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(TMZ)   Pictures of Christopher Dorner's dead body are being offered for sale by unnamed sellers. Looks like the LAPD wants to show everyone what happens when you cross them   (tmz.com ) divider line
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2013-02-20 06:40:32 AM  
Ffs.
 
2013-02-20 06:45:40 AM  
There should probably be a graphic description warning for those clicking on the link. Their description of what the images look like are described in pretty significant detail.
 
2013-02-20 08:16:36 AM  

Bontesla: There should probably be a graphic description warning for those clicking on the link. Their description of what the images look like are described in pretty significant detail.


The description is graphic!?

What is this, Victorian England? It's just an analysis of what the puctures show. It's not graphic, it's accurate and analytical. No emotion, no hyperbole, no adjectives.

It's the opposite of graphic. It's clinical.
 
2013-02-20 08:31:51 AM  
I remember reading something somewhere about members of the LAPD taking pictures of dead bodies for their personal use and amusement.  I just can't remember where.
 
2013-02-20 08:32:26 AM  
Graphic or Clinical..... I think this calls for someone in LAPD to go shoot up a random pickup truck, on somebody's part.
 
2013-02-20 08:32:34 AM  
Good to know that his penis is still intact
 
2013-02-20 08:33:09 AM  

doglover: It's the opposite of graphic.


Is it?  A thousand words are worth a picture.
 
2013-02-20 08:33:33 AM  

poe_zlaw: I remember reading something somewhere about members of the LAPD taking pictures of dead bodies for their personal use and amusement.  I just can't remember where.


I am convinced.
 
2013-02-20 08:34:26 AM  
Who would actually pay to see it?  Dude was just a small footnote in the history of this year.
 
2013-02-20 08:35:41 AM  
Will the shooter whine in Esquire a year from now?
 
2013-02-20 08:37:07 AM  

Bontesla: There should probably be a graphic description warning for those clicking on the link. Their description of what the images look like are described in pretty significant detail.


NSFReading?
 
2013-02-20 08:37:40 AM  

The Muthaship: poe_zlaw: I remember reading something somewhere about members of the LAPD taking pictures of dead bodies for their personal use and amusement.  I just can't remember where.

I am convinced.


Oh yes. That's right! It was some big black guy's manifesto.  I wonder what happened to him.
 
2013-02-20 08:38:24 AM  

nekom: Who would actually pay to see it?  Dude was just a small footnote in the history of this year.


Yeah! We got ten months to go, shirly we havn't blown our load.
 
2013-02-20 08:38:50 AM  

tomlennon: Bontesla: There should probably be a graphic description warning for those clicking on the link. Their description of what the images look like are described in pretty significant detail.

NSFReading?


NSFReally uptight people.
 
2013-02-20 08:39:18 AM  

The Muthaship: poe_zlaw: I remember reading something somewhere about members of the LAPD taking pictures of dead bodies for their personal use and amusement.  I just can't remember where.

I am convinced.


be hard for me to believe it did not happen
 
2013-02-20 08:39:33 AM  
I thought he was buried at sea.
 
2013-02-20 08:41:07 AM  
Spontaneous combustion.
 
2013-02-20 08:41:59 AM  
Coming soon to Rotten.com.
 
2013-02-20 08:43:09 AM  
When they couldn't find Dorner they just killed they   accidentally  burned a drifter.  Dorner is hiding out near the Salton sea
 
2013-02-20 08:46:28 AM  
Did he explode like the stay puft marshmallow man?
 
2013-02-20 08:48:49 AM  

poe_zlaw: I remember reading something somewhere about members of the LAPD taking pictures of dead bodies for their personal use and amusement.  I just can't remember where.


Closest I can think of is the CHP and Nikki Catsouras.
 
2013-02-20 08:49:45 AM  
Well, if it's "not illegal" for the police to deliberately try burning someone to death, then I guess there won't be any charges for profiting from said murder.
 
2013-02-20 08:51:39 AM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Well, if it's "not illegal" for the police to deliberately try burning someone to death, then I guess there won't be any charges for profiting from said murder.


No, no, the police didn't burn anyone. He committed suicide, then lit the house on fire after his death.
 
2013-02-20 08:51:44 AM  
Oh I'm completely convinced that TMZ didn't buy these photos. No they're not fabricating a story at all
 
2013-02-20 08:53:30 AM  
Rotten.com hasn' updated their Daily News for over 2 years:  http://www.dailyrotten.com/
 
2013-02-20 08:54:00 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: BraveNewCheneyWorld: Well, if it's "not illegal" for the police to deliberately try burning someone to death, then I guess there won't be any charges for profiting from said murder.

No, no, the police didn't burn anyone. He committed suicide, then lit the house on fire after his death.



No, no.  He tied his hands behind his back and got on his knees and emptied 30 rounds of 5.56 into the back of his head then set the cabin on fire.
 
2013-02-20 08:54:56 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: BraveNewCheneyWorld: Well, if it's "not illegal" for the police to deliberately try burning someone to death, then I guess there won't be any charges for profiting from said murder.

No, no, the police didn't burn anyone. He committed suicide, then lit the house on fire after his death.


sounds legit.
 
2013-02-20 08:55:17 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: BraveNewCheneyWorld: Well, if it's "not illegal" for the police to deliberately try burning someone to death, then I guess there won't be any charges for profiting from said murder.

No, no, the police didn't burn anyone. He committed suicide, then lit the house on fire after his death.


and then, after all the smoke cleared, he took his Iphone out, snapped a bunch of pics of his own dead, scorched body and just sent them to a bunch of cops whose names he still had in his contact list. THANK GOODNESS for group messaging, eh?
 
2013-02-20 08:57:38 AM  

Bontesla: There should probably be a graphic description warning for those clicking on the link. Their description of what the images look like are described in pretty significant detail.


Is it these words that you are concerned about:
eyeballs, chest area, penis, teeth, head, arm, leg
or is it these adjectives that keep you up at night:
gone, upper, charred, several, missing

Or is it the strategic placement of these words in a series of strings which we might want to call sentences?

It is a magic invention. Just imagine you can turn this jumble of letters into something fascinating: ukuc yfo
 
2013-02-20 08:59:32 AM  
In fact, Dorner's upper teeth were barely damaged ... which helped authorities ID the body.

Well isn't that handy.
 
2013-02-20 09:04:32 AM  
Anyone else find it odd how certain parts of his body were intact?
 
2013-02-20 09:07:28 AM  

hinten: Bontesla: There should probably be a graphic description warning for those clicking on the link. Their description of what the images look like are described in pretty significant detail.

Is it these words that you are concerned about:
eyeballs, chest area, penis, teeth, head, arm, leg
or is it these adjectives that keep you up at night:
gone, upper, charred, several, missing

Or is it the strategic placement of these words in a series of strings which we might want to call sentences?

It is a magic invention. Just imagine you can turn this jumble of letters into something fascinating: ukuc yfo


Hey put a TRIGGER WARNING on that. Now I have to go cry on the internet.
 
2013-02-20 09:11:05 AM  

FlyingBacon: Coming soon to Rotten.com.


I don't think Rotten is updated anymore, the gore on the internet is apparently hard to keep up with. I remember when Rotten had the most disgusting pics I'd ever seen - since then I've seen significantly worse than what's on that site.
 
2013-02-20 09:12:17 AM  

jennies1897: FlyingBacon: Coming soon to Rotten.com.

I don't think Rotten is updated anymore, the gore on the internet is apparently hard to keep up with. I remember when Rotten had the most disgusting pics I'd ever seen - since then I've seen significantly worse than what's on that site.


I still laugh whenever I think of potatoes and jelly.
/Summertime bloat on the other hand...
 
2013-02-20 09:14:02 AM  

tomlennon: Bontesla: There should probably be a graphic description warning for those clicking on the link. Their description of what the images look like are described in pretty significant detail.

NSFReading?


Only if you're the mother of a six year old girl and you want to treat your girl like she was still two years old and apply this standard for stunting your child's abilities to all other people of the world as well.

It's the least graphic thing I've read all day, including the time on an analogue clock.
 
2013-02-20 09:17:13 AM  

jennies1897: FlyingBacon: Coming soon to Rotten.com.

I don't think Rotten is updated anymore, the gore on the internet is apparently hard to keep up with. I remember when Rotten had the most disgusting pics I'd ever seen - since then I've seen significantly worse than what's on that site.


Everyone knows the best aggregated gore content is on reddit.

WARNING: NSFW/L, etc...
http://reddit.com/r/gore
http://reddit.com/r/morbidreality
 
2013-02-20 09:20:19 AM  
Artist's rendering:

multimedia.theforce.net
 
2013-02-20 09:21:16 AM  
RIP

www.blogcdn.com
 
2013-02-20 09:41:08 AM  
Again, the cops are proving Dorner right.
 
2013-02-20 09:41:49 AM  
www.mrbreakfast.com
 
2013-02-20 09:43:21 AM  

jfivealive: Good to know that his penis is still intact


But was it remarkable?
 
2013-02-20 09:48:24 AM  

jigger: Again, the cops are proving Dorner right.


And they're sending a mob-style message to anyone who doesn't like it
 
2013-02-20 10:09:23 AM  

A Terrible Human: Anyone else find it odd how certain parts of his body were intact?


I was wondering more about how certain parts weren't intact...

That may sound dumb, but in my defense, I am not educated on what kind of effects fire does to a corpse, whether that could cause some sort of dismemberment.

Anyone want to explain? lol
 
2013-02-20 10:17:14 AM  
The more I read about this, the more I believe that Dorner was the good guy in this whole clusterfark.
 
2013-02-20 10:19:50 AM  

WTFDYW: The more I read about this, the more I believe that Dorner was the good guy in this whole clusterfark.


Not every story has one.
 
2013-02-20 10:23:06 AM  
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-02-20 10:41:13 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: BraveNewCheneyWorld: Well, if it's "not illegal" for the police to deliberately try burning someone to death, then I guess there won't be any charges for profiting from said murder.

No, no, the police didn't burn anyone. He committed suicide, then lit the house on fire after his death.


I heard he shot himself first, then the dog.
 
2013-02-20 10:51:37 AM  
ds9.trekcore.com
 
2013-02-20 11:12:48 AM  
That LAPD, one classy act.
 
2013-02-20 11:31:06 AM  

jennies1897: FlyingBacon: Coming soon to Rotten.com.

I don't think Rotten is updated anymore, the gore on the internet is apparently hard to keep up with. I remember when Rotten had the most disgusting pics I'd ever seen - since then I've seen significantly worse than what's on that site.


THREADJACK

Yeah. Daily Rotten use to be one of my "visit everydays" until duder disappeared with nary a whisper to his fans (itsaconspiracy.jpg). I also used to browse the Rotten Library quite a bit, surprisingly good articles given the source, but that hasn't been updated in 4 or more years.

Really makes you wonder what happened to the guys Soylent. As I recall, Daily Rotten and the Library started grinding to a halt when NNDB started up. NNDB has steadily been adding content and features (their mapping features in particular are really cool), so I'm assuming that's where the former Rotten team are concentrating their efforts these days.

/threadjack
 
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