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2013-02-19 11:52:25 PM  
Who makes waffles in an oven?
 
2013-02-20 12:01:20 AM  

feckingmorons: Who makes waffles in an oven?


What kind of retard leaves ammo in the oven?
 
2013-02-20 12:03:02 AM  
Rule #1: The oven us ALWAYS loaded.
 
2013-02-20 12:08:21 AM  
Total noob. People who have been there and done that slather them in napalm before putting them in the oven.
 
2013-02-20 12:10:42 AM  
Ok Still trying to figure out Why The F you place a gun, magazine ammo etc onto an oven?  The I have done this to pistol frames and slides to hot blue them or to powder coat neither of which you do to tactical Tupperware
 
2013-02-20 12:35:27 AM  
where does it mention her boyfriend subby?
 
2013-02-20 12:43:48 AM  

calbert: where does it mention her boyfriend subby?


You have to be pretty close to a guy before he lets you fix waffles in his ammo storage locker!
 
2013-02-20 12:51:22 AM  
Another responsible gun owner heard from.
 
2013-02-20 12:56:49 AM  
It's a clip, dumb ass, magazines are for reading in the waiting room.
 
2013-02-20 01:02:05 AM  
This is why we shouldn't ban high-temperature magazines
 
2013-02-20 01:09:01 AM  

Azlefty: Ok Still trying to figure out Why The F you place a gun, magazine ammo etc onto an oven?


So the toddler won't get into them, dumbass.
 
2013-02-20 01:09:57 AM  
South St Pete people problems
 
2013-02-20 01:10:46 AM  

Rev.K: feckingmorons: Who makes waffles in an oven?

What kind of retard leaves ammo in the oven?


I had an asshole roommate who left pizza boxes full of pizza in the oven.  It was the most delicious smelling reason I've ever had to use a fire extinguisher in my life.
 
2013-02-20 01:12:01 AM  
 
2013-02-20 01:17:29 AM  

Rev.K: feckingmorons: Who makes waffles in an oven?

What kind of retard leaves ammo in the oven?


The kind with a conceal-carry permit, apparently.

"Sandy, who has a permit to carry a concealed weapon, confirmed Walker's story."
 
2013-02-20 01:30:26 AM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Homes with guns are 12 times more likely to have household members or guests killed or injured by the weapon than by an intruder.


How many more times more fun are they though?
 
2013-02-20 01:35:55 AM  
What kind of retard buys a gun chambered in .45 ACP that isn't either a 1911 or a Thompson SMG?

It's unamerican, I tell you!
 
2013-02-20 01:42:06 AM  
Lol, Nina on his soap box yelling at anyone who will listen.
 
2013-02-20 02:12:21 AM  
Drivers are 10000x more likely to get into car accidents than people who don't drive, more at 11
 
2013-02-20 02:31:56 AM  
Well, glocks ARE tactical tupperware, can you blame him for putting it with the other polymer cookware?
 
2013-02-20 02:55:28 AM  

ultraholland: Rule #1: The oven us ALWAYS loaded.


Hehehehehe.
 
2013-02-20 03:12:44 AM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Homes with guns are 12 times more likely to have household members or guests killed or injured by the weapon than by an intruder.


Obviously we should ban household members and guests.
 
2013-02-20 03:51:17 AM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Homes with guns are 12 times more likely to have household members or guests killed or injured by the weapon than by an intruder.


Well by all means, keep guns out of your household then! If you see a gun in your home as a threat to the occupants then don't have a gun!
And what happened to 43:1? Didn't hold up to any scrutiny? I wonder how 12:1 will do. Poorly, I'd imagine.
 
2013-02-20 04:01:34 AM  
He prolly stashed it in there to hide it temporarily but, more interestingly, how did exploding bullets manage to punch through a clip, a wooden case and through the oven door?? It's my understanding that a bullet tossed into a fire isn't particularly dangerous. The bullet needs a barrel to make it speed forward otherwise the round just pops. Those fragments in her chest I bet were from the case and not the bullet and I just can't see how those pieces busted through all those barriers.
 
2013-02-20 04:05:12 AM  

propasaurus: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Homes with guns are 12 times more likely to have household members or guests killed or injured by the weapon than by an intruder.

Obviously we should ban household members and guests.


And when you subtract suicides and purposeful homicide it makes a much less brainwashy talking point.
 
2013-02-20 04:05:45 AM  
 
Skr
2013-02-20 04:08:20 AM  
Before preheating it, I always check my oven for the presence of firearms. There is always a non-zero chance that a clown came in and stashed a gun in my oven.
 
2013-02-20 04:08:55 AM  

ultraholland: Rule #1: The oven us ALWAYS loaded.


I'm glad I'm not the only one drinking tonight.

Anyway, news at 11 dumb people do dumb stuff.
 
2013-02-20 04:09:44 AM  
Still not as dangerous as piping hot pizza rolls.
 
2013-02-20 04:12:41 AM  

Skr: Before preheating it, I always check my oven for the presence of firearms. There is always a non-zero chance that a clown came in and stashed a gun in my oven.


Very true given enough time almost anything could be put in you're oven so always check.
/I learned that from the recent meteor threads, it's unlikely but the chance isn't zero.
 
2013-02-20 04:17:45 AM  

Popcorn Johnny: It's a clip, dumb ass, magazines are for reading in the waiting room.





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Also, I think the oven test was the only one not done by this guy...

Link
 
2013-02-20 04:22:41 AM  
anyone with a lazy housewife knows to check the oven for dirty pots.
anyone with kids knows to check the oven for toys
anyone with friends on a three day binge who need sleep know to check the oven for ammo
 
2013-02-20 04:24:55 AM  
Yep, and this idiot is why so many of us out here are afraid of gun owners.


Popcorn Johnny: It's a clip, dumb ass, magazines are for reading in the waiting room.


Just FYI, 90% of us don't really give a fark what its called. Its a bullet holding thing.
 
2013-02-20 04:25:40 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Drivers are 10000x more likely to get into car accidents than people who don't drive, more at 11


While driving is an almost essential part of life, having a gun in the house is not.
 
2013-02-20 04:40:43 AM  

Popcorn Johnny: It's a clip, dumb ass, magazines are for reading in the waiting room.


It's a magazine, dumb ass, a clip is what you put into the magazine.
 
2013-02-20 04:40:47 AM  
Didn't this happen last year or do people regularlystore guns and ammo in ovens?
 
2013-02-20 04:45:59 AM  

Pert: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Drivers are 10000x more likely to get into car accidents than people who don't drive, more at 11

While driving is an almost essential part of life, having a gun in the house is not.


Hmmm, you say you live in the UK, I believe it. Hell what would you people do with guns anyway, you left 'em all on the beach at Dunkirk.
/Sorry, but really....
 
2013-02-20 04:47:56 AM  

lewismarktwo: propasaurus: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Homes with guns are 12 times more likely to have household members or guests killed or injured by the weapon than by an intruder.

Obviously we should ban household members and guests.

And when you subtract suicides and purposeful homicide it makes a much less brainwashy talking point.


And when you subtract collisions with other cars or stationary objects, driving is really, really safe. Did you even read your own post?
 
2013-02-20 05:02:41 AM  

BronyMedic: Well, glocks ARE tactical tupperware, can you blame him for putting it with the other polymer cookware?


Glock AR-47 tactical assault cookware! It was bound to happen!
 
2013-02-20 05:08:32 AM  

Gyrfalcon: BronyMedic: Well, glocks ARE tactical tupperware, can you blame him for putting it with the other polymer cookware?

Glock AR-47 tactical assault cookware! It was bound to happen!


Does it come with a non-stick surface and is it good for making omelets?
/If so I want ; )
 
2013-02-20 05:09:16 AM  

Frank N Stein: What kind of retard buys a gun chambered in .45 ACP that isn't either a 1911 or a Thompson SMG?

It's unamerican, I tell you!


My brother owned a Springfield XD in .45ACP, but he's an idiot. Me, I'm a fan of .40S&W (SIGs, mostly) and 9mm and its derivatives (I really want a PPK/S...). Still an American.
 
2013-02-20 05:17:08 AM  
I blew up our microwave newyears day.

I tried to boil some eggs in a sturdy measuring cup - so when the eggs simultaneously egg-sploded, the cup made it all seem like a shape charge.
The upvards expansion of gasses and gunk propelled the measuring cup down into the glass plate, which shattered and mixed itself into the thousands of shards - it was quite loud and the spice rack ontop of the oven toppled over.

The glass measuring cup survived.

In unrelated news have a new microwave now.
 
2013-02-20 05:25:31 AM  

Old enough to know better: Yep, and this idiot is why so many of us out here are afraid of gun owners.


Popcorn Johnny: It's a clip, dumb ass, magazines are for reading in the waiting room.

Just FYI, 90% of us don't really give a fark what its called. Its a bullet holding thing.


Gun-fappers like to think that their petty technical expertise about boring details of guns make their social and political opinions about them somehow more valid - just another example of how they aren't very bright.
 
2013-02-20 06:02:56 AM  
Always blow on the gun. Safer communities together.

att.1000fr.net
 
2013-02-20 06:05:34 AM  
This is why I always keep MY gun in the microwave.
 
2013-02-20 06:06:14 AM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Rev.K: feckingmorons: Who makes waffles in an oven?

What kind of retard leaves ammo in the oven?

The kind with a conceal-carry permit, apparently.

"Sandy, who has a permit to carry a concealed weapon, confirmed Walker's story."


So, he concealed it in the oven. Mystery solved.
 
2013-02-20 06:07:10 AM  

doosh: He prolly stashed it in there to hide it temporarily but, more interestingly, how did exploding bullets manage to punch through a clip, a wooden case and through the oven door?? It's my understanding that a bullet tossed into a fire isn't particularly dangerous. The bullet needs a barrel to make it speed forward otherwise the round just pops. Those fragments in her chest I bet were from the case and not the bullet and I just can't see how those pieces busted through all those barriers.


Storing firearms in ovens is a pretty stupid thing for someone to do.

A cartridge tossed into a fire isn't really all that dangerous -- the bullet is (usually) much more massive than the powder and case, so the powder burns, expands, and the case pops off at relatively low velocity while the bullet itself doesn't move much. A cartridge (or a bunch of them) stored in a magazine may be more dangerous, as the casings have nowhere to go and many magazines don't allow for the bullet and casing to separate -- it certainly seems plausible that pressure in the case could build up to the point where it explodes with some force. Combine several exploding cases and the magazine body itself could fragment. It'd be interesting to see how feasible this really is (under safe, controlled conditions, of course).
  

jso2897: Gun-fappers like to think that their petty technical expertise about boring details of guns make their social and political opinions about them somehow more valid - just another example of how they aren't very bright.


The magazine/clip debate has been going on forever and is ultimately pretty meaningless, I agree.

However, when you have legislators who don't understand the basics of what they're trying to regulate (such as the difference between "automatic" and "semi-automatic" firearms and Carolyn McCarthy's famously incorrect description of a barrel shroud as "the shoulder thing that goes up") then its not unreasonable for people to get annoyed and conclude that the legislators don't understand what they're talking about.

I don't expect politicians to be expert mechanics in order to be qualified to make laws about driving and roads, but I do expect them to at least have some basic understanding about how cars work and are used before passing such laws -- you'd rightfully conclude that a person is uninformed if they called a wheel an "engine" or referred to a compact car as a "semi-truck". Before mandating that all cars have anti-lock brakes or debating the merits of such a law in Congress, you'd expect them to at least understand the basic concept of what anti-lock brakes do ("They detect if one or more wheels has locked up while braking and automatically adjust brake power to that wheel in order to minimize locking, improve steering control, and prevent uncontrolled skidding.").

I don't expect them to be network engineers to pass laws about telephone networks or the internet, but they really should have a basic understanding of how the telephone system or the internet works. Same thing with guns.

Without a basic understanding of a topic how could one be expected to have an informed discussion on it or pass effective laws?
 
2013-02-20 06:08:46 AM  
(Follow-up to my previous post.)

Wow, the new Fark formatting toolbar can mangle text formatting a bit. That's a bit annoying.

/should probably use preview
 
2013-02-20 06:15:58 AM  

lewismarktwo: propasaurus: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Homes with guns are 12 times more likely to have household members or guests killed or injured by the weapon than by an intruder.

Obviously we should ban household members and guests.

And when you subtract suicides and purposeful homicide it makes a much less brainwashy talking point.


"purposeful homicide" is a new phrase to me. please, what does it mean, and why should they be subtracted from the big statistic? I understand suicides skew the number because they are an on-purpose willing thing. thanks in advance.
 
2013-02-20 06:19:11 AM  

lewismarktwo: propasaurus: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Homes with guns are 12 times more likely to have household members or guests killed or injured by the weapon than by an intruder.

Obviously we should ban household members and guests.

And when you subtract suicides and purposeful homicide it makes a much less brainwashy talking point.


Of course. Why would we have any interest in impeding suicides or purposeful homicides. The lame stream MSM media keeps portraying them as bad things, that's why.
 
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