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(Daily Mail)   Michael Jackson's daughter might be turning out OK, after all   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 15
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2013-02-19 02:20:20 PM  
37 votes:
I hear his son Blanket is working on an album. Mostly covers...
2013-02-19 07:56:50 PM  
4 votes:
She has her dad's nose.

Not sure which one though, maybe his seventh.
2013-02-19 03:19:09 PM  
4 votes:

darch: Zerochance: Onkel Buck: Are we sure she is really his? She has none of his features, unless he had plastic surgery on his DNA too.

That's what I'm thinking.  Michael bleached the shiat out of his skin, be he can't change his genetic code.  This kid looks 100% white.

THIS. Michael Jackson, difficult as it is to recall/believe, was 100% BLACK. Like dark skin, broad nose, tight, kinky hair black. This girl, even with a white mother, is 100% CAUCASIAN.


rondaniel.com
2013-02-19 08:08:13 PM  
2 votes:
Okay, so here's the truth:

That girl, Paris Jackson, is the daughter of the person we all knew as Michael Jackson since the mid 1980s. However, that was not the original Michael Jackson!

Michael Jackson-- the original one--  died in the well-known Pepsi incident. It wasn't just his hair that was burned. He died. At the height of his career.

Naturally, the powerful record companies couldn't have that be it. Sure, they'd sell a ton of back-catalog albums, but what then? This guy had potential to go on for years and years, and they knew what they had to do: They replaced him.

That's why his appearance changes so much after that point in time. He's a look-alike with cosmetic surgery, who kept getting touch-ups. He was white. They covered his whiteness by saying Jackson was bleaching his skin due to vitiligo.

His voice wasn't that high. If you play his music with the pitch bent down a bit, you can hear his real voice. Or you can check it out here:  http://youtu.be/GW9iZfusnQI

And of course his death was actually an assassination. They were covering their tracks.

Paris Jackson doesn't know this, of course. All she knows is that the man the world was calling Michael Jackson was her father.

Honestly, you believe that these two people are one person? REALLY?

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1981

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1988


Michael Jackson died in 1984. His double died in 2009.
2013-02-19 02:09:20 PM  
2 votes:
Are we sure she is really his? She has none of his features, unless he had plastic surgery on his DNA too.
2013-02-19 07:22:54 PM  
1 votes:

Cosmk: That kid is not his daughter.


So did they just claim that he is the one?
2013-02-19 04:34:50 PM  
1 votes:
That kid is not his daughter.
2013-02-19 04:05:34 PM  
1 votes:
lh3.googleusercontent.com
/I think I see the resembles
2013-02-19 02:33:09 PM  
1 votes:

mongbiohazard: Zerochance: Onkel Buck: Are we sure she is really his? She has none of his features, unless he had plastic surgery on his DNA too.

That's what I'm thinking.  Michael bleached the shiat out of his skin, be he can't change his genetic code.  This kid looks 100% white.


Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that. I get the feeling she's not actually his daughter. I wonder who the father is then?


Im guessing its either

i304.photobucket.com

or

i706.photobucket.com

both known associates of Jackson
2013-02-19 02:31:59 PM  
1 votes:
Or maybe he just impregnated his then wife with 'samples' from Culkin.

/ewww
2013-02-19 02:28:33 PM  
1 votes:

bearded clamorer: I hear his son Blanket is working on an album. Mostly covers...

2013-02-19 02:27:07 PM  
1 votes:

bearded clamorer: I hear his son Blanket is working on an album. Mostly covers...


You Fark well.
2013-02-19 02:22:08 PM  
1 votes:

bearded clamorer: I hear his son Blanket is working on an album. Mostly covers...


www.lolbrary.com
2013-02-19 02:15:04 PM  
1 votes:
images.t-nation.com
2013-02-19 02:07:26 PM  
1 votes:
Whatever else, a competent bass player can always get work.
 
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