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2013-02-19 08:37:53 PM
"defenders of christ." uh huh...
 
2013-02-19 08:51:32 PM
I had some horrific sects once. Once.
 
2013-02-20 01:27:59 AM
+1 subby
 
2013-02-20 01:30:50 AM
I see what you did there jpg.
 
2013-02-20 01:30:57 AM
fta Gonzalez de Arriba saw himself as the reincarnation of Christ and used the Internet to recruit adherents,

FWD:fwd:Fwd:fwd:Fwd:fwd:FWD: Know God using this one weird trick!
 
2013-02-20 01:32:57 AM
sex-driven sect's
sex-driven sect's
sex-driven sect's
sex-driven sect's
sex-driven sect's
sex-driven sect's
 
2013-02-20 01:34:18 AM
FTFA: made people eat raw animal organs

Reality tv is a cult?
 
2013-02-20 01:34:26 AM
Now taking bets on where we'll see the world's next major cult ala People's Temple or Aum Shinrikyo, now taking bets...
 
2013-02-20 01:34:36 AM
Oh, it probably wasn't that bad. She just needs to calm down. All this talk about, "He made me participate in orgies-this and eat raw organs-that." Well, it's just un-Christian of her to go and make a big fuss - I'm just saying.
 
2013-02-20 01:38:41 AM
Oh my God that's hot.

/*faps*
 
2013-02-20 01:39:56 AM
Oh ya, she looks like she's about to speak into the microphone.
 
2013-02-20 01:41:57 AM
'Those willing to shell out the maximum fee secured the title of "apostle of Christ" within the sect'

Do they have a 12 person limit?
 
2013-02-20 01:42:58 AM
Wait...was this the Apostolic Reformed Congregational Defenders of Christ Church, or the New Southern Foursquare Unified Baptist Defenders of Christ Church?
 
2013-02-20 01:45:53 AM
Honestly, why even join a cult if you're just going to biatch about the horrific sex acts?
 
2013-02-20 01:46:53 AM
Lost me at "hygiene is considered a waste of time" - an occasional shower makes the sex a lot more pleasant.
 
2013-02-20 01:47:52 AM
If I ever start a cult, we'll encourage bathing. Especially before the orgies.

Also, we won't be so into the forcing people to have sex or the eating raw organ meat.
 
2013-02-20 01:48:27 AM
Jeez, that first sentence really hits you, doesn't it?
 
2013-02-20 01:49:04 AM
forced women to participate in orgies, discouraged baths and made people eat raw animal organs

He discouraged baths? That was the 3rd-worst thing they could cite? Seriously?
 
2013-02-20 01:51:31 AM
That's the most appropriate photo they could find of her?
 
2013-02-20 01:53:53 AM
That photo says "buttsects oww"
 
2013-02-20 01:54:33 AM
If you're going to encourage people to participate in orgies, it would be better to encourage bathing.
 
2013-02-20 02:01:42 AM

RealAmericanHero: Now taking bets on where we'll see the world's next major cult ala People's Temple or Aum Shinrikyo, now taking bets...


There's one that's just built a huge "temple" here in Australia. I drive by it regularly. It's called "Happy Science"... definitely a cult.
 
2013-02-20 02:11:57 AM
How do these cult leaders get so many Kool-Aid drinkers? Sure, there are a lot of gullible folks out there, but thousands of people paying thousands of $$ and giving blind obedience?

More to the point, how can I get that?
 
2013-02-20 02:19:56 AM

RealFarknMcCoy2: There's one that's just built a huge "temple" here in Australia. I drive by it regularly. It's called "Happy Science"... definitely a cult.


Where in Australia?
 
2013-02-20 02:21:24 AM
Religion and sex are powerplays
Manipulate the people for the money they pay
Selling skin, selling God
The numbers look the same on their credit cards
 
2013-02-20 02:23:41 AM

Krieghund: If I ever start a cult, we'll encourage bathing. Especially before the orgies.

Also, we won't be so into the forcing people to have sex or the eating raw organ meat.


Oh, my cult will entirely in a bathtub. And although we will have both cooked and uncooked meats, as well as a variety of cheeses, there will be no forcing people to eat anything. But all ten thousand of my followers must stay in the bath tub.
 
2013-02-20 02:28:34 AM

Hector Remarkable: Oh, my cult will entirely in a bathtub. And although we will have both cooked and uncooked meats, as well as a variety of cheeses, there will be no forcing people to eat anything. But all ten thousand of my followers must stay in the bath tub.


www.birchbox.com
The Cult of Kramer?

 
2013-02-20 02:30:43 AM

phrawgh: Hector Remarkable: Oh, my cult will entirely in a bathtub. And although we will have both cooked and uncooked meats, as well as a variety of cheeses, there will be no forcing people to eat anything. But all ten thousand of my followers must stay in the bath tub.

[www.birchbox.com image 480x340]
The Cult of Kramer?


My bad.

I meant the Cult of Cosmo Kramer.
 
2013-02-20 02:30:53 AM

RealFarknMcCoy2: RealAmericanHero: Now taking bets on where we'll see the world's next major cult ala People's Temple or Aum Shinrikyo, now taking bets...

There's one that's just built a huge "temple" here in Australia. I drive by it regularly. It's called "Happy Science"... definitely a cult.


Lane Cove?  http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/happy-science-cashes-in-on-new-age-fears-in - sydney-20121012-27i6t.html

When you said Happy Science and temple I thought you were talking about Lucas Heights.
 
2013-02-20 02:32:41 AM

Hector Remarkable: Krieghund: If I ever start a cult, we'll encourage bathing. Especially before the orgies.

Also, we won't be so into the forcing people to have sex or the eating raw organ meat.

Oh, my cult will entirely in a bathtub. And although we will have both cooked and uncooked meats, as well as a variety of cheeses, there will be no forcing people to eat anything. But all ten thousand of my followers must stay in the bath tub.


 Fondu's of Christ?
 
2013-02-20 02:40:14 AM

RealFarknMcCoy2: RealAmericanHero: Now taking bets on where we'll see the world's next major cult ala People's Temple or Aum Shinrikyo, now taking bets...

There's one that's just built a huge "temple" here in Australia. I drive by it regularly. It's called "Happy Science"... definitely a cult.


Actually, there's a very good argument that we already have it, and it's quite powerful politically--the New Apostolic Reformation, which is a particularly coercive dominionist movement that's not only had a number of rebrandings over the years but is one of the earlier "Bible-based" groups to be considered coercive (especially if one counts the NAR-linked Maranatha which became so infamous that it was outright banned from some state university campuses).

That said--it's a toss-up whether the next really hueg "cult scandal" will involve the NARasites or the Scientologists (let's just say with the latter there are starting to be a lot of dirty secrets coming out thanks to some fairly high-level Scientologists leaving, whilst with the former there is a MAJOR sex-and-possible-murder-for-hire scandal developing re one of the most influential dens of NARasitic scum and villany (the infamous International House of Prayer-Kansas City and their paradenominational satellites, who at one point actually got sued by the International House of Pancakes for trademark and service-mark infringement) which could well end up blowing up in the face of the movement even MORE so than the scandals re Hillsong that pretty much got the Assemblies of God (and NARasitism in general) to be seen in Oz about the same way that most folks in the US see the Scientologists or the Moonies).
 
2013-02-20 02:41:21 AM

Christian Bale: forced women to participate in orgies, discouraged baths and made people eat raw animal organs

He discouraged baths? That was the 3rd-worst thing they could cite? Seriously?


So a typical weekday for the average farker. Minus the sex.
 
2013-02-20 02:41:22 AM

RealAmericanHero: RealFarknMcCoy2: There's one that's just built a huge "temple" here in Australia. I drive by it regularly. It's called "Happy Science"... definitely a cult.

Where in Australia?


Chatswood, NSW
 
2013-02-20 02:42:48 AM
A sect named Defenders of Christ that was broken up in Mexico last month forced women to participate in orgies, discouraged baths and made people eat raw animal organs, the wife of a cult leader said Tuesday.


you know what it probably smelled like?
www.bluepeacemaldives.org

maybe looked like it too.....
 
2013-02-20 02:50:38 AM

buckler: Wait...was this the Apostolic Reformed Congregational Defenders of Christ Church, or the New Southern Foursquare Unified Baptist Defenders of Christ Church?


DIE HERETIC!
 
2013-02-20 02:56:01 AM

fusillade762: buckler: Wait...was this the Apostolic Reformed Congregational Defenders of Christ Church, or the New Southern Foursquare Unified Baptist Defenders of Christ Church?

DIE HERETIC!


Saw this emo routine today for the first time ever. Great timing!
 
2013-02-20 03:16:04 AM
Cults that are run by leaders who are more brazen about their sexual perversions get a lot of attention from the authorities, but cults that are run by leaders who are good at keeping their perversions hidden seem to live on for a long time. So the lesson to be learned for aspiring cult leaders is to go easy on the rape and torture. Concentrate on the two most important things - breaking the self-worth of recruits and getting the money.
 
2013-02-20 03:36:20 AM

Hector Remarkable: Krieghund: If I ever start a cult, we'll encourage bathing. Especially before the orgies.

Also, we won't be so into the forcing people to have sex or the eating raw organ meat.

Oh, my cult will entirely in a bathtub. And although we will have both cooked and uncooked meats, as well as a variety of cheeses, there will be no forcing people to eat anything. But all ten thousand of my followers must stay in the bath tub.


i like it. soaking in a tub is wonderful. we need more comfy cults. my cult will be recliner chair based, and will include snack and nap times. with snuggly comforters to get all toasty.
 
2013-02-20 03:41:37 AM

buckler: Wait...was this the Apostolic Reformed Congregational Defenders of Christ Church, or the New Southern Foursquare Unified Baptist Defenders of Christ Church?


blogs.telegraph.co.uk
 
2013-02-20 03:42:15 AM
Sounds like a Tuesday to me. Did it happen on Tuesday?
 
2013-02-20 03:57:29 AM

KrispyKritter: we need more comfy cults. my cult will be recliner chair based, and will include snack and nap times. with snuggly comforters to get all toasty.


1.bp.blogspot.com

www.funelf.net
 
2013-02-20 04:45:20 AM
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Also...

A fellow cult leader wishes to express his admiration

i.dailymail.co.uk

From this previous Fark thread Link



/Bless you
 
2013-02-20 04:56:46 AM
"there are orgies"
"that's good"
"no one will wash first"
"that's bad
"but it comes with a free frogurt"
"that's good"
"the frogurt is made from raw animal organs"
"Can I go now?"
 
2013-02-20 05:04:39 AM
I wonder if anyone besides the founder has ever joined a cult strictly for the free crazy ass? Like they start getting raided and one dude is all "Woah, woah, woah! Here's where I hop off the crazy train! Goodbye Suzy, Kelly and Moonbeam! It's been real! Father Stan, thanks for all the free Ramen!" Then he just finds his pants and just takes off.
 
2013-02-20 05:24:41 AM

MagSeven: I wonder if anyone besides the founder has ever joined a cult strictly for the free crazy ass? Like they start getting raided and one dude is all "Woah, woah, woah! Here's where I hop off the crazy train! Goodbye Suzy, Kelly and Moonbeam! It's been real! Father Stan, thanks for all the free Ramen!" Then he just finds his pants and just takes off.


www.jenniferleclaire.org
No worries. They all hop off the crazy train eventually...
 
2013-02-20 05:55:46 AM
Gonzalez de Arriba?

"¡Ándele! ¡Ándele! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! ¡Epa! ¡Epa! ¡Epa! Yeehaw!"
 
2013-02-20 06:11:23 AM

Hector Remarkable: Krieghund: If I ever start a cult, we'll encourage bathing. Especially before the orgies.

Also, we won't be so into the forcing people to have sex or the eating raw organ meat.

Oh, my cult will entirely in a bathtub. And although we will have both cooked and uncooked meats, as well as a variety of cheeses, there will be no forcing people to eat anything. But all ten thousand of my followers must stay in the bath tub.


You accidentally the verb.
 
2013-02-20 06:24:56 AM
Happy Science sounds slightly republican.
 
2013-02-20 07:10:10 AM
It's like some people start a cult just to see how many idiots will follow.  Someone should start a cult of sniffing dogs' butts and drive by poot flinging at local authorities.

But doing so and claiming to be in God's name is beyond disgusting.
 
2013-02-20 07:16:24 AM

kemosabe: It's like some people start a cult just to see how many idiots will follow.  Someone should start a cult of sniffing dogs' butts and drive by poot flinging at local authorities.

But doing so and claiming to be in God's name is beyond disgusting.


Who are we to judge?

We have religions where men mutilate young boys genitalia, then place said genitalia in their mouths.
We have religions with ritualized cannibalism.
We have religions which allow marriage to nine year old girls.

But if we question Judaism, Christianity, or Islam we are some kind of antisocial twits.

I guess if the cult lasts long enough it becomes respectable.
 
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