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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   "If there's one thing growing up in the rural South taught me, it's that you should never urinate off a porch onto someone with a loaded weapon"   (blogs.ajc.com) divider line 53
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2013-02-19 08:38:29 PM  
Obvious - "Urine trouble now mister"

Less Obvious - "Is that like crossing streams?"
 
2013-02-19 08:46:06 PM  
"If there's one thing growing up in the rural South taught me, it's that you should never urinate off a porch onto someone with a loaded weapon"

...you had to live in the rural South to learn that?
 
2013-02-19 08:48:05 PM  
you don't tug on Superman's cape
or mess with Jim also.

Whats that, a correction? ohh spit, into the wind
 
2013-02-19 08:48:18 PM  
Dacula?

Nope.  Not this time.
 
2013-02-19 08:48:59 PM  
and I learned in the rural midwest to not pee on electric fences

shocking information, i know

shocking. get it? huh?

sigh...
 
2013-02-19 08:49:08 PM  

Gyrfalcon: ...you had to live in the rural South to learn that?


Yes. Mostly because it's common sense that doesn't need to be taught anywhere else.

/ well.... except Pittsburgh, apparently
 
2013-02-19 08:49:31 PM  
Sound advice.
www.portlandmercury.com
 
2013-02-19 08:49:37 PM  

Kanemano: you don't tug on Superman's cape
or mess with Jim also.

Whats that, a correction? ohh spit, into the wind


Also, don't go hustling people strange to you
 
2013-02-19 08:50:18 PM  
So, we learned that it's better to be pissed off than pissed on?
 
2013-02-19 08:51:07 PM  
WTF is up with gun guy? I pay $50-75.00 for that kind of action.
 
2013-02-19 08:51:52 PM  
Awwww... you guys have all the gun. :)
 
2013-02-19 08:53:00 PM  
If there's one thing living in the south has taught me it's how to make whiskey.

/and he learned how to dispose of it.
 
2013-02-19 08:57:36 PM  
I dunno it's probably 20/80 on the reaction. I walked into a bathroom at a gay bar in NOLA one time and saw a midget lying a urinal getting pissed on while he was jacking off. (True story)

Who knows how people will react?
 
2013-02-19 09:00:29 PM  
Another massacre.  WTF America?  get these guns off the streets
 
2013-02-19 09:01:52 PM  
The solution is obviously more guns.
 
2013-02-19 09:03:57 PM  

Propain_az: Another massacre.  WTF America?  get these guns off the streets


No. Today's gun massacre was about 12 hours ago on the other side of the country in Orange County. Some crazy asshole drove up and down the highway highjacking cars and shooting people. This is just your everyday, run-of-the-mill "random idiot on the street with a gun shoots somebody over something largely inconsequential".

Do try to keep up.
 
2013-02-19 09:09:50 PM  
This is why I don't get hammered and piss off the balcony without my AR15 around my shoulders...

/from da souF
 
2013-02-19 09:11:06 PM  

PapaChester: The solution is obviously more guns.


If the dead guy had used a gun, instead of his weiner, he'd still be alive right now.

Of course the other guy would be dead.
 
2013-02-19 09:13:05 PM  

Gyrfalcon: "If there's one thing growing up in the rural South taught me, it's that you should never urinate off a porch onto someone with a loaded weapon"

...you had to live in the rural South to learn that?


Duh. I whiz off my back door all the time (at night w/the light off) but always make DAMN sure there's no one crouching below me. With or without a loaded weapon.

cdn1.hark.com

DAMN SURE!
 
2013-02-19 09:13:19 PM  
strange how comments were closed .  .  .
 
2013-02-19 09:18:05 PM  
I think same thing happened a week or two ago except the one doing business off the balcony was a dog. Old guy down below took it out on the owners and killed a man and wife. I am pretty sure that was in Texas.
 
2013-02-19 09:27:18 PM  

99.998er: I think same thing happened a week or two ago except the one doing business off the balcony was a dog. Old guy down below took it out on the owners and killed a man and wife. I am pretty sure that was in Texas.


Came to mention the same thing. How many urine-related shootings are we going to tolerate?!?!
 
2013-02-19 09:31:16 PM  
comicattack.net

Then get out the way
 
2013-02-19 09:31:35 PM  
i.ytimg.com
"HEY, I'M GONNA KILL YOU ASSHOLE!"
"Sam, are you pissing off the side of the building?"
"Yeah, kinda"
 
2013-02-19 09:45:47 PM  

PapaChester: The solution is obviously more guns.


Or more urination.

Stay hydrated, folks!
 
2013-02-19 09:47:01 PM  
cdn.pjmedia.com

How is this sad?  What have we lost?

www.biography.com
 
2013-02-19 09:51:17 PM  
Great now im gonna be paranoid about peeing off my balcony. Man, cant do ANYTHING fun anymore.
 
2013-02-19 09:54:16 PM  

lostcat: PapaChester: The solution is obviously more guns.

If the dead guy had used a gun, instead of his weiner, he'd still be alive right now.

Of course the other guy would be dead.


He needed a rifle.

"This is my rifle, this is my gun..."
 
2013-02-19 09:54:21 PM  
Jesus, it's a three month old repeat.
 
2013-02-19 09:57:03 PM  
Wiz Bang!
 
2013-02-19 09:57:43 PM  
I don't know, I would say it would depend if he was already going to shoot me.  If so, then I might as well ruin his day since it might be my last.
 
2013-02-19 10:25:43 PM  
He died with his dick out.
 
2013-02-19 11:07:31 PM  
What a wicked pisser!
 
2013-02-19 11:11:24 PM  

Rufus Lee King: "There was two fellers standin' on a bridge, goin' to the bathroom. One feller says the water's cold, the other feller says the water's deep. I believe one feller came from Arkansas. Get it?"

[www.spikednation.com image 480x360]



     it aint got no gas in it.
 
2013-02-19 11:27:29 PM  
"And don't piss down a man's back an' tell him it's rainin."

i.ytimg.com
 
2013-02-19 11:42:41 PM  
I've been told by rural Virginians that being able to piss off your porch is true freedom, and that being able to use your gun is true freedom.

So, they're both heroes.
 
2013-02-19 11:47:25 PM  

Rufus Lee King: "There was two fellers standin' on a bridge, goin' to the bathroom. One feller says the water's cold, the other feller says the water's deep. I believe one feller came from Arkansas. Get it?"

[www.spikednation.com image 480x360]


An amazing movie and an amazing performance by BBT.

Rent the dvd of Monsters Ball and watch the extras. He does some scenes in character as Karl. They are hilarious.
 
2013-02-19 11:54:36 PM  

fusillade762: 99.998er: I think same thing happened a week or two ago except the one doing business off the balcony was a dog. Old guy down below took it out on the owners and killed a man and wife. I am pretty sure that was in Texas.

Came to mention the same thing. How many urine-related shootings are we going to tolerate?!?!


As many as it takes.
 
2013-02-20 12:09:06 AM  
What a way to go.
 
2013-02-20 12:09:22 AM  

Marcintosh: strange how comments were closed .  .  .


Not strange at all since TFA is FIVE MONTHS OLD.

/guy on the balcony was obviously a republican practicing trickle down
//unfortunately for him the republican down below was practicing second amendment
///welcome to the south
 
2013-02-20 12:20:26 AM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: PapaChester: The solution is obviously more guns.

Or more urination.

Stay hydrated, folks!


This is my weapon, this is my gun.
This is for business, this is for peeing off the porch with.
 
2013-02-20 12:32:07 AM  

DigitalCoffee: Marcintosh: strange how comments were closed .  .  .

Not strange at all since TFA is FIVE MONTHS OLD.

/guy on the balcony was obviously a republican practicing trickle down
//unfortunately for him the republican down below was practicing second amendment
///welcome to the south


South Pittsburgh?
 
2013-02-20 12:38:05 AM  
FTFA: a gentleman enjoying a game of dominoes decided, at 11 p.m. Tuesday, to use the bathroom in public.

i943.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-20 12:40:36 AM  

mikaloyd: DigitalCoffee: Marcintosh: strange how comments were closed .  .  .

Not strange at all since TFA is FIVE MONTHS OLD.

/guy on the balcony was obviously a republican practicing trickle down
//unfortunately for him the republican down below was practicing second amendment
///welcome to the south

South Pittsburgh?


Just like The Doctor states that many places have a 'North', the corollary is also true; lots of places have a 'South' as well.
 
2013-02-20 12:47:54 AM  

DigitalCoffee: Marcintosh: strange how comments were closed .  .  .

Not strange at all since TFA is FIVE MONTHS OLD.

/guy on the balcony was obviously a republican practicing trickle down
//unfortunately for him the republican down below was practicing second amendment
///welcome to the south


lighten up francis . jpeg
jesus
 
2013-02-20 12:48:47 AM  
It's only ok if you're able to fly a starship.
thumbs.anyclip.com

/hot like the Constellation Urine
 
2013-02-20 02:26:39 AM  

farkerts: What a wicked pisser!


One guy got cocked, the other cocked his gun.  Cocked guy shiat the bed.  Wicked awesome!
 
2013-02-20 03:04:28 AM  
witnesses heard someone shout "Yo, yo!"

images.freshnessmag.com
 
2013-02-20 03:35:37 AM  
If there's one thing growing up in the rural South taught me, it's that you should never urinate off a porch onto someone with a loaded weapon

So Mindy Macready wasn't suicide?
 
2013-02-20 08:29:55 AM  

sendtodave: I've been told by rural Virginians that being able to piss off your porch is true freedom, and that being able to use your gun is true freedom.

So, they're both heroes.


And look what all that freedom got them. One's dead and the other's going to jail.
 
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