Bslim: This here is one of those biatches who we are supposed to care about. But we don't, we really don't. Much like the bimbo from Can't Buy Me Love, remember her?
Sybarite: The temptation to hide something like this around the house would be terrible.[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]
doczoidberg: I remember an awesome episode of Tales from the Dark Side that involved talking food.It was a story about a new diet plan. They send you a pair of glasses and a hearing aid that makes you able to speak with food.This chick develops a friendship with the food in her apartment, and ends up sewing her mouth shut rather than eating any of it.The funniest part was when she lost her mind and tried to eat a banana. The animated look of fear on its face as she peeled the thin was precious.
scottydoesntknow: Obviously it's not that bad, she did marry a talking Bacon.
Apos: [thetestmarketevolution.com image 240x226]
Bob The Nob: [i.imgur.com image 300x181]
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