Sgt Otter: Eh, he's posing too. BFD.
Mind of the North Star: Sgt Otter: Eh, he's posing too. BFD.
MaxxLarge: She HAS one...?WHERE?!?
skinink: Just farking smile for the camera, your head doesn't weigh a ton, does it?
ChrisDe: [upload.wikimedia.org image 250x125]
TimeCubeFan: To be fair, photographers make kids grin, say "now look sexy"
HotIgneous Intruder: Yeah, a gash to the bone looks like great fun./Retards.
fusillade762: As a bonus the picture has been Instagram'd to look like a faded 60's shot.#douchebaguette
Atomic Spunk: Had Paris Hilton been just an ordinary person, maybe a neighbor or someone who took classes with me in college, I'd think she was an absolute knockout. Even with the wonky eye, that woman is just drop-dead gorgeous. The pictures below are a mugshots. Who the hell looks that good in a mugshot?[www3.pictures.zimbio.com image 340x437][assets.poponthepop.com image 350x440]I don't care how stupid or irritating she is. Doesn't matter to me as I'll never be spending any time with her. But insofar as looks are concerned, I think she's very attractive.
rev. dave: If this surprises him, he is really stupid.
Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'd let her smoke my weiner in the back of my lino and when she was done, kick her ass out.
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