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(Zap2It)   Beyonce and Jay-Z's daughter Blue Ivy is already reading flash cards at 13 months. Album to drop at age 3, reality show at 5, first billion in sales at 9. End of humanity at age 13   (blog.zap2it.com) divider line 13
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1007 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 19 Feb 2013 at 1:37 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-02-19 01:42:19 PM
5 votes:
I'd say it's hard to believe they fell for that "my baby can read" crap but here we are.
2013-02-19 01:57:51 PM
3 votes:

Atomic Spunk: In an informal poll of new parents, I've discovered that when intelligence, motor skills and overall cuteness are considered, 100% of all babies are above average.


THIS. I am still waiting for that one honest parent who will admit that little Hudson or Jayden isn't really all that smart and will most likely wind up bagging groceries for a living.
2013-02-19 02:02:01 PM
2 votes:
Well, they did pay top dollar for her.
2013-02-19 01:55:22 PM
2 votes:
In an informal poll of new parents, I've discovered that when intelligence, motor skills and overall cuteness are considered, 100% of all babies are above average.
2013-02-19 01:51:49 PM
2 votes:
Talent is not always hereditary.

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2013-02-19 06:31:22 PM
1 votes:
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2013-02-19 04:20:09 PM
1 votes:

Yomoxu: My goddaughter was walking at nine months and was doing arithmetic by herself at 2 years 10 months. That's well ahead of the average curve.

/she's a smart little girl
//she's also tough: punched a little Mexican bully in the nose once her mother had told her she was not supposed to let other people mistreat her. bully is afraid of her now


You just proved Atomic Spunk's post true in the span of like 12 minutes.

/I'm sure she's an over-achiever in every aspect of human accomplishment
2013-02-19 03:35:20 PM
1 votes:
"Blue Ivy" sounds like a restaurant.
2013-02-19 03:23:54 PM
1 votes:

grinding_journalist: darch: THIS. I am still waiting for that one honest parent who will admit that little Hudson or Jayden isn't really all that smart and will most likely wind up bagging groceries for a living.

I honestly already feel bad for my kid, who's due in June, for the expectations that will be heaped upon him. Within 3 generations in my family, we have professional classical musicians, a couple lawyers, a hospital executive, a surgeon, a therapist, a mechanical engineer who worked for nuclear power stations, a civil engineer/prof. at Purdue....and me. I'm the great shame in my family for electing to not pursue a postgraduate education.

The genes are all there for a smart, well-rounded kid (minus any sort of athletic talent). Unfortunately, those genes come with all of the fun mental health issues that usually plague intelligent people, with a side of cancer and substance abuse.

/hudson and jayden are really stupid names
//is really smart and doesn't do much of anything for a living, so there


Can I ask you a question? Not even trying to be funny:

Why did you elect to have a kid? What thought process, if any, went into it? What about it seemed like a good idea?
2013-02-19 02:06:48 PM
1 votes:

darch: Atomic Spunk: In an informal poll of new parents, I've discovered that when intelligence, motor skills and overall cuteness are considered, 100% of all babies are above average.

THIS. I am still waiting for that one honest parent who will admit that little Hudson or Jayden isn't really all that smart and will most likely wind up bagging groceries for a living.


Then again some grocery baggers have more innate intelligence than some lawyers or doctors. Education does not equal intelligence.
2013-02-19 02:00:01 PM
1 votes:
Yes, young children are incredible mimics. It's how they learn everything from speech to body language.

But don't mistake it for intelligence and/or understanding.
2013-02-19 01:39:38 PM
1 votes:
Wait that's actually her name?
2013-02-19 01:38:57 PM
1 votes:
Or she might take Lawrence Fishburne's daughter's path of life and work for Vivid.
 
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