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(USA Today)   Police find testosterone and needles in Oscar Pistorius' home. I don't know what this has to do with shooting your girlfriend, but if you're gonna destroy an athlete, you might as well go all in   (usatoday.com) divider line 112
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2013-02-20 08:50:34 AM
He's doing a pretty good job of destroying himself on his own.
 
2013-02-20 08:53:10 AM

SlothB77: He's doing a pretty good job of destroying himself on his own.


True, but there's a difference between "oh hey, we found the gun he used to shoot his girlfriend. Yup, definitely has his fingerprints on there" and "he may have killed his girlfriend but by golly, look at all this testosterone and needles. What? No I don't know why this has to do with the case, but let's release it anyway"

It's a douchey thing regardless
 
2013-02-20 09:17:27 AM
It sounds like the prosecution may be going with 'roid rage' as a contributing factor.
 
2013-02-20 09:31:30 AM

vudutek: It sounds like the prosecution may be going with 'roid rage' as a contributing factor.


Came here to say this.  It's starting to sound like a repeat of the Chris Benoit case (except without the suicide part).
 
2013-02-20 09:32:24 AM
I literally lol'd when I heard his excuse for the shooting on the news yesterday.
 
2013-02-20 09:36:08 AM
Hey, his next roomate is gonna go "all in" too
 
2013-02-20 09:36:10 AM

somedude210: True, but there's a difference between "oh hey, we found the gun he used to shoot his girlfriend. Yup, definitely has his fingerprints on there" and "he may have killed his girlfriend but by golly, look at all this testosterone and needles. What? No I don't know why this has to do with the case, but let's release it anyway"


Who's saying he "may have killed his girlfriend"? He did, he even admitted to it. And I think he's full of shiat on the self-defense "thought it was an intruder" part.

The police are just saying what they found in there, it's up to you to draw the conclusions on what it may have been for.
 
2013-02-20 09:38:27 AM
the sketchiest thing about his defense was the fact that he shot her 4 times. Once, maybe even twice I can see but 4 times?
 
2013-02-20 09:39:16 AM

somedude210: look at all this testosterone and needles. What? No I don't know why this has to do with the case


Roid rage.  Since there is no doubt that Pistorius killed the woman, the question is in establishing how and why.  Tragic accident or murder?  Any kind of drug abuse could be important.
 
2013-02-20 09:39:53 AM

scottydoesntknow: somedude210: True, but there's a difference between "oh hey, we found the gun he used to shoot his girlfriend. Yup, definitely has his fingerprints on there" and "he may have killed his girlfriend but by golly, look at all this testosterone and needles. What? No I don't know why this has to do with the case, but let's release it anyway"

Who's saying he "may have killed his girlfriend"? He did, he even admitted to it. And I think he's full of shiat on the self-defense "thought it was an intruder" part.

The police are just saying what they found in there, it's up to you to draw the conclusions on what it may have been for.


The witnesses that are coming forward are describing the perfect roid rage scenarios, especially with how many packages they apparently found on the scene. This should be an easy day for the prosecutor at this point.
 
2013-02-20 09:40:30 AM
Handicapped people can be cheaters and entitled pieces of sh*t, too. Way to prove you're equal, Pistorius.
 
2013-02-20 09:43:50 AM

somedude210: It's a douchey thing regardless


He made his own douche bed, now he can go douche in it.

He's a douche.  And a killer.
 
2013-02-20 09:46:38 AM
All he wanted was a place at the table.
 
2013-02-20 09:47:46 AM

ModernPrimitive01: the sketchiest thing about his defense was the fact that he shot her 4 times. Once, maybe even twice I can see but 4 times?


You can easily fire four shots in less than 2 seconds without trying. Why would THAT make it hard to believe. I mean, there's reasons to doubt self-defense but I'm not sure that's it.
 
2013-02-20 09:48:30 AM

Arkanaut: Chris Benoit


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2013-02-20 09:56:03 AM
ModernPrimitive01: the sketchiest thing about his defense was the fact that he shot her 4 times. Once, maybe even twice I can see but 4 times?

And shooting Into a locked bathroom door?  No.  Just farkin' no.
 
2013-02-20 10:06:38 AM
ON VALENTINE'S DAY!!!

Who the hell goes to sleep with an ultra-babe...hears a noise in the middle of the night...
IN THE BATHROOM!!!
And then blasts through the door???

WITHOUT CHECKING/REALIZING HIS ULTRA-BABE ISN'T IN BED WITH HIM???

Bullshiat.

I'd have killed my wife a 100 times over as well as half a dozen other women before her if they're sleeping with me and get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, waking me during the process.

That's his farkin story, right?
"I thought an intruder was in the bathroom so I blasted through the door before realizing my girlfriend wasn't next to me."

Bullshiat.
And bullshiat to his tweet about coming home and going "full recon mode" because he heard the dish or clothes washer on.
What kinda burglar breaks in and does your dishes for you? Or the laundry?
Sounds more like the girlfriend you have that you MUST HAVE GIVEN A KEY TO!!!
 
2013-02-20 10:07:33 AM

browneye: ModernPrimitive01: the sketchiest thing about his defense was the fact that he shot her 4 times. Once, maybe even twice I can see but 4 times?

And shooting Into a locked bathroom door?  No.  Just farkin' no.


The cricket bat is just the icing on that cake.  Oh and the previous times the police were there on domestic violence calls as well.  Oscar is done unless the prosecutor is the dumbest lawyer on earth.
 
2013-02-20 10:09:23 AM

ha-ha-guy: The cricket bat is just the icing on that cake.  Oh and the previous times the police were there on domestic violence calls as well.  Oscar is done unless the prosecutor is the dumbest lawyer on earth.


If only there was a leather glove he could try on
 
2013-02-20 10:10:28 AM
Defense lawyer Barry Roux countered that the substance was an "herbal substance," not a steroid and not a banned substance.

I wouldn't be surprised if they're right. Rule of thumb: if the defense contradicts the police on something that is extremely easy to verify, they are probably telling the truth.
 
2013-02-20 10:12:42 AM
Dude deserves to have his sentence doubled for those sorry-ass excuses.
 
2013-02-20 10:13:27 AM
She opened the window because she's a secret 2am deuce dropper and was stinking that place up

And it's my understanding that in South Africa, it's common for burglars to climb through open bathroom windows, go into a the toilet-room, lock the door and hide.
 
2013-02-20 10:15:52 AM

ha-ha-guy: The cricket bat is just the icing on that cake. Oh and the previous times the police were there on domestic violence calls as well. Oscar is done unless the prosecutor is the dumbest lawyer on earth.


Whether or not there is blunt cricket-bat trauma to the victim seems like another one of those things that would be easy to verify with an autopsy. In his version of the story, there wouldn't be any.
 
2013-02-20 10:24:04 AM

ModernPrimitive01: the sketchiest thing about his defense was the fact that he shot her 4 times. Once, maybe even twice I can see but 4 times?


The sketchiest part is that he had her cornered in a locked bathroom when he shot her and they say she was on the ground when she was shot. There is no way she wasnt crying out through the door and no way he didnt hear her on the other side.
 
2013-02-20 10:34:20 AM
Has the cricket bat been verified yet?  Only place I see it mentioned is on Fark.
 
2013-02-20 11:05:19 AM
Why didn't he just kick the door in and verify who he was shooting?
 
2013-02-20 11:07:23 AM

Igor Jakovsky: ModernPrimitive01: the sketchiest thing about his defense was the fact that he shot her 4 times. Once, maybe even twice I can see but 4 times?

The sketchiest part is that he had her cornered in a locked bathroom when he shot her and they say she was on the ground when she was shot. There is no way she wasnt crying out through the door and no way he didnt hear her on the other side.


okay I haven't followed it closely after the story originally broke. Okay, yeah that's pretty sad stuff
 
2013-02-20 11:10:07 AM

Champion of the Sun: Has the cricket bat been verified yet?  Only place I see it mentioned is on Fark.


Dude did it in a cold blooded roid rage.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/feb/17/oscar-pistorius-cricket- ba t

His best defense might be temporary insanity,but that guy needs to fry.
 
2013-02-20 11:13:03 AM

somedude210: SlothB77: He's doing a pretty good job of destroying himself on his own.

True, but there's a difference between "oh hey, we found the gun he used to shoot his girlfriend. Yup, definitely has his fingerprints on there" and "he may have killed his girlfriend but by golly, look at all this testosterone and needles. What? No I don't know why this has to do with the case, but let's release it anyway"

It's a douchey thing regardless


Yes, how dare they collect evidence that helps substantiate that he may have killed her in a fit of rage.
 
2013-02-20 11:17:07 AM
I figured this.  Now we'll get a repeat of the "who can kids look up to these days" articles from douchey sportswriters.
 
2013-02-20 11:18:08 AM

Champion of the Sun: Has the cricket bat been verified yet?  Only place I see it mentioned is on Fark.


Pistorius talks about it here.
 
2013-02-20 11:20:59 AM

Popcorn Johnny: somedude210: SlothB77: He's doing a pretty good job of destroying himself on his own.

True, but there's a difference between "oh hey, we found the gun he used to shoot his girlfriend. Yup, definitely has his fingerprints on there" and "he may have killed his girlfriend but by golly, look at all this testosterone and needles. What? No I don't know why this has to do with the case, but let's release it anyway"

It's a douchey thing regardless

Yes, how dare they collect evidence that helps substantiate that he may have killed her in a fit of rage.


Hey! They're not allowed to conduct an investigation on an athlete, because that shows they're totally out to "destroy" him, and not, you know, put him in jail for the MURDER he committed.

Without this evidence, people would be like, "Man, before I heard about the testosterone, I thought that runner who murdered his girlfriend was a stand-up guy. I can't believe he let us down with that testosterone thing."
 
2013-02-20 11:21:13 AM
FTLesserEvilLink: "When you wake up in the middle of the night - and crime is so endemic in - what do you do if somebody is in the house? Do you think it's one of your family? Of course you don't."

Man, I know crime might be bad...but if you're an Olympian banging a model, if the crime is so f*cking bad that your mind immediately thinks: "Someone has stolen keys to get into my locked place!" rather than "hey, my girlfriend must be up for some reason"...you should probably be able to move from such a sh*thole.

LesserEvil: Dude did it in a cold blooded roid rage.


Let's not give him the credit of blaming the steroids. People who tend to have "roid rage" were typically violent assholes prior to taking steroids.
 
2013-02-20 11:24:58 AM

Car_Ramrod: "Man, before I heard about the testosterone, I thought that runner who murdered his girlfriend was a stand-up guy. I can't believe he let us down with that testosterone thing."


I see what you did there, even if it wasn't intentional.

/btw, dude was clearly a dickbag after his Paralympic loss complaining about the length of the guy who beat him's blades
 
2013-02-20 11:26:49 AM

Tanukis_Parachute: Why didn't he just kick the door in and verify who he was shooting?


Because he already knew who he was shooting, and a wooden door wasn't going to stop the bullets.

/Occam's razor
 
2013-02-20 11:27:04 AM

ha-ha-guy: browneye: ModernPrimitive01: the sketchiest thing about his defense was the fact that he shot her 4 times. Once, maybe even twice I can see but 4 times?

And shooting Into a locked bathroom door?  No.  Just farkin' no.

The cricket bat is just the icing on that cake.  Oh and the previous times the police were there on domestic violence calls as well.  Oscar is done unless the prosecutor is the dumbest lawyer on earth.


So what you guys are saying is the defense doesn't have a leg to stand on.
 
2013-02-20 11:27:58 AM

Champion of the Sun: Has the cricket bat been verified yet?  Only place I see it mentioned is on Fark.


Ive been following this on CapeTalk (Cape Town radio streaming) and theyve mentioned it a number of times. FWIW.
 
2013-02-20 11:28:59 AM

Rapmaster2000: I figured this.  Now we'll get a repeat of the "who can kids look up to these days" articles from douchey sportswriters.


As if children should ever look up to an adult playing a child's game.
 
2013-02-20 11:29:29 AM

Earthen: Because he already knew who he was shooting, and a wooden door wasn't going to stop the bullets.


Also, not having legs. Which was the joke.
 
2013-02-20 11:30:15 AM

Earthen: Tanukis_Parachute: Why didn't he just kick the door in and verify who he was shooting?

Because he already knew who he was shooting, and a wooden door wasn't going to stop the bullets.

/Occam's razor


You missed the joke.

/Easy to get stumped.
 
2013-02-20 11:37:03 AM

ModernPrimitive01: the sketchiest thing about his defense was the fact that he shot her 4 times. Once, maybe even twice I can see but 4 times?


Through a door. Make of that what you will.

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2013-02-20 11:37:07 AM
Imagine how horrified she must have been hearing those damn blades clinking down the hall way after her. I imagined her trying to run into the street and looking back, seeing him in a full sprint after her with rage in his eyes and sparks flying from the pavement as the blades dig into the concrete.
 
2013-02-20 11:37:42 AM
So in HIS account of the story he claims to have shot into the bathroom 4 times, then went to get his prostetic legs and returned to KICK DOWN THE LOCKED DOOR.

I have but one question. Who in the world locks the door in the middle of the night in your own place to take a pee... Yeah sorry his story doesnt make any sense.
 
2013-02-20 11:40:23 AM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Imagine how horrified she must have been hearing those damn blades clinking down the hall way after her. I imagined her trying to run into the street and looking back, seeing him in a full sprint after her with rage in his eyes and sparks flying from the pavement as the blades dig into the concrete.


....i do
 
2013-02-20 11:40:59 AM
awwww wrong post, meant the lock the bathroom one.
 
2013-02-20 11:45:39 AM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Imagine how horrified she must have been hearing those damn blades clinking down the hall way after her. I imagined her trying to run into the street and looking back, seeing him in a full sprint after her with rage in his eyes and sparks flying from the pavement as the blades dig into the concrete.


I imagine it sounded like the terminator running and that is pretty farked up.
 
2013-02-20 11:49:02 AM

Rawhead Rex: ON VALENTINE'S DAY!!!

Who the hell goes to sleep with an ultra-babe...hears a noise in the middle of the night...
IN THE BATHROOM!!!
And then blasts through the door???

WITHOUT CHECKING/REALIZING HIS ULTRA-BABE ISN'T IN BED WITH HIM???

Bullshiat.

I'd have killed my wife a 100 times over as well as half a dozen other women before her if they're sleeping with me and get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, waking me during the process.

That's his farkin story, right?
"I thought an intruder was in the bathroom so I blasted through the door before realizing my girlfriend wasn't next to me."

Bullshiat.
And bullshiat to his tweet about coming home and going "full recon mode" because he heard the dish or clothes washer on.
What kinda burglar breaks in and does your dishes for you? Or the laundry?
Sounds more like the girlfriend you have that you MUST HAVE GIVEN A KEY TO!!!


Hey, everyone bought the "Manti didn't know he was being played" story...
 
2013-02-20 11:49:14 AM

somedude210: SlothB77: He's doing a pretty good job of destroying himself on his own.

True, but there's a difference between "oh hey, we found the gun he used to shoot his girlfriend. Yup, definitely has his fingerprints on there" and "he may have killed his girlfriend but by golly, look at all this testosterone and needles. What? No I don't know why this has to do with the case, but let's release it anyway"

It's a douchey thing regardless


What if they had found child porn. Is that a "douchey thing to report" ? Guy deserves his privacy!! He might have killed her for legitimate reasons after all !
 
2013-02-20 11:49:59 AM

Igor Jakovsky: DROxINxTHExWIND: Imagine how horrified she must have been hearing those damn blades clinking down the hall way after her. I imagined her trying to run into the street and looking back, seeing him in a full sprint after her with rage in his eyes and sparks flying from the pavement as the blades dig into the concrete.

I imagine it sounded like the terminator running and that is pretty farked up.


Could've been worse:
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2013-02-20 11:50:16 AM
The whole cricket bat thing sounds bogus, only rumors of it.  None of the actual articles show the police or prosecutors actually referring to it.  Sounds like people are rushing to convict the guy.  He looks plenty guilty without adding to the evidence.  Locked bathroom door and shooting without looking to see if his girlfriend was in bed with him are damning enough.  The ESPN article talks about the charges the prosecutor has brought, and none of them talk about a cricket bat.  You'd think they would mention that when telling their version of the events.

http://espn.go.com/olympics/trackandfield/story/_/id/8965442/oscar-p is torius-shouting-witness-4-blocks-away-police-say
 
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