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(Fox 45 Dayton)   Jesus told the man to huff gold paint, so it's OK   (fox45now.com) divider line 53
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2013-02-19 01:01:56 PM  
I would repost that picture but I am pretty sure it would violate a treaty or convention. It's a keeper for sure though.
 
2013-02-19 01:04:00 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

Let's just this out of the way right off the bat, shall we?
 
2013-02-19 01:11:21 PM  
Is there something special about gold paint that makes you extra high and stupid?  Or is it more symbolic? "Huffing like a boss!"
 
2013-02-19 01:22:17 PM  

quatchi: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x585]

Let's just this out of the way right off the bat, shall we?


How far Our Savior has fallen.  :(
 
2013-02-19 01:22:41 PM  

Diogenes: Is there something special about gold paint that makes you extra high and stupid?  Or is it more symbolic? "Huffing like a boss!"


Metallics have more volatile solvents

/or so I have been told
 
2013-02-19 01:24:32 PM  
"Smite the sons of biatches Josh!"
 
2013-02-19 01:31:50 PM  

Diogenes: Is there something special about gold paint that makes you extra high and stupid?  Or is it more symbolic? "Huffing like a boss!"


The Golden Rule.
 
2013-02-19 01:33:16 PM  

quatchi: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x585]

Let's just this out of the way right off the bat, shall we?


I really did click the link in hopes that it was this guy again.
 
2013-02-19 01:33:17 PM  

quatchi: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x585]

Let's just this out of the way right off the bat, shall we?


i1197.photobucket.com


Well played, sir.
 
2013-02-19 01:34:44 PM  
cf2.imgobject.com
 
2013-02-19 01:37:06 PM  
Legalize it!
 
2013-02-19 01:38:49 PM  

quatchi: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x585]

Let's just this out of the way right off the bat, shall we?


Did we ever give our golden resident an official Fark name? I mean, we have Lootie... Should we call him Huffie?
 
2013-02-19 01:40:15 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Diogenes: Is there something special about gold paint that makes you extra high and stupid?  Or is it more symbolic? "Huffing like a boss!"

Metallics have more volatile solvents

/or so I have been told


Yep, came in here wanting to know what it is about gold paint.  Now I know.
 
2013-02-19 01:41:02 PM  

quatchi: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x585]

Let's just this out of the way right off the bat, shall we?


Came for this...

/leaving happy
 
2013-02-19 01:41:29 PM  

screwzloos: quatchi: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x585]

Let's just this out of the way right off the bat, shall we?

Did we ever give our golden resident an official Fark name? I mean, we have Lootie... Should we call him Huffie?


That, Sir, is Patrick Tribbett

/no sobriquet required
 
2013-02-19 01:41:53 PM  

screwzloos


Did we ever give our golden resident an official Fark name? I mean, we have Lootie... Should we call him Huffie?


1) I don't know if 'Lootie' were ever identified by name. Paint-huffing-guy is Patrick Tribett.

2) 'Huffie' sounds like a bicycle.
 
2013-02-19 01:42:58 PM  
Just buy some straight Tolulene from the paint store... a gallon would last that guy a few years.
 
2013-02-19 01:44:40 PM  
Jesus told Sam Brownback that global warming was a hoax this must be true
 
2013-02-19 01:45:02 PM  

metamax: Just buy some straight Tolulene from the paint store... a gallon would last that guy a few years.


Painthuffers aren't exactly long-term thinkers.

/so I've heard.
 
2013-02-19 01:49:09 PM  
Victimless crime.
 
2013-02-19 01:49:43 PM  
Police said Geary told them he had kicked the huffing habit but a little voice told him to do it.
 Hint: if a little voice tells you to do it, you haven't yet kicked the habit.
 
2013-02-19 01:50:09 PM  
"Bro, if you're farking Jesus Christ, I'll be the anti-Christ man, like fark that shiat!"

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2013-02-19 01:50:47 PM  
Geary continued to talk about his huffing activities after his arrest and while at the Montgomery County Jail reportedly apologized for huffing the toluene fumes from the paint but insisted that Jesus told him it was OK to do it.

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-19 01:50:47 PM  
s-ak.buzzfed.com

You shouldn't listen to Jesus.
 
2013-02-19 01:56:27 PM  
Geary continued to talk about his huffing activities after his arrest and while at the Montgomery County Jail reportedly apologized for huffing the toluene fumes from the paint but insisted that Jesus told him it was OK to do it.


Pedro Cerrano: Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.
Eddie Harris: You know you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior instead of fooling around with all this stuff.
Roger Dorn: Shiat, Harris.
Pedro Cerrano: Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.
Eddie Harris: You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
 
2013-02-19 01:58:01 PM  
Those poor unsuspecting harmful intoxicants had no way of knowing they'd end up in this skifu's lungs. What a world.
 
2013-02-19 01:59:12 PM  
I was talking to this freak at a rehab once who was apparently a connoisseur of huffing paint who swore that mirrored hematite silver is the primo paint and that gold is basically schwag for the plebes. CSB
 
2013-02-19 02:00:26 PM  
Seriously though, did you see that picture? Should have just let him finish up.
 
2013-02-19 02:06:58 PM  
Yup, even cleaned up he's still got huff mouth... that slack gaping yaw.
 
2013-02-19 02:08:18 PM  
Hey if we can believe that God told someone to kill his son to prove his faith, and to stone a guy because he picked up sticks on the sabbath, why can't we believe a guy who says that same God told him to huff?  God seems twisted enough to do that.
 
2013-02-19 02:18:19 PM  
Sam Gold?
 
2013-02-19 02:19:41 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: screwzloos: quatchi: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x585]

Let's just this out of the way right off the bat, shall we?

Did we ever give our golden resident an official Fark name? I mean, we have Lootie... Should we call him Huffie?

That, Sir, is Patrick Tribbett

/no sobriquet required


I know he tried to clean himself up. Does anybody know if it stuck?

http://www.news-register.net/page/content.detail/id/531548.html
 
2013-02-19 02:19:53 PM  

quatchi: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x585]

Let's just this out of the way right off the bat, shall we?


Came for this... Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-02-19 02:24:31 PM  
Jesus is weird.
 
2013-02-19 02:44:13 PM  

sinanju: MaudlinMutantMollusk: screwzloos: quatchi: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x585]

Let's just this out of the way right off the bat, shall we?

Did we ever give our golden resident an official Fark name? I mean, we have Lootie... Should we call him Huffie?

That, Sir, is Patrick Tribbett

/no sobriquet required

I know he tried to clean himself up. Does anybody know if it stuck?

http://www.news-register.net/page/content.detail/id/531548.html


FTFA: "Tribett isn't being made fun of today."
FARK: "Yeah, about that..."
 
2013-02-19 03:00:16 PM  

sinanju: MaudlinMutantMollusk: screwzloos: quatchi: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x585]

Let's just this out of the way right off the bat, shall we?

Did we ever give our golden resident an official Fark name? I mean, we have Lootie... Should we call him Huffie?

That, Sir, is Patrick Tribbett

/no sobriquet required

I know he tried to clean himself up. Does anybody know if it stuck?

http://www.news-register.net/page/content.detail/id/531548.html


Feb. 5, 2012
arre.st
Nope
 
2013-02-19 03:06:48 PM  
they say it's the skin of the gods..
 
2013-02-19 03:17:27 PM  
ha ha, that Jesus.  What a sense of humor.
 
2013-02-19 03:20:22 PM  
Came for the pic of Jebus helping the guy shooy up, leaving disappointed.
 
2013-02-19 03:21:24 PM  

stupiddream: Came for the pic of Jebus helping the guy shooy

t up, leaving disappointed.

Shoot FTFM
 
2013-02-19 03:22:11 PM  

fozziewazzi: Hey if we can believe that God told someone to kill his son to prove his faith, and to stone a guy because he picked up sticks on the sabbath, why can't we believe a guy who says that same God told him to huff?  God seems twisted enough to do that.


Good point.  Mere humans cannot understand the mind of god.  Or Jesus.

He does a good job with the edger, tho.
 
2013-02-19 03:24:39 PM  
For some reason Mr. Tribett makes me so very sad.

A few years ago I would have laughed but more and more, when I see crazies (Around Austin TX) I wish some god would put them out of their misery. Just kille them in their sleep as they dream happy thoughts.
 
2013-02-19 03:26:02 PM  
MaudlinMutantMollusk:
Nope

Aw.  That's too bad.  I was really hoping he had stayed on the wagon.
 
2013-02-19 03:26:23 PM  

Inflatable Rhetoric: f

Good point.  Mere humans cannot understand the mind of god.  Or Jesus.

He does a good job with the edger, tho.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-19 03:29:37 PM  
LMAO!
 
2013-02-19 03:29:55 PM  

Master Sphincter: Inflatable Rhetoric: f

Good point.  Mere humans cannot understand the mind of god.  Or Jesus.

He does a good job with the edger, tho.

[25.media.tumblr.com image 150x134]


Don't blame me, it's the truth.
 
2013-02-19 03:50:07 PM  

Jesus told the man to huff gold paint, so it's OK


It would not be made out of gold. That's the huff of a carpenter.


He chose... poorly.
 
2013-02-19 04:46:59 PM  

quatchi: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x585]

Let's just this out of the way right off the bat, shall we?


i.cdn.turner.com
So he's like the Blues Brothers, on a mission from god.  Now how good is this guy at wrecking a shopping mall with a car?
 
2013-02-19 05:03:38 PM  

Diogenes: Is there something special about gold paint that makes you extra high and stupid?  Or is it more symbolic? "Huffing like a boss!"


Like a WARRIOR(s)
 
2013-02-19 07:02:45 PM  
So Jesus is a good enough excuse for not selling alcohol on Sundays, banning abortions, and outlawing gay marriage but if he tells you to huff paint then you must be crazy.

I say that the "Jesus told me to" defense should pretty much be instant not guilty. The lack of proof doesn't seem to hinder legality in other areas.
 
2013-02-19 07:19:33 PM  

Guadior42: quatchi: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x585]

Let's just this out of the way right off the bat, shall we?

Came for this...

/leaving happy


SkylineRecords: quatchi: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x585]

Let's just this out of the way right off the bat, shall we?

I really did click the link in hopes that it was this guy again.


These.
 
2013-02-19 08:11:42 PM  
did the "dream police" do it?

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-20 07:05:54 AM  

sinanju: MaudlinMutantMollusk:
Nope

Aw.  That's too bad.  I was really hoping he had stayed on the wagon.


Yeah. Must have been the gold paint the wagon was sprayed with.
 
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