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(Marketwatch)   Herbalife 4Q up 12% on supplemental earnings   (marketwatch.com) divider line 15
    More: Spiffy, Herbalife, Herbalife 4Q, William Ackman, net sales, Carl Icahn, hedge fund managers, short position, Daniel Loeb  
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2013-02-20 08:19:30 AM  
Is Herbalife the company that sells pills to make your dong grow bigger?
 
2013-02-20 08:31:40 AM  

doczoidberg: Is Herbalife the company that sells pills to make your dong grow bigger?


It's like an unholy combination of AA and Amway, but for Hispanic fatties.  There's currently an epic hedgefund pissing contest going on over its stock, and the longs appear to be winning.
 
2013-02-20 08:58:53 AM  
its a pyramid scheme.
 
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2013-02-20 09:08:45 AM  

doczoidberg: Is Herbalife the company that sells pills to make your dong grow bigger?


It's the company that plasters signs everywhere you go inviting you to make ridiculous boatloads of cash working part time from home.
 
2013-02-20 09:16:51 AM  

Dr. Goldshnoz: its a pyramid scheme.


It's a pyramid scheme, but the suckers are its "salesmen", so the investors aren't necessarily hurting.

Also, it's selling a consumable good, so it's not as vulnerable to market saturation as Cutco.
 
2013-02-20 10:23:26 AM  
Health supplements, pseudo-science, self improvement, weight loss, spirituality, multi-level marketing .... it's the Perfect Storm of bullshiat.
 
2013-02-20 10:54:35 AM  
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Supplemental income?
 
2013-02-20 01:01:29 PM  

He_Hate_Me: doczoidberg: Is Herbalife the company that sells pills to make your dong grow bigger?

It's like an unholy combination of AA and Amway, but for Hispanic fatties.  There's currently an epic hedgefund pissing contest going on over its stock, and the longs appear to be winning.


Now now....i know lots of white fatties who sell it.
 
2013-02-20 01:02:28 PM  

doczoidberg: Is Herbalife the company that sells pills to make your dong grow bigger?


Just in a certian part of the male anatomy.
 
2013-02-20 01:11:22 PM  

He_Hate_Me: It's like an unholy combination of AA and Amway, but for Hispanic fatties.


AA, if not Scientology-level weird.
 
2013-02-20 03:05:26 PM  

Lawnchair: He_Hate_Me: It's like an unholy combination of AA and Amway, but for Hispanic fatties.

AA, if not Scientology-level weird.


Alcoholics Anonymous?
 
2013-02-20 03:33:31 PM  

LiquidTester: Lawnchair: He_Hate_Me: It's like an unholy combination of AA and Amway, but for Hispanic fatties.

AA, if not Scientology-level weird.

Alcoholics Anonymous?


As in the cult-vibe, yes.
 
2013-02-20 05:48:54 PM  
I remember my mother trying this stuff out in either the late 90s or early 00s, which means I tried the stuff out. I don't recall much, but as a skeptical adult, just the word "Herbalife" sets off the alarms. That said, it's still around? Wow.
 
2013-02-20 06:51:42 PM  

He_Hate_Me: and the longs appear to be winning.



*fingers crossed*

Got blown out my last few plays of these things. Hoping this one is different.
 
2013-02-20 10:48:51 PM  
It's no worse that World Ventures.
Dreamtrips is the biggest new scam of them all
 
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