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2013-02-19 02:44:37 PM  
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Can we be on the lookout for crazy please, folks?  The devil's not coming as a man of peace here.
 
2013-02-19 02:46:12 PM  
I'M LOOKING RIGHT AT YOU.

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2013-02-19 02:46:59 PM  
But if bombs are illegal to make only bad people will have the bombs.  What about bombs for the rest of us?

NRA?  anyone?
 
2013-02-19 02:47:53 PM  

spiderpaz: But if bombs are illegal to make only bad people will have the bombs.  What about bombs for the rest of us?

NRA?  anyone?


More an that:  we obviously need to get some bombs in the hands of teachers to protect their students.  Won't SOMEONE think of the children?
 
2013-02-19 02:48:05 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: I'M LOOKING RIGHT AT YOU.


Who? Me?
 
2013-02-19 02:48:11 PM  
See, if criminals don't have access to guns, they'll just make bombs and blow people up. Oh wait... making bombs isn't easy, and often leads to accidents like this one that allowed us to catch him trying?

This is my shocked face :|
 
2013-02-19 02:48:51 PM  
Whoa, Uncle Ruckus from Boondocks finally got his wish. Praise White Jesus!
 
2013-02-19 02:50:28 PM  
make bullets not bombs.
 
2013-02-19 02:50:53 PM  
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2013-02-19 02:52:27 PM  

justtray: See, if criminals don't have access to guns, they'll just make bombs and blow people up. Oh wait... making bombs isn't easy, and often leads to accidents like this one that allowed us to catch him trying?

This is my shocked face :|


I think the new argument is that they will just make their own guns using 3-D printers. No, seriously. Stop laughing at me!
 
2013-02-19 02:52:34 PM  

jfivealive: [extras.mnginteractive.com image 200x250]

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Masterful, I lost it : D
 
2013-02-19 02:55:15 PM  
Having lived in Aurora for about 12 years before I finally escaped, I can honestly say that the rash of crazy psychos in the city lately come as no surprise to me.  Also, I find it interesting that they are coming from the "good" and rehabilitated neighborhoods (like Fitz and over near the AFB) rather than "in the hood" like along Mississippi and Havana where all of the scary Muslims that led to the town being called "Saudi Aurora" by the stuck up folks along the Front Range call it.
 
2013-02-19 02:55:40 PM  

justtray: Oh wait... making bombs isn't easy, and often leads to accidents like this one that allowed us to catch him trying?


If he does really well, maybe someday he can go on to advise the President.
 
2013-02-19 02:56:49 PM  

spiderpaz: But if bombs are illegal to make only bad people will have the bombs.  What about bombs for the rest of us?

NRA?  anyone?


Unlikely. Making bombs has traditionally been the hobby of left-leaning activists. The NRA leans right.
 
2013-02-19 03:00:30 PM  

justtray: Oh wait... making bombs isn't easy, and often leads to accidents like this one that allowed us to catch him trying?

This is my shocked face :|



Um, making pipe bombs isn't exactly rocket science here. Get tube, fill tube with something boomy, seal tube and stick a wick in it.
 
2013-02-19 03:01:16 PM  
Probably just a guy doing do-it-yourself fireworks.  Still dangerous, though.
 
2013-02-19 03:01:32 PM  
Jesus fark... what is in the water supply over there?
 
2013-02-19 03:03:32 PM  

justtray: See, if criminals don't have access to guns, they'll just make bombs and blow people up. Oh wait... making bombs isn't easy, and often leads to accidents like this one that allowed us to catch him trying?

This is my shocked face :|


You do realize that farmers have been making and using home-made "bombs" out of fertilizer to destroy stumps and boulders in their fields for years and years right?

Oh, you didn't?

This is my shocked face :|
 
2013-02-19 03:03:42 PM  

This text is now purple: justtray: Oh wait... making bombs isn't easy, and often leads to accidents like this one that allowed us to catch him trying?

If he does really well, maybe someday he can go on to advise the President.


My troll color is orange, personally. But in your case, you're too lazy to even be worthy of that. Better to just not see your posts in the future.
 
2013-02-19 03:04:00 PM  

This text is now purple: spiderpaz: But if bombs are illegal to make only bad people will have the bombs.  What about bombs for the rest of us?

NRA?  anyone?

Unlikely. Making bombs has traditionally been the hobby of left-leaning activists. The NRA leans right.


www.greatdreams.com www.accessnorthga.com
Really?
 
2013-02-19 03:04:52 PM  

Hagenhatesyouall: justtray: See, if criminals don't have access to guns, they'll just make bombs and blow people up. Oh wait... making bombs isn't easy, and often leads to accidents like this one that allowed us to catch him trying?

This is my shocked face :|

You do realize that farmers have been making and using home-made "bombs" out of fertilizer to destroy stumps and boulders in their fields for years and years right?

Oh, you didn't?

This is my shocked face :|


And? Did you think you were rebutting me somehow? It seems you have completely missed the point.

This is my shocked face :|
 
2013-02-19 03:05:10 PM  
"Sir, look into the camera... sir, sir, sir, please, look... SIR! Look into the came---- aw fark it.." *click*
 
2013-02-19 03:06:13 PM  
FTA: "It's scary, real scary," she said. "It just tells you, you never know what the heck is going on around you."

Don't worry, Thanks to our non-existent mental health system, and the efforts of people like your bomb making neighbor, The cameras will be installed shortly ...and then we'll be safe.
Warm and safe.

t0.gstatic.com
Forever.
 
2013-02-19 03:06:27 PM  

justtray: Hagenhatesyouall: justtray: See, if criminals don't have access to guns, they'll just make bombs and blow people up. Oh wait... making bombs isn't easy, and often leads to accidents like this one that allowed us to catch him trying?

This is my shocked face :|

You do realize that farmers have been making and using home-made "bombs" out of fertilizer to destroy stumps and boulders in their fields for years and years right?

Oh, you didn't?

This is my shocked face :|

And? Did you think you were rebutting me somehow? It seems you have completely missed the point.

This is my shocked face :|


Wait people on the internet have an actual 'shocked face'?

This is my shocked face:  =8-O !
 
2013-02-19 03:07:18 PM  

Teresaol31: Having lived in Aurora for about 12 years before I finally escaped, I can honestly say that the rash of crazy psychos in the city lately come as no surprise to me.  Also, I find it interesting that they are coming from the "good" and rehabilitated neighborhoods (like Fitz and over near the AFB) rather than "in the hood" like along Mississippi and Havana where all of the scary Muslims that led to the town being called "Saudi Aurora" by the stuck up folks along the Front Range call it.


We don't call it Saudi Aurora because there might be some Muslims living there.  That term predates the WoT by a lot of years.
 
2013-02-19 03:07:26 PM  
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2013-02-19 03:11:09 PM  

Teresaol31: Having lived in Aurora for about 12 years before I finally escaped, I can honestly say that the rash of crazy psychos in the city lately come as no surprise to me.  Also, I find it interesting that they are coming from the "good" and rehabilitated neighborhoods (like Fitz and over near the AFB) rather than "in the hood" like along Mississippi and Havana where all of the scary Muslims that led to the town being called "Saudi Aurora" by the stuck up folks along the Front Range call it.


There are very few Muslims in Aurora. It was referred to as Saudi Aurora back in the 80's due to the lack of trees. An aggressive tree planting program has resolved that issue and I haven't heard "Saudi Aurora" in many years.
 
2013-02-19 03:11:10 PM  

Mojax: Um, making pipe bombs isn't exactly rocket science here. Get tube, fill tube with something boomy, seal tube and stick a wick in it.


Don't boom it prematurely while capping it, I've been told that's the most dangerous time.
 
2013-02-19 03:11:27 PM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: This text is now purple: spiderpaz: But if bombs are illegal to make only bad people will have the bombs.  What about bombs for the rest of us?

NRA?  anyone?

Unlikely. Making bombs has traditionally been the hobby of left-leaning activists. The NRA leans right.

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Really?


Traditionally, yes. There have been left-leaning shooters, too (Oswald, etc). But when bombmaking was en vogue in the US, it was usually the communists or anarchists bombing conservative institutions.

Then there was Kaczynski, who of all things, was a Luddite.
 
2013-02-19 03:13:02 PM  
Is it just me or have all the recent psychos in the news had farked up eyes.
 
2013-02-19 03:16:57 PM  
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2013-02-19 03:17:42 PM  
If you don't have ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF POWER then you really don't have any power at all.

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And that's just sad.
 
2013-02-19 03:19:45 PM  

Ego edo infantia cattus: FTA: "It's scary, real scary," she said. "It just tells you, you never know what the heck is going on around you."

Don't worry, Thanks to our non-existent mental health system, and the efforts of people like your bomb making neighbor, The cameras will be installed shortly ...and then we'll be safe.
Warm and safe.

[t0.gstatic.com image 182x277]
Forever.


I would like to subscribe to your newsletter Video Feed, please.

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2013-02-19 03:22:38 PM  

Wrath of Heaven: jfivealive: [extras.mnginteractive.com image 200x250]

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Masterful, I lost it : D


It works best if you stick your chin to your chest, and bounce up and down in your office chair while trying to pronounce it.  Don't be ashamed of the confused looks your coworkers give you, because you never know, you just might get some pity head from the new girl in accounting.
 
2013-02-19 03:26:37 PM  

This text is now purple: spiderpaz: But if bombs are illegal to make only bad people will have the bombs.  What about bombs for the rest of us?

NRA?  anyone?

Unlikely. Making bombs has traditionally been the hobby of left-leaning activists. The NRA leans right.


I don't know what bridge you've been living under, but for the last 30 years, blowing up bombs in the US has been pretty much dominated by RWNJ's.
 
2013-02-19 03:28:20 PM  
apparently Aurora police are not familiar with the constitution
 
2013-02-19 03:28:57 PM  
questioning wizardry,

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2013-02-19 03:30:13 PM  
I live in Colorado. Aurora is our Florida. Keepin' it classy.
 
2013-02-19 03:30:30 PM  
Is it wrong that I kept on thinking "I bet it's someone I know from work" over and over?  And that I was disappointed it wasn't?
 
2013-02-19 03:31:48 PM  

Teresaol31: Having lived in Aurora for about 12 years before I finally escaped, I can honestly say that the rash of crazy psychos in the city lately come as no surprise to me.  Also, I find it interesting that they are coming from the "good" and rehabilitated neighborhoods (like Fitz and over near the AFB) rather than "in the hood" like along Mississippi and Havana where all of the scary Muslims that led to the town being called "Saudi Aurora" by the stuck up folks along the Front Range call it.


What makes you think he isn't a scary Muslim?
 
2013-02-19 03:33:16 PM  
This text is now purple: If he does really well, maybe someday he can go on to advise the President.

Ohh shiat, how did you do that, are you a wizard?

You know, the president is a wizard too right?
thecount.com
 
2013-02-19 03:36:08 PM  

Galloping Galoshes: Probably just a guy doing do-it-yourself fireworks.  Still dangerous, though.


I considered that possibility.  I occassionally experiment with "sugar" (potassium nitrate+ sucrose) rockets, but have also tried gunpowder versions.  I reckon there's a fair chance that if the fire department or cops found one of my homemade rocket engines they might panic over "pipe bombs" and throw me in the slam.

I generally make sure that I use up all my propellant on the same day I make it, to remove long-term hazards.  Cops would still probably get excited at finding my stash of milled sugar, charcoal and KNO3.
 
2013-02-19 03:40:54 PM  
Does that town have anyone there who doesn't look like they'll murder you in your sleep?
 
2013-02-19 03:45:09 PM  

ObscureNameHere: "Sir, look into the camera... sir, sir, sir, please, look... SIR! Look into the came---- aw fark it.." *click*


Came to say this, that or he was ashamed and hanging his head?
 
2013-02-19 03:50:08 PM  

RatOmeter: Galloping Galoshes: Probably just a guy doing do-it-yourself fireworks.  Still dangerous, though.

I considered that possibility.  I occassionally experiment with "sugar" (potassium nitrate+ sucrose) rockets, but have also tried gunpowder versions.  I reckon there's a fair chance that if the fire department or cops found one of my homemade rocket engines they might panic over "pipe bombs" and throw me in the slam.

I generally make sure that I use up all my propellant on the same day I make it, to remove long-term hazards.  Cops would still probably get excited at finding my stash of milled sugar, charcoal and KNO3.


You sound right on the edge. At what point is it after your found out do you figure you will become crazy? Will it be minutes after your busted, posted about on fark or drugged to the drooling state in preparation for trial?

Though the carrying a concealed neck was pretty good one when I finally got it.
 
2013-02-19 03:52:58 PM  

Mojax: Um, making pipe bombs isn't exactly rocket science here. Get tube, fill tube with something boomy, seal tube and stick a wick in it.


Yeah, you'll do fine. ONCE.

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/hot like a bomb makers nuts.
 
2013-02-19 03:53:00 PM  
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2013-02-19 03:54:33 PM  
I knew I had seen her somewhere before....

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2013-02-19 03:59:18 PM  
If any of your neighbors are a "nice quite guy who never bother anyone", beware! That person is planning something ...

Best to kill them before they kill you.
 
2013-02-19 03:59:40 PM  

headncloudz: I live in Colorado. Aurora is our Florida. Keepin' it classy.


Yeah, pretty much this. My boyfriend literally lives across the street from where this happened and he wonders why I always make fun of him for living in the ghetto.

/Would never and will never live in Aurora, I'm too close for comfort at my current residence as it is.
//I am 100% positive I will die in a fiery car wreck in Aurora, those people have got to be the worst drivers in the metro area.
 
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