher instead.

Megadeth? That's still a thing?

trolololo but yeah, Megadeth is still a thing and still releases amazingly good metal records.

/Megadeth > Metallica these days.  By a long shot.

mustaine may be on a nuge-level of craziness (if not WORSE due to dave's religious rants), but he is an INCREDIBLE metal guitarist!


Seeing him play live a couple times in the last couple of years I would credit most of the great new guitar playing to Chris Broderick.

/got to meet the band after one of the shows. Chris is amazing in his dedication to the instrument. Dave seemed quiet and bored
 
2013-02-20 01:00:41 PM  
Yeah, she should just take a shower and heel all that anger right down the drain.  Life is too short, Patricia, honey!
 
2013-02-20 01:17:24 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: GalFriday: RumsfeldsReplacement: weirdneighbour: Ah....didn't this chick just shoot herself a few days ago??

No that was Carrie Underwood.

Are you sure?  I could have sworn it was Wynona Judd.

No.  Wynona Judd was in The Breakfast Club.  You're thinking of Winona Rider.


I think you are right, I think it was Winona Rider that shot herself and her cat a few days ago.
 
2013-02-20 01:26:50 PM  

bungle_jr: frepnog: Cletus C.: Tanukis_Parachute: I heard Megadeth had to change a song on a recent album because of her. Her lawyers threatened to sue if they released heelsmasher. They just changed it to Headcrusher instead.

Megadeth? That's still a thing?

trolololo but yeah, Megadeth is still a thing and still releases amazingly good metal records.

/Megadeth > Metallica these days.  By a long shot.

mustaine may be on a nuge-level of craziness (if not WORSE due to dave's religious rants), but he is an INCREDIBLE metal guitarist!


I am saddened a great deal by Mustaine's religious bend.  He of all people should farking know better than to believe in utter bullshiat.
 
2013-02-20 01:47:14 PM  

EyeballKid: Unless you have a rack of ribs hanging from your bedroom ceiling, she's not going to sleep with you.


You know, up here in the Upper Midwest, complementary statements are not always given with the sole intent of trying to get in someone's pants. I don't know what kind of sad, miserable existence you have in your hometown where nice things said about someone cannot be taken at face value.
 
2013-02-20 02:17:55 PM  
And, and, and he's bisexual...
 
2013-02-20 02:25:26 PM  

EyeballKid: Gosling: EyeballKid: A karaoke game show winner given a major label contract has an undeserved sense of entitlement? YOU DON'T SAY!!!

I think Kelly's earned the right to move beyond the label 'karaoke game show winner'. She's legitimately good. Deal with it.

Unless you have a rack of ribs hanging from your bedroom ceiling, she's not going to sleep with you.


i478.photobucket.com
You're trying to hard, being witty needs to be subtle at times, and just being insulting just doesn't do it in these more distinguishing times.
 
2013-02-20 03:13:46 PM  
Man, hearing that song makes me feel like I've got an ice cream headache that won't go away...
 
2013-02-20 04:50:26 PM  

Fireproof: Man, hearing that song makes me feel like I've got an ice cream headache that won't go away...


How do you feel since it's been gone?
 
2013-02-20 05:04:11 PM  

frepnog: Cletus C.: Tanukis_Parachute: I heard Megadeth had to change a song on a recent album because of her. Her lawyers threatened to sue if they released heelsmasher. They just changed it to Headcrusher instead.

Megadeth? That's still a thing?

trolololo but yeah, Megadeth is still a thing and still releases amazingly good metal records.

/Megadeth > Metallica these days.  By a long shot.


Giant Douche vs shiat Sandwich?
 
2013-02-20 06:10:33 PM  
WHAR PICTURES OF THICKNESS
 
2013-02-20 07:02:06 PM  

frepnog: bungle_jr: frepnog: Cletus C.: Tanukis_Parachute: I heard Megadeth had to change a song on a recent album because of her. Her lawyers threatened to sue if they released heelsmasher. They just changed it to Headcrusher instead.

Megadeth? That's still a thing?

trolololo but yeah, Megadeth is still a thing and still releases amazingly good metal records.

/Megadeth > Metallica these days.  By a long shot.

mustaine may be on a nuge-level of craziness (if not WORSE due to dave's religious rants), but he is an INCREDIBLE metal guitarist!

I am saddened a great deal by Mustaine's religious bend.  He of all people should farking know better than to believe in utter bullshiat.


I think we can speak for everyone when we say Dave needs to get back on the smack.
 
2013-02-20 07:12:57 PM  

imfallen_angel: EyeballKid: Gosling: EyeballKid: A karaoke game show winner given a major label contract has an undeserved sense of entitlement? YOU DON'T SAY!!!

I think Kelly's earned the right to move beyond the label 'karaoke game show winner'. She's legitimately good. Deal with it.

Unless you have a rack of ribs hanging from your bedroom ceiling, she's not going to sleep with you.

[i478.photobucket.com image 218x150]
You're trying to hard, being witty needs to be subtle at times, and just being insulting just doesn't do it in these more distinguishing times.


What is s/he trying to hard?
 
2013-02-20 08:08:16 PM  

KatjaMouse: Tanukis_Parachute: I heard Megadeth had to change a song on a recent album because of her. Her lawyers threatened to sue if they released heelsmasher. They just changed it to Headcrusher instead.

Not sure if serious only because google didn't really yield anything about this.


Not serious.

/ My biggest (and only) contribution to Fark
 
2013-02-20 08:46:47 PM  
1. American Idol is a POS.
2. I'm not familiar with most of Kelly Clarksons music.
3. I have heard 'Since U Been Gone' and love it.
 
2013-02-21 02:03:37 AM  
Who's high pitch?
 
2013-02-21 03:13:44 AM  
Clive Davis is a devious twat.  Film at 11.
 
2013-02-21 08:15:23 AM  
Has anyone used the word beef in a humorous way yet?
 
2013-02-21 08:17:56 AM  

KatjaMouse: Tanukis_Parachute: I heard Megadeth had to change a song on a recent album because of her. Her lawyers threatened to sue if they released heelsmasher. They just changed it to Headcrusher instead.

Not sure if serious only because google didn't really yield anything about this.


Your behavior in this thread suggests you may be new here. I didn't think ANYONE could be that new.
 
2013-02-21 08:34:31 AM  
Who died?
 
2013-02-21 08:40:38 AM  

carnifex2005: KatjaMouse: Tanukis_Parachute: I heard Megadeth had to change a song on a recent album because of her. Her lawyers threatened to sue if they released heelsmasher. They just changed it to Headcrusher instead.

Not sure if serious only because google didn't really yield anything about this.

Not serious.

/ My biggest (and only) contribution to Fark


Wow, I'm impressed...I never expected to find out which Farker brought a meme to life. Thanks for being the source of many lulz over the last few years.

/girlfriend and I still can't hear a Kelly Clarkson song without stomping vigorously
 
2013-02-21 08:58:12 AM  
Cat fight!
 
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