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(Opposing Views)   Need to stop a rapist? The University of Colorado recommends urinating, vomiting or telling the rapist that you're menstruating   (opposingviews.com) divider line 405
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2013-02-19 01:04:47 PM
I'd google that exact phrase, but I'm terrified of how many hits would be returned.
 
2013-02-19 01:05:26 PM
"Oh no, mister......don't put that big scary penis inside of me, I've just got my period!"

/said no woman to a rapist ever
//because it wouldn't work and they know it
///rape is about power not sex, so puking/pissing/bleeding on the asshole won't stop them
 
2013-02-19 01:16:33 PM
Coco LaFemme:
///rape is about power not sex, so puking/pissing/bleeding on the asshole won't stop them

Probably get them going.  The person who suggested that will probably have no problem finding a job in the food service industry.
 
2013-02-19 01:18:37 PM
The Illinois State Police used to have a similar set of talking points on their sexual assault awareness page. It has since been taken down, but it was also prefaced with an unrelated bit of anti-gun propaganda, that 'guns in the home are a primary source of guns used in crime.'Of course, advocates of civilian disarmament will be here to defend these disgusting comments and decide for young women how they should defend themselves, that they are clearly too fragile and emotional to handle the responsibilty of carrying a weapon.You're basically telling women that they can no longer level the playing field against a potential attacker, and that they should vomit on themselves rather than use a gun for protection. You people are vile, and you are no different than the Republicans who make awful comments about rape.
 
2013-02-19 01:21:23 PM

Fark It: The Illinois State Police used to have a similar set of talking points on their sexual assault awareness page. It has since been taken down, but it was also prefaced with an unrelated bit of anti-gun propaganda, that 'guns in the home are a primary source of guns used in crime.'Of course, advocates of civilian disarmament will be here to defend these disgusting comments and decide for young women how they should defend themselves, that they are clearly too fragile and emotional to handle the responsibilty of carrying a weapon.You're basically telling women that they can no longer level the playing field against a potential attacker, and that they should vomit on themselves rather than use a gun for protection. You people are vile, and you are no different than the Republicans who make awful comments about rape.


not sure if good troll, or really bad idiot.
 
2013-02-19 01:26:41 PM
"Throw him a basketball."

tnation.t-nation.com
 
2013-02-19 01:26:45 PM
That would just turn me on more.
 
2013-02-19 01:31:07 PM
Hmmm. On the one hand, it may turn off rapists but on the other, it seems like it would just attract bears instead.
 
2013-02-19 01:33:33 PM
What if the rapist is a RagVamp? What then, eh?
 
2013-02-19 01:54:01 PM
How about D) Defecating?
 
2013-02-19 01:57:25 PM
How to stop a rapist? By the University of Colorado?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Up next: How to Stop a Pedophile, by the Vatican
 
2013-02-19 02:04:50 PM
Some women's defenses are just a by product of their other addictions

You've been warned.

SFW but I not sure it's safe for lunch
 
2013-02-19 02:08:00 PM
What happened to lie back and think of England?
 
2013-02-19 02:24:00 PM
What if your rapist is a menophiliac, emetophiliac, and really is into urolagnia?
 
2013-02-19 02:27:17 PM
Try to poop if you can.
 
2013-02-19 02:27:17 PM
Talk about the day you got the AIDS
 
2013-02-19 02:28:08 PM
Tell him you have Hitler AIDS
 
2013-02-19 02:28:49 PM
Please don't rape me, I have aids

So do I

shiat
 
2013-02-19 02:28:52 PM
i'd guess for some sick farks, this would be like foreplay to them.
 
2013-02-19 02:28:58 PM
Suppurating gonorrhea sores can be a turn-off to some rapists.
 
2013-02-19 02:29:46 PM
Might be just me but I think a slug from a 9mm will stop a rapist quicker than urine.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-02-19 02:30:18 PM
They should use their period as a way to fend off a violent attack on their person?
Farking brilliant.

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

Yeah, that'll work.
/bunch of farktards at that EDU
 
2013-02-19 02:30:18 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Some women's defenses are just a by product of their other addictions

You've been warned.

SFW but I not sure it's safe for lunch


That's a dude who bolted some lolfake titties on top of his lolsteroid pecs.
 
2013-02-19 02:30:31 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Some women's defenses are just a by product of their other addictions

You've been warned.

SFW but I not sure it's safe for lunch


Amazon tits are so weird. It's like a regular boob, but placed at the bottom of a massive pec.
 
2013-02-19 02:30:59 PM
One of the best rape preventatives I've heard of:
gunnuts.net
 
2013-02-19 02:31:10 PM
Mind you, this is CU-Colorado Springs, which is the SUNY-Fredonia of Colorado.
 
2013-02-19 02:32:11 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

What about a scorching case of herpes?
 
2013-02-19 02:32:15 PM
At first, I read that headline as, "Need to stop being a rapist?"

It got an out loud laugh form me. I just pictured some guy sitting there, saying, "Man. I REALLY gotta stop raping people. This is getting out of hand!"
 
2013-02-19 02:32:22 PM

Kazan: Fark It: The Illinois State Police used to have a similar set of talking points on their sexual assault awareness page. It has since been taken down, but it was also prefaced with an unrelated bit of anti-gun propaganda, that 'guns in the home are a primary source of guns used in crime.'Of course, advocates of civilian disarmament will be here to defend these disgusting comments and decide for young women how they should defend themselves, that they are clearly too fragile and emotional to handle the responsibilty of carrying a weapon.You're basically telling women that they can no longer level the playing field against a potential attacker, and that they should vomit on themselves rather than use a gun for protection. You people are vile, and you are no different than the Republicans who make awful comments about rape.

not sure if good troll, or really bad idiot.


Not sure if you're talking about the post or talking about yourself.
 
2013-02-19 02:32:29 PM

gja: They should use their period as a way to fend off a violent attack on their person?
Farking brilliant.


Well no one's going to stick around after the bears show up.
 
2013-02-19 02:32:47 PM
www.quotesworthrepeating.com
 
2013-02-19 02:32:53 PM
Cocolafemme
Oh no, mister......don't put that big scary penis inside of me, I've just got my period!"

/said no woman to a rapist ever
//because it wouldn't work and they know it


Actually, some attackers will stop due to the period. Its crazy but I know a person whose attacker backed off when he discovered she was on the rag.

Some dudes are just really squicked by period blood I guess.
 
2013-02-19 02:33:02 PM
I have it on some pretty good authority that rape babies are gifts from god.  I say relax and enjoy it, because Jesus is bringing presents.
 
2013-02-19 02:33:02 PM
I suggest screaming and waiting for a man to come help.

Because you poor widdle puddums apparently can't defend yourselves in ways that make sense.
 
2013-02-19 02:33:03 PM
Need to stop a rapist? The University of Colorado recommends urinating, vomiting or telling the rapist that you're menstruating

feastoffun.com
 
2013-02-19 02:33:11 PM
Attempting to disgust the attacker (puke/feces/AIDS) is a good idea.  So is carrying pepper spray or a weapon.
 
2013-02-19 02:34:13 PM

Sgt Otter: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 500x205]

What about a scorching case of herpes?


Damn...missed it by that much!

fearless-selling.ca
 
2013-02-19 02:34:53 PM
Another exceptionally good rape preventative, for those averse to guns:
www.karenrayne.com
/does nothing for oral, though
 
2013-02-19 02:35:33 PM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: What happened to lie back and think of England?


That's for marriage, not rape.  Or is there not a difference?
 
2013-02-19 02:35:37 PM

stirfrybry: Kazan: Fark It: The Illinois State Police used to have a similar set of talking points on their sexual assault awareness page. It has since been taken down, but it was also prefaced with an unrelated bit of anti-gun propaganda, that 'guns in the home are a primary source of guns used in crime.'Of course, advocates of civilian disarmament will be here to defend these disgusting comments and decide for young women how they should defend themselves, that they are clearly too fragile and emotional to handle the responsibilty of carrying a weapon.You're basically telling women that they can no longer level the playing field against a potential attacker, and that they should vomit on themselves rather than use a gun for protection. You people are vile, and you are no different than the Republicans who make awful comments about rape.

not sure if good troll, or really bad idiot.

Not sure if you're talking about the post or talking about yourself.


He must have been talking about himself because the post was clearly trolling.  There's no way anyone could read that and be not sure.

If you didn't laugh at "vomit on themselves rather than using a gun for protection" you're taking Fark too seriously.
 
2013-02-19 02:36:03 PM
I recommend a 9mm to the pee-pee.   Then to the computer.
 
2013-02-19 02:36:18 PM
www.partybusdetroit.com
 
2013-02-19 02:36:21 PM
Just to be sure, I do all three. At the same time.
 
2013-02-19 02:37:28 PM
If I were to find myself being raped, I'd figure any idea's worth a try.
 
2013-02-19 02:37:30 PM

MBooda: One of the best rape preventatives I've heard of:
[gunnuts.net image 649x472]


It makes a pretty good rape aid as well.
 
2013-02-19 02:37:35 PM

MBooda: Another exceptionally good rape preventative, for those averse to guns:
[www.karenrayne.com image 375x500]
/does nothing for oral, though


That reminds me:

arkitipintel.com
 
2013-02-19 02:38:04 PM
Nah...not the university but this guy said it. Democratic State Rep. Joe Salazar

http://www.ibtimes.com/colorado-democrat-under-fire-suggesting-femal e- college-students-fearing-rape-should-not-have-access
 Where is N.O.W on this issue?
 
2013-02-19 02:39:00 PM
Is this a regular, sporting menstruation, or an assault menstruation?
 
2013-02-19 02:39:11 PM
OR.... you could tell him you have blue waffle syndrome.

/you should GIS that
 
2013-02-19 02:39:53 PM
Just because someone is a rapist doesn't mean they can't be grossed out. Forcing someone into having sex with you and getting covered in a shower of puke or piss are two entirely different things. I have no idea why people are so convinced this is bad advice. Sure, it isn't going to be as effective as pepper spray or a gunshot wound but I wouldn't be surprised to find that it could work surprisingly often. Plus, it's a hell of a lot better than just struggling (which probably IS going to make a rapist enjoy it more).

My aunt almost got mugged in Boston but she threw up on one of the kids and her purse. They were armed but dropped the purse and split. Of course she was left with a purse full of puke but they got nothing for their effort except a powerful need to shower.
 
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