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(Houston Press)   Today's (kinda want) teacher/student conjugation comes to us from Pasadena, Texas. With phone text lesson plan goodness   (blogs.houstonpress.com) divider line 110
    More: Amusing, LaShawn Simmons, Pasadena, Texas, lessons, students, teachers  
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2013-02-19 05:59:03 PM  
(kinda want)

cache.ohinternet.com
 
2013-02-19 06:11:53 PM  
Kinda want?  Are you farking high?

THIS one from Livermore that was just busted for parole violation (having porn) is more of a kinda want when it comes to older ladies and teen boys.
 
2013-02-19 06:14:29 PM  
Yep I'm 43 and she looks too old for me. ech .
 
2013-02-19 06:15:35 PM  

meehaw: (kinda want)

[cache.ohinternet.com image 533x594]


Part of me is hoping subby is talking about (kinda wanting) the students...
 
2013-02-19 06:25:57 PM  

Ponzholio: meehaw: (kinda want)

[cache.ohinternet.com image 533x594]

Part of me is hoping subby is talking about (kinda wanting) the students...


www.raven-mythic.com
 
2013-02-19 06:26:11 PM  

netizencain: Kinda want? Are you farking high?


When was the last time you were in Pasadena? The bar isn't set too high.
 
2013-02-19 06:27:18 PM  
Photo caption: LaShawn Simmons: Sexed four different students, cops say.

Maybe they just had gender identity issues
 
2013-02-19 06:50:27 PM  
Subby is either a 17-year-kid or a fat dirty old man.
 
2013-02-19 06:58:18 PM  

AlwaysRightBoy: Subby is either a 17-year-kid or a fat dirty old man.


Or an asshole.
 
2013-02-19 07:17:29 PM  
Me now? No. Do not want.
Me as a virgin high schooler? It'd be a lot more difficult for me to say no.
 
2013-02-19 07:44:31 PM  
kinda want? NO
 
2013-02-19 09:06:13 PM  
"That's my favorite," she allegedly wrote. "Ima make you cum fast with my mouth. Then swallow everything you give me."


I blame the innernet..if there were none, that high-schooler woulda thought she just misspelled come and was just his fat old teacher that was gonna yell at him with her big fat mouth every morning and make him get a box of doughnuts to her pronto or he's failing..


/she's fugly submitter
 
2013-02-19 09:25:59 PM  

Krymson Tyde: AlwaysRightBoy: Subby is either a 17-year-kid or a fat dirty old man.

Or an asshole.


I'm still going to go with a 17-year-old pimple kid rather than a regular fark headline submitter.
 
2013-02-19 09:30:27 PM  
Looks like a tougher Pam Poovey.
 
2013-02-19 09:31:00 PM  
Subby trolled you all. Simply replacing 'Smoking Hot' with a new, less often seen 'Kinda want' and you suckers all clicked for your dicks. Dick clickers.
 
2013-02-19 09:32:10 PM  
She swallows and Im betting that Bill Clinton wishes he had one that swallowed...
 
2013-02-19 09:33:43 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Photo caption: LaShawn Simmons: Sexed four different students, cops say.

Maybe they just had gender identity issues


Yup. She was able to successfully identify their gender. That's not crime, is it?
 
2013-02-19 09:36:40 PM  
Tammy Fay Baker is alive?
/Wouldn't hit it with subby's dick if Drew was pushing it.
 
2013-02-19 09:37:03 PM  
So this is why Fark needs Want, Sort-of-want, and Do NOT want voting buttons for threads like this.  That's a redesign I could get behind.
 
2013-02-19 09:37:25 PM  
i26.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-19 09:37:36 PM  
blogs.houstonpress.com

www.dcmarvelnews.org
 
2013-02-19 09:38:07 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Looks like a tougher Pam Poovey.


Hey, that's insulting to Pam!

/she's like a cupacabra, but for dicks
//scary yet accurate
 
2013-02-19 09:39:29 PM  
How badly did we need to know that, Houston Press?
 
2013-02-19 09:39:47 PM  
howaboutnobear.jpg
 
2013-02-19 09:40:07 PM  
Sort of want? That's the kind of "sort of want" where I'd meet her at a bar, put a paper bag over her head, then fark somebody else.
 
2013-02-19 09:40:48 PM  
Is she still the terror of Colorado boulevard?
 
2013-02-19 09:41:33 PM  
She's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'.
 
2013-02-19 09:41:59 PM  
Sex with your female teacher - for boys, it is a boner; for the teachers it is child abuse. Is there fairness in here? How about if your goodie gud teacher is an ex-pornstar?
 
2013-02-19 09:42:16 PM  
Eh. She looks enthusiastic at least.
 
2013-02-19 09:42:19 PM  

Acharne: Subby trolled you all. Simply replacing 'Smoking Hot' with a new, less often seen 'Kinda want' and you suckers all clicked for your dicks. Dick clickers.


I'll consider this post a success when I see "dick clickers" in a headline on Fark.
 
2013-02-19 09:43:32 PM  
+1 for altering the usual trolltastic headline into something more believable.  Well played, trollmitter.  Judging by previous comments, I see it's a success.
 
2013-02-19 09:44:21 PM  
Subby, You stop it you STOP IT RIGHT NOW!
 
2013-02-19 09:46:58 PM  
I'm not even a Star Wars nerd and this was the first thing that popped into my head:

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-02-19 09:47:05 PM  

ttc2301: How badly did we need to know that, Houston Press?


That's Richard Connelly...he loves him some gory details of pedo action.
 
2013-02-19 09:47:24 PM  
Nice work subby! Everyone was complaining about the tired old joke of writing "hot teacher" when they clearly weren't, so you went with the middle ground of "sort-of-want" which of course also doesn't fit, but managed to troll everyone. I'm giving 9/10 (took away a point for having made me look at that... thing). Nice job!
 
2013-02-19 09:47:47 PM  
global3.memecdn.com
 
2013-02-19 09:47:56 PM  

SilentStrider: Me as a virgin high schooler? It'd be a lot more difficult for me to say no.


I don't get this argument. I had incredibly high standards as a virgin high schooler. Now? Now I'd fark anything.
 
2013-02-19 09:48:57 PM  

lostcat: I'm not even a Star Wars nerd and this was the first thing that popped into my head:


You're obviously not a Star Wars nerd if you think that image is from Star Wars.
 
2013-02-19 09:49:37 PM  
That is pretty much the best lesson plan on the planet, but I still would not attend that class.
 
2013-02-19 09:49:45 PM  

LincolnLogolas: Acharne: Subby trolled you all. Simply replacing 'Smoking Hot' with a new, less often seen 'Kinda want' and you suckers all clicked for your dicks. Dick clickers.

I'll consider this post a success when I see "dick clickers" in a headline on Fark.


Which brings up an interesting question. How many clicks could a stiff dick click, if a stiff dick could click clicks?
 
2013-02-19 09:50:50 PM  

lostcat: I'm not even a Star Wars nerd and this was the first thing that popped into my head:

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 426x590]


1/10. You gotta try harder. You did get one bite though...
 
2013-02-19 09:51:24 PM  

LincolnLogolas: lostcat: I'm not even a Star Wars nerd and this was the first thing that popped into my head:

You're obviously not a Star Wars nerd if you think that image is from Star Wars.


[thatsthejoke.jpg]
 
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2013-02-19 09:52:54 PM  

lostcat: I'm not even a Star Wars nerd and this was the first thing that popped into my head:

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 426x590]


7/10
 
2013-02-19 09:53:20 PM  

thomasvista: Quantum Apostrophe: Looks like a tougher Pam Poovey.

Hey, that's insulting to Pam!

/she's like a cupacabra, but for dicks
//scary yet accurate


Ladies and gentlmen... the DICKACABRA!!
 
2013-02-19 09:54:06 PM  
I bet she is "PISD"... that she got caught that is...
 
2013-02-19 09:54:22 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Photo caption: LaShawn Simmons: Sexed four different students, cops say.

Maybe they just had gender identity issues


That's what I thought. She was just checking to make sure they were boys, people make a living doing it to chickens.

Nothing to see here, move along

/using "sex" as a verb is a pet peeve
 
2013-02-19 09:57:05 PM  

publikenemy: That's my favorite," she allegedly wrote. "Ima make you cum fast with my mouth. Then swallow everything you give me."


Yo kids, Ima let you finish - in my mouth.

/I threw up in my mouth, a lot.
 
2013-02-19 09:57:45 PM  
I bet she sucks dick like it's her last meal.
 
2013-02-19 09:58:48 PM  
Uggh. Shudder.

THIS was a link on the page. My Thanksgivings as a teen were NEVER this awesome.
http://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairballs/2011/12/amanda_billiris_poli ce _relativ.php
 
2013-02-19 09:59:06 PM  

HighlanderRPI: publikenemy: That's my favorite," she allegedly wrote. "Ima make you cum fast with my mouth. Then swallow everything you give me."

Yo kids, Ima let you finish - in my mouth.

/I threw up in my mouth, a lot.


In her defense, I've personally never minded the sight of the top of any woman's head.
 
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