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(Fox 45 Dayton)   Jesus told the man to huff gold paint, so it's OK   (fox45now.com) divider line 6
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2013-02-19 01:56:27 PM  
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Geary continued to talk about his huffing activities after his arrest and while at the Montgomery County Jail reportedly apologized for huffing the toluene fumes from the paint but insisted that Jesus told him it was OK to do it.


Pedro Cerrano: Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.
Eddie Harris: You know you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior instead of fooling around with all this stuff.
Roger Dorn: Shiat, Harris.
Pedro Cerrano: Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.
Eddie Harris: You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
2013-02-19 03:00:16 PM  
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sinanju: MaudlinMutantMollusk: screwzloos: quatchi: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x585]

Let's just this out of the way right off the bat, shall we?

Did we ever give our golden resident an official Fark name? I mean, we have Lootie... Should we call him Huffie?

That, Sir, is Patrick Tribbett

/no sobriquet required

I know he tried to clean himself up. Does anybody know if it stuck?

http://www.news-register.net/page/content.detail/id/531548.html


Feb. 5, 2012
arre.st
Nope
2013-02-19 01:42:58 PM  
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Just buy some straight Tolulene from the paint store... a gallon would last that guy a few years.
2013-02-19 01:22:41 PM  
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Diogenes: Is there something special about gold paint that makes you extra high and stupid?  Or is it more symbolic? "Huffing like a boss!"


Metallics have more volatile solvents

/or so I have been told
2013-02-19 01:11:21 PM  
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Is there something special about gold paint that makes you extra high and stupid?  Or is it more symbolic? "Huffing like a boss!"
2013-02-19 01:04:00 PM  
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i.cdn.turner.com

Let's just this out of the way right off the bat, shall we?
 
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