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2013-02-19 06:11:35 PM
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Once again, I have to be the one to ask the obvious...
How does she wipe?
2013-02-19 06:49:07 PM
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So simply being an amputee pilot qualifies someone as a hero? Really?

I'm up in arms about this.
2013-02-19 06:41:31 PM
1 votes:

Atomic Spunk: If you've been in an amputee thread before, you may have heard this csb ...

In college, I used to date a girl who was an amputee. When she was very young, she was sitting in the back seat of the car while it was moving. She opened the rear door and stuck her leg out. The rear door hit something and slammed shut, cutting off her right leg just above the knee. She wore a prosthetic, but it wasn't very stable, so she had crutches as well.

The first time we had sex, she was in bed and she had removed her prosthetic. She was laying on her back and I saw her stump. That was the first time I had ever seen it. The first position we did was missionary. I tried to ignore the stump because it was distracting. I focused on the rest of her body and her other leg. But then I thought that she might think I was grossed out by her stump, and I wanted to show her that I loved every part of her body, so I rubbed the tip of her stump then kissed it. Apparently, she was a little self-conscious and said, "No, don't" as she pulled the stump away from my face. As I continued, I could feel myself getting distracted by the stump. I kept telling myself, "Don't think about the stump. Just do what you need to do." Finally, thinking about the stump just got to be too much, and I lost wood. Unfortunately, this happened a couple more times, but by the fourth time we had sex, I was able to keep it up until the end.

We dated for about a year and had sex fairly regularly, but that first time was a bit worrisome because up until then, I had never had an erection problem.


So... I suppose pulling out and aiming for the stump was out of the question?
2013-02-19 06:33:46 PM
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Ryker's Peninsula: Once again, I have to be the one to ask the obvious...
How does she wipe?


Bidet, sir.

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2013-02-19 06:02:14 PM
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"You can drive a car with your feet if you want to; it don't mean its a good farking idea!"
2013-02-19 05:57:30 PM
1 votes:
A lot can be accomplished with enough money.
 
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