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(YouTube)   Video proof that the only reason that the Russian meteor didn't destroy our entire planet was because an alien UFO materialized in front of it and destroyed it before deep impact   (youtube.com) divider line 142
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2013-02-19 08:22:24 PM
At first I thought this might be fake, but the soul-stirring music score convinced me that I had to take it seriously.
 
2013-02-19 08:28:16 PM

Pocket Ninja: At first I thought this might be fake, but the soul-stirring music score convinced me that I had to take it seriously.


I love how the 'UFO' hits it and nothing happens for like 10 seconds....
 
2013-02-19 08:37:51 PM
Looked like drag-along debris that lit up when it hit the air finally, and did not get slowed down as much because of the big one breaking trail for em.
 
2013-02-19 08:38:02 PM
F*ck you people. This sh*t is real to me!

I want to believe!

/*tears*
 
2013-02-19 10:49:12 PM
invert colors, enhance, engage lens flare
 
2013-02-20 06:36:49 AM
As much as I really wish something like this was true, I am 100% certain that it was Bigfoot playing with his toy airplane again
 
2013-02-20 06:47:33 AM
Looks more like a street light, to me.
 
2013-02-20 06:49:13 AM
I thought, "Meh. I'll go in with an open mind." But with 294438386373 screen links before the god damn video even starts, I lost the will to give a shiat.
 
2013-02-20 06:49:43 AM
What a real alien spacecraft might look like. No need to squint or invert colors.
www.eyeofhorus.org.uk
 
2013-02-20 06:50:18 AM
SHINE & RIPPLE The Wave of Love!!
 
2013-02-20 06:50:26 AM
Or did the meteor save us from an alien invasion?
 
2013-02-20 06:51:17 AM
Did the Russian government not claim that they actually hit it just prior to impact?
 
2013-02-20 06:52:00 AM
Johnperkins:  Please, what does it always mean, streetlight?

Fark: That's his name.  Henry Jones Streetlight.
 
2013-02-20 06:56:28 AM
"Cattle mutilations are up this month!"

/obscure?
 
2013-02-20 06:56:34 AM
Norwood, Ohio, 1949. Object is so large that it bends searchlight beam. Space platforms above the Cincinnati area for several nights.

files.abovetopsecret.com

I do believe!
 
2013-02-20 07:01:30 AM
That reads like a bottle of Dr. Bronner's soap.
 
2013-02-20 07:01:32 AM
Thanks, Aliens, for coming through for us!  You are welcome to stop by anytime!

/bring the whole family
 
2013-02-20 07:01:43 AM
Seems legit.
 
2013-02-20 07:02:09 AM
Idontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore.jpg
 
2013-02-20 07:02:42 AM

ultraholland: invert colors, enhance, engage lens flare


Abrams filmed some of the Star Trek movie in Russia?
 
2013-02-20 07:03:10 AM
Oy vay, If anyone thinks that really happened, then the damn meteor should have wiped us out.
 
2013-02-20 07:03:32 AM

Arkanaut: Or did the meteor save us from an alien invasion?


This.
 
2013-02-20 07:03:46 AM
Reminds me of the guys that watch wtc building 7 crash in super slow motion and review it over and over...dumb/10
 
2013-02-20 07:04:06 AM

ultraholland: invert colors, enhance, engage lens flare


you had me at enhance
 
2013-02-20 07:04:24 AM
I thought the claim was that the object was a new American super weapon, and that Russia shot it down with their superer weapon.
 
2013-02-20 07:05:44 AM

italie: Idontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore.jpg


don'tworrythey'recomingtotakeyouawayhaha.jpg
 
2013-02-20 07:08:31 AM

JonnyG: Did the Russian government not claim that they actually hit it just prior to impact?


That was a rumor they denied.

But technically until they say they did, a missile IS an UFO.

UFO != alien spaceship
 
2013-02-20 07:09:10 AM

Pocket Ninja: At first I thought this might be fake, but the soul-stirring music score convinced me that I had to take it seriously.



I don't think it's fake, it's just a natural lens aberration when you suddenly point a cheap camera at an extremely bright pinpoint light on an otherwise darkish background.
 
2013-02-20 07:11:36 AM

Gumpus: Looked like drag-along debris that lit up when it hit the air finally, and did not get slowed down as much because of the big one breaking trail for em.


this
 
2013-02-20 07:13:30 AM
32 posts and no Giorgio?

has the meme finally died?
 
2013-02-20 07:18:34 AM
I called fake on the first loop but by the 50th loop I am convinced it's legit
 
2013-02-20 07:18:59 AM
They would have used their tractor beam to deflect it out of earth's path weeks ago, but Dave got the number's mixed up.  farking Dave!
 
2013-02-20 07:20:03 AM

Hobodeluxe: Gumpus: Looked like drag-along debris that lit up when it hit the air finally, and did not get slowed down as much because of the big one breaking trail for em.


That's what it looked like to me - a bit of debris from the tail broke away, hit the air, and broke apart. The generally crappy cameras that covered the event would not have the capacity to tell whether there were two bright objects or merely one in the shot.
 
2013-02-20 07:22:31 AM
lulzshirts.com
 
2013-02-20 07:24:23 AM
Bigfoot-type video detected: Blurry as fark.
 
2013-02-20 07:25:15 AM

Arkanaut: Or did the meteor save us from an alien invasion?


Would be awesomely bad luck on the aliens part.
 
2013-02-20 07:26:49 AM
So it was all viral marketing?

dl.dropbox.com
 
2013-02-20 07:26:59 AM

GungFu: Bigfoot-type video detected: Blurry as fark.



That's because it's a zoom-closeup on an already low quality video.

I don't think it's fake, it's just not what they want it to be.
 
2013-02-20 07:28:22 AM
I see the pebble has been upgraded to PLANET KILLER! ™

If this is true, something the size of Pluto *has* to be classified as a gas giant.
 
2013-02-20 07:30:22 AM
I wish I had the skills to make a video showing Iran's new stealth fighter trailing the meteor and then firing and blowing it up, saving all mankind.
 
2013-02-20 07:32:20 AM

nulluspixiusdemonica: I see the pebble has been upgraded to PLANET KILLER! ™

If this is true, something the size of Pluto *has* to be classified as a gas giant.


I beg to differ on that 'gas giant' shiat. That term belongs to me after White Castles and Milwaukee's Best.
 
2013-02-20 07:33:26 AM

nulluspixiusdemonica: I see the pebble has been upgraded to PLANET KILLER! ™

If this is true, something the size of Pluto *has* to be classified as a gas giant.


Whatever, Charon isn't actually Pluto's moon, it's a mass relay encased in ice and debris.
 
2013-02-20 07:34:22 AM
So the meteor calved on the way down. Big, fat, farty deal.
 
2013-02-20 07:43:53 AM

Doktor_Zhivago: Pocket Ninja: At first I thought this might be fake, but the soul-stirring music score convinced me that I had to take it seriously.

I love how the 'UFO' hits it and nothing happens for like 10 seconds....


They launched Bruce Willis to the surface and it took time to land and detonate the nuke. The Die Hard movie was just a cover for what was really happening.
Bruce never has to pay taxes again. EVER

/but they still didn't bring back 8 tracks
 
2013-02-20 07:45:29 AM

Sgygus: Thanks, Aliens, for coming through for us!  You are welcome to stop by anytime!

/bring the whole family


Well, duh.  I mean, they've invested a lot of time and money in Earth as an experiment, and you wouldn't wipe out your experiment and start over just when you were getting interesting results, would you?
 
2013-02-20 07:51:38 AM

dittybopper: Sgygus: Thanks, Aliens, for coming through for us!  You are welcome to stop by anytime!

/bring the whole family

Well, duh.  I mean, they've invested a lot of time and money in Earth as an experiment, and you wouldn't wipe out your experiment and start over just when you were getting interesting results, would you?


Yeah. Just when the dirty monkeys just invented Honey Boo Boo.
 
2013-02-20 07:53:27 AM

CaptSS: I wish I had the skills to make a video showing Iran's new stealth fighter trailing the meteor and then firing and blowing it up, saving all mankind.


Except it's stealth fighter, so you wouldnt be able to see it.

On an unrelated note, is all of Russia just one giant club of conspiracy theorists?!
 
2013-02-20 07:56:51 AM
assets.sbnation.com
 
2013-02-20 07:58:53 AM

OhioUGrad: ultraholland: invert colors, enhance, engage lens flare

Abrams filmed some of the Star Trek movie in Russia?


I got as far as UH's post, almost clicked, but thought I'd better read the rest of the thread first... You are doing Good work. Carry on!
 
2013-02-20 07:59:16 AM
The Doctor saved the earth once again!
 
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