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7093 clicks; posted to Video » on 19 Feb 2013 at 2:05 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-02-19 01:17:20 PM  
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It's time to stop posting petting.
 
2013-02-19 01:43:51 PM  
Looked like the cat wanted a handie instead.
 
2013-02-19 01:52:42 PM  
I like how she pulls an Alec Baldwin in the end...

"TURN THAT F*CKING CAMERA OFF !!"
 
2013-02-19 02:28:11 PM  
I like how the first time she pushed the hand down and stared at it as if to say 'Leave it there'.  My cat does the teeth thing when she doesn't want attention.
 
2013-02-19 02:28:56 PM  
Reminds me of the time we had that cute exchange student from Japan staying over at our home. "Preeze, no thank you Mr. Spunk-san."
 
2013-02-19 02:32:20 PM  
 
2013-02-19 02:40:19 PM  

Atomic Spunk: Reminds me of the time we had that cute exchange student from Japan staying over at our home. "Preeze, no thank you Mr. Spunk-san."


Meh, my wife taught her that bit
 
2013-02-19 03:19:25 PM  
My cat does that, but that's also because I've taught her to "shake paw"
 
2013-02-19 03:52:19 PM  
My cat does the same thing, except if I tried to keep petting her 3 or 4 more times like that, the whole situation rapidly turns into the Mr. Fangsmore Bitey-Bitey Fun Show, starring her teeth and my hand.
 
2013-02-19 03:56:54 PM  

DeltaPunch: My cat does the same thing, except if I tried to keep petting her 3 or 4 more times like that, the whole situation rapidly turns into the Mr. Fangsmore Bitey-Bitey Fun Show, starring her teeth and my hand.


Then stop trying to molest your cat.
 
2013-02-19 04:27:09 PM  
Heh, my cat does that all the time.  No future death bites though, he'll just go away
 
2013-02-19 04:41:29 PM  
I taught my cat to jump on a chair and give me high-fives as I walk by.  She's cool.
 
2013-02-19 05:13:43 PM  
Much better than getting a mouthful of teeth in your hand.
 
2013-02-19 07:51:17 PM  
Not shown: bloody stump 10 seconds later
 
2013-02-19 08:34:27 PM  
My cat goes immediately to "now I need stitches".

But you know what? I understand that she would rather not have her belly rubbed.

//My other cat lies on his back and begs for belly rubs.
///I don't know what the fark.
 
2013-02-19 08:52:53 PM  
All I hear in my head is the Family Guy cleaning woman.

No.....no....no
 
2013-02-19 09:13:15 PM  
Polite, and as the human kept persisting, the cat turned off the camera so that there would be no video evidence of the retaliatory evisceration.
 
2013-02-19 09:38:19 PM  

booger42: All I hear in my head is the Family Guy cleaning woman.

No.....no....no


I had the same voice in my head watching that.
 
2013-02-19 10:41:50 PM  

Atomic Spunk: Reminds me of the time we had that cute exchange student from Japan staying over at our home. "Preeze, no thank you Mr. Spunk-san."


i can get one of those delivered?  awesome, instructions preaze

/ ahh miso horny
 
2013-02-19 10:52:39 PM  
My cat likes attention too much to do something like that. He fully enjoys being picked up and getting a face hug. Black cats are like that.
 
2013-02-19 10:54:38 PM  

Summoner101: Stop vertical videos


awesome
 
2013-02-19 11:14:13 PM  

ltdanman44: Summoner101: Stop vertical videos

awesome


I find vertical video less objectionable when the action in the video is mostly vertical.
 
2013-02-19 11:41:28 PM  
My cat will do the same thing the first couple times.  Then it's all claws and teeth.
 
2013-02-20 12:20:36 AM  
 
2013-02-20 01:27:31 AM  

monthos: booger42: All I hear in my head is the Family Guy cleaning woman.

No.....no....no

I had the same voice in my head watching that.


You bastages. Came here to write that.
 
2013-02-20 04:14:11 AM  
 
2013-02-20 06:01:29 AM  

monthos: booger42: All I hear in my head is the Family Guy cleaning woman.

No.....no....no

I had the same voice in my head watching that.


Terrific now I can't stop thinking about that.
 
2013-02-20 07:28:15 AM  

jrodnewb: monthos: booger42: All I hear in my head is the Family Guy cleaning woman.

No.....no....no

I had the same voice in my head watching that.

Terrific now I can't stop thinking about that.


It's the new "Good news everyone-Hubert Farnsworth meme"

Get out of my HEAD!!

Uh...no...no
 
2013-02-20 09:00:23 PM  

ltdanman44: Summoner101: Stop vertical videos

awesome


Eh. The only thing worse than vertical videos are the people who complain about them.
 
2013-02-21 03:01:29 AM  

aendeuryu: monthos: booger42: All I hear in my head is the Family Guy cleaning woman.

No.....no....no

I had the same voice in my head watching that.

You bastages. Came here to write that.


Glad it wasn't just me

/television.....teacher, mother, secret lover
 
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