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(CBS Houston)   Sheriff: "People spontaneously combust all the time. It's just not widely reported"   (houston.cbslocal.com) divider line 15
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2013-02-20 04:56:31 AM  
7 votes:
Too soon?
2013-02-20 04:46:53 AM  
3 votes:
Sometimes people just explode.  Natural causes.
2013-02-20 02:16:09 AM  
3 votes:
Despite being 73% water, humans are highly flammable. A strong bowel movement, old, sharp bones rubbing together, or even metal fillings in the teeth can cause a spark, and that's all it takes.
2013-02-20 08:38:56 AM  
2 votes:
Can you give an example of a parallel liar?

2013-02-20 04:49:59 AM  
2 votes:
Oh mother don't be so sentimental people explode every day...

2013-02-20 09:38:25 AM  
1 votes:
The comments in TFA are priceless.
2013-02-20 07:59:40 AM  
1 votes:

MythDragon: LavenderWolf: Obese people burn just like whale oil.

This is why we need a  fat whale oil tax
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Whale oil beef hooked.
2013-02-20 07:32:28 AM  
1 votes:
People do not spontaneously combust.

Cows, on the other hand, are a different story. As anyone who has ever been near a pasture can attest, cows are notoriously flatulent creatures. All it takes is a bit of metal in their feed to spark together inside their complex gastrointestinal tracts to set off their vast storehouse of methane gas with the full explosive force of 50 pounds of TNT.

The Great Chicago Fire? There was no lamp. Mrs. O'Leary's cow was having a particularly farty day and her feed was a bit too rich in iron and that was the end of three square miles of city and hundreds of innocent lives.

If we weren't all here to do our part to cull their population by eating steaks and slightly horsey beefburgers it would be like a smellier version of World War Three out there.
2013-02-20 06:03:38 AM  
1 votes:
What a flamer

2013-02-20 06:03:20 AM  
1 votes:

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Sometimes people just explode.  Natural causes.

And sometimes the ghost of a murdered gangster is incinerating his enemies.

2013-02-20 05:40:07 AM  
1 votes:
Pardon me while I burst

Intoooo flames
2013-02-20 05:14:07 AM  
1 votes:

Big Ramifications: phrawgh: [www.warriorswithwesthusing.org image 620x672]
Too soon?

pure win, cheers for making me laff

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2013-02-20 05:08:32 AM  
1 votes:
2013-02-20 05:00:53 AM  
1 votes:
   im widin' in my caw.....
2013-02-20 02:09:08 AM  
1 votes:

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