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(The Blemish)   While her boyfriend lay on a stretcher bleeding, Paris Hilton made sure the camera got her good side   (theblemish.com) divider line 76
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2013-02-19 10:28:54 PM  

Atomic Spunk: I don't care how stupid or irritating she is. Doesn't matter to me as I'll never be spending any time with her. But insofar as looks are concerned, I think she's very attractive.


Now that I'm not being forced to see her every day I'm much more willing to give her the benefit of the doubt in alot of situations as well as looks.

Now I'm pretty sure she could care less what a chunky guy who is damned near 40 thinks.  But as some barometer for the overall I think its probably a good thing.
 
2013-02-19 10:53:37 PM  
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2013-02-19 11:35:35 PM  

Gyrfalcon: She can't not pose. If she was being raped to death and someone came by with a camera, we'd get that same vapid little smirk as she expired.


I chuckled out loud at that.
 
2013-02-19 11:44:06 PM  

TimeCubeFan: To be fair, photographers make kids grin, say "now look sexy" and frame shots in a predictable way. It's what they do. Chances are after help arrived all was OK and tensions eased. But keep in mind that headlines are designed to "prime" us for what we're about to see. In that frame of reference it would appear she was just self-absorbed (and she might very well have been). But nothing in the photo suggests to me anything but a lighthearted play by the photographer's likely suggestions after the mood lightened.

/skeptic


Or it's just muscle memory at this point.
 
2013-02-19 11:45:16 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'd let her smoke my weiner in the back of my lino and when she was done, kick her ass out.



i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-20 12:22:21 AM  
SHE almost passed out after seeing HIS gash?

And HE'S the one bleeding but HE'S giving the thumbs up behind his posing girlfriend?

So farked up, I dunno where to begin.
 
2013-02-20 12:33:23 AM  

Atomic Spunk: I don't care how stupid or irritating she is. Doesn't matter to me as I'll never be spending any time with her. But insofar as looks are concerned, I think she's very attractive.


Still not as hot as Christine Lakin.

/Yes, even under all the nottie makup.
 
2013-02-20 12:50:33 AM  
From that angle he looks like an astronaut got run over by a steamroller.
 
2013-02-20 01:00:00 AM  
I gave up hope that life will ever catch up with her.
 
2013-02-20 01:10:09 AM  

skinink: Sgt Otter: Eh, he's posing too. BFD.

Yea, it's not like he's losing tons of blood and the medics are trying to close the wound and he's passed out, then she strikes a pose. But I wish she would stop that silly tilt her head for a photo thing. Just farking smile for the camera, your head doesn't weigh a ton, does it?


it's the gravitational pull from her huge feet
 
2013-02-20 01:12:03 AM  

Sgt Otter: Eh, he's posing too. BFD.


I think he's flipping her off.
 
2013-02-20 01:24:32 AM  

nakedcritic: Just when you think she ISN'T the worst farking person alive, who legitimately deserves to be punched in the spleen until it ruptures in an orgy of colour...


People that hate a person they don't know this much have bought into the act. You're just as moronic as the person who purchases products because they have "Paris Hilton" written on them.
 
2013-02-20 01:34:50 AM  
Really? This is news? Can we get more melodramatic? What's she supposed to be doing right now? The guy is strapped to a backboard, which is tied to the back end of a snowmobile. If he was ACTUALLY "bleeding on the ice", you morons might have a point, but he's been attended to, and is obviously in good enough shape to give a thumbs up to the faring camera.

I can't stand this silly twunt, but Jesus, give the woman a break, you asshats are acting like the guy has an arterial bleed, she's the only one who can stop it, and she decided to pose for the paparazzi.

And how the fark does garbage like tis get greened, considering the hundreds of better stories we see all week that never make it? Seems like a lot of these "no story here" stories popping up lately, is there some kind of auto-green script running now, eliminating the need for actual moderators?
 
2013-02-20 04:19:45 AM  

Spanky McStupid: At first she was all

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but then she was all

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Man, I remember the Paris is arrested thread. That was epic.
 
2013-02-20 07:18:27 AM  
Actually that's a pretty funny picture, I like the thumbs up. What did you want her to do, act all hysterical?
 
2013-02-20 07:56:29 AM  
Apos:
It's been suggested on more than one occasion that this vapid heiress act of hers is just that: An act. And that she is, in fact, an exceptionally brilliant business maven who has steadfastly cultivated this persona as part of an ongoing performance art project.

Not so much as an art project - it's a great way to make money. She makes several million dollars a year from just being Paris Hilton. She's one of the few heiresses who actually runs a profit. That's what happens when you hire the right people to manage the business, then make products that people actually want to buy - her perfumes alone have brought in about $1.5 billion dollars. Yes, with a "B". She only makes a small percentage of that, but she's still worth something like $100 million...

Yeah, I'm still laughing too.

So is she. All the way to the bank. Say what you want, but the girl knows marketing.

As far as the photo goes, she's had her picture taken enough to know that acting like you folks wanted her to act (hysterical, distraught) would have gotten "Paris Freaks Out Over Boy-Toy's Injuries" instead.
 
2013-02-20 08:29:12 AM  
That's actually pretty funny.
 
2013-02-20 08:37:22 AM  
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2013-02-20 09:27:40 AM  
cdn.theblemish.com
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
Just hear those sleigh bells jingling,
Ring ting tingling too
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a sleigh ride photo-op together with you
 ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
 
2013-02-20 09:36:36 AM  
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Approves
 
2013-02-20 09:53:17 AM  
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2013-02-20 11:10:29 AM  

Krieghund: Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'd let her smoke my weiner in the back of my lino and when she was done, kick her ass out.
Maybe it's sour grapes, but I really can't imagine she'd be any good at wiener smoking.


There's some sort of proof of this one way or the other, isn't there?
 
2013-02-20 11:11:29 AM  

Atomic Spunk: Had Paris Hilton been just an ordinary person, maybe a neighbor or someone who took classes with me in college, I'd think she was an absolute knockout. Even with the wonky eye, that woman is just drop-dead gorgeous. The pictures below are a mugshots. Who the hell looks that good in a mugshot?
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I don't care how stupid or irritating she is. Doesn't matter to me as I'll never be spending any time with her. But insofar as looks are concerned, I think she's very attractive.


Icky little bird nose. Lips that look like pink slugs crawling across her face. To each their own. I find her to be on the ugly side, personally.

/Mostly, I hate her nose.
//Noses are important. They're right there, in the middle of the face.
///Her lips look derpy, too.
 
kab
2013-02-20 12:06:24 PM  
Any rational person would assume this is an Onion article.  Jesus.
 
2013-02-20 03:19:27 PM  
Anyone who has seen her sex tapes knows that she is a self absorbed, brainless, spoiled waste of a human.
 
2013-02-20 04:26:41 PM  

oldfarthenry: [cdn.theblemish.com image 640x441]
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
Just hear those sleigh bells jingling,
Ring ting tingling too
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a sleigh ride photo-op together with you
 ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫


wow
having to get carted off the bunny slope

that sucks
 
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