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(The Blemish)   While her boyfriend lay on a stretcher bleeding, Paris Hilton made sure the camera got her good side   (theblemish.com) divider line 76
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2013-02-19 05:34:48 PM
She HAS one...?

WHERE?!?
 
2013-02-19 05:37:33 PM
♫  Boyfriend on a stretcher, I know
I know - it's serious
Boyfriend on a stretcher, I know
I know - it's really serious
There were times when I could
Have "murdered" him
(But you know, I would hate
Anything to happen to him)

NO, I DON'T WANT TO SEE HIM

Do you really think
He'll pull through ?
Do you really think
He'll pull through ?
Do ...

Boyfriend on a stretcher, I know
I know - it's serious
My, my, my, my, my, my baby, goodbye

There were times when I could
Have "strangled" him
(But you know, I would hate
Anything to happen to him)
WOULD YOU PLEASE
LET ME SEE HIM !

Do you really think
He'll pull through ?
Do you really think
He'll pull through ?
Do ...
Let me whisper my last goodbyes
 
2013-02-19 06:00:05 PM
Too funny.
 
2013-02-19 06:00:51 PM
Meh, I've had cuts that would probably require immobilization of the leg by the book, easiest and most practiced way is probably the backboard there.  Not to mention easier to carry with handholds since Paramedics covering their asses probably can't let you hobble to the ambulance.  Doesn't mean it's life threatening.

If you can still flip off the camera, you're fine.
 
2013-02-19 06:33:29 PM
Eh, he's posing too. BFD.
 
2013-02-19 06:48:08 PM
Paris Hilton excitedly Pheeds or Twitters

#Paris Hilton
#boyfriend
#gash

Interwebby yawns and responds

#seen it
#gotta run my cellphone is ringing
 
2013-02-19 06:54:30 PM

Sgt Otter: Eh, he's posing too. BFD.

 
2013-02-19 06:55:42 PM
If this surprises him, he is really stupid.
 
2013-02-19 06:57:27 PM
As a bonus the picture has been Instagram'd to look like a faded 60's shot.

#douchebaguette
 
2013-02-19 07:01:57 PM

Mind of the North Star: Sgt Otter: Eh, he's posing too. BFD.

 
2013-02-19 07:05:51 PM
I'd just like to give some props to  subbyfor the proper usage of the past tense of "lie," "lay." Keep fighting the good fight.
 
2013-02-19 07:06:54 PM
The "thumbs up" by him while she sits there doing that pose made me literally LOL.
 
2013-02-19 07:10:31 PM

MaxxLarge: She HAS one...?

WHERE?!?


she's sitting on it
 
2013-02-19 07:11:39 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-02-19 07:12:41 PM
She's all heart gangly, isn't she?
 
2013-02-19 07:13:00 PM

Sgt Otter: Eh, he's posing too. BFD.


Yea, it's not like he's losing tons of blood and the medics are trying to close the wound and he's passed out, then she strikes a pose. But I wish she would stop that silly tilt her head for a photo thing. Just farking smile for the camera, your head doesn't weigh a ton, does it?
 
2013-02-19 07:15:08 PM

skinink: Just farking smile for the camera, your head doesn't weigh a ton, does it?


I can't imagine hers does.
 
2013-02-19 07:27:30 PM

ChrisDe: [upload.wikimedia.org image 250x125]


"Wait a minute.  You hear I was injured in a car crash, and the first thing you do is stop for Jujubes?"
 
2013-02-19 07:30:01 PM
To be fair, photographers make kids grin, say "now look sexy" and frame shots in a predictable way. It's what they do. Chances are after help arrived all was OK and tensions eased. But keep in mind that headlines are designed to "prime" us for what we're about to see. In that frame of reference it would appear she was just self-absorbed (and she might very well have been). But nothing in the photo suggests to me anything but a lighthearted play by the photographer's likely suggestions after the mood lightened.

/skeptic
 
2013-02-19 07:32:29 PM
Yeah, a gash to the bone looks like great fun.

/Retards.
 
2013-02-19 07:33:07 PM

TimeCubeFan: To be fair, photographers make kids grin, say "now look sexy"


Oops, that just came out wrong :)
 
2013-02-19 07:34:54 PM
i291.photobucket.com

oblig
 
2013-02-19 07:35:16 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: Yeah, a gash to the bone looks like great fun.

/Retards.


I don't care for Paris Hilton either, but that's a pretty cruel way to describe her.
 
2013-02-19 07:40:19 PM
Another story about nothing. If her Bf was in any kind of serious danger, he wouldn't be lying there posing for the pic as well.
 
2013-02-19 07:44:18 PM
I'd let her smoke my weiner in the back of my lino and when she was done, kick her ass out.
 
2013-02-19 07:44:22 PM
"...suffering a gash..."

This goes without saying.
 
2013-02-19 07:45:54 PM

fusillade762: As a bonus the picture has been Instagram'd to look like a faded 60's shot.

#douchebaguette


Came here to point this out as well.  Sort of completes the douche trifecta on this one nicely, doesn't it?
 
2013-02-19 07:49:19 PM

ChrisDe: [upload.wikimedia.org image 250x125]


Why can't I find Jububes anymore? I love those horrible hard little candy bits. Jujyfruits just farking suck.
 
2013-02-19 07:55:43 PM
Had Paris Hilton been just an ordinary person, maybe a neighbor or someone who took classes with me in college, I'd think she was an absolute knockout. Even with the wonky eye, that woman is just drop-dead gorgeous. The pictures below are a mugshots. Who the hell looks that good in a mugshot?
www3.pictures.zimbio.com
assets.poponthepop.com

I don't care how stupid or irritating she is. Doesn't matter to me as I'll never be spending any time with her. But insofar as looks are concerned, I think she's very attractive.
 
2013-02-19 08:01:56 PM
She was photographed with her top on?

Huh, thats a first
 
2013-02-19 08:10:52 PM
I have no problem with Paris now that everyone's stopped talking about her every 90 seconds. She's hot and it looks like her beau isn't all that worried about his leg either.

Thanks for disappearing, Paris. You're way more tolerable now.
 
2013-02-19 08:14:43 PM
It's not like she's a bad person, she just doesn't know anything else. So unless she pushed him down the slope, I'm going to give her a pass on this.
 
2013-02-19 08:16:28 PM
HotIgneous Intruder: Yeah, a gash to the bone BO WO WHAMMO WHAM WHAlooks like great fun.

/Retards.

ftfy
 
2013-02-19 08:22:35 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: Yeah, a gash to the bone looks like great fun.

/Retards.


He totally did it on purpose just so she could get that shot.

/retard
 
2013-02-19 08:26:36 PM
Every now and then, I realize that I just can't decide how much of her persona is a huge put-on.

Then I remember that I don't care and get back to my life.
 
2013-02-19 08:30:52 PM
At first she was all

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com


but then she was all

nehathegreat.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-19 08:32:37 PM
But I don't see her insides in the photo.
 
2013-02-19 08:36:53 PM

Atomic Spunk: Had Paris Hilton been just an ordinary person, maybe a neighbor or someone who took classes with me in college, I'd think she was an absolute knockout. Even with the wonky eye, that woman is just drop-dead gorgeous. The pictures below are a mugshots. Who the hell looks that good in a mugshot?
[www3.pictures.zimbio.com image 340x437]
[assets.poponthepop.com image 350x440]

I don't care how stupid or irritating she is. Doesn't matter to me as I'll never be spending any time with her. But insofar as looks are concerned, I think she's very attractive.


If she had been an ordinary person with whom you might have gone to college, she wouldn't look like that.  She'd still be a plain, brown-eyed dirty blonde.  What you see now is the result of many thousands of dollars of surgery, makeup, hair dye, contacts, and a full-time special effects crew which rivals ILM.

Hell, with her money, I could look good in a mug shot.  On the other hand, without her money, I've never had one taken.
 
2013-02-19 08:45:50 PM
I can't blame her. She knows that the cameras are going to be there and will want a snapshot of her doing something mostly ugly or ridiculous. Look at how the photo of her crying became so popular and probably made the site that posted it first a ton of money. So, this is her way of giving the photographer the finger and saying, "Nope. Not going to give you want you want. I am doing it my way."
 
2013-02-19 08:50:56 PM
It's been suggested on more than one occasion that this vapid heiress act of hers is just that: An act. And that she is, in fact, an exceptionally brilliant business maven who has steadfastly cultivated this persona as part of an ongoing performance art project.

Yeah, I'm still laughing too.
 
2013-02-19 09:01:22 PM

Sgt Otter: Eh, he's posing too. BFD.


Yeah, he's been attended to and on some sort of stretcher thing.  He's even giving a thumbs up.  I don't care enough about people like this to get upset about their shenanigans one way or the other.
 
2013-02-19 09:09:12 PM
if i had the time or proficiency, i'd like to create a photoshop of what her face looks like under all that gear, with two sets of eyes, one covered by sunglasses by her nose and another set up higher where her forehead should be, and then have the forehead just above that.

/actually no, I don't have anything of value to add to the discussion
 
2013-02-19 09:16:36 PM

rev. dave: If this surprises him, he is really stupid.


Because people she dates are known for their high IQs and not their resistance to super STDs
 
2013-02-19 09:22:56 PM
Just when you think she ISN'T the worst farking person alive, who legitimately deserves to be punched in the spleen until it ruptures in an orgy of colour...
 
2013-02-19 09:53:16 PM
What's she supposed to be doing?  She not a doctor so I don't think she has any business treating the injured.  What difference does it make if she stands there looking on or if she makes s stupid face for a photographer?
 
2013-02-19 10:04:30 PM
Two douches, they're a perfect match.
 
2013-02-19 10:06:50 PM
She can't not pose. If she was being raped to death and someone came by with a camera, we'd get that same vapid little smirk as she expired.
 
2013-02-19 10:11:39 PM
What, you expect a attention whore to behave any differently?
 
2013-02-19 10:15:22 PM
Christ, he's giving the thumbs up. He's fine. Who the fark cares?
 
2013-02-19 10:20:39 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'd let her smoke my weiner in the back of my lino and when she was done, kick her ass out.


Maybe it's sour grapes, but I really can't imagine she'd be any good at wiener smoking.
 
2013-02-19 10:28:54 PM

Atomic Spunk: I don't care how stupid or irritating she is. Doesn't matter to me as I'll never be spending any time with her. But insofar as looks are concerned, I think she's very attractive.


Now that I'm not being forced to see her every day I'm much more willing to give her the benefit of the doubt in alot of situations as well as looks.

Now I'm pretty sure she could care less what a chunky guy who is damned near 40 thinks.  But as some barometer for the overall I think its probably a good thing.
 
2013-02-19 10:53:37 PM
d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net
 
2013-02-19 11:35:35 PM

Gyrfalcon: She can't not pose. If she was being raped to death and someone came by with a camera, we'd get that same vapid little smirk as she expired.


I chuckled out loud at that.
 
2013-02-19 11:44:06 PM

TimeCubeFan: To be fair, photographers make kids grin, say "now look sexy" and frame shots in a predictable way. It's what they do. Chances are after help arrived all was OK and tensions eased. But keep in mind that headlines are designed to "prime" us for what we're about to see. In that frame of reference it would appear she was just self-absorbed (and she might very well have been). But nothing in the photo suggests to me anything but a lighthearted play by the photographer's likely suggestions after the mood lightened.

/skeptic


Or it's just muscle memory at this point.
 
2013-02-19 11:45:16 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'd let her smoke my weiner in the back of my lino and when she was done, kick her ass out.



i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-20 12:22:21 AM
SHE almost passed out after seeing HIS gash?

And HE'S the one bleeding but HE'S giving the thumbs up behind his posing girlfriend?

So farked up, I dunno where to begin.
 
2013-02-20 12:33:23 AM

Atomic Spunk: I don't care how stupid or irritating she is. Doesn't matter to me as I'll never be spending any time with her. But insofar as looks are concerned, I think she's very attractive.


Still not as hot as Christine Lakin.

/Yes, even under all the nottie makup.
 
2013-02-20 12:50:33 AM
From that angle he looks like an astronaut got run over by a steamroller.
 
2013-02-20 01:00:00 AM
I gave up hope that life will ever catch up with her.
 
2013-02-20 01:10:09 AM

skinink: Sgt Otter: Eh, he's posing too. BFD.

Yea, it's not like he's losing tons of blood and the medics are trying to close the wound and he's passed out, then she strikes a pose. But I wish she would stop that silly tilt her head for a photo thing. Just farking smile for the camera, your head doesn't weigh a ton, does it?


it's the gravitational pull from her huge feet
 
2013-02-20 01:12:03 AM

Sgt Otter: Eh, he's posing too. BFD.


I think he's flipping her off.
 
2013-02-20 01:24:32 AM

nakedcritic: Just when you think she ISN'T the worst farking person alive, who legitimately deserves to be punched in the spleen until it ruptures in an orgy of colour...


People that hate a person they don't know this much have bought into the act. You're just as moronic as the person who purchases products because they have "Paris Hilton" written on them.
 
2013-02-20 01:34:50 AM
Really? This is news? Can we get more melodramatic? What's she supposed to be doing right now? The guy is strapped to a backboard, which is tied to the back end of a snowmobile. If he was ACTUALLY "bleeding on the ice", you morons might have a point, but he's been attended to, and is obviously in good enough shape to give a thumbs up to the faring camera.

I can't stand this silly twunt, but Jesus, give the woman a break, you asshats are acting like the guy has an arterial bleed, she's the only one who can stop it, and she decided to pose for the paparazzi.

And how the fark does garbage like tis get greened, considering the hundreds of better stories we see all week that never make it? Seems like a lot of these "no story here" stories popping up lately, is there some kind of auto-green script running now, eliminating the need for actual moderators?
 
2013-02-20 04:19:45 AM

Spanky McStupid: At first she was all

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 184x273]


but then she was all

[nehathegreat.files.wordpress.com image 428x280]


Man, I remember the Paris is arrested thread. That was epic.
 
2013-02-20 07:18:27 AM
Actually that's a pretty funny picture, I like the thumbs up. What did you want her to do, act all hysterical?
 
2013-02-20 07:56:29 AM
Apos:
It's been suggested on more than one occasion that this vapid heiress act of hers is just that: An act. And that she is, in fact, an exceptionally brilliant business maven who has steadfastly cultivated this persona as part of an ongoing performance art project.

Not so much as an art project - it's a great way to make money. She makes several million dollars a year from just being Paris Hilton. She's one of the few heiresses who actually runs a profit. That's what happens when you hire the right people to manage the business, then make products that people actually want to buy - her perfumes alone have brought in about $1.5 billion dollars. Yes, with a "B". She only makes a small percentage of that, but she's still worth something like $100 million...

Yeah, I'm still laughing too.

So is she. All the way to the bank. Say what you want, but the girl knows marketing.

As far as the photo goes, she's had her picture taken enough to know that acting like you folks wanted her to act (hysterical, distraught) would have gotten "Paris Freaks Out Over Boy-Toy's Injuries" instead.
 
2013-02-20 08:29:12 AM
That's actually pretty funny.
 
2013-02-20 08:37:22 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-20 09:27:40 AM
cdn.theblemish.com
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
Just hear those sleigh bells jingling,
Ring ting tingling too
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a sleigh ride photo-op together with you
 ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
 
2013-02-20 09:36:36 AM
thanasis.com

Approves
 
2013-02-20 09:53:17 AM
s17.postimage.org
 
2013-02-20 11:10:29 AM

Krieghund: Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'd let her smoke my weiner in the back of my lino and when she was done, kick her ass out.
Maybe it's sour grapes, but I really can't imagine she'd be any good at wiener smoking.


There's some sort of proof of this one way or the other, isn't there?
 
2013-02-20 11:11:29 AM

Atomic Spunk: Had Paris Hilton been just an ordinary person, maybe a neighbor or someone who took classes with me in college, I'd think she was an absolute knockout. Even with the wonky eye, that woman is just drop-dead gorgeous. The pictures below are a mugshots. Who the hell looks that good in a mugshot?
[www3.pictures.zimbio.com image 340x437]
[assets.poponthepop.com image 350x440]

I don't care how stupid or irritating she is. Doesn't matter to me as I'll never be spending any time with her. But insofar as looks are concerned, I think she's very attractive.


Icky little bird nose. Lips that look like pink slugs crawling across her face. To each their own. I find her to be on the ugly side, personally.

/Mostly, I hate her nose.
//Noses are important. They're right there, in the middle of the face.
///Her lips look derpy, too.
 
kab
2013-02-20 12:06:24 PM
Any rational person would assume this is an Onion article.  Jesus.
 
2013-02-20 03:19:27 PM
Anyone who has seen her sex tapes knows that she is a self absorbed, brainless, spoiled waste of a human.
 
2013-02-20 04:26:41 PM

oldfarthenry: [cdn.theblemish.com image 640x441]
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
Just hear those sleigh bells jingling,
Ring ting tingling too
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a sleigh ride photo-op together with you
 ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫


wow
having to get carted off the bunny slope

that sucks
 
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