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(Metro)   Kim Kardashian says she'd like to go have sex with herself -- just like countless people have suggested she should   (metro.co.uk) divider line 36
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2013-02-19 01:15:03 PM
Only way she will ever have sex with somebody that really loves her for her.
 
2013-02-19 01:22:45 PM
It's called a finger. You have ten of them. Use one or more and STFU.
 
2013-02-19 01:25:07 PM
Jeez, and previously she came off as sort of a narcissist.
 
2013-02-19 01:35:48 PM
I picture two Kim Kardashians clawing at each other to get the best camera angle, and then lying motionless on the bed for the next two hours.
 
2013-02-19 02:03:36 PM
why are these people famous!?  WHY GOTDAMMIT WHY!?
 
2013-02-19 02:33:32 PM
If I were a carpenter, and I were my laaaaaady, would I marry me anyway?   Would I have my baaaaaaaabeeeeeeeeee?
 
2013-02-19 02:33:53 PM
would it be as boring for both or her as the tape would be for us?
 
2013-02-19 02:36:03 PM
But, then who would do the actual moving?
 
2013-02-19 02:42:35 PM
She really is running out of ideas for getting attention, eh?
 
2013-02-19 02:42:44 PM
I'm thinking it would be like two Real Dolls having sex with each other.
 
2013-02-19 02:56:27 PM
"PAY ATTENTION TO ME!"


That's pretty much all I hear from anyone with "Kardashian" as a last name. Couldn't care less about the actual content of their speech - at the end, it always translates to the above statement.
 
2013-02-19 03:02:11 PM
www.deargodwhyussports.com

I'd fark me
 
2013-02-19 03:27:26 PM
I hope she does a better job than Ray J.
 
2013-02-19 03:34:56 PM
One day a real rain will come.
 
2013-02-19 03:38:56 PM
wow, i hope that one day i may love someone as throughouly and completely as this woman loves herself.
 
2013-02-19 03:45:44 PM

HotWingConspiracy: One day a real rain will come.




"It's like you're in my head, man."
www.top10films.co.uk
 
2013-02-19 03:46:04 PM

Revek: Only way she will ever have sex with somebody that really loves her for her.


I wouldn't go that far.  Really self-absorbed doesn't necessarily mean high self-esteem.
 
2013-02-19 04:09:21 PM

JohnAnnArbor: Revek: Only way she will ever have sex with somebody that really loves her for her.

I wouldn't go that far.  Really self-absorbed doesn't necessarily mean high self-esteem.


Well, she is farking Kanye West...
 
2013-02-19 04:11:45 PM
HOTY.
 
2013-02-19 04:18:02 PM

Weaver95: why are these people famous!?  WHY GOTDAMMIT WHY!?


For having a big ass and a sextape
 
2013-02-19 04:35:34 PM
I have sex myself all the time, I now describe my sexual orientation as autosexual.
 
2013-02-19 04:44:12 PM
Oh, for the sweet, cleansing fires of the apocalypse...
 
2013-02-19 04:50:45 PM

devilEther: I'd fark me


I came to ask if she was about to go all Buffalo Bill.
 
2013-02-19 04:50:59 PM

Weaver95: why are these people famous!?  WHY GOTDAMMIT WHY!?


Because she's on tv.

And she's on TV because she's famous.
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2013-02-19 04:52:21 PM
DAT VAPID ASS
 
2013-02-19 05:01:21 PM
Solo Sex Tape???
 
2013-02-19 05:15:01 PM

TV's Vinnie: Weaver95: why are these people famous!?  WHY GOTDAMMIT WHY!?

Because she's on tv.

And she's on TV because she's famous.
And she's famous because she's on TV.
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I think you are thinking of Tom Petty, Beavis.
 
2013-02-19 05:37:43 PM
Ok, so now we're past trivial questions and going straight to impossible scenarios?

Kardashian media exposure reaching critical mass.
 
2013-02-19 06:38:40 PM
Her sex tape made my shiat turn into wet spaghetti. She takes herself way too seriously, what a boring fark.
 
2013-02-19 07:22:25 PM
Her personality and entire family for that matter are repugnant, but I'd bang that attention whore till I can't walk.
 
2013-02-19 07:49:44 PM

Wartime Consiglieri: Her personality and entire family for that matter are repugnant, but I'd bang that attention whore till I can't walk.


And you likely wouldn't be able to walk after the V.D. takes out your legs.
 
2013-02-19 07:50:03 PM

The Larch: I picture two Kim Kardashians clawing at each other to get the best camera angle, and then lying motionless on the bed for the next two hours.


Every time I hear her name all I can think of is those old ladies watching the sex tape.

"Why is she just lying there?"
 
2013-02-19 09:14:54 PM
So who would pee on who?
 
2013-02-19 11:37:54 PM
This headline is beautiful.

I'm all choked up.
 
2013-02-20 10:38:43 AM
You think she's vapid and self-important now?

Wait until she pushes out that little miracle. Ho boy!
 
2013-02-21 01:34:50 AM
No matter how good I look, I never find myself looking in the mirror wishing that dong was in my butt.

Never ever.

Maybe it is different for ladies, but as a very hetero gentleman, I just do not come up with that thought without a literal prompt from an AW in an AWing article.
 
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