I remember an awesome episode of Tales from the Dark Side that involved talking food.

It was a story about a new diet plan. They send you a pair of glasses and a hearing aid that makes you able to speak with food.

This chick develops a friendship with the food in her apartment, and ends up sewing her mouth shut rather than eating any of it.

The funniest part was when she lost her mind and tried to eat a banana. The animated look of fear on its face as she peeled the thin was precious.