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2013-02-19 10:12:44 PM
Well, fudge, that numbucket would never make it on Fark.  Foul language is a bad thing and you should feel bad for using bad words.  I know a good number of you are a biatchallenged in the head, but that doesn't mean using inappropriate language on the Internet (or anywhere) is acceptable.
 
2013-02-19 10:13:19 PM
img842.imageshack.us

Been done.
 
2013-02-19 10:16:54 PM
This constant use of 'epic' is more offensive.

/not offensive, but stupid
//are there really people who honestly get offended? seriously? pussies.
 
2013-02-19 10:20:50 PM
Next someone will want to sell liquor on a Sunday.
 
2013-02-19 10:21:12 PM
That appears to a submission scribbled in haste at 4:53 on a Friday before the article deadline of 5PM.

/yes, it's an F-bomb alright... as in fail-bomb
 
2013-02-19 10:24:39 PM
I would like to direct this to the hipsters making too much noise during Spring Break: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves.
 
2013-02-19 10:27:38 PM
You lint licker!
 
2013-02-19 10:28:12 PM
biatchin' Bahamas Beach Bash.
farkin' Fabulous French Foray.
etc etc
 
2013-02-19 10:29:54 PM
 
2013-02-19 10:31:17 PM

robohobo: This constant use of 'epic' is more offensive.


^This. I'm hoping "legendary" starts making a comeback.
 
2013-02-19 10:31:27 PM
Hipsters: Mother Nature's heads-up that she is a tedious biatch.
 
2013-02-19 10:32:36 PM
static.guim.co.uk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=411ueiat2sY

/ got the ethnics off the beach... LOL
 
2013-02-19 10:34:10 PM
Look at that canyon.  It's FARKING EPIC!  It's called teh goddamn GRAND CANYON for a reason, yo, and holy shiatfark, look at THAT suave motherfarker!  He's riding down the canyon on a donkey - he's gonna ride that farm animal down to the bottom and teabag the goddamn Colorado river.  Jesus Christ, he could slip off the edge and take that ass on the most awesome 30 second ride in the world, and he don't farkin' care if he'd splat at the end, that's what a badass he is!  Don't YOU wish you could be that badass?  Don't be such a pussy, get yourself to the Grand-Farkin'-Canyon and ride some ass down that big crack!
 
2013-02-19 10:34:55 PM
Those fargin' sneaky bastages!
 
2013-02-19 10:37:55 PM
I don't think the brochure should be sworn in until it shows the long form birth certificate.
 
2013-02-19 10:41:10 PM
 
2013-02-19 10:41:19 PM
can't wait to see what the chamber of commerce is cooking up for the rough section downtown. a little advertising is sure to boost business for the liquor store, pawn shop, buy here pay here, check cashing joint and Tito's Guns N Ammo. you just have to know your customer.
 
2013-02-19 10:45:29 PM

Poundit Hardus: Everything you need to know about traveling in Europe


like 4-5 sow-sages.  i lost it at that.  perfectly captures douchebag euros
 
2013-02-19 10:50:15 PM
Saw this coming, not surprised it's here. Hyper local travel outfits (local Caribbean dive shops come to mind) have been doing this for years. Not surprisingly the hipster culture caught wind of it, and now larger operators like Geckos are doing their best to add authenticity to their product by mimicking the trend. Can't say I like it, but then again I'm not sure it's really anything to get your dander up about.
 
2013-02-19 10:52:29 PM
As someone who falls into the 18-35 range that shiat like this is marketed to I'd like to say I'm sick of marketers using words like Epic, like I'm supposed to be impressed. Explain why it's epic, don't just say it's farking epic. this also applies to any advertiser who either use internet memes in their advertisements or structure their advertisements to "go viral."

Come up with something witty if you're gonna go the amusing route, or failing at that actually give information on the product you're trying to sell other than a two second blurb at the end of the commercial. I understand targeted marketing, but it's a little much and is just annoying. If I wanted to watch youtube I'd watch farking youtube.
 
2013-02-19 10:54:05 PM
I'm trying to find the hipster bro-cation trip site again and I can't - it's killing me.  Anyone remember?  I think it was on gawker...
 
2013-02-19 10:57:56 PM
Does this involve Anthony Bourdain?
 
2013-02-19 11:08:04 PM
Works for teddy bears....?

i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-02-19 11:10:33 PM
waitwaitwaitwaitWAIT!! I live in a very touristy place and I'm always in need of a way to attract a young traveler. Am I supposed to have a BROCHURE? I thought buying rounds on ladies night was the ticket

/sees the errors of my ways
//off to print brochures
///will load them up with obscenities. Beautiful women love obscenities. .
 
2013-02-19 11:14:50 PM
I, the brochure, do solemnly swear...
 
2013-02-19 11:16:46 PM
 
2013-02-19 11:24:24 PM
Now take a motherfarking plane on a motherfarking trip, motherfarker!

/snakes
 
2013-02-19 11:24:56 PM

hundreddollarman: robohobo: This constant use of 'epic' is more offensive.

^This. I'm hoping "legendary" starts making a comeback.


This seconded. I can appreciate a well placed swear weird. Epic, not so much. That's trying way too hard.
 
2013-02-19 11:26:06 PM
#@?(+ing a "word"
 
2013-02-19 11:26:38 PM

sportcity444: Saw this coming, not surprised it's here. Hyper local travel outfits (local Caribbean dive shops come to mind) have been doing this for years. Not surprisingly the hipster culture caught wind of it, and now larger operators like Geckos are doing their best to add authenticity to their product by mimicking the trend. Can't say I like it, but then again I'm not sure it's really anything to get your dander up about.


I've read this before somewhere.
 
2013-02-19 11:31:09 PM

MrHappyRotter: Well, fudge, that numbucket would never make it on Fark.  Foul language is a bad thing and you should feel bad for using bad words.  I know a good number of you are a biatchallenged in the head, but that doesn't mean using inappropriate language on the Internet (or anywhere) is acceptable.


Filtered in the Boobies.
/I giggled : )
 
2013-02-19 11:41:13 PM

Poundit Hardus: Everything you need to know about traveling in Europe


Really, a Kroll Show link? you should be murdered. I bet you like Anthony Jeselnik as well.
 
2013-02-19 11:43:17 PM
Swear in your brochure- and limit yourself to the two hundred most commonly used words.
 
2013-02-19 11:53:44 PM

This Face Left Blank: Look at that canyon.  It's FARKING EPIC!  It's called teh goddamn GRAND CANYON for a reason, yo, and holy shiatfark, look at THAT suave motherfarker!  He's riding down the canyon on a donkey - he's gonna ride that farm animal down to the bottom and teabag the goddamn Colorado river.  Jesus Christ, he could slip off the edge and take that ass on the most awesome 30 second ride in the world, and he don't farkin' care if he'd splat at the end, that's what a badass he is!  Don't YOU wish you could be that badass?  Don't be such a pussy, get yourself to the Grand-Farkin'-Canyon and ride some ass down that big crack!


Even though i know it's not an actual Jason Mewes quote, I read that in his voice...
 
2013-02-19 11:57:46 PM
I believe that in these trying times of rampant obscenity, scantily clad hussies, and general society-has-lost-its-wayedness, we need the wisdom of Eric Cartman now more than ever.  "What's the big farking deal, biatch?"
 
2013-02-20 12:12:14 AM
They kept the hard words out of the brochure
 
2013-02-20 12:29:43 AM
so its like the Vice travel guides, with more of a focus on places you would actually like to visit.
 
2013-02-20 12:39:09 AM

dopekitty74: This Face Left Blank: Look at that canyon.  It's FARKING EPIC!  It's called teh goddamn GRAND CANYON for a reason, yo, and holy shiatfark, look at THAT suave motherfarker!  He's riding down the canyon on a donkey - he's gonna ride that farm animal down to the bottom and teabag the goddamn Colorado river.  Jesus Christ, he could slip off the edge and take that ass on the most awesome 30 second ride in the world, and he don't farkin' care if he'd splat at the end, that's what a badass he is!  Don't YOU wish you could be that badass?  Don't be such a pussy, get yourself to the Grand-Farkin'-Canyon and ride some ass down that big crack!

Even though i know it's not an actual Jason Mewes quote, I read that in his voice...


Heh, now I'M doing it!

/ What the fark is the Internet?
 
2013-02-20 12:58:28 AM
Tours for Tourettes.
 
2013-02-20 06:57:38 AM
It seems that the more times per day one uses the term "epic" as an adjective, the more likely it is they have never read one.

/officially cranky, officially old
 
2013-02-20 08:01:19 AM
hero tag? whycome the fark no?
 
2013-02-20 08:34:57 AM
Makes you miss the good old days when all it took was chocolate, dolls, an old van, and chloroform
 
2013-02-20 09:41:52 AM
I don't find cursing to be "offensive," just tacky and trying too-hard. 14-year-olds curse to try and be edgy. I can forgive them because they are just stupid 14 year olds. When someone does it in ad or article copy, I just think they are uncreative.
 
2013-02-20 01:49:26 PM
All I know is that if you want to be cool, you need to

1) Drink beers
2) do pot
3) say swears
 
2013-02-20 02:20:45 PM
assets.diylol.com
 
2013-02-20 02:35:02 PM

Packersfan823: [assets.diylol.com image 510x399]


This


DO NOT EAT FECAL MATER!!
 
2013-02-20 08:05:55 PM
"Do you, brochure, swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?"

/I guess not that kind of swearing in
 
2013-02-20 09:40:24 PM
Look at that booking view!
 
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