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(New York Daily News)   Could this be the stupidest Starbucks Coffee customer ever   (nydailynews.com) divider line 113
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2013-02-19 11:59:10 PM  
Something something sliding scale something something differing degrees of stupidity something something burned crap something something sheeple.
 
2013-02-20 12:01:44 AM  
Is that even possible?
 
2013-02-20 12:14:02 AM  
That's expensive toilet water.
 
2013-02-20 12:20:31 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Is that even possible?


Ask stupid.. Seems so, not that I would try it.

/my supervisor  once gave me a $100 Starbucks gift card to reward me for my dedication to 11 and 12 hour days

/was not amused. told him him I work advertising because of it's passion.
 
2013-02-20 12:22:06 AM  
Dude got it for free, he can't be that dumb.

Now granted, you'd have to pay me to drink Starbucks, but still.
 
2013-02-20 12:28:52 AM  
I wonder how many screenplays that got written into as it happened?
 
2013-02-20 12:40:10 AM  
Something tells me that this guy wouldn't know good coffee if I threw it in his face
 
2013-02-20 12:42:04 AM  
He didn't pay for it and got his face in the paper and a neat story to tell his grand kids. What a farking idiot.
 
2013-02-20 01:32:34 AM  
Bullshiat. You can't fit all of that crap into one cup. Unless they put it into multiple cups.
 
2013-02-20 01:35:34 AM  

bambi121899: Bullshiat. You can't fit all of that crap into one cup. Unless they put it into multiple cups.


If only there were some sort of lengthy explanation, perhaps accompanied by photographs, attached to each of the headlines that might provide more detailed information, such as what sort of cup he used.

You should suggest it to Drew.
 
2013-02-20 01:37:01 AM  

AlwaysRightBoy: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Is that even possible?

Ask stupid.. Seems so, not that I would try it.

/my supervisor  once gave me a $100 Starbucks gift card to reward me for my dedication to 11 and 12 hour days

/was not amused. told him him I work advertising because of it's passion.


How DARE your supervisor do what he could to reward you for being a good employee.  You should quit.
 
2013-02-20 01:38:13 AM  

AlwaysRightBoy: /my supervisor  once gave me a $100 Starbucks gift card to reward me for my dedication to 11 and 12 hour days

/was not amused. told him him I work advertising because of it's passion.


Really? Someone said "Thank you for your work" and you said "fark you, the work is my only reward"?
 
2013-02-20 01:38:27 AM  
[He] didn't try to down it all at once. He said he was able to drink about half over several days.

Mmm, stale frou-frou coffee.
 
2013-02-20 01:39:09 AM  
Helluvan enema.
 
2013-02-20 01:39:19 AM  
So what's stopping somebody from showing up with a milk jug and ordering 200 shots of espresso?
 
2013-02-20 01:40:24 AM  
What the shiat.
 
2013-02-20 01:42:09 AM  
So, the trick to ordering the 'world's most expensive Starbucks' drink' is to just add a shiat-ton of shots of whatever?

/never had anything from Starbucks'
//wishes Starbucks' customers would have simultaneous heart attacks during their morning commute
///unplugs internet, goes to bed
 
2013-02-20 01:42:14 AM  

wiredmaverick: So what's stopping somebody from showing up with a milk jug and ordering 200 shots of espresso?


Sense?
 
2013-02-20 01:42:38 AM  
I can't frap to this!
 
2013-02-20 01:43:17 AM  

SilentStrider: Dude got it for free, he can't be that dumb.


You are correct, sir.
 
2013-02-20 01:44:28 AM  
Everyone who goes to Starbucks is a farking douche, dipshiat, hipster or Fark-up. Trust me. I see them all 5 or 6 times a day when I get my grande no-fat latte extra foam
 
2013-02-20 01:44:51 AM  
This is dumb. People who complain about it because they're upset they didn't do it first/wouldn't do it first are more dumb. Lorem ipso facto, everyone is dumb. The end.
 
2013-02-20 01:46:44 AM  
The whole thing sounds gay.
 
2013-02-20 01:47:10 AM  

wiredmaverick: So what's stopping somebody from showing up with a milk jug and ordering 200 shots of espresso?


Not six minute abs!  It has to be seven!
 
2013-02-20 01:48:56 AM  
I'll bet he didn't tip.
 
2013-02-20 01:49:46 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I can't frap to this!


I like this a latte
 
2013-02-20 01:50:18 AM  
Oh, Enumclaw. You're not just useful for stupid programming jokes anymore.
 
2013-02-20 01:50:59 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Oh, Enumclaw. You're not just useful for stupid programming jokes anymore.


Must... not... bring up... Mr. Hands.

Oops.
 
2013-02-20 01:52:40 AM  

LordOfThePings: AverageAmericanGuy: Oh, Enumclaw. You're not just useful for stupid programming jokes anymore.

Must... not... bring up... Mr. Hands.

Oops.


I said useful. Not.. oh god..

badfic.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-20 01:54:35 AM  
Could you even drink such a mess?  Go Lytely sound more appetizing.
 
2013-02-20 01:55:51 AM  

wiredmaverick: So what's stopping somebody from showing up with a milk jug and ordering 200 shots of espresso?


Time, perhaps.  The "25-second draw" is the ideal when making a shot of espresso.  Let's assume the barista has a double-nozzle machine, and that they can tamp and load the grounds in about 15 seconds.  So 40 seconds per two shots makes almost seven minutes of work at the machine, during which the other customers may be getting very annoyed.  And that's not adjusting for a new trainee, or for something going wrong with the machine, or for running out of beans...

/not actually a barista
//wouldn't be able to deal with angry caffeine-deprived people
///can barely stand myself when I'm decaffeinated
 
2013-02-20 01:57:32 AM  
This is all he could think to do on his birthday?  I prefer to get some chinese then get shiat faced drunk.
 
2013-02-20 01:57:57 AM  

Popcorn Johnny: He didn't pay for it and got his face in the paper



Umm...

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-20 01:59:23 AM  

NeoBad: Could you even drink such a mess?  Go Lytely sound more appetizing.


Haven't you seen Beerfest? You train for this by drinking yak piss.
 
2013-02-20 01:59:27 AM  

AlwaysRightBoy: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Is that even possible?

Ask stupid.. Seems so, not that I would try it.

/my supervisor  once gave me a $100 Starbucks gift card to reward me for my dedication to 11 and 12 hour days

/was not amused. told him him I work advertising because of it's passion.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-20 02:00:37 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Something something sliding scale something something differing degrees of stupidity something something burned crap something something sheeple.


PN? are you still around? thought you'd shuffled off this mortal coil, or the Fark equivalent thereof
 
2013-02-20 02:03:50 AM  
 
2013-02-20 02:04:32 AM  

mjjt: Pocket Ninja: Something something sliding scale something something differing degrees of stupidity something something burned crap something something sheeple.

PN? are you still around? thought you'd shuffled off this mortal coil, or the Fark equivalent thereof


That post was apparently ghostwritten.
 
2013-02-20 02:07:53 AM  
When you read the ingredients, it sounds more like dessert than a beverage.
 
2013-02-20 02:08:19 AM  
 
2013-02-20 02:15:16 AM  
After drinking the coffee, the Starbucks customer then took a very long nap...
www.halloweenforum.com
 
2013-02-20 02:16:31 AM  
How about tons of shots without all that other crap? At least it would be drinkable.

api.ning.com
 
2013-02-20 02:17:22 AM  
So he got 40 shots of espresso? I'll take 41

#winning!
 
2013-02-20 02:18:09 AM  
Did you ever notice how many Starbucks there are?
What's that about?

/badaam tish!
/My name is Dennis Miller and I'll be here all week.
 
2013-02-20 02:19:51 AM  

RobertBruce: That's expensive toilet water.


It's a cheap hand blow job.
 
2013-02-20 02:20:14 AM  
Sorry. This link will work better...

Link
 
2013-02-20 02:20:19 AM  
You would think a guy using his free birthday beverage coupon to see how much he could cost Starbucks would be a hero to the anti-Starbucks, coffee snob Fark brigade.
 
2013-02-20 02:21:33 AM  
criticalmas.com
 
2013-02-20 02:22:12 AM  

SilentStrider: Dude got it for free, he can't be that dumb.

Now granted, you'd have to pay me to drink Starbucks, but still.


Their espresso drinks aren't pure burned crap like their drip coffee.
However they fark you on their sizes... At Peets a small is one shot, a med is who shots and a large is three shots of espresso. At starbucks a Small is one shot, a medium is two shots and  Large is *TWO* shots of espresso. It just has more sugar, not more wake-up-and-go!

those conniving assholes. And there is no where on their menu where they make that clear.
 
2013-02-20 02:25:47 AM  

SilentStrider: Dude got it for free, he can't be that dumb.

Now granted, you'd have to pay me to drink Starbucks, but still.


Exactly. Had that swill twice in my life. Horrible stuff.
 
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