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2013-02-19 04:18:01 PM  

Amos Quito: This news story is crazy. Everyone knows that voter fraud does not exist.

Any time the subject is raised, those voicing concerns are found to be racists - dirty stinking racists, who are trying to disenfranchise minorities.

One look at the accused, and you know that these allegations are nothing more than the work of the modern day KKK.


/This woman should receive an apology
//A cash reward for her service
And a cabinet post.



Read the thread. The vast majority of people in this thread break down in to one of two camps:
1. People who say that the allegations against her should be investigated and she should be prosecuted if they are true and
2. So-called "conservatives" who don't seem to realize how stupid they look when they conspicuously ignore the existence of group 1 and biatch that no one wants her to be prosecuted
 
2013-02-19 04:18:36 PM  

BSABSVR: You know what a business would do if they found that their losses were .0005 percent or less? Shiat themselves with glee.


Yeah, most businesses are all giddy about the idea of operating at a loss.

Do you write your boss a check every payday?
 
2013-02-19 04:18:50 PM  
You are literally ignoring the entire point of this discussion in order to smugly cross your arms and say "heh.................................................................. .............................both sides are bad but not me I am super rad"
 
2013-02-19 04:19:22 PM  

vygramul: Amos Quito: This news story is crazy. Everyone knows that voter fraud does not exist.

Any time the subject is raised, those voicing concerns are found to be racists - dirty stinking racists, who are trying to disenfranchise minorities.

One look at the accused, and you know that these allegations are nothing more than the work of the modern day KKK.


/This woman should receive an apology
//A cash reward for her service
And a cabinet post.

/Photo ID would not have prevented what she did
//Plenty of people say it happens, but it so rare that the proposed solutions are more distorting than the problem
///Photo ID would not have prevented what she did
/V PHOTO ID WOULD NOT HAVE PREVENTED WHAT SHE DID
V  PHOTO ID WOULD NOT HAVE PREVENTED WHAT SHE DID
V/ PHOTO ID WOULD NOT HAVE PREVENTED WHAT SHE DID


That's OK.  They'll just get rid of absentee ballots too.
 
2013-02-19 04:19:26 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Onkel Buck: I keep being told voter fraud doesnt happen. Its the voter suppression we are supposed to worry about.

/Showing ID would fix both but thats too hard

If you provide the ID's free of charge, there would be no controversy. But obviously the GOP is against that for some reason.


In the state where I live - Kansas, a very VERY GOP state - anyone who needs an ID to vote can get one for free:
http://www.ksrevenue.org/pdf/DE-VID1.pdf#xml=http://search.ksrevenue. o rg/texis/search/pdfhi.txt?query=Identification+Card&pr=KSRevenue&prox= page&rorder=500&rprox=500&rdfreq=500&rwfreq=500&rlead=500&rdepth=0&suf s=0&order=r&cq=&id=5123406b41">http://www.ksrevenue.org/pdf/DE-VID1.p df#xml=http://search.ksrevenue.o rg/texis/search/pdfhi.txt?query=Identification+Card&pr=KSRevenue&prox= page&rorder=500&rprox=500&rdfreq=500&rwfreq=500&rlead=500&rdepth=0&suf s=0&order=r&cq=&id=5123406b41

If this lady filled out her in-person ballot as a Provisional ballot, there's actually no law that she broke with that single act.  If she filled it out as part of the normal voter roles who had not sent in absentee ballots then she did something wrong and needs to have the proper legal recourse applied to her.  Most likely her vote will be struck and she will be unable to be a poll worker ever again.

/Make sense to everyone?
//I'm a conservative and feel that my response to this would be the same if she was from Texas and had voted for Romney multiple times - I'm sure there are people there that did stuff like this and they ought to be prosecuted as well.
 
2013-02-19 04:20:38 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Well, we found the one person who did it. Doesn't that make the thousands of disenfranchised voters feel all warm and fuzzy now?



"Disenfranchised voters"?

What country are you referring to?
 
2013-02-19 04:20:50 PM  
Wow, I'm impressed that they had the sense to not claim that voter ID laws would have prevented this in the article.
 
2013-02-19 04:21:13 PM  

Amos Quito: BSABSVR: You know what a business would do if they found that their losses were .0005 percent or less? Shiat themselves with glee.

Yeah, most businesses are all giddy about the idea of operating at a loss.

Do you write your boss a check every payday?


They don't teach you math at Stormfront?
 
2013-02-19 04:21:33 PM  

vygramul: Amos Quito: This news story is crazy. Everyone knows that voter fraud does not exist.

Any time the subject is raised, those voicing concerns are found to be racists - dirty stinking racists, who are trying to disenfranchise minorities.

One look at the accused, and you know that these allegations are nothing more than the work of the modern day KKK.


/This woman should receive an apology
//A cash reward for her service
And a cabinet post.

/Photo ID would not have prevented what she did
//Plenty of people say it happens, but it so rare that the proposed solutions are more distorting than the problem
///Photo ID would not have prevented what she did
/V PHOTO ID WOULD NOT HAVE PREVENTED WHAT SHE DID
V  PHOTO ID WOULD NOT HAVE PREVENTED WHAT SHE DID
V/ PHOTO ID WOULD NOT HAVE PREVENTED WHAT SHE DID


She cast votes for 4 other people, so yeah, a photo ID law would have prevented that.
 
2013-02-19 04:22:12 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: She cast votes for 4 other people, so yeah, a photo ID law would have prevented that.


She filled out their absentee ballots.
 
2013-02-19 04:23:10 PM  

BSABSVR: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: She cast votes for 4 other people, so yeah, a photo ID law would have prevented that.

She filled out their absentee ballots.


Ah, I missed that. I stand corrected.
 
2013-02-19 04:25:17 PM  

mongbiohazard: Amos Quito: This news story is crazy. Everyone knows that voter fraud does not exist.

Any time the subject is raised, those voicing concerns are found to be racists - dirty stinking racists, who are trying to disenfranchise minorities.

One look at the accused, and you know that these allegations are nothing more than the work of the modern day KKK.


/This woman should receive an apology
//A cash reward for her service
And a cabinet post.


Read the thread. The vast majority of people in this thread break down in to one of two camps:
1. People who say that the allegations against her should be investigated and she should be prosecuted if they are true and
2. So-called "conservatives" who don't seem to realize how stupid they look when they conspicuously ignore the existence of group 1 and biatch that no one wants her to be prosecuted



Oh yes! We must investigate and prosecute this one (incredibly stupid big-mouthed) woman - they'll say.

Propose measures to prevent such fraud in the future, and they'll call you a RACIST.
 
2013-02-19 04:25:30 PM  

Why Would I Read the Article: Look, I read Fark.  We all know that if there's any voter fraud going on, it's ALL being done by republicans and evil diebold machines.  Any other story doesn't fit that narrative, so please kindly remove this one from the interwebz.


You finally found one by a Democrat. Congratulations to you I guess.
 
2013-02-19 04:27:11 PM  

djh0101010: Because then, stay with me here, you see if anyone voted with the same ID more than once, and deal with them.
"Hey there, college student, I see you voted on campus, but you also voted absentee in your parents' district, what's up with that?"


How would photo ID help with absentee ballots? What, would you include a photo of yourself holding your photo ID in the application for the ballot?

OvenFreshJew: How ridiculous. If I asked you right now which candi


I'm not taking ANY racism tips from "OvenFreshJew".
 
2013-02-19 04:27:54 PM  

BSABSVR: Amos Quito: BSABSVR: You know what a business would do if they found that their losses were .0005 percent or less? Shiat themselves with glee.

Yeah, most businesses are all giddy about the idea of operating at a loss.

Do you write your boss a check every payday?



They don't teach you math at Stormfront?


So you surrender? Game over?

Fine by me, BSABSVR.
 
2013-02-19 04:28:45 PM  

Amos Quito: The Irresponsible Captain: Well, we found the one person who did it. Doesn't that make the thousands of disenfranchised voters feel all warm and fuzzy now?


"Disenfranchised voters"?

What country are you referring to?


http://www.aarp.org/politics-society/government-elections/info-01-20 12 /voter-id-laws-impact-older-americans.html
 
2013-02-19 04:30:03 PM  

Amos Quito: The Irresponsible Captain: Well, we found the one person who did it. Doesn't that make the thousands of disenfranchised voters feel all warm and fuzzy now?


"Disenfranchised voters"?

What country are you referring to?


I forgot we re-defined the word.
 
2013-02-19 04:31:12 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: The solution is obvious:  Shoot all the Democrats in Ohio.  Every last one of them.


Why limit it to Ohio?
 
2013-02-19 04:31:57 PM  

Amos Quito: BSABSVR: Amos Quito: BSABSVR: You know what a business would do if they found that their losses were .0005 percent or less? Shiat themselves with glee.

Yeah, most businesses are all giddy about the idea of operating at a loss.

Do you write your boss a check every payday?


They don't teach you math at Stormfront?


So you surrender? Game over?

Fine by me, BSABSVR.


In all serious, any business would be thrilled beyond belief to peg their administrative losses (mis-filed paperwork, shipping errors, overpaid postage, etc) at 0.005%.

Also, you are the most anti-Semitic motherfarker on this whole site, so there's that.
 
2013-02-19 04:44:38 PM  
To the leftists what she did was ok because she did it for one of their own B.O.  Election fraud is wrong no matter who does it or who is helped by it.
 
2013-02-19 04:46:17 PM  
Voter IDs will not work. All Democrats look alike to Republicans.
 
2013-02-19 04:46:31 PM  

Amos Quito: mongbiohazard: Amos Quito: This news story is crazy. Everyone knows that voter fraud does not exist.

Any time the subject is raised, those voicing concerns are found to be racists - dirty stinking racists, who are trying to disenfranchise minorities.

One look at the accused, and you know that these allegations are nothing more than the work of the modern day KKK.


/This woman should receive an apology
//A cash reward for her service
And a cabinet post.


Read the thread. The vast majority of people in this thread break down in to one of two camps:
1. People who say that the allegations against her should be investigated and she should be prosecuted if they are true and
2. So-called "conservatives" who don't seem to realize how stupid they look when they conspicuously ignore the existence of group 1 and biatch that no one wants her to be prosecuted


Oh yes! We must investigate and prosecute this one (incredibly stupid big-mouthed) woman - they'll say.

Propose measures to prevent such fraud in the future, and they'll call you a RACIST.


Actual this woman and 18 others. And there are already laws to handle what they did - hence the investigations - so no proposals are necessary. Which is good, because what is generally being proposed are all blatant partisan attempts to disenfranchise voters along partisan lines if we're feeling generous, and along racist lines if we're not.

Considering the proposals would generally discourage or disenfranchise thousands in order to stop less than 20 cases of fraud which have *already been caught*, I'm not sure there is any other rational way for a non-partisan to view these suggestions. If the fraud was both not already covered by existing statutes and not immaterial then there might be a point and those suggestions might not be reasonably viewed as having ulterior motives. But they are, so there it is.
 
2013-02-19 04:51:57 PM  

PaLarkin: To the leftists what she did was ok because she did it for one of their own B.O.  Election fraud is wrong no matter who does it or who is helped by it.


What leftists exactly? Because the leftists I see in this thread are all in agreement that she should be prosecuted if the allegations are true.

So are you just hallucinating imaginary leftist strawmen or are you just new to the English language and unable to understand what words mean? I suspect the former. I think you find it easier to confirm your biases when you can just imagine things that don't exist that fit better with the fiction you'be chosen to believe. Acknowledging reality would require a readjustment to your worldview and that sounds hard, doesn't it?
 
2013-02-19 04:53:37 PM  

kingoomieiii: Also, you are the most anti-Semitic motherfarker on this whole site, so there's that.



Let's see...

I voted for Obama (but only once), and Bibi Netanyahu HATES Obama (as does most of Israel), so I guess you deduce from this that I am the "most anti-Semitic motherfarker on this whole site".

Is that about right, kingoomieiii?
 
2013-02-19 04:53:54 PM  
Jackson Herring
what in the unholy donkey raping fark do you think this conversation is about holy shiat

There is a world of difference between saying something probably shouldn't be done, and saying that doing so makes the person a racist.
 
2013-02-19 04:55:44 PM  

PaLarkin: To the leftists what she did was ok


which leftists exactly
 
2013-02-19 04:56:15 PM  
kingoomieiii
I'm not taking ANY racism tips from "OvenFreshJew".

Onward with your blindness to reality then my good fellow. Reminds me of another group of folks...
 
2013-02-19 04:56:23 PM  

OvenFreshJew: Jackson Herring
what in the unholy donkey raping fark do you think this conversation is about holy shiat

There is a world of difference between saying something probably shouldn't be done, and saying that doing so makes the person a racist.


Holding explicitly racist viewpoints or saying explicitly racist statements does in fact make one a racist, sorry :(
 
2013-02-19 05:00:18 PM  

PaLarkin: To the leftists what she did was ok because she did it for one of their own B.O.  Election fraud is wrong no matter who does it or who is helped by it.


Who is saying what she did is ok?
 
2013-02-19 05:03:27 PM  

OvenFreshJew: Jackson Herring
what in the unholy donkey raping fark do you think this conversation is about holy shiat

There is a world of difference between saying something probably shouldn't be done, and saying that doing so makes the person a racist.



RACE CARDS are cheap, and there's an endless supply.

They are invaluable to idiots (and lowbrow lazy farks) who find themselves unable to form a cogent argument, and as a contrived snorkel for hard-core partisans who refuse to abandon ship even when the waves are washing over their eyeballs.

The only cheaper and easier card is the ANTI-SEMITE CARD - which can be played at any time and for any reason, or for no reason at all.

Just ask kingoomieiii.
 
2013-02-19 05:04:05 PM  
Jackson Herring

I see that you're too stupid to be redeemed. My apologies.
 
2013-02-19 05:06:15 PM  
Alright - late to the party but here's my very humble opinion:

- We need to make it as easy as possible for everyone to legally vote.  In every election/primary/referrendum - period.
- There are seniors and individuals with limited education/means/transportation that need to be accommodated to the best of society's ability.  I don't have the answer to how this can be accomplished but it needs to not get lost in the shuffle.  As I posted above, my state mandates ID's but will give you them for free.  If everything is working right, everyone who needs an ID should be able to get one without a hassle.
- We need to make it as hard as possible to break the law.  It's 2013 for fark's sake.  People all over the world can log into sites like this and see your latest Looty shoop one minute after you post it.  You mean to tell me a voter ID law and effective voter roll software as well as networked polling locations wouldn't improve this situation AND ensure everyone gets a voice?
- As I said, I'm conservative fiscally and socially but tend to the Libertarian side.  If the result of better voter turnout and lawful voting is a Democrat majority then, yea verily, the people truly have spoken.

/I know I'm asking too much, but can we stop using labels like Libtards and Republiturds.  It's truly asinine in the fullest sense of the word.
 
2013-02-19 05:07:26 PM  
that's racist!
 
2013-02-19 05:10:13 PM  

Jackson Herring: Oh wow so someone actually beat me to the joke about "likely obama voters" except they were not joking. It is not fark, it is blatant racism dot com


If you've seen the turn out numbers by race it's just called playing the odds.
 
2013-02-19 05:10:44 PM  
Idiot... You just *do* it. You don't talk about it.
 
2013-02-19 05:18:10 PM  
Of course thya did how else you think that fool could have won i mean what surprize
 
2013-02-19 05:18:28 PM  

Amos Quito: kingoomieiii: Also, you are the most anti-Semitic motherfarker on this whole site, so there's that.


Let's see...

I voted for Obama (but only once), and Bibi Netanyahu HATES Obama (as does most of Israel), so I guess you deduce from this that I am the "most anti-Semitic motherfarker on this whole site".

Is that about right, kingoomieiii?


No, it was basically the time you outlined very clearly how you believe the holocaust was provoked.
 
2013-02-19 05:21:42 PM  
Read the thread. The vast majority of people in this thread break down in to one of two camps:
1. People who say that the allegations against her should be investigated and she should be prosecuted if they are true and
2. So-called "conservatives" who don't seem to realize how stupid they look when they conspicuously ignore the existence of group 1 and biatch that no one wants her to be prosecuted

You forgot the third group: liberals who believe this is all made up and a GOP plot.
 
2013-02-19 05:22:21 PM  

OvenFreshJew: Jackson Herring
what in the unholy donkey raping fark do you think this conversation is about holy shiat

There is a world of difference between saying something probably shouldn't be done, and saying that doing so makes the person a racist.


If you find yourself doing things that seem sort of racist, to the point that you think "I probably shouldn't have done that", it might occur to you that you did it because you're racist.
 
2013-02-19 05:25:29 PM  

sweet jeez: Of course thya did how else you think that fool could have won i mean what surprize


You accidentally the whole thing, like such as.
 
2013-02-19 05:29:34 PM  
What a horrible person. This is clearly not made up.

Unlike this story

It's only bad when it's one person committing fraud, and when they're a Democrat.
 
2013-02-19 05:30:10 PM  

kingoomieiii: Amos Quito


And just so we're on the same page, the government of Israel is more full of reactionaries than ours, somehow, and I wish our government would stop patting them on the back as they slowly annex the nicer parts of the surrounding region.

And if I hear how the treatment of native americans 200 years ago bars the US from opposing Israel's CURRENT actions one more time, I might lose it.
 
2013-02-19 05:30:55 PM  

Amos Quito: BSABSVR: Amos Quito: BSABSVR: You know what a business would do if they found that their losses were .0005 percent or less? Shiat themselves with glee.

Yeah, most businesses are all giddy about the idea of operating at a loss.

Do you write your boss a check every payday?


They don't teach you math at Stormfront?


So you surrender? Game over?

Fine by me, BSABSVR.


They don't teach you to read at Stormfront either?  How do you intend to be all race-realist if all you know how to do is drive to Arby's and order a number 3?  U mean unless being a race-realist involves being a dumb, fat motherfarker.  In that case  you are 2/3 of the way  there minimum.
 
2013-02-19 05:32:12 PM  

BSABSVR: They don't teach you to read at Stormfront either?  How do you intend to be all race-realist if all you know how to do is drive to Arby's and order a number 3?  U mean unless being a race-realist involves being a dumb, fat motherfarker.  In that case  you are 2/3 of the way  there minimum.


www.sogoodblog.com

Come on now. Less style, more substance.
 
2013-02-19 05:33:51 PM  
Amos either has been given tony4144whatever style protection, or thinks we are all black and need to know our place, based on his new, weird faux aggression.  It's funny.
 
2013-02-19 05:34:10 PM  

DogBoyTheCat: Read the thread. The vast majority of people in this thread break down in to one of two camps:
1. People who say that the allegations against her should be investigated and she should be prosecuted if they are true and
2. So-called "conservatives" who don't seem to realize how stupid they look when they conspicuously ignore the existence of group 1 and biatch that no one wants her to be prosecuted

You forgot the third group: liberals who believe this is all made up and a GOP plot.


Like who?
 
2013-02-19 05:37:28 PM  
Fox news gets the right report.. but fails to ask the correct question... which is obviously "isn't this how president bush won twice?"
 
2013-02-19 05:41:40 PM  

mongbiohazard: Like who?


Me, at first. I'm coming around to the idea that this woman actually is a GDI, and I have full confidence that her trial will be fairly conducted by the Republican team on the case and won't turn into a race-baiting media circus like the Obama-phone lady, aired night after night on Fox News amidst another round of voter ID legislation is states with below-average high school completion rates.

No, wait, just the first part about her being a god damn idiot.
 
2013-02-19 05:42:06 PM  
Fox news has proved that voter fraud favoring Obama is now real.  I feel validated.

Now can we get get back to the legal business of restricting voting hours, requiring ID, closing down DVM stations, ect.

/Actually if she did knowingly break the law the DA should go for it.
 
2013-02-19 05:43:44 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: ok libs, I got it.

There should be no news articles much less prosecutions about anything related to election issues unless it is proven that something swung the election.


If that's what you gleaned, then your reading comprehension skills suck.
 
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