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(Daily Mail)   Lindsay Lohan turns down a $200,000 gig because she thinks she's worth $500,000 and fairy tales can come true   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 29
    More: Unlikely, Lindsay Lohan, Mr. Pink, Dubai, birthday parties, Nicole Kidman, Charlie Sheen, amfAR, anger management  
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2013-02-20 08:24:44 AM  
quack
 
2013-02-20 08:26:20 AM  
 
2013-02-20 08:29:41 AM  
That's like someone who's been unemployed for six months still looking for that dream job.  Face it, if you're unemployed for six months, it ain't happening.
 
2013-02-20 08:53:53 AM  

Where have I seen these two before?

i.dailymail.co.uk



Oh I know!

southpawbeagle.files.wordpress.com
cdn.sheknows.com

Wait...

...

images1.wikia.nocookie.net

*head explodes*
 
2013-02-20 08:56:44 AM  
Mah gawd.
 
2013-02-20 08:58:13 AM  
TFA: The actress was humiliated when the news broke that she was living with Dina and she begged a pal to let her stay in his $6 million apartment in New York, where her neighbours include Nicole Kidman.

Man, Nicole Kidman's neighbor must really hate her.
 
2013-02-20 09:09:07 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

jesus, she looks 50!
 
2013-02-20 09:17:48 AM  
Looking like crap, Lindsay.
 
2013-02-20 09:18:50 AM  
Man, what happened to her face?!

It has deformed to a new low.
 
2013-02-20 09:54:14 AM  
Wow, beggars can't be choosers, Lindsay.
 
2013-02-20 10:33:28 AM  
$200k is not going to cover travel costs, blow, nightclubs and booze.
 
2013-02-20 10:40:16 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Where have I seen these two before?

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x850]

Oh I know!

[southpawbeagle.files.wordpress.com image 460x368]
[cdn.sheknows.com image 400x400]

Wait...

...

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 206x280]

*head explodes*


The mom actually looks younger. That's her on the right, right?
 
2013-02-20 10:41:28 AM  

FlashHarry: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x925]

jesus, she looks 50!


She looks like she's been working this corner all her life.
 
2013-02-20 10:57:56 AM  

trippycrazy12: Jim from Saint Paul: Where have I seen these two before?

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x850]

Oh I know!

[southpawbeagle.files.wordpress.com image 460x368]
[cdn.sheknows.com image 400x400]

Wait...

...

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 206x280]

*head explodes*

The mom actually looks younger. That's her on the right, right?


Yeah, that's MJ.
 
2013-02-20 11:23:59 AM  
This reminds me of why the world is probably a better place because I'm not some filthy rich billionaire. If I were, I'd pay Lohan $25 million to shoot a scene with Max Hardcore. She'd be set for years, wouldn't have to work again, could do all the blow and meth she wanted, have a nice house, nice cars to wreck. Granted, she'd then be known as the former child star who went into some of the filthiest, most depraved pornography ever, but it's a small price to pay for my amusement.

I'd also buy up one of those big Hollywood studios, and establish a rule: Tits or GTFO. This mostly applies to the likes of Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson, and all the other starlets who think they're too good for nude scenes. Dame Helen Mirren did nude scenes back in the day, and she's not only got Oscars, she's been freakin' knighted. Get over yourselves already.
 
2013-02-20 11:26:56 AM  

LectertheChef: This reminds me of why the world is probably a better place because I'm not some filthy rich billionaire. If I were, I'd pay Lohan $25 million to shoot a scene with Blackzilla. She'd be set for years, wouldn't have to work again, could do all the blow and meth she wanted, have a nice house, nice cars to wreck. Granted, she'd then be known as the former child star who went into some of the filthiest, most depraved pornography ever, but it's a small price to pay for my amusement.

I'd also buy up one of those big Hollywood studios, and establish a rule: Tits or GTFO. This mostly applies to the likes of Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson, and all the other starlets who think they're too good for nude scenes. Dame Helen Mirren did nude scenes back in the day, and she's not only got Oscars, she's been freakin' knighted. Get over yourselves already.


FTFY
 
2013-02-20 11:35:55 AM  

Evil Mackerel: LectertheChef: This reminds me of why the world is probably a better place because I'm not some filthy rich billionaire. If I were, I'd pay Lohan $25 million to shoot a scene with Blackzilla. She'd be set for years, wouldn't have to work again, could do all the blow and meth she wanted, have a nice house, nice cars to wreck. Granted, she'd then be known as the former child star who went into some of the filthiest, most depraved pornography ever, but it's a small price to pay for my amusement.

I'd also buy up one of those big Hollywood studios, and establish a rule: Tits or GTFO. This mostly applies to the likes of Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson, and all the other starlets who think they're too good for nude scenes. Dame Helen Mirren did nude scenes back in the day, and she's not only got Oscars, she's been freakin' knighted. Get over yourselves already.

FTFY


Amanda Bynes would do it for far less... so I've heard
 
2013-02-20 12:11:22 PM  

SithLord: That's like someone who's been unemployed for six months still looking for that dream job.  Face it, if you're unemployed for six months, it ain't happening.


She's holding out for middle management
 
2013-02-20 12:23:57 PM  
She's worth about 50$, and that's only if she does anal.
 
2013-02-20 12:40:33 PM  

LectertheChef: This reminds me of why the world is probably a better place because I'm not some filthy rich billionaire. If I were, I'd pay Lohan $25 million to shoot a scene with Max Hardcore. She'd be set for years, wouldn't have to work again, could do all the blow and meth she wanted, have a nice house, nice cars to wreck. Granted, she'd then be known as the former child star who went into some of the filthiest, most depraved pornography ever, but it's a small price to pay for my amusement.


She wouldn't take it, although she probably should. The clock is ticking for Lindsay. Her value was in her fresh-faced looks and that's fading fast. Her reputation in terms of working on movies is shot - she's working on a Kickstarter-funded movie with a failed director and a porn star, and it's public knowledge about her just going off set to party or turning up late, which just ain't going to restore that.

On top of that, she's living the Chateau Marmont lifestyle AND has addiction problems. My guess, she's going to be escorting within 5 years, working very discretely for rich guys who like the idea of banging someone from Hollywood. But that will fade over time. I think she'll have to fall a long way before she looks at her life and straightens it out.
 
2013-02-20 12:55:28 PM  
Maybe she should move in with Diamond Dallas Page...he seems to be pretty good at dealing with lost causes.
 
2013-02-20 01:25:46 PM  
What fool is offering this woman 200k to do anything?
 
2013-02-20 01:45:22 PM  
$500,000.00?
t.qkme.me
 
2013-02-20 02:55:05 PM  

rubi_con_man: She's worth about 50$, and that's only if she does anal.


A quality hooker who does anal is going to set you back $250... but that's for quality, so $50 sounds about right.

for the record, I once held out hope for her... not so much anymore.
 
2013-02-20 03:27:42 PM  

Old enough to know better: What fool is offering this woman 200k to do anything?


I don't know what is sadder: that she'll probably give in and take the $200K to show up for a promo party or that she'll burn through in in a few weeks.
 
2013-02-20 04:10:03 PM  

Old enough to know better: What fool is offering this woman 200k to do anything?


No shiat. Especially since there are starving "actors" all around Hollywood who will do anything for 10k.
 
2013-02-20 04:32:12 PM  

farkeruk: LectertheChef: This reminds me of why the world is probably a better place because I'm not some filthy rich billionaire. If I were, I'd pay Lohan $25 million to shoot a scene with Max Hardcore. She'd be set for years, wouldn't have to work again, could do all the blow and meth she wanted, have a nice house, nice cars to wreck. Granted, she'd then be known as the former child star who went into some of the filthiest, most depraved pornography ever, but it's a small price to pay for my amusement.

She wouldn't take it, although she probably should. The clock is ticking for Lindsay. Her value was in her fresh-faced looks and that's fading fast. Her reputation in terms of working on movies is shot - she's working on a Kickstarter-funded movie with a failed director and a porn star, and it's public knowledge about her just going off set to party or turning up late, which just ain't going to restore that.

On top of that, she's living the Chateau Marmont lifestyle AND has addiction problems. My guess, she's going to be escorting within 5 years, working very discretely for rich guys who like the idea of banging someone from Hollywood. But that will fade over time. I think she'll have to fall a long way before she looks at her life and straightens it out.


Too late... Rumor has it her mom is her pimp & she's been a "high class" call girl for billionaires. Personally I wouldn't touch her diseased ass with subby's wang.

/What you guys won't do for a little tail smh
 
2013-02-20 04:53:26 PM  
Yeah uh Shannon Doughtery is doing the online college ad. It is what happens when you hold out for freaking fairy tales. LOL
 
2013-02-20 05:35:14 PM  

LonMead: $500,000.00?
[t.qkme.me image 310x250]


Was that before or after he brings in his buddy who is an expert on cokehead child actors?
 
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