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(BBC)   Armless pilot just few in, and boy are her ... um, yeah   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 64
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2013-02-19 04:12:20 PM
sexy amputee thread - GO!

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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-02-19 04:17:33 PM
One foot on the stick, one foot on the throttle, which one holds the cell phone?
 
2013-02-19 05:49:04 PM
It might help if you didn't fark up the joke subby...
 
2013-02-19 05:49:45 PM
Did her l end up with her arms?
 
2013-02-19 05:50:35 PM
I come to Fark for the 'armless humor. Good one.
 
2013-02-19 05:50:41 PM
I don't get it, how does she put on her makeup while looking in her visor mirror?
 
2013-02-19 05:51:06 PM
I can never understand British slang.
 
2013-02-19 05:55:27 PM
The few, the proud.....
 
2013-02-19 05:55:29 PM
Clearly she has experienced more success than subby.
 
2013-02-19 05:55:36 PM
She came unarmed, this time.
 
2013-02-19 05:55:51 PM
mostly armless
 
2013-02-19 05:56:35 PM
Subby, you spelled "boobless" wrong...
 
2013-02-19 05:57:14 PM
I don't get it...was that an intentional headline or, Disarming?
 
2013-02-19 05:57:30 PM
A lot can be accomplished with enough money.
 
2013-02-19 05:57:45 PM
I would comment here but I don't have a leg to stand on.
 
2013-02-19 06:00:12 PM
I think Pastorius needs a new girlfriend.     They'd balance each other out.
 
2013-02-19 06:02:14 PM
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"You can drive a car with your feet if you want to; it don't mean its a good farking idea!"
 
2013-02-19 06:03:23 PM
Yet if I drive with my feet, I get arrested. Bullsh*t.
 
2013-02-19 06:03:51 PM
See? When people say that Americans should be disarmed for their own good, what they really mean is that they should be forced to fly airplanes with their feet.

/and shoot guns, of course.
//From my cold, dead soles.
 
2013-02-19 06:04:00 PM
Say, she's pretty cute. And she can eat with chopsticks. But, can she tie a cherry stem?
 
2013-02-19 06:04:24 PM
Flying with her feet... meh, I'll let her mouth fly cockpit
 
2013-02-19 06:05:56 PM
The least I can do is give this aviatrix a hand....
 
2013-02-19 06:06:42 PM
amputee headline for an amputee story: very clever, subby.
 
2013-02-19 06:06:42 PM
At 3:03 in the video, she starts whipping some nunchakus around.  With her feet.

Awesome.
 
2013-02-19 06:06:57 PM

fappomatic: Say, she's pretty cute. And she can eat with chopsticks. But, can she tie a cherry stem?


She can tie a cherry stem
Quick as a cat can yawn again
She's a young thing
And cannot leave her mother.
 
2013-02-19 06:06:58 PM

ZAZ: One foot on the stick, one foot on the throttle, which one holds the cell phone?


She has a hands free device.
 
2013-02-19 06:08:32 PM
How few?
 
2013-02-19 06:09:50 PM

Parthenogenetic: At 3:03 in the video, she starts whipping some nunchakus around.  With her feet.

Awesome.


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Not impressed.
 
2013-02-19 06:11:35 PM
Once again, I have to be the one to ask the obvious...
How does she wipe?
 
2013-02-19 06:14:22 PM

mrlewish: A lot can be accomplished with enough money.


This is true, however it doesn't seem relevant to the specific situation the article/video are covering. She doesn't seem to have significantly more money that most people. She probably has had decent jobs (she seems fairly intelligent and well-spoken) and makes enough money from her lectures that she can afford to travel, own and SUV and take flying lessons. I'm also guessing that a lot of the travel is, at least partially, subsidized by the organizations for whom she's lecturing.

Maybe I missed the part of the video showing her mansion an private jet.
 
2013-02-19 06:14:42 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: Once again, I have to be the one to ask the obvious...
How does she wipe?


She has a very friendly dog with extremely bad breath?
 
2013-02-19 06:15:59 PM
 
2013-02-19 06:21:26 PM
she has great legs, and if she has such fine motor control over her legs, then her cootch must be amazing.

face down ass up, with just a little pillow smothering.
 
2013-02-19 06:24:14 PM
what the hel? compete headine fail, subby.  i mean, realy.
 
2013-02-19 06:24:14 PM
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2013-02-19 06:24:58 PM
"Armless pilot just few in, and boy are her ... um, yeah"
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few few few few few
 
2013-02-19 06:27:18 PM
^^^^^Oops meant to put he's also a pilot...and he fews in too.
 
2013-02-19 06:27:32 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: Once again, I have to be the one to ask the obvious...
How does she wipe?


A plunger stuck in the floor with a clean moist rag on it. duh. Next to it is another plunger with a rubber rolled down on it, I'll tell you what that's for when you're older.
 
2013-02-19 06:31:12 PM

LeroyBourne: Ryker's Peninsula: Once again, I have to be the one to ask the obvious...
How does she wipe?

A plunger stuck in the floor with a clean moist rag on it. duh. Next to it is another plunger with a rubber rolled down on it, I'll tell you what that's for when you're older.


So, you're saying a modified toilet plunger?
Wow.  Just wow.
 
2013-02-19 06:33:46 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: Once again, I have to be the one to ask the obvious...
How does she wipe?


Bidet, sir.

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/I said BIDET!
 
2013-02-19 06:34:18 PM
If you've been in an amputee thread before, you may have heard this csb ...

In college, I used to date a girl who was an amputee. When she was very young, she was sitting in the back seat of the car while it was moving. She opened the rear door and stuck her leg out. The rear door hit something and slammed shut, cutting off her right leg just above the knee. She wore a prosthetic, but it wasn't very stable, so she had crutches as well.

The first time we had sex, she was in bed and she had removed her prosthetic. She was laying on her back and I saw her stump. That was the first time I had ever seen it. The first position we did was missionary. I tried to ignore the stump because it was distracting. I focused on the rest of her body and her other leg. But then I thought that she might think I was grossed out by her stump, and I wanted to show her that I loved every part of her body, so I rubbed the tip of her stump then kissed it. Apparently, she was a little self-conscious and said, "No, don't" as she pulled the stump away from my face. As I continued, I could feel myself getting distracted by the stump. I kept telling myself, "Don't think about the stump. Just do what you need to do." Finally, thinking about the stump just got to be too much, and I lost wood. Unfortunately, this happened a couple more times, but by the fourth time we had sex, I was able to keep it up until the end.

We dated for about a year and had sex fairly regularly, but that first time was a bit worrisome because up until then, I had never had an erection problem.
 
2013-02-19 06:35:10 PM

LeroyBourne: Ryker's Peninsula: Once again, I have to be the one to ask the obvious...
How does she wipe?

A plunger stuck in the floor with a clean moist rag on it. duh. Next to it is another plunger with a rubber rolled down on it, I'll tell you what that's for when you're older.


Imagine if she slipped and fell while using that.
 
2013-02-19 06:41:31 PM

Atomic Spunk: If you've been in an amputee thread before, you may have heard this csb ...

In college, I used to date a girl who was an amputee. When she was very young, she was sitting in the back seat of the car while it was moving. She opened the rear door and stuck her leg out. The rear door hit something and slammed shut, cutting off her right leg just above the knee. She wore a prosthetic, but it wasn't very stable, so she had crutches as well.

The first time we had sex, she was in bed and she had removed her prosthetic. She was laying on her back and I saw her stump. That was the first time I had ever seen it. The first position we did was missionary. I tried to ignore the stump because it was distracting. I focused on the rest of her body and her other leg. But then I thought that she might think I was grossed out by her stump, and I wanted to show her that I loved every part of her body, so I rubbed the tip of her stump then kissed it. Apparently, she was a little self-conscious and said, "No, don't" as she pulled the stump away from my face. As I continued, I could feel myself getting distracted by the stump. I kept telling myself, "Don't think about the stump. Just do what you need to do." Finally, thinking about the stump just got to be too much, and I lost wood. Unfortunately, this happened a couple more times, but by the fourth time we had sex, I was able to keep it up until the end.

We dated for about a year and had sex fairly regularly, but that first time was a bit worrisome because up until then, I had never had an erection problem.


So... I suppose pulling out and aiming for the stump was out of the question?
 
2013-02-19 06:44:01 PM

FirstNationalBastard:
So... I suppose pulling out and aiming for the stump was out of the question?


Most definitely. Also out of the question - allowing her to shove the stump up my butthole (someone has suggested this once when I told this story here before).
 
2013-02-19 06:47:04 PM

Atomic Spunk: FirstNationalBastard:
So... I suppose pulling out and aiming for the stump was out of the question?

Most definitely. Also out of the question - allowing her to shove the stump up my butthole (someone has suggested this once when I told this story here before).


I was considering that, but unless she had freaky skinny legs, or a weirdly pointy stump, it would have been physically impossible.

Now, if it was a missing hand amputated at the wrist, with some lube and a high threshold for pain, you might have been able to get the stump up there. But not a leg.
 
2013-02-19 06:49:07 PM
So simply being an amputee pilot qualifies someone as a hero? Really?

I'm up in arms about this.
 
2013-02-19 07:09:43 PM
She has more chance of playing tennis than getting a license from FAA.
 
2013-02-19 07:18:03 PM
This is Jessica. And I have the weirdest boner right now.
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2013-02-19 07:25:55 PM
Somebody send her this tee.

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/aisle seat please
 
2013-02-19 07:27:49 PM
Atomic Spunk: FirstNationalBastard:
So... I suppose pulling out and aiming for the stump was out of the question?

Most definitely. Also out of the question - allowing her to shove the stump up my butthole (someone has suggested this once when I told this story here before).

I was considering that, but unless she had freaky skinny legs, or a weirdly pointy stump, it would have been physically impossible.

Now, if it was a missing hand amputated at the wrist, with some lube and a high threshold for pain, you might have been able to get the stump up there. But not a leg.


Behold...this is why I LOVE FARK.
 
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