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(CTV News)   Bad: Low water pressure in your hotel room. Fark: Due to a dead body in the rooftop water tank   (bc.ctvnews.ca) divider line 78
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2013-02-19 08:23:40 PM
lefthandhorror.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-19 08:40:52 PM
Bottom's Up!
 
2013-02-19 09:03:14 PM
chicagolakeliquors.com
At least the crew of the Victory  were drinking rum!

But seriously, a block and a half from me. So sad. And creepy.
 
2013-02-19 09:42:18 PM
salt the bones, burn the body.  Just in case.

thank you Dean Winchester
 
2013-02-19 09:43:37 PM
Investigators say Lam was in daily contact with her family in Vancouver until she vanished. She never checked out of the hotel.
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Looks like she checked out.... permanently [yeaaaahhhh]
 
2013-02-19 10:06:20 PM
Looks like she checked out..perm

reported: Looks like she checked out.... permanently [yeaaaahhhh]


Oh damnit.
 
2013-02-19 10:06:54 PM
OH GOD! IT'S BEAVER FEVER!

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-19 10:10:19 PM

reported: Investigators say Lam was in daily contact with her family in Vancouver until she vanished. She never checked out of the hotel.
[csi-miami-meme.jpg]
Looks like she checked out.... permanently [yeaaaahhhh]


She checked out...just not in the usual way.
 
2013-02-19 10:10:25 PM
She was tanked
 
2013-02-19 10:10:34 PM
farm9.staticflickr.com

The Cecil is a great place. It's part SRO (ultra-low-cost housing for the almost-homeless) due to an old covenant with the city they can't get out of, and part traditional budget-price hotel. The Cecil also contains the hotel-in-a-hotel "Stay on Main", a "boutique hotel and hostel", which is targeted to hipsters as well as young international travellers.

And ghosts. Lots of ghosts. The Lady Ghosts of the Cecil Hotel
 
2013-02-19 10:11:32 PM

reported: Investigators say Lam was in daily contact with her family in Vancouver until she vanished. She never checked out of the hotel.
[csi-miami-meme.jpg]
Looks like she checked out.... permanently [yeaaaahhhh]


She could check out anytime she liked, but she could never leave.

Plenty of room at the Hotel California.
 
2013-02-19 10:14:04 PM
Visit LA!

/but don't drink the water
 
2013-02-19 10:17:35 PM
I wish I had the skills to post a Petticoat Junction pic.
 
2013-02-19 10:19:09 PM

Shadow Blasko: Looks like she checked out..perm
reported: Looks like she checked out.... permanently [yeaaaahhhh]

Oh damnit.


I'm in season seven of that damn show and can't stop watching it. It's kind of amazing in some ways. In others I want to strangle the writers, but I guess not everyone knows that a full eclipse doesn't just happen in 20 seconds and magically make it so dark people can commit a crime on a crowded beach without being seen...
 
2013-02-19 10:20:02 PM
Erm. So dark, *that* people can commit a crime. Whoops.
 
2013-02-19 10:20:38 PM

wellreadneck: I wish I had the skills to post a Petticoat Junction pic.


Why do you want to post porn of men being emasculated and dressing in women's clothing on FARK? WE ARE NOT YOUR PERSONAL EROTICA SITE, SIR!
 
2013-02-19 10:22:21 PM
Someone post the Family Guy spewing gif

/lazy
 
2013-02-19 10:23:31 PM
This is what happens when you remove God from our hotel rooftop water tanks.
 
2013-02-19 10:23:48 PM
Nothing left to do but grab some whiskey and a finger of water and make yourself a good stiff drink.
 
2013-02-19 10:23:50 PM

ladyfortuna: Shadow Blasko: Looks like she checked out..perm
reported: Looks like she checked out.... permanently [yeaaaahhhh]

Oh damnit.

I'm in season seven of that damn show and can't stop watching it. It's kind of amazing in some ways. In others I want to strangle the writers, but I guess not everyone knows that a full eclipse doesn't just happen in 20 seconds and magically make it so dark people can commit a crime on a crowded beach without being seen...


Luckily I had my night-vision goggles with me at the time. Then I stared at the eclipse as it started to wane.
 
2013-02-19 10:23:53 PM
If I'd been staying in that hotel, I think I'd be taking a bath in bleach elsewhere right about now.....

How does a body get in a hot water tank, anyways? Every one I have seen does not have very easy entry at all.
 
2013-02-19 10:24:03 PM

DrRatchet: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 288x281]

The Cecil is a great place. It's part SRO (ultra-low-cost housing for the almost-homeless) due to an old covenant with the city they can't get out of, and part traditional budget-price hotel. The Cecil also contains the hotel-in-a-hotel "Stay on Main", a "boutique hotel and hostel", which is targeted to hipsters as well as young international travellers.

      and fea

tuing The Cecils' own personal monogrammed body bags..
 
2013-02-19 10:24:06 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Visit LA!

/but don't drink the water


there's blood in the water
 
2013-02-19 10:25:17 PM
hot chinawoman thread!  murder edition!

no, its never inappropriate, everyone loves asians.  almost as much as they love whtes

bc.ctvnews.ca
wwwimage.cbsnews.com
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-19 10:29:09 PM
ewwww, I'd actually have to ask for a handful of free complimentary happy hour drink coupons if I had been drinking and bathing in  dead man marinade for a couple days.
 
2013-02-19 10:30:10 PM

thisiszombocom: hot chinawoman thread!  murder edition!

no, its never inappropriate, everyone loves asians.  almost as much as they love whtes

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Those are murder victims, aren't they?

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2013-02-19 10:32:06 PM
oh, it was a hot asian chick flavoring the water?
I take it back; no harm no foul.
 
2013-02-19 10:32:46 PM
But the taste is to die for...
 
2013-02-19 10:33:18 PM
So *that's* where I left that.
 
2013-02-19 10:34:46 PM

relcec: oh, it was a hot asian chick flavoring the water?
I take it back; no harm no foul.


Google "waterlogged corpse"

...never sleep tonight
 
2013-02-19 10:36:02 PM

relcec: oh, it was a hot asian chick flavoring the water?
I take it back; no harm no foul.


just think of her as a little ramen flavour-packet
 
2013-02-19 10:36:31 PM
It should have been obvious when the water started coming out of the tap sideways
 
2013-02-19 10:38:44 PM
Manuel!

mepbooks.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-19 10:39:57 PM
p3.v.iask.com
Well, I'd say that's really....
memberfiles.freewebs.com
...farked up.
pab58.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-19 10:44:40 PM
Someone should make a movie about that. In Japanese for the best effect.
 
2013-02-19 10:45:00 PM
    and only the criminals will have water tanks..
 
2013-02-19 10:49:29 PM

ladyfortuna: Shadow Blasko: Looks like she checked out..perm
reported: Looks like she checked out.... permanently [yeaaaahhhh]

Oh damnit.

I'm in season seven of that damn show and can't stop watching it. It's kind of amazing in some ways. In others I want to strangle the writers, but I guess not everyone knows that a full eclipse doesn't just happen in 20 seconds and magically make it so dark people can commit a crime on a crowded beach without being seen...


Oh... after the tidal wave of ... well, nothing bad really happened, did it.. for a 50 meter high wave...  I had to start turning off my brain before watching it.

/Stopped watching after the manhunt in Rio, but that was pretty cool.
 
2013-02-19 10:49:33 PM
things got suspicious when everyone on the 8th floor wanted to wash up 1/2 hour after they took a bath
 
2013-02-19 11:00:39 PM
cdn2.screenjunkies.com
Nasty Bastard....
 
2013-02-19 11:07:20 PM
You would just want to take another shower in an hour anyway.
 
2013-02-19 11:09:36 PM

octopied: relcec: oh, it was a hot asian chick flavoring the water?
I take it back; no harm no foul.

Google "waterlogged corpse"

...never sleep tonight


AKA "Ganges flotsam." Dead stuff stinks, stuff that was in the water and gets taken out stinks, so you can deduce how much dead stuff from the water stinks...
 
2013-02-19 11:11:54 PM
The body was discovered in one of the hotel's four water tanks by a maintenance worker after investigating complaints about low water pressure, according to the Los Angeles Times.

It's like the beginning of an episode of Bones.
 
2013-02-19 11:13:18 PM

red5ish: The body was discovered in one of the hotel's four water tanks by a maintenance worker after investigating complaints about low water pressure, according to the Los Angeles Times.

It's like the beginning of an episode of Bones.


wait, does that mean ill get caught in an hour?
 
2013-02-19 11:19:28 PM
Weirdest boner...
 
2013-02-19 11:20:19 PM
Well, that certainly put a different slant on things.
 
2013-02-19 11:20:34 PM
Just toss in some Ramen, it's already got the Oriental flavoring
 
2013-02-19 11:21:10 PM

thisiszombocom: red5ish: The body was discovered in one of the hotel's four water tanks by a maintenance worker after investigating complaints about low water pressure, according to the Los Angeles Times.

It's like the beginning of an episode of Bones.

wait, does that mean ill get caught in an hour?


38 minutes, tops

/gotta have room for commercials
 
2013-02-19 11:22:41 PM

octopied: How does a body get in a hot water tank, anyways? Every one I have seen does not have very easy entry at all.


There are hatches on the top of the tanks, used for periodic cleaning (annually in some cities). In a tall building, they're used for cold water too, to maintain pressure on higher floors. If they're locked, some of the maintenance crew would have keys. You can see from the photo that there's a ladder permanently attached to the neighboring machine room (assuming that's what it is), so you could climb that and hop down to the top of the water tanks, if the tanks don't have their own ladders.

Sounds like someone who thought things through well, if they knew to avoid the hotel elevator cameras, knew how to get to the roof, and had the wherewithal to dump the body in a water tank.
 
2013-02-19 11:23:01 PM
I was gonna do a dark water pic but the shiatty remake has already been posted.
 
2013-02-19 11:23:52 PM
The two-minute security tape footage showed Lam pressing buttons for multiple floors in the elevator before she darts out quickly, looking side-to-side before moving her arms around wildly.

Life imitates horror movie.
 
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