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(WTKR)   NASCAR's first female pit crew member is 5'3, 115 pounds. She also owns a CrossFit gym and can kick your ass   (wtkr.com) divider line 87
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2013-02-20 08:15:02 AM  
Angry fist, etc.
 
2013-02-20 08:27:58 AM  
This isn't the same girl, but is there any doubt this girl couldn't hold her own on a NASCAR pit crew?
 
2013-02-20 08:31:18 AM  
I'd hit it like an Earnhardt hits turn 4 at Daytona?
 
2013-02-20 08:38:41 AM  
She can help me jack it up anytime.
 
2013-02-20 08:46:39 AM  

Vodka Zombie: I'd hit it like an Earnhardt hits turn 4 at Daytona?


Nicely done.
 
2013-02-20 08:52:03 AM  
I'd put my advertisement on her rear end.
 
2013-02-20 09:14:20 AM  
Call me when the first really ugly woman enters into a predominately male sport. That's when equality will have been reached.
 
2013-02-20 09:26:43 AM  

Vodka Zombie: I'd hit it like an Earnhardt hits turn 4 at Daytona?


You would need help from Kenny Shrader?
 
2013-02-20 10:10:40 AM  
I'd give her some "bear grease" on her binders, and by that, i mean give her some "dirty air" in her "bleeder valve", and by that, i mean, "finish under caution", and by that, i mean THEY RUNNIN' THREE WIIIIIIIDE
 
2013-02-20 10:14:37 AM  
She has some interesting pictures floating around out there.

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2013-02-20 10:15:27 AM  
I might need a round or two of track bar adjustment.

/amidoinitright?
 
2013-02-20 10:16:28 AM  
"I know somebody who does CrossFit.  They never bring it up." --- nobody
 
2013-02-20 10:22:34 AM  

Sybarite: She has some interesting pictures floating around out there.


A) bad tattoos.
B) I know it's not her normal everyday look but MAN are those veiny arms are not attractive.
C) She's one of those super-fit people who's face doesn't match their body.
 
2013-02-20 10:23:38 AM  

Sybarite: She has some interesting pictures floating around out there.

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It looks like her abs are tattooed on.

Hey wait, that's not a bad idea. Sure beats the gym.
 
2013-02-20 10:26:48 AM  
I could deal with the sleeve tat, the gun on her leg...nope.
 
2013-02-20 10:42:26 AM  
i.qkme.me
 
2013-02-20 10:44:08 AM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Call me when the first really ugly woman enters into a predominately male sport. That's when equality will have been reached.


Milka Duno.
 
2013-02-20 10:47:10 AM  

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MFAWG:
Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Call me when the first really ugly woman enters into a predominately male sport. That's when equality will have been reached.

Milka Duno.



yeah, what a beast.
 
2013-02-20 10:51:27 AM  

MFAWG: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Call me when the first really ugly woman enters into a predominately male sport. That's when equality will have been reached.

Milka Duno.


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2013-02-20 10:53:29 AM  
Little niblet teeth, like Kirsten Dunst.

Not a deal breaker.
 
2013-02-20 10:58:44 AM  
Found a more in-depth background on her on the intertoobs.

High school dropout, drinking problem, joined the army, did laundry in Iraq (!!), one of the soldiers got her into CrossFit.  The gun tattoo is inspired from her laundry days in Iraq.  Family full of "inspired" women who were angry because they had to play softball with other girls instead of baseball with other boys.

ZZzzzz.
 
2013-02-20 11:00:21 AM  
Really?  Delana Harvick has been an unofficial pit crew member for over a decade!
 
2013-02-20 11:04:10 AM  
I'd let her tighten my nuts.
 
2013-02-20 11:04:46 AM  
CSB time:  Christmas stopped by my friends' Crossfit gym in Savannah, GA. She said she was just "passing through," now we know why...

From all accounts, a super friendly awesome lady.
 
2013-02-20 11:05:54 AM  

rickythepenguin: MFAWG: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Call me when the first really ugly woman enters into a predominately male sport. That's when equality will have been reached.

Milka Duno.


yeah, what a beast.


Look up.
 
2013-02-20 11:09:15 AM  
Christmas Abbott

Does she come twice a year?
 
2013-02-20 11:09:26 AM  
I would Stroker her Ace
 
2013-02-20 11:17:00 AM  
Studman69 me all you want, but I don't find her attractive.  Yeah, I like a fit woman.  But I still want my woman to, I don't know, look like a woman.  Muscles like that belong on dudes.

Just not my cup of tea, but obviously your mileage may vary.
 
2013-02-20 11:20:27 AM  
I'd let her Nascar reference my penis euphemism.
 
2013-02-20 11:20:44 AM  
She's crewing Jennifer Jo Cobb.

The odds of her having to actually complete a pit stop under race conditions are slim to none.

On the other hand, she will probably get to spend some time wielding a reciprocating saw and sledgehammer early in the event and then get to kick back and enjoy the rest of the race without feeling the pressure of possibly missing a lug with a good finish on the line.
 
2013-02-20 11:21:13 AM  
She can torque my lugnuts.
 
2013-02-20 11:21:33 AM  

Cubs300: Studman69 me all you want, but I don't find her attractive.  Yeah, I like a fit woman.  But I still want my woman to, I don't know, look like a woman.  Muscles like that belong on dudes.

Just not my cup of tea, but obviously your mileage may vary.


You'd probably prefer some CLB:

www.wodtalk.com

Camille LeBlanc Bazinet

/have mercy
 
2013-02-20 11:24:27 AM  

MFAWG: Look up.


ehhh.....i'll agree that her face isn't spectacular -- there are about as many "bad" pictures of her as there are good -- but she isn't ugly.  and she can photograph realy well.

i mean, give me katherine legge or ana beatriz if you want to talk about homely IndyCar drivers.
 
2013-02-20 11:25:22 AM  
Like the angry fist of God.
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2013-02-20 11:30:45 AM  
*Doesn't really approve. Really.*
 
2013-02-20 11:35:55 AM  
I'd give her a Christmas goose.
 
2013-02-20 11:40:18 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: *Doesn't really approve. Really.*


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2013-02-20 11:42:13 AM  
i1321.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-20 11:45:46 AM  
My bro-in-law has been in a Crossfit gym for about 8 months now and has tried to get me involved a few times. He doesn't talk about it much but is there most nights a week for an hour or so, seems pretty demanding/rigorous but he digs the "friendly competition" angle and he's in the best shape I've ever seen, and this is a guy who's done marathons and long-distance cycling and has been a diet/fish-oil/whey protein nut for the 10 years I've known him. He thankfully isn't one to talk your ear off about it though, unless you ask.

Can't say it isn't appealing, but I'm afraid I'm too lazy. Maybe the whole community aspect would do me some good. I like the idea though, although I hear a lot of remarks about the Crossfit stereotype... he's the only one I know doing it but from the nature of the thing and his descriptions it sounds like there's at least some of the "26 minutes" type dudes.
 
2013-02-20 11:46:23 AM  

MFAWG: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Call me when the first really ugly woman enters into a predominately male sport. That's when equality will have been reached.

Milka Duno.


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www.cryptomundo.com

I would fark that dude silly.
 
2013-02-20 11:55:54 AM  
this requires some research...when i am at home and free to GIS any person listed in this thread...and add the term 'topless' to it.

/not a bookmark..just an observation that one might be at a place where internet is monitored.
 
2013-02-20 11:59:26 AM  
if she got those choppers straightened, she'd be super cute

don't tell her I said that, I'm afraid of getting beat up
 
2013-02-20 12:01:02 PM  
Ugly face and no curves. No thanks
 
2013-02-20 12:01:05 PM  

Electromax: My bro-in-law has been in a Crossfit gym for about 8 months now and has tried to get me involved a few times. He doesn't talk about it much but is there most nights a week for an hour or so, seems pretty demanding/rigorous but he digs the "friendly competition" angle and he's in the best shape I've ever seen, and this is a guy who's done marathons and long-distance cycling and has been a diet/fish-oil/whey protein nut for the 10 years I've known him. He thankfully isn't one to talk your ear off about it though, unless you ask.

Can't say it isn't appealing, but I'm afraid I'm too lazy. Maybe the whole community aspect would do me some good. I like the idea though, although I hear a lot of remarks about the Crossfit stereotype... he's the only one I know doing it but from the nature of the thing and his descriptions it sounds like there's at least some of the "26 minutes" type dudes.


The ratio of 26-minute douches in Crossfit in comparison to your usual globo-gym is a lot less. Also, your typical workout usually takes about 26 minutes... Not including the stretching and instruction that takes place in every class.

I felt awkward about jumping into it as well--watching all the videos can be intimidating, but there are more "regular" people trying Crossfit every day. As for me, two years later, I'm 15 pounds lighter and in better shape than I've ever been in my life at age 29.  Imet a lot of awesome people who genuinely care about my fitness--and lost the friends that didn't, and started having FUN in the gym again. It's not a chore to go work out.

It can be pricey (upwards of $100 a month, depending on the gym) and I think that's where a lot of the "elitism" criticism comes from, but what those people don't realize that it's more expensive paying for a personal trainer one that doesn't have an Olympic weight lifting certification, like Crossfit coaches are *required* to have. My wife just got her Level 1 this week.

In short, it's more than just jumping around (like  tricycleracer's post would suggest) and I can't recommend it enough.
 
2013-02-20 12:02:56 PM  

rickythepenguin: MFAWG: Look up.

ehhh.....i'll agree that her face isn't spectacular -- there are about as many "bad" pictures of her as there are good -- but she isn't ugly.  and she can photograph realy well.

i mean, give me katherine legge or ana beatriz if you want to talk about homely IndyCar drivers.


You forget 'Sarah, short and plump'.
 
2013-02-20 12:11:06 PM  

star_topology: In short, it's more than just jumping around (like  tricycleracer's post would suggest) and I can't recommend it enough.


Post again when you destroy your knees
 
2013-02-20 12:17:04 PM  

SlothB77: This isn't the same girl, but is there any doubt this girl couldn't hold her own on a NASCAR pit crew?


These days? In Cup? Not a prayer, those pit crews are staffed by seriously elite athletes. The NFL combine also serves as a stat gathering session for Cup crew chiefs.
 
2013-02-20 12:22:04 PM  
I love how we keep making a huge deal out of women accomplishing things. Danica Patrick!!!
It just goes to prove that men and women are NOT equals, as we keep having to coo over a woman who actually does the same thing a man has done

Danica's been racing for years now. Why can't she be treated the same as the men?
 
2013-02-20 12:39:44 PM  

Timmy the Tumor: star_topology: In short, it's more than just jumping around (like  tricycleracer's post would suggest) and I can't recommend it enough.

Post again when you destroy your knees


Will do. I'm aware of how to take care of my knees due to strengthening and proper movement. :)
 
2013-02-20 12:42:29 PM  

star_topology: Imet a lot of awesome people who genuinely care about my fitness--and lost the friends that didn't,


If you can't grab a burger and beer because you're too busy doing Frans or Isabels or Lindas, yeah, you're going to lose your burger and beer friend.
 
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