Atomic Spunk: I don't care how stupid or irritating she is. Doesn't matter to me as I'll never be spending any time with her. But insofar as looks are concerned, I think she's very attractive.
Gyrfalcon: She can't not pose. If she was being raped to death and someone came by with a camera, we'd get that same vapid little smirk as she expired.
TimeCubeFan: To be fair, photographers make kids grin, say "now look sexy" and frame shots in a predictable way. It's what they do. Chances are after help arrived all was OK and tensions eased. But keep in mind that headlines are designed to "prime" us for what we're about to see. In that frame of reference it would appear she was just self-absorbed (and she might very well have been). But nothing in the photo suggests to me anything but a lighthearted play by the photographer's likely suggestions after the mood lightened./skeptic
Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'd let her smoke my weiner in the back of my lino and when she was done, kick her ass out.
skinink: Sgt Otter: Eh, he's posing too. BFD.Yea, it's not like he's losing tons of blood and the medics are trying to close the wound and he's passed out, then she strikes a pose. But I wish she would stop that silly tilt her head for a photo thing. Just farking smile for the camera, your head doesn't weigh a ton, does it?
Sgt Otter: Eh, he's posing too. BFD.
nakedcritic: Just when you think she ISN'T the worst farking person alive, who legitimately deserves to be punched in the spleen until it ruptures in an orgy of colour...
Spanky McStupid: At first she was all[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 184x273]but then she was all[nehathegreat.files.wordpress.com image 428x280]
Krieghund: Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'd let her smoke my weiner in the back of my lino and when she was done, kick her ass out.Maybe it's sour grapes, but I really can't imagine she'd be any good at wiener smoking.
Atomic Spunk: Had Paris Hilton been just an ordinary person, maybe a neighbor or someone who took classes with me in college, I'd think she was an absolute knockout. Even with the wonky eye, that woman is just drop-dead gorgeous. The pictures below are a mugshots. Who the hell looks that good in a mugshot?[www3.pictures.zimbio.com image 340x437][assets.poponthepop.com image 350x440]I don't care how stupid or irritating she is. Doesn't matter to me as I'll never be spending any time with her. But insofar as looks are concerned, I think she's very attractive.
oldfarthenry: [cdn.theblemish.com image 640x441]♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫Just hear those sleigh bells jingling,Ring ting tingling tooCome on, it's lovely weatherFor a sleigh ride photo-op together with you ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
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