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(Fox News)   Sure, I voted for Obama 6 times. Didn't everybody? FARK: Said the Ohio poll worker   (foxnews.com) divider line 349
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2013-02-19 11:27:46 AM
Sarah is on her way to the White House. Obama has been put to work scrubbing floors and cooking.
 
2013-02-19 12:06:41 PM
Of course she did. Look at her.
 
2013-02-19 12:37:30 PM
I'll bet this really happened and isn't a lie.
 
2013-02-19 12:44:30 PM
I voted for him four times.

2 primaries; 2 general elections.
 
2013-02-19 01:01:07 PM
a57.foxnews.com

Fox News? Ain't nobody got time for that!
 
2013-02-19 01:06:49 PM
Throw her and the others in jail. 1 year minimum no probation.
Someday, maybe we will have an honest election.
Though I won't hold my breath.
 
2013-02-19 01:08:41 PM
Richardson claimed she had submitted an absentee ballot, but was afraid her vote would not count so she also voted in person. She also said she voted in the name of her granddaughter and yet another person.

"There was absolutely no intent on my part to commit any voter fraud," she insisted.


*facepalm*

If she actually did this and said this throw the book at her.

Twice.
 
2013-02-19 01:09:05 PM
Clearly Karl Rove's election night mental collapse was due to this super-villain's nefarious scheme that I am sure will be proven to be totally true and not bullshiat!

To the Hoverounds! We ride at dawn!
 
2013-02-19 01:09:56 PM
Sorry Romney, you lost because your supporters were honest.
 
2013-02-19 01:14:47 PM
FTA:   Another voter admitted to double voting, but did not think it was an issue.


RIght because they voted 4 times LESS than the standard.  slacker.

FTA:   She appears to have used her position as a poll worker to cover her tracks.

And she did a bad job at the whole track covering part.
 
2013-02-19 01:18:55 PM
That's odd, farkers had assured me that in Ohio "experimental" software patches on vote counting machines and rethuglican chicanery would keep teh blahs from voting at all.
 
2013-02-19 01:25:12 PM
does this mean Sarah Palin has to fart on P. Omaba's tongue for 15-20 seconds?
 
2013-02-19 01:25:29 PM

kingoomieiii: I'll bet this really happened and isn't a lie.


That was the first thing I wondered. Most people don't brag to the press about voting fraud.
 
2013-02-19 01:27:37 PM

quatchi: Richardson claimed she had submitted an absentee ballot, but was afraid her vote would not count so she also voted in person. She also said she voted in the name of her granddaughter and yet another person.

"There was absolutely no intent on my part to commit any voter fraud," she insisted.

*facepalm*

If she actually did this and said this throw the book at her.

Twice.


^^^ that
 
2013-02-19 01:35:56 PM
Ok? Charge her with whatever that crime is and give her the appropriate punishment. Do we need Fox News articles for every crime?
 
2013-02-19 01:38:29 PM

DamnYankees: Ok? Charge her with whatever that crime is and give her the appropriate punishment. Do we need Fox News articles for every crime?


No this is an important story, because in the words of Free Republic she "looks like a likely Obama voter"
 
2013-02-19 01:38:32 PM
Romney is President now... Right?
 
2013-02-19 01:40:43 PM

b2theory: Romney is President now... Right?


He only lost by 10 votes; here are 6 of them.
 
2013-02-19 01:44:05 PM
Anyone braver than me want to head over to Ann Coulter's site and see if she's calling for this lady's prosecution?
 
2013-02-19 01:45:11 PM

Spad31: Of course she did. Look at her.


She looks like an average elderly black woman. Am I missing something?
 
2013-02-19 01:45:39 PM

DamnYankees: Ok? Charge her with whatever that crime is and give her the appropriate punishment. Do we need Fox News articles for every crime?


Oh look, someone all butt hurt because *gasp* the news is covering a story about a crime.

Let me guess, you only want the news to cover stories about Kim and...wait for it...newsflash...Fergie is pregnant!  Wowie.
 
2013-02-19 01:46:28 PM
Oh wow so someone actually beat me to the joke about "likely obama voters" except they were not joking. It is not fark, it is blatant racism dot com
 
2013-02-19 01:46:28 PM

Peter von Nostrand: Anyone braver than me want to head over to Ann Coulter's site and see if she's calling for this lady's prosecution?


why wouldn't you prosecute this person?
 
2013-02-19 01:49:32 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: Peter von Nostrand: Anyone braver than me want to head over to Ann Coulter's site and see if she's calling for this lady's prosecution?

why wouldn't you prosecute this person?


Mostly because I'm not a lawyer
 
2013-02-19 01:51:35 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: Peter von Nostrand: Anyone braver than me want to head over to Ann Coulter's site and see if she's calling for this lady's prosecution?

why wouldn't you prosecute this person?


As far as we know, this is her first offense. The Christian thing to do is forgive. Besides, she voted for the winner anyway so it doesn't really matter.
 
2013-02-19 01:56:21 PM
Is Mr. Romney now automatically President?
 
2013-02-19 01:56:57 PM
I only voted for Obama once.

/Canadian
 
2013-02-19 01:57:04 PM
To quote a magnificent bastard:

"Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most"
 
2013-02-19 01:57:09 PM

thismomentinblackhistory: tenpoundsofcheese: Peter von Nostrand: Anyone braver than me want to head over to Ann Coulter's site and see if she's calling for this lady's prosecution?

why wouldn't you prosecute this person?

As far as we know, this is her first offense. The Christian thing to do is forgive. Besides, she voted for the winner anyway so it doesn't really matter.


Actually, the first time she voted more than once was her first offense. (assuming this is the first election she did this).
The other 4 times she voted were offenses second through fifth.

so a repeat offender.
 
2013-02-19 01:57:27 PM
Richardson is one of 19 people suspected of illegal voting by the Hamilton County Board of Elections in the last election.

doesn't say if they were all obama voters or not, though.
 
2013-02-19 01:58:17 PM
I saw this making the way around the Tea Tard community. I've also seen different numbers thrown around. Smells like a CMSM load of bullshiat to me. Somebody got paid.
 
2013-02-19 01:59:58 PM
static.gamesradar.com
 
2013-02-19 02:00:59 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: thismomentinblackhistory: tenpoundsofcheese: Peter von Nostrand: Anyone braver than me want to head over to Ann Coulter's site and see if she's calling for this lady's prosecution?

why wouldn't you prosecute this person?

As far as we know, this is her first offense. The Christian thing to do is forgive. Besides, she voted for the winner anyway so it doesn't really matter.

Actually, the first time she voted more than once was her first offense. (assuming this is the first election she did this).
The other 4 times she voted were offenses second through fifth.

so a repeat offender.


count much ?

you'd better re-check those fingers, haus...
 
2013-02-19 02:01:24 PM
Bet you can't vote just once!
cache.gawker.com
 
2013-02-19 02:01:31 PM
TFA headline asks "6 times?"

Articles states "twice"


This sh*t ain't cool, but why use derpy hyperbole? Oh yeah, clicks, ratings and outrage.
 
2013-02-19 02:02:01 PM
Good god some people are stupid.
 
2013-02-19 02:02:20 PM

busy chillin': TFA headline asks "6 times?"

Articles states "twice"


This sh*t ain't cool, but why use derpy hyperbole? Oh yeah, clicks, ratings and outrage.


Pretty sure Trollmitter has outed himself in the comments already
 
2013-02-19 02:02:24 PM
I'd be damn proud to live in a country where someone would make the effort to register me and vote in my name.

Hell, someday that someone just might be me.
 
2013-02-19 02:02:29 PM
tenpoundsofcheese:
FTA:   She appears to have used her position as a poll worker to cover her tracks.

And she did a bad job at the whole track covering part.


And yet, even without a voter ID system she's being investigated. It's almost as if the current laws work.

Now, if we require you to show ID for all gun purchases - well, that's just a horrible infringement on your rights.

Right?
 
2013-02-19 02:02:56 PM

Sgt Otter: Spad31: Of course she did. Look at her.

She looks like an average elderly black woman. Am I missing something?


No. You noticed that she was black.
 
2013-02-19 02:03:23 PM
You can legally file a provisional ballot and still go vote.
Shut up FOX News clowns.
 
2013-02-19 02:03:26 PM
I wasn't aware that one extra vote was what tilted the whole election into Barry Mohammed Derka Derka Jihad Fartbongo's favor.
 
2013-02-19 02:04:04 PM

SlothB77: Richardson is one of 19 people suspected of illegal voting by the Hamilton County Board of Elections in the last election.

doesn't say if they were all obama voters or not, though.


19 votes? Well this would've sure changed the outcome of the election in Hamilton County!

Hamilton100.0% ReportingB. Obama (i)Dem51.8%208,508M. RomneyGOP46.9%188,653G. JohnsonLib0.9%3,596J. SteinGrn0.2%974R. DuncanUna0.1%397V. GoodeCST0.1%329S. AlexanderSoc0.0%11

http://www.politico.com/2012-election/results/president/ohio/
 
2013-02-19 02:04:21 PM
"I'm outraged, and every voter, regardless of their political affiliation, should be outraged,"

Twenty people are being investigated for committing crimes that appear to have had no practical impact on anything and they will, presumably, be charged and tried if sufficient evidence is found to warrant arrests.

What exactly am I being outraged about, again? That the system appears to be working as intended and some people who may have committed crimes may have gotten caught?

/ oh... right.... Fox News... everything is an outrage
 
2013-02-19 02:05:05 PM

rufus-t-firefly: tenpoundsofcheese:
FTA:   She appears to have used her position as a poll worker to cover her tracks.

And she did a bad job at the whole track covering part.

And yet, even without a voter ID system she's being investigated. It's almost as if the current laws work.

How did the current system work if she voted 6 times?

 
2013-02-19 02:05:15 PM
Is this going to be another case where Republicans just grossly misinterpreted what was said? Like how "we're not going to have problems paying our mortgage" became "OBAMA GUNNA PAY MAH MORTGAGE"?
 
2013-02-19 02:05:19 PM

Vegan Meat Popsicle: "I'm outraged, and every voter, regardless of their political affiliation, should be outraged,"

Twenty people are being investigated for committing crimes that appear to have had no practical impact on anything and they will, presumably, be charged and tried if sufficient evidence is found to warrant arrests.

What exactly am I being outraged about, again? That the system appears to be working as intended and some people who may have committed crimes may have gotten caught?

/ oh... right.... Fox News... everything is an outrage


Let me introduce you to the "to Big To Jail" bankers, and their asshat associates, the Federal.government.
 
2013-02-19 02:05:25 PM
This should be fun.

So the themes of the friends of BS Mountain in this thread should be:

-The plural of Anecdote is Data, so Romney probably won.
-Voter ID laws need to be redesigned to prevent the0.0001% of fraudulent votes from corrupting our democracy
-Misleading "Need ID to vote" ads put out by Repubs in Dem districts? What misleading "Need ID to vote" ads put out by Repubs in Dem districts?
-Acorn did this, even if they don't exist anymore.
-Secret UN bases, contrails and Kenyan spy agencies are to blame.
 
2013-02-19 02:05:53 PM
I keep being told voter fraud doesnt happen. Its the voter suppression we are supposed to worry about.

/Showing ID would fix both but thats too hard
 
2013-02-19 02:06:18 PM
if it is true this is a serious problem... what happens when a Repub beats a Dem due to voter fraud?
 
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