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(Daily Mail)   New microchip implanted in the eye can help the blind see, be tracked by the CIA   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 38
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2013-02-20 12:01:08 AM
...find Sarah Connor
 
2013-02-20 12:33:45 AM
At least if things go wrong it's easily removable with common household objects like spoons or ice cream scoops.
 
2013-02-20 12:42:00 AM
Does it make that cool doot-doot-doot-doot-doot sound when it focuses?
 
2013-02-20 01:17:38 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Does it make that cool doot-doot-doot-doot-doot sound when it focuses?


i1.kym-cdn.com

APPROVES!
 
2013-02-20 01:29:25 AM
CSB: At my first duty station in the Army I was stateside. After a littel more than a year I was transferred to Germany. About a year later a guy that I had worked with at the first place got in touch with me and we arranged to have him come over to my place. We were drinking and reminiscing when we decided to go for a walk - a long walk - and came upon a small fest. So we joined them, drank some more, sang a bit and just had a good time in general. After a while we left, by that point we were both pretty wasted. My friend had an occasional twitch in his left eye, that night it was twitching quite a bit. He spent the walk back whining and complaining that the CIA had implanted a camera behind that eye and every time it twitched it was the CIA taking a picture. He went on and on about this and how it had screwed up his life and made him so miserable. I let him sleep it off at my place, in the morning he was on his way. We never spoke again.
 
2013-02-20 02:03:20 AM
Soon....

upload.wikimedia.org

upload.wikimedia.org

wakaba.c3.cx
 
2013-02-20 05:20:25 AM
www.onnouscachetout.com
 
2013-02-20 05:21:48 AM
Does it display power levels as well?
 
2013-02-20 05:46:07 AM
mmm. maybe the next model love doll will glance up and look you in the eye.
 
2013-02-20 05:46:33 AM
mark of the beast
 
2013-02-20 05:53:33 AM

flamingboar: Does it display power levels as well?


Only up to 8,999.99
 
2013-02-20 05:56:53 AM

INeedAName: flamingboar: Does it display power levels as well?

Only up to 8,999.99


So close

/yet so far
 
2013-02-20 06:02:45 AM

BronyMedic: Soon....

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came for this.

 
2013-02-20 06:12:26 AM

TanSau: BronyMedic: Soon....

[upload.wikimedia.org image 640x352]

[upload.wikimedia.org image 640x360]

[wakaba.c3.cx image 256x256]

came for this.


Goddamn interceptors.
 
2013-02-20 06:13:48 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Does it make that cool doot-doot-doot-doot-doot sound when it focuses?


We can fix him. We have the technology.
 
2013-02-20 06:19:02 AM
so  anyways ... enough about that story.
 
2013-02-20 06:23:14 AM
Always wondered... can people born blind or who lost sight very early in life dream?
 
2013-02-20 07:26:27 AM
Here it is being installed
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2013-02-20 07:37:36 AM
Still no cure for Retinopathy of Prematurity... well, it's a step in the right direction at least.

/sadly walks off
//tap tap tap
 
2013-02-20 07:42:41 AM
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Steve Austin, a man barely alive....

Why is he smiling?

He had one of those insurance policies that only pays off if you lose an arm, both legs, and an eye on the way to the moon.
 
2013-02-20 07:44:06 AM
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Ecstatic over the thought of being able to see.
 
2013-02-20 08:05:56 AM
As somebody who has had a "chip" medically implanted in his eye, I can say it was not the best experience of my life.

I had a tumor inside my eyeball, which required radiation treatment. They put a radioactive "plaque" underneath the tumor, which required them to basically take my eye out, cutting some of the muscle in the process. Beyond the discomfort I experienced for the week it was in (even as small as it was, sewn to the back of my eyeball), when my eyes lose focus, that eye goes askew - most likely from the muscles having been cut.

I'm sure this technology is promising, but there are a lot more issues beyond the interface working.
 
2013-02-20 08:12:20 AM
www.dpl-surveillance-equipment.com
 
2013-02-20 08:15:25 AM

doosh: Always wondered... can people born blind or who lost sight very early in life dream?


Sure, why not? Their dreams will just use different sensory data like smell or aural.
 
2013-02-20 08:45:23 AM

qorkfiend: doosh: Always wondered... can people born blind or who lost sight very early in life dream?

Sure, why not? Their dreams will just use different sensory data like smell or aural.


They would have to, dreams are part of mental health and growth.  It can't be truly explained, but dreams are part of why we can hold reality together for ourselves.

/I am not a psychologist, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express
 
2013-02-20 09:35:02 AM
As long as I can have 6502 assembler code scrolling through my view while I use it I am ok with this.
 
2013-02-20 10:38:04 AM
I never asked for this.
 
2013-02-20 11:08:28 AM

rnatalie: [upload.wikimedia.org image 200x254] \

Ecstatic over the thought of being able to see.


Probably would've stopped her from crashing in the Pacific.
 
2013-02-20 11:35:30 AM
www.kitguru.net
 
2013-02-20 11:40:28 AM

Philbb: CSB: At my first duty station in the Army I was stateside. After a littel more than a year I was transferred to Germany. About a year later a guy that I had worked with at the first place got in touch with me and we arranged to have him come over to my place. We were drinking and reminiscing when we decided to go for a walk - a long walk - and came upon a small fest. So we joined them, drank some more, sang a bit and just had a good time in general. After a while we left, by that point we were both pretty wasted. My friend had an occasional twitch in his left eye, that night it was twitching quite a bit. He spent the walk back whining and complaining that the CIA had implanted a camera behind that eye and every time it twitched it was the CIA taking a picture. He went on and on about this and how it had screwed up his life and made him so miserable. I let him sleep it off at my place, in the morning he was on his way. We never spoke again.



My uncle is totally coherent, and seems entirely normal for all intents and purposes. He is also entirely convinced that the government has machines that can control any weather and that they generated Katrina to wipe out New Orleans.

That sort of break with reality is deeply disturbing to me because it could ostensibly happen to anyone, and all efforts to reassure the suffering person are usually met with suspicion that you're "one of them."

Mental illness is scary. BTW, he gots guns too. Just sayin'.
 
2013-02-20 02:27:16 PM
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Approves.
 
2013-02-20 02:45:41 PM
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Sure, why not? Their dreams will just use different sensory data like smell or aural.

They would have to, dreams are part of mental health and growth. It can't be truly fully explained yet, but dreams are part of why we can hold reality together for ourselves.


FTFY. Neurology is still an infant science, we'll figure it out in time.
 
2013-02-20 05:51:27 PM
It's not like the blind were hard to track before the implants
 
2013-02-20 06:22:30 PM
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Eye never asked for this.
 
2013-02-21 07:13:48 AM

MythDragon: Here it is being installed
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that's an eye phone retard
 
2013-02-21 09:11:16 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: MythDragon: Here it is being installed
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that's an eye phone retard


Thanks Mr. Every-photo-posted-must-be-a-literal-representation-of-the-thing-I-am- referencing, for pointing that out. I had no eyedea.
 
2013-02-21 07:48:23 PM

MythDragon: Jon iz teh kewl: MythDragon: Here it is being installed
[images.wikia.com image 456x288]

that's an eye phone retard

Thanks Mr. Every-photo-posted-must-be-a-literal-representation-of-the-thing-I-am- referencing, for pointing that out. I had no eyedea.


try posting that to the eyeDEA it's SCHEDULE II biatchES!!
 
2013-02-22 01:36:14 PM
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