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(Ann Arbor News)   The brothers of ΠΚΑ, Michigan chapter, in order to invite some ladies over for a party, took this totally-heterosexual photo that they're now scrambling to explain   (annarbor.com) divider line 64
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2013-02-19 01:10:57 PM  
5 votes:
How can you tell if your frat brother is gay?

\his dick tastes like shiat
2013-02-19 01:06:16 PM  
5 votes:
And this is why we have gay boy frat stereotypes.
2013-02-19 02:56:48 PM  
4 votes:

TelemonianAjax: Dammit guys, this is why we cant have nice things.

/I'm a past president of my Pike chapter
//majored in phil, slept with 2 women in college.
///2 Pike houses have killed pledges in my state in the last few years


Phil didn't get jealous of the women?
2013-02-19 01:17:56 PM  
4 votes:
Second from the Right: Something is poking me again
Fourth from the Right: If he leans back, I'll be able to poke him again.
Third from the Left: Think unsexy thoughts. Think unsexy thoughts.
2013-02-19 01:40:16 PM  
3 votes:

Nightenstaff: I'm confused... how does this "dishonor the flag" (a stupid concept all its own) or hurt anyone outside of folks thinking they're gay? Also, how is this considered semi-nude? In fact, what the hell is semi-nude? You're either naked or not naked.

/gah!
//i'm chokin' on my own rage here


We can't tell if they're naked behind the flag or not; they're existing in a state of quantum nakedness.
2013-02-19 01:39:23 PM  
3 votes:

what_now: TelemonianAjax: Dammit guys, this is why we cant have nice things.

/I'm a past president of my Pike chapter
//majored in phil, slept with 2 women in college.
///2 Pike houses have killed pledges in my state in the last few years

wow, you slept with two whole women in college? You should totes brag about that, broheim.


Well, to be fair, he did admit to majoring in "Phil", whoever that was.
2013-02-19 01:18:06 PM  
3 votes:
This is just dumb. They should have their arms all folded so as to imply they are holding up the flag with their dongs.

One of those "when you see it ..." pics. That at least might be funny.
2013-02-19 01:16:28 PM  
3 votes:
More pictures, accompanying text:

http://www.brobible.com/college/article/michigan-pikes-nearly-nude-p ic -to-sorority

Also, that invitation email is frighteningly accurate.
2013-02-19 01:15:55 PM  
3 votes:
Was the butt-chugging before or after the photo shoot?
2013-02-19 01:11:31 PM  
3 votes:
Women dig on gay guys, I think it's a solid plan.
2013-02-19 01:06:52 PM  
3 votes:
I'm more upset over their use of the flag than I am the nudity.  It's a frat house; of course there's a latent homosexual subtext.
2013-02-19 04:02:03 PM  
2 votes:
All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.
2013-02-19 03:33:12 PM  
2 votes:

Lollipop165: They whole point of these pics were an invitation to a sorority.


NOW they are. Before they were just some idea Todd thought up while fantasizing about how to better bro-rape his frat mates.

Bro-rape. Beware the Dave Mathews music and backpack filled with dildos.
2013-02-19 02:46:54 PM  
2 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: JohnAnnArbor: stuhayes2010: How are they going to explain that black guy in their fraternity?

Um, the issue is usually the opposite: black guy in non-black fraternity risks ostracism by other black people on campus.

And you know this because of all of the black-on-black conversations that you're privy too as an honorary black guy, right? Or, do you have one black friend who works as a mole in the black community so that he can give you weekly updates?


I am shocked that "I Have A Black Friend" isn't somebody's alt.
2013-02-19 01:41:22 PM  
2 votes:

Tyrosine: How is this an issue to anyone?

And for those of you upset about the use of the flag, I'd suggest that if you want it treated with dignity and respect start complaining about this crap:

[wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 625x417]


blogs.westword.com
2013-02-19 01:26:21 PM  
2 votes:

doubled99: Naked=gay
good to know


Naked by itself is not gay, of course.  Naked with a bunch of hot guys as you try to conceal a chubby .. = gay.
2013-02-19 01:19:44 PM  
2 votes:
www.dallasvoice.com

It's just fun and games.
2013-02-19 01:18:38 PM  
2 votes:
frat guy:  hmmmm, how could we attract more sorority sluts to party with us? hmmmm...
frat guy: hey Tyrone... would you mind taking your clothes off so we can take some pictures?
Tyrone: no. that just sounds ghey.
frat guy: no I don't mean just pictures of you without your clothes... there will be other 'brothers' with you in the pics. we'll send it some sororities (mainly full of white girls).
Tyrone: oh, ok well that sounds legit.  let's do this!
2013-02-19 01:15:57 PM  
2 votes:
This a nice article on these guys in this month's edition of Poof.
2013-02-19 01:12:40 PM  
2 votes:
www.thedadproject.com
2013-02-19 01:11:27 PM  
2 votes:

kumanoki: FrancoFile: I'm more upset over their use of the flag than I am the nudity.  It's a frat house; of course there's a latent homosexual subtext.

THIS


rumorsandrants.com
Mitch: (On phone) Hey, dude, what's up?
Frat Guy: Yo, Neil, is that you?
Mitch: Yeah, it's me...Neil!
Frat Guy: Hey, it's Jason, man. We just got back from laying a beating on these guys. I mean, we messed them up good. And the whole time, this guy's just lying there, crying like a little girl! Hold on, I'll get Terry.
Mitch: No don't get Terry! I mean, look, the reason I'm calling is this - there's all these guys going around to the different frat houses pretending to be cops, but they're not real cops. They're fake cops. They just robbed a bunch of stuff from the delta psi house. So don't be fooled, OK?
Frat Guy: Sure thing, dude. thanks for calling.
Mitch: OK, no problem there, dude. Now, uh, you go back to doing something latently homoerotic, all right? (Hangs up)

Mitch: (dials) Hello, real cops?
2013-02-19 01:10:43 PM  
2 votes:
I'm torn. I enjoy the semi-nude men, but the flag was inappropriate. In fact, just lose the flag and it's good all around.
2013-02-19 05:24:50 PM  
1 votes:

beerrun: All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.


Took you long enough.
2013-02-19 04:37:55 PM  
1 votes:
Aww look! Token's all grown up!!
2013-02-19 04:12:46 PM  
1 votes:
beerrun: All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.


I'm not sure herpes and HIV are 'relationships'.

/Preparation H might help the butthurt.
//thank you, sir! may I have another?
2013-02-19 02:53:52 PM  
1 votes:

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: DROxINxTHExWIND: JohnAnnArbor: stuhayes2010: How are they going to explain that black guy in their fraternity?

Um, the issue is usually the opposite: black guy in non-black fraternity risks ostracism by other black people on campus.

And you know this because of all of the black-on-black conversations that you're privy too as an honorary black guy, right? Or, do you have one black friend who works as a mole in the black community so that he can give you weekly updates?

I am shocked that "I Have A Black Friend" isn't somebody's alt.


I would go with 'your one black friend'
2013-02-19 02:46:20 PM  
1 votes:
www.brobible.com

At first I was thinking, not this shiat again, but then I followed the link to the source article that had the full image.

Placed in context with all the other photos and the accompanying email invite, it is clear that they were inviting a sorority to an American Flag themed party, and they were attempting to be amusing. I think they were kind of successful.

In my opinion, the only thing people should be asking is why the Office of Greek Life is investigating this?  Even if you don't find the humor in this, and even if you hate fraternities, why shouldn't this be protected free speech?
2013-02-19 02:02:55 PM  
1 votes:
'cause they're classy.
2013-02-19 01:59:48 PM  
1 votes:
I don't know which is more tiresome: the people who describe shirtless guys as "semi nude" or the people who whine "b-b-but that's the FLAG!"
2013-02-19 01:58:34 PM  
1 votes:
According to the post on brobible.com, the fraternity's social chair said he didn't expect "every frat and sorority to get their hands" on the email.

 Son, why don't you have a seat while we explain this internet-y thing to you...
2013-02-19 01:51:17 PM  
1 votes:

IamPatSajak: It's like when women call a bunch of half naked girls sluts, only you all call these guys gay.


I presume they had clothes on when they joined the campus organization for closeted gays.
2013-02-19 01:48:22 PM  
1 votes:
This thread is funny. It's like when women call a bunch of half naked girls sluts, only you all call these guys gay. Personally, I have no chance with anyone nearly that young or good looking so it doesn't matter if they are gay or straight, I just like the view.
2013-02-19 01:48:18 PM  
1 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: I opened that picture just as a co-worker walked into my office.

/FUUUUUUUUU
//I guess the next article will be about me having to confirm my heterosexuality to my company.


Isn't there some hot lady where you work that you've been scopin' out but not acting on due to 'at work' (or in your department)?

You need to totaly go for her ... NOW!
2013-02-19 01:48:15 PM  
1 votes:
Homosex is normal in Greek culture, no?
2013-02-19 01:47:28 PM  
1 votes:

mytdawg: Heh, the Greek life.


There is a Spartans joke in there somewhere
2013-02-19 01:47:20 PM  
1 votes:
Also: "Trim fingernails before viewing."
2013-02-19 01:46:50 PM  
1 votes:

Nightenstaff: I'm confused... how does this "dishonor the flag" (a stupid concept all its own) or hurt anyone outside of folks thinking they're gay? Also, how is this considered semi-nude? In fact, what the hell is semi-nude? You're either naked or not naked.

/gah!
//i'm chokin' on my own rage here


Well if one is nude and has a semi then isn't one semi-nude?
2013-02-19 01:35:27 PM  
1 votes:
There was absolutely no BUTT-CHUGGING at Pi Kappa Alpha.

I don't know why people keep associating Pi Kappa Alpha with BUTT-CHUGGING.
2013-02-19 01:34:35 PM  
1 votes:

JohnnyCanuck: How can you tell if your frat brother is gay?

\his dick tastes like shiat


Nah, he could have boinked a girl up the ass. The real test is if his bunghole tastes like dick.
2013-02-19 01:33:10 PM  
1 votes:
How are they going to explain that black guy in their fraternity?
2013-02-19 01:32:15 PM  
1 votes:
Has anyone pointed out that there's something homoerotic about frat guys?

I think many of them might secretly be gay.
2013-02-19 01:32:14 PM  
1 votes:
We had a guy with a sweatshirt from one of the frats show up for the first day of HTY403, Ancient Greek History. Sat in back looking really confused and never showed up again.
2013-02-19 01:31:53 PM  
1 votes:

what_now: TelemonianAjax: Dammit guys, this is why we cant have nice things.

/I'm a past president of my Pike chapter
//majored in phil, slept with 2 women in college.
///2 Pike houses have killed pledges in my state in the last few years

wow, you slept with two whole women in college? You should totes brag about that, broheim.


Not trying to brag, just trying to emphasize how very different my house was. now that I'm out of college and know what the hell I'm doing, I'll go toe to toe with anybody on stories.

A very drunk Texan once upbraided me for saying frat. As he pointed out, you wouldn't call your country a coont, so why would you call your fraternity a frat?
2013-02-19 01:31:21 PM  
1 votes:

doubled99: Yes, make sure to keep insinuating that they're gay as a funny way of insulting them. But don't forget to get all outraged in another thread when someone uses a gay slur.


Too many rules in these threads.
2013-02-19 01:31:16 PM  
1 votes:

THX 1138: One!


Thank you, sir; may I have another?
2013-02-19 01:29:38 PM  
1 votes:
How is this an issue to anyone?

And for those of you upset about the use of the flag, I'd suggest that if you want it treated with dignity and respect start complaining about this crap:

wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
2013-02-19 01:25:47 PM  
1 votes:
There are 3 guys in my frat out of like 70 that I now know as gay, but it's been like 5 years since I've talked to any of them.

After we graduated ('99), this one guy decided to finally just be gay, which led to some hilarious conversations.  Someone in denial told me "he's not gay, he just likes to go to gay bars."

Another bro wanted to have an intervention.  He kept saying, "We just need to talk some sense into him."

I'm not sure why anyone cared.  It was 15 years ago (and Indiana), so that's probably part of it.
2013-02-19 01:24:38 PM  
1 votes:

FrancoFile: I'm more upset over their use of the flag than I am the nudity.  It's a frat house; of course there's a latent homosexual subtext.


You can probably strike "latent" and "subtext"..
2013-02-19 01:23:02 PM  
1 votes:
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
2013-02-19 01:21:39 PM  
1 votes:
Closeted frat douches from Michigan. This is par for the course for that state.
2013-02-19 01:21:33 PM  
1 votes:
Based on my observations of how frat boys behaved toward members of the opposite sex at my alma mater, I concluded that the majority were probably in denial.
2013-02-19 01:18:42 PM  
1 votes:

TelemonianAjax: Dammit guys, this is why we cant have nice things.

/I'm a past president of my Pike chapter
//majored in phil, slept with 2 women in college.
///2 Pike houses have killed pledges in my state in the last few years


wow, you slept with two whole women in college? You should totes brag about that, broheim.
2013-02-19 01:13:22 PM  
1 votes:
i1151.photobucket.com
What's the use of a flag if I can't cover my dick with it?
2013-02-19 01:13:12 PM  
1 votes:
Attention Frat Boys:
We get it, it's okay to be confused/in denial about your sexuality.  College is supposed to be about self-discovery after all,  and seriously, you're not fooling anyone.  Calling "no Homo" changes nothing, and honestly, the fact that you even feel the need to SAY that as often as you do is bit of a dead giveaway.  I mean, for the love of god, you even call yourselves GREEK oganizations right?

So, since we know, and you know,-even if you are in denial-, how's about you  go ahead an go full -on "free to be you and me" and experiement to your heart's content, and drop the hyper-obnoxious exaggerated hetero-sexuality, date rape, and binge drinking you use as a "cover" mmkay?
2013-02-19 01:11:29 PM  
1 votes:
Nu Tau Tau Alpha Psi Psi Tau
2013-02-19 01:11:26 PM  
1 votes:

Farce-Side: Uhhh....who cares?


Shhh, pretend outrage
2013-02-19 01:10:50 PM  
1 votes:

Diogenes: According to the post on brobible.com, the fraternity's social chair said he didn't expect "every frat and sorority to get their hands" on the email.

Putting aside whether there's anything wrong with the picture, that statement is just fall-down dumb.

total frat move.

FIFY
2013-02-19 01:10:43 PM  
1 votes:

Ordinary Average Guy: Its Michigan, what do you expect?


More penis?
2013-02-19 01:08:09 PM  
1 votes:
Its Michigan, what do you expect?
2013-02-19 01:07:43 PM  
1 votes:

FrancoFile: I'm more upset over their use of the flag than I am the nudity.  It's a frat house; of course there's a latent homosexual subtext.


THIS
2013-02-19 01:07:22 PM  
1 votes:
According to the post on brobible.com, the fraternity's social chair said he didn't expect "every frat and sorority to get their hands" on the email.

Putting aside whether there's anything wrong with the picture, that statement is just fall-down dumb.
2013-02-19 01:07:02 PM  
1 votes:

THX 1138: One!


fail
2013-02-19 01:06:31 PM  
1 votes:
Heh, the Greek life.
2013-02-19 01:06:21 PM  
1 votes:
One!
 
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