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(Metro)   Kim Kardashian says she'd like to go have sex with herself -- just like countless people have suggested she should   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
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3901 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 19 Feb 2013 at 2:28 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-02-20 10:38:43 AM  
1 vote:
You think she's vapid and self-important now?

Wait until she pushes out that little miracle. Ho boy!
2013-02-19 07:49:44 PM  
1 vote:

Wartime Consiglieri: Her personality and entire family for that matter are repugnant, but I'd bang that attention whore till I can't walk.


And you likely wouldn't be able to walk after the V.D. takes out your legs.
2013-02-19 04:50:59 PM  
1 vote:

Weaver95: why are these people famous!?  WHY GOTDAMMIT WHY!?


Because she's on tv.

And she's on TV because she's famous.
And she's famous because she's on TV.
And she's on TV because she's famous.
And she's famous because she's on TV.
And she's on TV because she's famous.
And she's famous because she's on TV.
And she's on TV because she's famous.
And she's famous because she's on TV.
And she's on TV because she's famous.
And she's famous because she's on TV.
And she's on TV because she's famous.
And she's famous because she's on TV.
And she's on TV because she's famous.
And she's famous because she's on TV.
And she's on TV because she's famous.
And she's famous because she's on TV.
And she's on TV because she's famous.
And she's famous because she's on TV.
2013-02-19 04:44:12 PM  
1 vote:
Oh, for the sweet, cleansing fires of the apocalypse...
2013-02-19 04:11:45 PM  
1 vote:
HOTY.
2013-02-19 02:56:27 PM  
1 vote:

"PAY ATTENTION TO ME!"



That's pretty much all I hear from anyone with "Kardashian" as a last name. Couldn't care less about the actual content of their speech - at the end, it always translates to the above statement.
2013-02-19 02:33:32 PM  
1 vote:
If I were a carpenter, and I were my laaaaaady, would I marry me anyway?   Would I have my baaaaaaaabeeeeeeeeee?
2013-02-19 02:03:36 PM  
1 vote:
why are these people famous!?  WHY GOTDAMMIT WHY!?
2013-02-19 01:22:45 PM  
1 vote:
It's called a finger. You have ten of them. Use one or more and STFU.
 
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