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(Daily Mail)   Michael Jackson's daughter might be turning out OK, after all   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 77
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2013-02-19 02:07:26 PM
Whatever else, a competent bass player can always get work.
 
2013-02-19 02:09:20 PM
Are we sure she is really his? She has none of his features, unless he had plastic surgery on his DNA too.
 
2013-02-19 02:09:35 PM
Only she's not his daughter in the genetic sense, nor in the adopted sense since most of her youth is being spent NOT being raised by Michael Jackson.

She's more like his former ward.
 
2013-02-19 02:11:33 PM
She's stunning with the pixie cut. Dunno or care about the rest.
 
2013-02-19 02:15:04 PM
images.t-nation.com
 
2013-02-19 02:16:09 PM

Onkel Buck: Are we sure she is really his? She has none of his features, unless he had plastic surgery on his DNA too.


That's what I'm thinking.  Michael bleached the shiat out of his skin, be he can't change his genetic code.  This kid looks 100% white.
 
2013-02-19 02:20:20 PM
I hear his son Blanket is working on an album. Mostly covers...
 
2013-02-19 02:21:06 PM

Zerochance: Onkel Buck: Are we sure she is really his? She has none of his features, unless he had plastic surgery on his DNA too.

That's what I'm thinking.  Michael bleached the shiat out of his skin, be he can't change his genetic code.  This kid looks 100% white.



Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that. I get the feeling she's not actually his daughter. I wonder who the father is then?
 
2013-02-19 02:22:03 PM
I've read in a few places she was into classic rock and not at all into pop, rap or hip hop. Wouldn't that be funny. MJ's kid turns into a rocker.
 
2013-02-19 02:22:08 PM

bearded clamorer: I hear his son Blanket is working on an album. Mostly covers...


www.lolbrary.com
 
2013-02-19 02:22:19 PM
Turning out pretty hot, that's what's up.
 
2013-02-19 02:23:12 PM

Zerochance: Onkel Buck: Are we sure she is really his? She has none of his features, unless he had plastic surgery on his DNA too.

That's what I'm thinking.  Michael bleached the shiat out of his skin, be he can't change his genetic code.  This kid looks 100% white.


THIS. Michael Jackson, difficult as it is to recall/believe, was 100% BLACK. Like dark skin, broad nose, tight, kinky hair black. This girl, even with a white mother, is 100% CAUCASIAN.
 
2013-02-19 02:25:35 PM

mongbiohazard: Zerochance: Onkel Buck: Are we sure she is really his? She has none of his features, unless he had plastic surgery on his DNA too.

That's what I'm thinking.  Michael bleached the shiat out of his skin, be he can't change his genetic code.  This kid looks 100% white.


Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that. I get the feeling she's not actually his daughter. I wonder who the father is then?


wtf? c'mon fark. Clearly his kids are genetic combination Michael found appealing. He did not like his own DNA so why would he want to pass them on. Was this ever even a question? If she has any musical DNA it is because Michael saw to it to include it in his "offspring" from a more "suitable" source.

and this is funny...

bearded clamorer: I hear his son Blanket is working on an album. Mostly covers...

 
2013-02-19 02:27:07 PM

bearded clamorer: I hear his son Blanket is working on an album. Mostly covers...


You Fark well.
 
2013-02-19 02:28:21 PM
I'm sure a guy with enough fame and money could easily get his pick of Russian orphans, no questions asked.
 
2013-02-19 02:28:33 PM

bearded clamorer: I hear his son Blanket is working on an album. Mostly covers...

 
2013-02-19 02:31:59 PM
Or maybe he just impregnated his then wife with 'samples' from Culkin.

/ewww
 
2013-02-19 02:32:07 PM

traxan: I've read in a few places she was into classic rock and not at all into pop, rap or hip hop. Wouldn't that be funny. MJ's kid turns into a rocker.


MJ got his start in Motown.  Circle of life.
 
2013-02-19 02:33:09 PM

mongbiohazard: Zerochance: Onkel Buck: Are we sure she is really his? She has none of his features, unless he had plastic surgery on his DNA too.

That's what I'm thinking.  Michael bleached the shiat out of his skin, be he can't change his genetic code.  This kid looks 100% white.


Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that. I get the feeling she's not actually his daughter. I wonder who the father is then?


Im guessing its either

i304.photobucket.com

or

i706.photobucket.com

both known associates of Jackson
 
2013-02-19 02:43:20 PM

Onkel Buck: Are we sure she is really his? She has none of his features, unless he had plastic surgery on his DNA too.


She's Dr. Klein's kid, as is the oldest brother. That's obvious.
 
2013-02-19 02:45:56 PM
It should also be noted that The Daily Mail doesn't know the difference between a guitar and a bass.
 
2013-02-19 03:01:16 PM
I've paid no attention to Michael's family.. but that second pic is very cute.

And that's all I'm going to say, Mr. Hanson.
 
2013-02-19 03:04:15 PM
Why don't you have a seat over there, Mr. Alphax?
 
2013-02-19 03:17:38 PM
Good for her but she's only 14, plenty of time to lose her f*cking mind
 
2013-02-19 03:19:04 PM
Again you Farkers disappoint. No one has commented on the STD she's carrying.....Holy Fark, is this Paris Hilton?
 
2013-02-19 03:19:09 PM

darch: Zerochance: Onkel Buck: Are we sure she is really his? She has none of his features, unless he had plastic surgery on his DNA too.

That's what I'm thinking.  Michael bleached the shiat out of his skin, be he can't change his genetic code.  This kid looks 100% white.

THIS. Michael Jackson, difficult as it is to recall/believe, was 100% BLACK. Like dark skin, broad nose, tight, kinky hair black. This girl, even with a white mother, is 100% CAUCASIAN.


rondaniel.com
 
2013-02-19 03:29:13 PM

doczoidberg: It should also be noted that The Daily Mail doesn't know the difference between a guitar and a bass.


And while one might strum a bass, she is not. So two strikes there.

Lastly, this looks amazingly like a lower end Squire. $149.99 on Musicians Friend. Can't she afford better?
 
2013-02-19 03:30:52 PM

johnnygew: doczoidberg: It should also be noted that The Daily Mail doesn't know the difference between a guitar and a bass.

And while one might strum a bass, she is not. So two strikes there.

Lastly, this looks amazingly like a lower end Squire. $149.99 on Musicians Friend. Can't she afford better?


You'd like the pic better if she was strumming a 10-string Alembic or perhaps a Sadowsky?
 
2013-02-19 03:33:58 PM
Is that a cold sore on her lip, or a pipe burn?
 
2013-02-19 03:55:21 PM

zabadu: Is that a cold sore on her lip, or a pipe burn?


Newsflash:  Teenagers smoke pot!!
 
2013-02-19 04:05:34 PM
lh3.googleusercontent.com
/I think I see the resembles
 
2013-02-19 04:09:03 PM

zabadu: Is that a cold sore on her lip, or a pipe burn?


How sad is it that this was my first thought too?
 
2013-02-19 04:13:06 PM

bearded clamorer: I hear his son Blanket is working on an album. Mostly covers...


A tip o' the hat, sir!
 
2013-02-19 04:24:50 PM

kroonermanblack: She's stunning with the pixie cut. Dunno or care about the rest.


Y axis is craycray
X axis is hot.
 
2013-02-19 04:26:44 PM
Good to see that the amount of Mamase Mamasa Mamakusan blood in her hasn't affected her looks too dramatically. Guess it really dilutes at 1/4 and below.
 
2013-02-19 04:28:35 PM

kroonermanblack: She's stunning with the pixie cut. Dunno or care about the rest.


I think she looks just like her mom.

img.dailymail.co.uk

johnnygew: doczoidberg: It should also be noted that The Daily Mail doesn't know the difference between a guitar and a bass.

And while one might strum a bass, she is not. So two strikes there.

Lastly, this looks amazingly like a lower end Squire. $149.99 on Musicians Friend. Can't she afford better?


That was my first thought (after "that's not a guitar and she's probably not strumming it); but then I thought "cheers to her for playing the instrument that's appropriate for her level of play, rather than hacking on a $1,500 + instrument just because she can afford it.

Also, the blanket joke is the funniest Fark comment I've seen in a while.
 
2013-02-19 04:34:50 PM
That kid is not his daughter.
 
2013-02-19 04:40:51 PM

darch: Zerochance: Onkel Buck: Are we sure she is really his? She has none of his features, unless he had plastic surgery on his DNA too.

That's what I'm thinking.  Michael bleached the shiat out of his skin, be he can't change his genetic code.  This kid looks 100% white.

THIS. Michael Jackson, difficult as it is to recall/believe, was 100% BLACK. Like dark skin, broad nose, tight, kinky hair black. This girl, even with a white mother, is 100% CAUCASIAN.


I read somewhere that MJ had a genetic disease (probably Lupus) and didn't want to risk passing that down to his kids...
 
2013-02-19 04:42:43 PM

Arthur Jumbles: [lh3.googleusercontent.com image 750x371]
/I think I see the resembles


You're right, those are the SAME eyebrows!

Glad that's settled, good job.
 
2013-02-19 04:55:02 PM
Ill have two seats over there please.
 
2013-02-19 04:57:34 PM
THAT'S A BASS, YOU ASSHATS.


/Yes, I know the bass is a guitar as well, but goddamnit, it's it so hard to call it a bass guitar?
//I need a nap.
 
2013-02-19 05:12:47 PM
Who really cares about the ethnicity? Sometimes family is more than blood. He raised the child as his own, hence she is his daughter.
 
2013-02-19 05:36:12 PM

Eshman: THAT'S A BASS, YOU ASSHATS.


/Yes, I know the bass is a guitar as well, but goddamnit, it's it so hard to call it a bass guitar?
//I need a nap.


I noticed it as well. Wouldn't be so flagrantly wrong if they didn't also mention that she was "strumming" the instrument, when she is clearly plucking that bass.

/Now I need to listen to some Muse, for some awesome bass work
 
2013-02-19 05:38:32 PM

bulok: Who really cares about the ethnicity? Sometimes family is more than blood. He raised the child as his own, hence she is his daughter.


No matter what else, that is a excellent point right there.
 
2013-02-19 05:41:57 PM
I just think its bizarre that she has both of her parents yet she is an orphan.
 
2013-02-19 05:43:26 PM
I'd like to see her have success just to watch all her aunts and uncles come out of the woodwork.

/Slappin de bass
 
2013-02-19 05:48:02 PM

lacydog: /Now I need to listen to some Muse, for some awesome bass[, guitar, and some of that sweet, sweet vibrato] work


FTFY
 
2013-02-19 05:49:02 PM
is it sad that the best thing Mike could do as a father, was to die?
 
2013-02-19 05:49:13 PM

iron_city_ap: I'd like to see her have success just to watch all her aunts and uncles come out of the woodwork.

/Slappin de bass


Id like to see her have some sex too.
 
2013-02-19 05:55:13 PM
i.imgur.com
 
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