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(Telegraph)   11 kids and on welfare. The obvious thing to do is buy a horse   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 157
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2013-02-19 02:31:51 PM
Another case of life imitating  Cheaper By The Dozen.
 
2013-02-19 02:35:20 PM
Steak tonight kids!
 
2013-02-19 02:35:50 PM
At least it won't get her pregnant.
 
2013-02-19 02:36:23 PM
Octomom found work as a stripper

/Just sayin...
 
2013-02-19 02:38:37 PM
Maybe she was just grocery shopping?  Eating horse seems to be all the rage over there.
 
2013-02-19 02:40:03 PM

cman: Octomom found work as a stripper

/Just sayin...


Which one would you pay to see?

i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2013-02-19 02:40:51 PM
I am totally sure this happened, because I read it in the Telegraph
 
2013-02-19 02:43:43 PM

Nadie_AZ: cman: Octomom found work as a stripper

/Just sayin...

Which one would you pay to see?

[i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x387]


Definitely the horse.

That is one sexy beast

/and I wasn't talking about the woman
 
2013-02-19 02:50:42 PM

Nadie_AZ: cman: Octomom found work as a stripper

/Just sayin...

Which one would you pay to see?

[i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x387]


That's a horse owner of a different hair color.
 
2013-02-19 02:57:36 PM
If it hadn't been for that horse, those kids never would've spent that year on welfare.
 
2013-02-19 02:59:43 PM
They now know they can live off of it.  In fact they are aware they have been living off horse meat for a while now
 
2013-02-19 03:02:03 PM
costs about £200 per month to look after.

200 * 1.55 US dollars = $310 a month.

I think I can afford a horse, but not on US welfare which actually pays about $3.10 a month.
 
2013-02-19 03:03:26 PM
Sometimes a simple misunderstanding can lead to bigger issues;

"Look, miss, you owe a lot of money and I expect you to pony up the dough"

"Uh, well, OK..."
 
2013-02-19 03:05:34 PM

cman: Nadie_AZ: cman: Octomom found work as a stripper

/Just sayin...

Which one would you pay to see?

[i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x387]

Definitely the horse.

That is one sexy beast

/and I wasn't talking about the woman


Mr. Hands?
 
2013-02-19 03:09:32 PM

Nadie_AZ: i.telegraph.co.uk


One, that horse is dressed like a hobbit. Two, what's the matter with horse people? On the scale of people who like their animals way too much, there are crazy cat ladies on one end, and way, way, way down in the deep end are horse people. If I walked into a room and there was a group of furries on one side - in full costume - and horse people on the other, I'd think long and hard about walking to the furry side before I immediately turned around and left the room.
 
2013-02-19 03:16:32 PM
Maybe it's a therapy horse, like Ralfaca.
 
2013-02-19 03:18:07 PM
Horse people are the most irrational on the planet.
Jihadists are downright reasonable compared to that lot.
 
2013-02-19 03:21:08 PM
If the UK doesn't mind supporting this brood mare, it certainly won't mind another.
 
2013-02-19 03:22:37 PM

Banned on the Run: Horse people are the most irrational on the planet.
Jihadists are downright reasonable compared to that lot.


What about ferret people?
 
2013-02-19 03:35:08 PM
 
2013-02-19 03:43:12 PM
See?

This proves that Mitt Romney and his dancing horse are  totally normal Americans.  The Romneys are just like anyone else!
 
2013-02-19 03:51:46 PM
Well if that's what the kids are being fed anyway,why not.
 
2013-02-19 03:56:38 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-19 04:03:34 PM

JohnAnnArbor: Banned on the Run: Horse people are the most irrational on the planet.
Jihadists are downright reasonable compared to that lot.

What about ferret people?


PBS had a great documentary about people who participate in ferret competitions. It was both hilarious and terrifying at once.
 
2013-02-19 04:03:54 PM
I think somebody misunderstood the phrase "Seeing a man about a horse"
 
2013-02-19 04:16:22 PM
This seems relevant somehow:

cdn.uproxx.com
/hot
 
2013-02-19 04:26:09 PM
I like how this article has jack shiat to do with the audiences' lives.  Just something for the rubes to fume about before going back to their repetition.
 
2013-02-19 04:30:15 PM
Kids gotta eat.
 
2013-02-19 04:31:19 PM
People on welfare tend to make poor financial decisions.....shocking!
 
2013-02-19 04:31:28 PM
If the kids get hungry, they can always take the horse to Burger King.
 
2013-02-19 04:31:36 PM

Rapmaster2000: I like how this article has jack shiat to do with the audiences' lives.  Just something for the rubes to fume about before going back to their repetition.


You say it like it's just the one article or something...
 
2013-02-19 04:31:46 PM
If it wasn't for that horse, those kids could have spent a year in college.
 
2013-02-19 04:31:59 PM
Are they sure it's not just one of her kids? We are talking about the British here (not the most handsome race).

/can joke cuz I am British
//- and very ugly
/// which probably goes without saying
 
2013-02-19 04:32:50 PM
Came for Amanda's weddin', leaving blissed like.
 
2013-02-19 04:34:14 PM

ProfessorOhki: Rapmaster2000: I like how this article has jack shiat to do with the audiences' lives.  Just something for the rubes to fume about before going back to their repetition.

You say it like it's just the one article or something...


That appears to be the purpose of the Daily Fail and Telegraph UK.  "Look at these people living like kings while you toil in obscurity!  Boooooooo this man!"
 
2013-02-19 04:34:46 PM
It's nice that she can still afford cherry kool aid.
 
2013-02-19 04:34:53 PM
Came for ren and stimpy horse.

/ leaving dejected.
 
2013-02-19 04:35:20 PM
Rapmaster2000: Just something for the rubes to fume about before going back to their repetition.

OMG what a freeloader with bad money management skills! Now, where were those articles about bank bailouts and fortune 500 companies not paying taxes. I have to protect those job creators from the stupid unwashed masses that only want to ruin them.
 
2013-02-19 04:36:52 PM
brony thread?
 
2013-02-19 04:37:07 PM
Look at these people, they're the ones you should be angry at!
Focus entirely on them, they're after your very tiny piece of the pie!
 
2013-02-19 04:37:23 PM
Am I the only one that thinks that the horse looks delicious?
 
2013-02-19 04:38:54 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-19 04:41:22 PM
Is "lives in a council house, owns a horse" the British version of "lives in the projects, drives a Cadillac"?
 
2013-02-19 04:41:36 PM

JohnAnnArbor: Banned on the Run: Horse people are the most irrational on the planet.
Jihadists are downright reasonable compared to that lot.

What about ferret people?


Teddy Weezil is disappointed in what you are implying...

img542.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-19 04:42:39 PM
Lots of people in England on the dole have horses...

www.vh1.com
 
2013-02-19 04:43:04 PM
i.telegraph.co.uk

Look at this lucky brat just kicking back and rolling along while I'm using my OWN legs like a sucker!  Check out that smug look on his face.  You can always tell the Labor voters!
 
2013-02-19 04:43:49 PM

Citrate1007: People on welfare tend to make poor financial decisions.....shocking!


But...but...but, the liberals don't understand WHYYYY the rich keep getting richer!!!

You're answer makes too much sense so they'll ignore it.

Woman in the article is Obama's wet dream.
 
2013-02-19 04:45:04 PM
Cut them off from food benefits. See how long it takes for them to eat the horse.

/for science
//and stuff
 
2013-02-19 04:45:32 PM
We found the Cadillac driving welfare queen! But she's white. And British.

crap
 
2013-02-19 04:45:32 PM

I drunk what: brony thread?


i.imgur.com
 
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