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2013-02-19 03:07:27 PM
 
2013-02-19 03:09:50 PM
3 skidmarks and you're out
 
2013-02-19 04:00:47 PM
Might as well get the kids used to police surveillance while they're young.
 
2013-02-19 04:03:52 PM

davidphogan: Might as well get the kids used to police surveillance while they're young.


plus this is Pennsylvania - a state with a private run prison corporation that LOVES throwing kids in jail and is willing to bribe cops and judges to do it.
 
2013-02-19 04:08:45 PM
So you can video them cotton-sawing a fat kid's crotch but you can't swat 'em with a yard (or metre) stick?
I hate this modern world.
 
2013-02-19 04:12:06 PM

Weaver95: davidphogan: Might as well get the kids used to police surveillance while they're young.

plus this is Pennsylvania - a state with a private run prison corporation that LOVES throwing kids in jail and is willing to bribe cops and judges to do it.


the circle is complete.
 
2013-02-19 04:12:13 PM
clubhardhead.com
 
2013-02-19 04:13:30 PM
thechive.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-19 04:19:00 PM
Are there videos of the girls locker room?  I'm sure the cops would be all over that.
 
2013-02-19 04:20:15 PM
I wear European swimming trunks when I go sailing.  Last summer, I was out by myself on the open water.  I slipped while pulling in the rigging, fell over the side, and caught the back of my trunks on the side of the boat.  The swimsuit stretched as it tore into my asshole.  Blood ran down my legs in rivulets.  I felt like someone was pounding my balls up inside my body.  I kept spontaneously throwing up all over myself.  I was stuck and couldn't get free.

It's a good twenty feet down to the water from where I hung.  Well, at first anyway.  By the time I got through the rough seas overnight, my toes were dipping into the cold ocean.  The swimsuit was touching something on my insides, like my liver or some other vital organ.  The blood had attracted sharks and other sea life.  I had to kick at them each time the boat went down.  This drove the material even further up my ass.  I felt as though I was being raped by a thousand horny nightmares.

At dawn on the third day, I awoke to find the boat beached.  Overweight men in Hawaiian shirts with their lumps of wives were pointing up at me, laughing.  When they finally cut me down, I couldn't stand on my own anymore.  I've not been able to walk since.  And it's impossible to find jeans with an 84 inch inseam.  I wish I'd died.
 
2013-02-19 04:21:32 PM
I guess they had to find something to replace declining speed-cam revenues.

Seriously creepy.
 
2013-02-19 04:22:22 PM

spentmiles: I wear European swimming trunks when I go sailing.  Last summer, I was out by myself on the open water.  I slipped while pulling in the rigging, fell over the side, and caught the back of my trunks on the side of the boat.  The swimsuit stretched as it tore into my asshole.  Blood ran down my legs in rivulets.  I felt like someone was pounding my balls up inside my body.  I kept spontaneously throwing up all over myself.  I was stuck and couldn't get free.

It's a good twenty feet down to the water from where I hung.  Well, at first anyway.  By the time I got through the rough seas overnight, my toes were dipping into the cold ocean.  The swimsuit was touching something on my insides, like my liver or some other vital organ.  The blood had attracted sharks and other sea life.  I had to kick at them each time the boat went down.  This drove the material even further up my ass.  I felt as though I was being raped by a thousand horny nightmares.

At dawn on the third day, I awoke to find the boat beached.  Overweight men in Hawaiian shirts with their lumps of wives were pointing up at me, laughing.  When they finally cut me down, I couldn't stand on my own anymore.  I've not been able to walk since.  And it's impossible to find jeans with an 84 inch inseam.  I wish I'd died.


This is my new band name TYVM.
 
2013-02-19 04:26:19 PM
 
2013-02-19 04:26:32 PM
But if they don't have surveillance cameras then it will leave students open to wedgies,wet willies, or even the dreaded rear-admiral!
 
2013-02-19 04:27:27 PM

spentmiles: I wear European swimming trunks when I go sailing.  Last summer, I was out by myself on the open water.  I slipped while pulling in the rigging, fell over the side, and caught the back of my trunks on the side of the boat.  The swimsuit stretched as it tore into my asshole.  Blood ran down my legs in rivulets.  I felt like someone was pounding my balls up inside my body.  I kept spontaneously throwing up all over myself.  I was stuck and couldn't get free.

It's a good twenty feet down to the water from where I hung.  Well, at first anyway.  By the time I got through the rough seas overnight, my toes were dipping into the cold ocean.  The swimsuit was touching something on my insides, like my liver or some other vital organ.  The blood had attracted sharks and other sea life.  I had to kick at them each time the boat went down.  This drove the material even further up my ass.  I felt as though I was being raped by a thousand horny nightmares.

At dawn on the third day, I awoke to find the boat beached.  Overweight men in Hawaiian shirts with their lumps of wives were pointing up at me, laughing.  When they finally cut me down, I couldn't stand on my own anymore.  I've not been able to walk since.  And it's impossible to find jeans with an 84 inch inseam.  I wish I'd died.


Ah... the tale of the ancient marinater
 
2013-02-19 04:28:37 PM

spentmiles: I wear European swimming trunks when I go sailing.  Last summer, I was out by myself on the open water.  I slipped while pulling in the rigging, fell over the side, and caught the back of my trunks on the side of the boat.  The swimsuit stretched as it tore into my asshole.  Blood ran down my legs in rivulets.  I felt like someone was pounding my balls up inside my body.  I kept spontaneously throwing up all over myself.  I was stuck and couldn't get free.

It's a good twenty feet down to the water from where I hung.  Well, at first anyway.  By the time I got through the rough seas overnight, my toes were dipping into the cold ocean.  The swimsuit was touching something on my insides, like my liver or some other vital organ.  The blood had attracted sharks and other sea life.  I had to kick at them each time the boat went down.  This drove the material even further up my ass.  I felt as though I was being raped by a thousand horny nightmares.

At dawn on the third day, I awoke to find the boat beached.  Overweight men in Hawaiian shirts with their lumps of wives were pointing up at me, laughing.  When they finally cut me down, I couldn't stand on my own anymore.  I've not been able to walk since.  And it's impossible to find jeans with an 84 inch inseam.  I wish I'd died.


I thought the gods of karma left you 1%-ers alone? Thanks for the schadenfreude glow!
 
2013-02-19 04:30:35 PM
Every single time a wedgie or melvin is mentioned, I cannot contain my inner 12 year-old and burst out into laughter.  You cannot imagine my dismay when I clicked on the link and read the article, and found that the wedgies were a lie.
 
2013-02-19 04:34:35 PM

Weaver95: davidphogan: Might as well get the kids used to police surveillance while they're young.

plus this is Pennsylvania - a state with a private run prison corporation that LOVES throwing kids in jail and is willing to bribe cops and judges to do it.


Makes you wonder where the 100k grant came from....

Things that make you go hmmmm.
 
2013-02-19 05:38:22 PM
What's the penalty for the dreaded rear admiral? A keel hauling? Court martial?
 
2013-02-19 05:43:00 PM
blatz514:

clubhardhead.com

No, no - Thank YOU...
 
2013-02-19 05:50:15 PM
Cue the increase in crime as cops sit in their squad car and watch live video feeds of teenage girls all mother-farking day long.
 
2013-02-19 05:59:59 PM
So now we will have pedophiles joining the police departments.  Great.
 
2013-02-19 06:17:50 PM

spentmiles: I wear European swimming trunks when I go sailing.  Last summer, I was out by myself on the open water.  I slipped while pulling in the rigging, fell over the side, and caught the back of my trunks on the side of the boat.  The swimsuit stretched as it tore into my asshole.  Blood ran down my legs in rivulets.  I felt like someone was pounding my balls up inside my body.  I kept spontaneously throwing up all over myself.  I was stuck and couldn't get free.

It's a good twenty feet down to the water from where I hung.  Well, at first anyway.  By the time I got through the rough seas overnight, my toes were dipping into the cold ocean.  The swimsuit was touching something on my insides, like my liver or some other vital organ.  The blood had attracted sharks and other sea life.  I had to kick at them each time the boat went down.  This drove the material even further up my ass.  I felt as though I was being raped by a thousand horny nightmares.

At dawn on the third day, I awoke to find the boat beached.  Overweight men in Hawaiian shirts with their lumps of wives were pointing up at me, laughing.  When they finally cut me down, I couldn't stand on my own anymore.  I've not been able to walk since.  And it's impossible to find jeans with an 84 inch inseam.  I wish I'd died.


You're on quite the roll today.  Well done.
 
2013-02-19 06:52:15 PM

ShereKhan: I will see your wedgie and raise you:

http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2013/02/hector_estrada_allegedly_ bo oted_his_brother_in_the_head_after_he_farted.php


A master of Ti Kwan Leep, was he!
 
2013-02-19 06:57:04 PM

spentmiles: I wear European swimming trunks when I go sailing.  Last summer, I was out by myself on the open water.  I slipped while pulling in the rigging, fell over the side, and caught the back of my trunks on the side of the boat.  The swimsuit stretched as it tore into my asshole.  Blood ran down my legs in rivulets.  I felt like someone was pounding my balls up inside my body.  I kept spontaneously throwing up all over myself.  I was stuck and couldn't get free.

It's a good twenty feet down to the water from where I hung.  Well, at first anyway.  By the time I got through the rough seas overnight, my toes were dipping into the cold ocean.  The swimsuit was touching something on my insides, like my liver or some other vital organ.  The blood had attracted sharks and other sea life.  I had to kick at them each time the boat went down.  This drove the material even further up my ass.  I felt as though I was being raped by a thousand horny nightmares.

At dawn on the third day, I awoke to find the boat beached.  Overweight men in Hawaiian shirts with their lumps of wives were pointing up at me, laughing.  When they finally cut me down, I couldn't stand on my own anymore.  I've not been able to walk since.  And it's impossible to find jeans with an 84 inch inseam.  I wish I'd died.


This actually happened to a friend of mine at the boat launch. He was dangling there for a second or three before a couple of us lifted him off the cleat. No blood. He bought us beers.
 
2013-02-19 06:59:50 PM

BarkingUnicorn: ShereKhan: I will see your wedgie and raise you:

http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2013/02/hector_estrada_allegedly_ bo oted_his_brother_in_the_head_after_he_farted.php

A master of Ti Kwan Leep, was he!


Shiat, wrong track.  Here's the song.

People talking in movie shows,
People smoking in bed,
People voting Republican:
Give them a Boot To The Head!
 
2013-02-19 07:05:02 PM

biyaaatci: Every single time a wedgie or melvin is mentioned, I cannot contain my inner 12 year-old and burst out into laughter.  You cannot imagine my dismay when I clicked on the link and read the article, and found that the wedgies were a lie.


The cake is a lie too.
 
2013-02-19 07:24:30 PM

Russ1642: biyaaatci: Every single time a wedgie or melvin is mentioned, I cannot contain my inner 12 year-old and burst out into laughter.  You cannot imagine my dismay when I clicked on the link and read the article, and found that the wedgies were a lie.

The cake is a lie too.


I really, really tried to squeeze that in as a joke, but I failed.
 
2013-02-19 07:46:27 PM
 
2013-02-19 08:21:16 PM

joeflood: So now we will have pedophiles joining the police departments.  Great.


We could ordain them too, and have them all in one place.
 
2013-02-20 05:20:34 AM
Not one single complaint about surveillance cameras in a public place being an invasion of privacy.  You farkers are slipping
 
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