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(Ann Arbor News)   The brothers of ΠΚΑ, Michigan chapter, in order to invite some ladies over for a party, took this totally-heterosexual photo that they're now scrambling to explain   (annarbor.com) divider line 182
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2013-02-19 01:06:16 PM  
And this is why we have gay boy frat stereotypes.
 
2013-02-19 01:06:21 PM  
One!
 
2013-02-19 01:06:31 PM  
Heh, the Greek life.
 
2013-02-19 01:06:52 PM  
I'm more upset over their use of the flag than I am the nudity.  It's a frat house; of course there's a latent homosexual subtext.
 
2013-02-19 01:07:02 PM  

THX 1138: One!


fail
 
2013-02-19 01:07:22 PM  
According to the post on brobible.com, the fraternity's social chair said he didn't expect "every frat and sorority to get their hands" on the email.

Putting aside whether there's anything wrong with the picture, that statement is just fall-down dumb.
 
2013-02-19 01:07:43 PM  

FrancoFile: I'm more upset over their use of the flag than I am the nudity.  It's a frat house; of course there's a latent homosexual subtext.


THIS
 
2013-02-19 01:08:09 PM  
Its Michigan, what do you expect?
 
2013-02-19 01:09:53 PM  
Uhhh....who cares?
 
2013-02-19 01:10:33 PM  
Is someone thinking of the children? WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN??
 
2013-02-19 01:10:35 PM  
Dammit guys, this is why we cant have nice things.

/I'm a past president of my Pike chapter
//majored in phil, slept with 2 women in college.
///2 Pike houses have killed pledges in my state in the last few years
 
2013-02-19 01:10:43 PM  

Ordinary Average Guy: Its Michigan, what do you expect?


More penis?
 
2013-02-19 01:10:43 PM  
I'm torn. I enjoy the semi-nude men, but the flag was inappropriate. In fact, just lose the flag and it's good all around.
 
2013-02-19 01:10:47 PM  
Are we to infer the nudity?  If they all had shorts on and no flag, would it be described as semi-nude?
 
2013-02-19 01:10:50 PM  

Diogenes: According to the post on brobible.com, the fraternity's social chair said he didn't expect "every frat and sorority to get their hands" on the email.

Putting aside whether there's anything wrong with the picture, that statement is just fall-down dumb.

total frat move.

FIFY
 
2013-02-19 01:10:57 PM  
How can you tell if your frat brother is gay?

\his dick tastes like shiat
 
2013-02-19 01:10:58 PM  
Naked=gay
good to know
 
2013-02-19 01:11:26 PM  

Farce-Side: Uhhh....who cares?


Shhh, pretend outrage
 
2013-02-19 01:11:27 PM  

kumanoki: FrancoFile: I'm more upset over their use of the flag than I am the nudity.  It's a frat house; of course there's a latent homosexual subtext.

THIS


rumorsandrants.com
Mitch: (On phone) Hey, dude, what's up?
Frat Guy: Yo, Neil, is that you?
Mitch: Yeah, it's me...Neil!
Frat Guy: Hey, it's Jason, man. We just got back from laying a beating on these guys. I mean, we messed them up good. And the whole time, this guy's just lying there, crying like a little girl! Hold on, I'll get Terry.
Mitch: No don't get Terry! I mean, look, the reason I'm calling is this - there's all these guys going around to the different frat houses pretending to be cops, but they're not real cops. They're fake cops. They just robbed a bunch of stuff from the delta psi house. So don't be fooled, OK?
Frat Guy: Sure thing, dude. thanks for calling.
Mitch: OK, no problem there, dude. Now, uh, you go back to doing something latently homoerotic, all right? (Hangs up)

Mitch: (dials) Hello, real cops?
 
2013-02-19 01:11:29 PM  
Nu Tau Tau Alpha Psi Psi Tau
 
2013-02-19 01:11:31 PM  
Women dig on gay guys, I think it's a solid plan.
 
2013-02-19 01:12:33 PM  
Pikes getting naked? Color me shocked.
 
2013-02-19 01:12:40 PM  
www.thedadproject.com
 
2013-02-19 01:13:12 PM  
Attention Frat Boys:
We get it, it's okay to be confused/in denial about your sexuality.  College is supposed to be about self-discovery after all,  and seriously, you're not fooling anyone.  Calling "no Homo" changes nothing, and honestly, the fact that you even feel the need to SAY that as often as you do is bit of a dead giveaway.  I mean, for the love of god, you even call yourselves GREEK oganizations right?

So, since we know, and you know,-even if you are in denial-, how's about you  go ahead an go full -on "free to be you and me" and experiement to your heart's content, and drop the hyper-obnoxious exaggerated hetero-sexuality, date rape, and binge drinking you use as a "cover" mmkay?
 
2013-02-19 01:13:22 PM  
i1151.photobucket.com
What's the use of a flag if I can't cover my dick with it?
 
2013-02-19 01:13:42 PM  
Luckily, these bros can take comfort in the fact that the internet is a constantly changing ephemeral environment, and everything here soon forgotten when the next photo du jour is exposed.

Or not!
 
2013-02-19 01:14:23 PM  
Sounds about right for PiKAs.
 
TWX
2013-02-19 01:15:49 PM  

FrancoFile: I'm more upset over their use of the flag than I am the nudity.  It's a frat house; of course there's a latent homosexual subtext.


At least we know that none of these young men will ever get to be President of the United States and it's unlikely that any of them will ever be a Senator...
 
2013-02-19 01:15:55 PM  
Was the butt-chugging before or after the photo shoot?
 
2013-02-19 01:15:57 PM  
This a nice article on these guys in this month's edition of Poof.
 
2013-02-19 01:16:27 PM  
In my sorority days, we stole another fraternity's flag (I think it was PKE or maybe SAM) and sent them a pic of it with a bunch of us naked (using the flag to cover our lady parts) blackmailing them for beer. We were of course drunk when we did this. Stealing "letters" is a big no-no in the greek system and a couple of the guys in the fraternity were REALLY pissed at us.

The rest blew up the picture poster-sized and hung it on their walls.

Let's just say it was pretty easy to figure out who was gonna come out of the closet in a few years.

And yes, we got the beer. But thank god there was no facebook back in the day.

/I know, I know, CSS
//would have probably hung these guys' pics on my wall in my college years.
 
2013-02-19 01:16:28 PM  
More pictures, accompanying text:

http://www.brobible.com/college/article/michigan-pikes-nearly-nude-p ic -to-sorority

Also, that invitation email is frighteningly accurate.
 
2013-02-19 01:17:56 PM  
Second from the Right: Something is poking me again
Fourth from the Right: If he leans back, I'll be able to poke him again.
Third from the Left: Think unsexy thoughts. Think unsexy thoughts.
 
2013-02-19 01:18:06 PM  
This is just dumb. They should have their arms all folded so as to imply they are holding up the flag with their dongs.

One of those "when you see it ..." pics. That at least might be funny.
 
2013-02-19 01:18:30 PM  
My old roommate was a Pike.  I will be sure to mock him for this.
 
2013-02-19 01:18:38 PM  
frat guy:  hmmmm, how could we attract more sorority sluts to party with us? hmmmm...
frat guy: hey Tyrone... would you mind taking your clothes off so we can take some pictures?
Tyrone: no. that just sounds ghey.
frat guy: no I don't mean just pictures of you without your clothes... there will be other 'brothers' with you in the pics. we'll send it some sororities (mainly full of white girls).
Tyrone: oh, ok well that sounds legit.  let's do this!
 
2013-02-19 01:18:42 PM  

TelemonianAjax: Dammit guys, this is why we cant have nice things.

/I'm a past president of my Pike chapter
//majored in phil, slept with 2 women in college.
///2 Pike houses have killed pledges in my state in the last few years


wow, you slept with two whole women in college? You should totes brag about that, broheim.
 
2013-02-19 01:18:45 PM  
Uh, yeah. That's soooo bad, or like, whatever.

/NotASingleF***WasGiven.jpg
 
2013-02-19 01:18:53 PM  
Photoshop this NAMBLA meeting!
 
2013-02-19 01:19:22 PM  
That flag will never be well hung again...
 
2013-02-19 01:19:31 PM  
Funny... it's not showing any more skin than the men's water polo team.

But, you know, context's a biatch.
 
2013-02-19 01:19:44 PM  
www.dallasvoice.com

It's just fun and games.
 
2013-02-19 01:19:51 PM  

Diogenes: According to the post on brobible.com, the fraternity's social chair said he didn't expect "every frat and sorority to get their hands" on the email.

Putting aside whether there's anything wrong with the picture, that statement is just fall-down dumb.


Wow, yes.

Honestly that pic may be the least gay thing I've ever seen on Fark associated with a fraternity.
 
2013-02-19 01:20:13 PM  

Lollipop165: Stealing "letters" is a big no-no in the greek system


At least you did it the fun way.  A frat tried to steal one sororities letters at my school and the sister who caught them locked the closet and called the cops.  Could have held them hostage or pranked them (like squirt guns or something) but no, farking breaking and entering.
 
2013-02-19 01:20:27 PM  
Uh, these guys are all over 18. What is the problem? Who gives a damn about this?

And even if they weren't over 18, so what? Nothing is showing, they probably wore shorts anyway.

Seriously, who on earth has time to consider this a problem? Can't wait to read how Jezebel contorts this into a White Male Privilege Patriarchy apocalypse.
 
2013-02-19 01:20:33 PM  
FTFA:  On its the fraternity lists integrity as one of their values, saying members seek "the full development of their intellectual and personal potential."

Anyone that knows anything about frats laughs at this statement.
 
2013-02-19 01:21:33 PM  
Based on my observations of how frat boys behaved toward members of the opposite sex at my alma mater, I concluded that the majority were probably in denial.
 
2013-02-19 01:21:39 PM  
Closeted frat douches from Michigan. This is par for the course for that state.
 
2013-02-19 01:21:49 PM  
Yes, make sure to keep insinuating that they're gay as a funny way of insulting them. But don't forget to get all outraged in another thread when someone uses a gay slur.
 
2013-02-19 01:22:24 PM  

Nightie don't call me Wig: More pictures, accompanying text:

http://www.brobible.com/college/article/michigan-pikes-nearly-nude-p ic -to-sorority

Also, that invitation email is frighteningly accurate.


Okay, I'm sorry but in my sorority days I would have totally accepted the invitation. These guys look like fun.
 
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