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(The Blemish)   While her boyfriend lay on a stretcher bleeding, Paris Hilton made sure the camera got her good side   (theblemish.com) divider line 16
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2013-02-19 07:34:54 PM  
6 votes:
i291.photobucket.com

oblig
2013-02-19 07:35:16 PM  
5 votes:

HotIgneous Intruder: Yeah, a gash to the bone looks like great fun.

/Retards.


I don't care for Paris Hilton either, but that's a pretty cruel way to describe her.
2013-02-19 05:37:33 PM  
4 votes:
♫  Boyfriend on a stretcher, I know
I know - it's serious
Boyfriend on a stretcher, I know
I know - it's really serious
There were times when I could
Have "murdered" him
(But you know, I would hate
Anything to happen to him)

NO, I DON'T WANT TO SEE HIM

Do you really think
He'll pull through ?
Do you really think
He'll pull through ?
Do ...

Boyfriend on a stretcher, I know
I know - it's serious
My, my, my, my, my, my baby, goodbye

There were times when I could
Have "strangled" him
(But you know, I would hate
Anything to happen to him)
WOULD YOU PLEASE
LET ME SEE HIM !

Do you really think
He'll pull through ?
Do you really think
He'll pull through ?
Do ...
Let me whisper my last goodbyes
2013-02-19 07:15:08 PM  
3 votes:

skinink: Just farking smile for the camera, your head doesn't weigh a ton, does it?


I can't imagine hers does.
2013-02-19 10:53:37 PM  
2 votes:
d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net
2013-02-19 05:34:48 PM  
2 votes:
She HAS one...?

WHERE?!?
2013-02-20 08:37:22 AM  
1 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-02-20 12:50:33 AM  
1 votes:
From that angle he looks like an astronaut got run over by a steamroller.
2013-02-20 12:22:21 AM  
1 votes:
SHE almost passed out after seeing HIS gash?

And HE'S the one bleeding but HE'S giving the thumbs up behind his posing girlfriend?

So farked up, I dunno where to begin.
2013-02-19 09:16:36 PM  
1 votes:

rev. dave: If this surprises him, he is really stupid.


Because people she dates are known for their high IQs and not their resistance to super STDs
2013-02-19 08:50:56 PM  
1 votes:
It's been suggested on more than one occasion that this vapid heiress act of hers is just that: An act. And that she is, in fact, an exceptionally brilliant business maven who has steadfastly cultivated this persona as part of an ongoing performance art project.

Yeah, I'm still laughing too.
2013-02-19 08:30:52 PM  
1 votes:
At first she was all

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com


but then she was all

nehathegreat.files.wordpress.com
2013-02-19 08:22:35 PM  
1 votes:

HotIgneous Intruder: Yeah, a gash to the bone looks like great fun.

/Retards.


He totally did it on purpose just so she could get that shot.

/retard
2013-02-19 07:44:22 PM  
1 votes:
"...suffering a gash..."

This goes without saying.
2013-02-19 07:27:30 PM  
1 votes:

ChrisDe: [upload.wikimedia.org image 250x125]


"Wait a minute.  You hear I was injured in a car crash, and the first thing you do is stop for Jujubes?"
2013-02-19 06:48:08 PM  
1 votes:
Paris Hilton excitedly Pheeds or Twitters

#Paris Hilton
#boyfriend
#gash

Interwebby yawns and responds

#seen it
#gotta run my cellphone is ringing
 
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