Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(WTKR)   NASCAR's first female pit crew member is 5'3, 115 pounds. She also owns a CrossFit gym and can kick your ass   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, NASCAR, CrossFit, crew members, Michael Waltrip Racing, Truck Series, Clint Bowyer, female pit, Lynchburg  
•       •       •

3967 clicks; posted to Sports » on 20 Feb 2013 at 10:06 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

2013-02-20 10:16:28 AM  
7 votes:
"I know somebody who does CrossFit.  They never bring it up." --- nobody
2013-02-20 10:10:40 AM  
2 votes:
I'd give her some "bear grease" on her binders, and by that, i mean give her some "dirty air" in her "bleeder valve", and by that, i mean, "finish under caution", and by that, i mean THEY RUNNIN' THREE WIIIIIIIDE
2013-02-20 09:26:43 AM  
2 votes:

Vodka Zombie: I'd hit it like an Earnhardt hits turn 4 at Daytona?

You would need help from Kenny Shrader?
2013-02-20 08:31:18 AM  
2 votes:
I'd hit it like an Earnhardt hits turn 4 at Daytona?
2013-02-20 11:20:44 AM  
1 vote:
She's crewing Jennifer Jo Cobb.

The odds of her having to actually complete a pit stop under race conditions are slim to none.

On the other hand, she will probably get to spend some time wielding a reciprocating saw and sledgehammer early in the event and then get to kick back and enjoy the rest of the race without feeling the pressure of possibly missing a lug with a good finish on the line.
2013-02-20 11:20:27 AM  
1 vote:
I'd let her Nascar reference my penis euphemism.
2013-02-20 11:09:26 AM  
1 vote:
I would Stroker her Ace
2013-02-20 11:04:10 AM  
1 vote:
I'd let her tighten my nuts.
Displayed 8 of 8 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter

Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.