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(Fox News)   Sure, I voted for Obama 6 times. Didn't everybody? FARK: Said the Ohio poll worker   (foxnews.com) divider line 40
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2013-02-19 01:56:57 PM
8 votes:
I only voted for Obama once.

/Canadian
2013-02-19 01:09:56 PM
7 votes:
Sorry Romney, you lost because your supporters were honest.
2013-02-19 01:57:04 PM
4 votes:
To quote a magnificent bastard:

"Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most"
2013-02-19 01:59:58 PM
3 votes:
static.gamesradar.com
2013-02-19 01:49:32 PM
3 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: Peter von Nostrand: Anyone braver than me want to head over to Ann Coulter's site and see if she's calling for this lady's prosecution?

why wouldn't you prosecute this person?


Mostly because I'm not a lawyer
2013-02-19 01:40:43 PM
3 votes:

b2theory: Romney is President now... Right?


He only lost by 10 votes; here are 6 of them.
2013-02-19 11:27:46 AM
3 votes:
Sarah is on her way to the White House. Obama has been put to work scrubbing floors and cooking.
2013-02-19 02:01:24 PM
2 votes:
Bet you can't vote just once!
cache.gawker.com
2013-02-19 01:18:55 PM
2 votes:
That's odd, farkers had assured me that in Ohio "experimental" software patches on vote counting machines and rethuglican chicanery would keep teh blahs from voting at all.
2013-02-19 01:09:05 PM
2 votes:
Clearly Karl Rove's election night mental collapse was due to this super-villain's nefarious scheme that I am sure will be proven to be totally true and not bullshiat!

To the Hoverounds! We ride at dawn!
2013-02-19 01:06:49 PM
2 votes:
Throw her and the others in jail. 1 year minimum no probation.
Someday, maybe we will have an honest election.
Though I won't hold my breath.
2013-02-19 12:06:41 PM
2 votes:
Of course she did. Look at her.
2013-02-19 04:11:50 PM
1 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: To be fair, she actually voted 5 times, but only 3 of them counted.


3.6 to be exact


3/5th X 6
2013-02-19 04:09:48 PM
1 votes:
I like how everyone is being "educated" as to proper racial analysis by a guy named OvenFreshJew.

Tune in tomorrow when "BiatchesAintNothingButThreeHolesForMyJizz" critiques third-wave feminism.
2013-02-19 03:59:03 PM
1 votes:

Somacandra: Can't believe I'm responding to a login called OvenFreshJew


What, you wanted stale?
2013-02-19 03:47:07 PM
1 votes:

OvenFreshJew: Because acknowledging the fact that Obama received 93% of the black vote in 2012 makes a person racist?


factcheck.org

The Democratic candidate has been getting the lion's share of the Black vote for awhile now. Acknowledging facts that have already happened is quite different than predicting future "likely" outcomes. Hillary Clinton was getting the majority of the Black vote in the 2008 Democratic primaries for most of the race--not Obama. If someone is projecting specific voting patterns based on general ethnicity alone that is indeed race-baiting at the very least. As often is the case, the more lazy the generalization the more racially encoded content will show up. There are strong sociological reasons in the U.S. for that.

Can't believe I'm responding to a login called OvenFreshJew
2013-02-19 03:23:44 PM
1 votes:
Ooooh this posted to the main page. That explains a few things.
2013-02-19 02:58:33 PM
1 votes:

lordjupiter: Plus, how would voter ID have prevented this woman from voting absentee?  That's where the alleged fraud was committed.  She didn't impersonate anyone at the polls.  And who says voter ID's can't be faked?


Exactly. Voter ID is a bad solution, with serious (and carefully targeted) problems, to the #1 LEAST COMMON FORM OF ELECTION FRAUD.
2013-02-19 02:30:33 PM
1 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: To be fair, she actually voted 5 times, but only 3 of them counted.


Oh! Ouch! Well done! Ha!
2013-02-19 02:29:44 PM
1 votes:
The solution is obvious:  Shoot all the Democrats in Ohio.  Every last one of them.
2013-02-19 02:24:16 PM
1 votes:
dancingczars.files.wordpress.com
2013-02-19 02:15:11 PM
1 votes:

Why Would I Read the Article: Look, I read Fark.  We all know that if there's any voter fraud going on, it's ALL being done by republicans and evil diebold machines.  Any other story doesn't fit that narrative, so please kindly remove this one from the interwebz.


Who is saying there is no voter fraud?

All we're saying is that it doesn't happen so often that it impacts an outcome of an election. Romney lost by way more than 19 in Hamilton County.

So unless you have proof that voter fraud is so rampant, it actually impacted the outcome of an election. Then I don't see the need for Voter ID.
2013-02-19 02:14:11 PM
1 votes:

Mrtraveler01: If you provide the ID's free of charge, there would be no controversy. But obviously the GOP is against that for some reason.


Offering IDs free of charge still wouldn't resolve an issue.  You still have to travel somewhere (which could take a half day in many remote locations) and provide further documentation such as a birth certificate to get an ID.  Many elderly people don't have a copy of their birth certificates (especially men and women who are black).  So they need to request one - and every state charges a fee for that service.

All for something that does nothing to prevent vote fraud.  As evident by this article.
2013-02-19 02:13:13 PM
1 votes:
If she did it, she should be tried and sentenced according to the laws of the state.  I don't see why this is such a huge issue.  People from both sides have committed election fraud before.  I fail to see why this is something particularly newsworthy.  19 people in a county of how many thousands did this?  It's kind of a non-issue, imo.
2013-02-19 02:12:47 PM
1 votes:
Look, I read Fark.  We all know that if there's any voter fraud going on, it's ALL being done by republicans and evil diebold machines.  Any other story doesn't fit that narrative, so please kindly remove this one from the interwebz.
2013-02-19 02:12:33 PM
1 votes:
With all due respect to old ladies, if you asked my grandmother who she voted for in the most recent election, she would have said Roosevelt...possibly even Theodore
2013-02-19 02:11:51 PM
1 votes:

Kell Hound: For the benefit of those like tenpoundsofcheese, a little history...

Southern Democrats (who were the ones who denounced Brown) are now Republicans. The two parties started switching sides during the Great Depression. Know the expression 'Dixiecrat'? They left and went GOP because of things like Brown. The rest left when the Civil Rights Act became law. Republicans prior to accepting these racist nutjobs were actually what they now claim to be (but aren't); fiscally conservative and not terribly concerned with social issues. They mutated into today's craven, callow party when they adopted the Southern Strategy in the wake of Goldwater's crushing defeat by Johnson in 1964. All of this is why the tired lines about political affiliations during this time (MLK was a Republican! Democrats are racist!) are not true anymore. It's also why today's GOP has absolutely no business invoking the name of Abraham Lincoln as an inspiration, considering that he was *extremely* big government focused and actually did some social engineering.

If you buy all of this warped pseudo-history that is being peddled, you either don't know the history or are trying to put one over on your opposition. Stop farking with history. Only losers do that.


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2013-02-19 02:09:19 PM
1 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: rufus-t-firefly: tenpoundsofcheese:
FTA:   She appears to have used her position as a poll worker to cover her tracks.

And she did a bad job at the whole track covering part.

And yet, even without a voter ID system she's being investigated. It's almost as if the current laws work.

How did the current system work if she voted 6 times?


Because she has apparently been caught. Assuming that she did, of course.

And, again, why would you need to show photo ID to vote if you don't have to do so to buy a gun?
2013-02-19 02:07:35 PM
1 votes:
For the benefit of those like tenpoundsofcheese, a little history...

Southern Democrats (who were the ones who denounced Brown) are now Republicans. The two parties started switching sides during the Great Depression. Know the expression 'Dixiecrat'? They left and went GOP because of things like Brown. The rest left when the Civil Rights Act became law. Republicans prior to accepting these racist nutjobs were actually what they now claim to be (but aren't); fiscally conservative and not terribly concerned with social issues. They mutated into today's craven, callow party when they adopted the Southern Strategy in the wake of Goldwater's crushing defeat by Johnson in 1964. All of this is why the tired lines about political affiliations during this time (MLK was a Republican! Democrats are racist!) are not true anymore. It's also why today's GOP has absolutely no business invoking the name of Abraham Lincoln as an inspiration, considering that he was *extremely* big government focused and actually did some social engineering.

If you buy all of this warped pseudo-history that is being peddled, you either don't know the history or are trying to put one over on your opposition. Stop farking with history. Only losers do that.
2013-02-19 02:07:24 PM
1 votes:

Onkel Buck: I keep being told voter fraud doesnt happen. Its the voter suppression we are supposed to worry about.

/Showing ID would fix both but thats too hard


If you provide the ID's free of charge, there would be no controversy. But obviously the GOP is against that for some reason.
2013-02-19 02:05:19 PM
1 votes:

Vegan Meat Popsicle: "I'm outraged, and every voter, regardless of their political affiliation, should be outraged,"

Twenty people are being investigated for committing crimes that appear to have had no practical impact on anything and they will, presumably, be charged and tried if sufficient evidence is found to warrant arrests.

What exactly am I being outraged about, again? That the system appears to be working as intended and some people who may have committed crimes may have gotten caught?

/ oh... right.... Fox News... everything is an outrage


Let me introduce you to the "to Big To Jail" bankers, and their asshat associates, the Federal.government.
2013-02-19 02:03:26 PM
1 votes:
I wasn't aware that one extra vote was what tilted the whole election into Barry Mohammed Derka Derka Jihad Fartbongo's favor.
2013-02-19 02:02:29 PM
1 votes:
tenpoundsofcheese:
FTA:   She appears to have used her position as a poll worker to cover her tracks.

And she did a bad job at the whole track covering part.


And yet, even without a voter ID system she's being investigated. It's almost as if the current laws work.

Now, if we require you to show ID for all gun purchases - well, that's just a horrible infringement on your rights.

Right?
2013-02-19 01:56:21 PM
1 votes:
Is Mr. Romney now automatically President?
2013-02-19 01:51:35 PM
1 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: Peter von Nostrand: Anyone braver than me want to head over to Ann Coulter's site and see if she's calling for this lady's prosecution?

why wouldn't you prosecute this person?


As far as we know, this is her first offense. The Christian thing to do is forgive. Besides, she voted for the winner anyway so it doesn't really matter.
2013-02-19 01:44:05 PM
1 votes:
Anyone braver than me want to head over to Ann Coulter's site and see if she's calling for this lady's prosecution?
2013-02-19 01:38:29 PM
1 votes:

DamnYankees: Ok? Charge her with whatever that crime is and give her the appropriate punishment. Do we need Fox News articles for every crime?


No this is an important story, because in the words of Free Republic she "looks like a likely Obama voter"
2013-02-19 01:25:12 PM
1 votes:
does this mean Sarah Palin has to fart on P. Omaba's tongue for 15-20 seconds?
2013-02-19 01:08:41 PM
1 votes:
Richardson claimed she had submitted an absentee ballot, but was afraid her vote would not count so she also voted in person. She also said she voted in the name of her granddaughter and yet another person.

"There was absolutely no intent on my part to commit any voter fraud," she insisted.


*facepalm*

If she actually did this and said this throw the book at her.

Twice.
2013-02-19 12:37:30 PM
1 votes:
I'll bet this really happened and isn't a lie.
 
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